Ye Jingjing was a little embarrassed, but she still asked Emperor Qianling with difficulty, "Your Majesty, are you now, do you have the intention of urinating?" ”

“……”

Ye Jingjing also knew that her words were too direct, so it was understandable for Emperor Qianling to have such a hellish expression on his face.

Her face burned instantly, and she hurriedly explained to herself, "No, no, I don't mean anything else. ”

"It's a red face drunk! The boy's urine can relieve the drunkenness, if the emperor ......"

Ye Jingjing bit her lower lip and couldn't say any more.

And what if? If the emperor has the intention of urinating, it's best to solve it now, so that she can use this thing to save the world?

Ye Jingjing was so anxious that she scratched her head.

Emperor Qianling also blushed.

Originally, he still minded this kind of unconscionable thing that Di Fengtian did in his heart, and even felt that it was his fault that made Di Fengtian become what he is now.

But Ye Jingjing's words directly swept away the depression in his chest.

His right hand was half clenched into a fist, put it to his lips, and covered up his embarrassment with a light cough, Emperor Qianling looked around, and finally saw a big tree that could be used to cover it.

He was just about to take a step to leave, but was pulled by Ye Jingjing, "Wait a minute! ”

"The emperor and Qi Wushuang should go together, there is someone who can protect the emperor's safety."

Ye Jingjing smiled so embarrassedly, she didn't know why things were going in such a weird direction.

She repeated countless times in her heart, "Dango, if the boy urine doesn't have any effect, I'll throw your broken bracelet into the molten iron of the blacksmith's shop!" ”

Tuanzi didn't act like she hadn't heard Ye Jingjing's swearing, and just blindly urged her to hurry up and not hesitate.

When Emperor Qianling heard that Ye Jingjing asked Qi Wushuang to pee with him, his face turned a little redder.

He hurriedly shook off Ye Jingjing's hand, "It's okay, I will take care of myself." ”

"Qi Wushuang still stays here to protect you."

Ye Jingjing knew that she would never agree to anything more than Emperor Qianling, so she had to nod, and then took the invisible toy gun from Tuanzi and loaded it with the rubber bullets that Tuanzi gave her.

The light here is really limited, but fortunately, Ye Jingjing has no night blindness, and one shot solves a problem that wants to lean from behind

A girl who is close to Qi unparalleled.

Seeing her being knocked to the ground, Ye Jingjing's heart ached.

But now there seems to be no other way.

Emperor Qianling walked back from not far away, using his index finger and thumb to carry the robe he had taken off from his body, with a look of disgust and weirdness.

Ye Jingjing immediately took out her handkerchief with great eyes, rolled it into a roll and put it under Emperor Qianling's nose, and then tied it from both sides of his head to the back of his head.

She said to Emperor Qianling from the bottom of her heart, "Your Majesty, you have worked hard. ”

If it is known that the emperor has taken a whole harem of women, but she is still a child, I am afraid that I don't know what kind of rumors will come out.

Emperor Qianling looked away in embarrassment.

He couldn't help but sigh quietly in his heart, he could catch up with anything after living for a long time, whether he was a prince or later became an emperor, he never thought that he would experience such a thing.

Ye Jingjing competently went on to eliminate the two women who rushed towards Qi Wushuang, and then took the robe from Emperor Qianling's hand.

Emperor Qianling looked at Ye Jingjing in a daze as she grabbed her robe and rushed towards those women, and couldn't help but murmur quietly in her heart, "Ye Guifei has also been pampered since she was a child, isn't she disgusted at all?" ”

But what Ye Jingjing thought in her heart was that if she couldn't overcome this level, her life would not be saved, and what else would be dirty!

In order to test whether Tuanzi's guess was correct, Ye Jingjing put the head of the robe soaked in the urine of the boy of the Emperor Qianling and put it on the head of a little girl who rushed up!

However, I don't know if I was choked by this pungent smell, the little girl who was still expressionless and rampage just now actually stopped, and even fell down heavily without any external force.

"It's done!"

Ye Jingjing was obviously a little excited.

She pulled her robe back, and saw that the little girl who had fallen to the ground had finally lost consciousness and fainted.

Useful!

The smug voice of the ball sounded in his heart, "I'll just say it's going to be useful." ”

"Shut up! Next time, I'll melt you! ”

Dango shut his mouth in a huff and wisely chose to be a bystander.

Ye Jingjing concocted it in the same way, and soon there were several in succession

A girl who was controlled by Hongyan drunk was put down, making them temporarily lose the ability to attack.

Qi Wushuang watched her become invincible with a robe, but he was covered in injuries from those difficult little girls, and asked Ye Jingjing curiously, "What kind of demon magic did you use?" ”

Ye Jingjing glared at him fiercely, "Shut up!" ”

"Take off your clothes and pee!"

“……”

Ye Jingjing couldn't think about her words, and this shocking speech made Qi Wushuang startled.

But the robe on Ye Jingjing's hand had already put down several people one after another, and the smell and moisture volatilized in the air too quickly, and it was about to lose its effect!

The girl who was covered by her robe struggled a few times before she finally fainted, but before she completely lost her mobility, she actually tore the secret weapon in Ye Jingjing's hand to pieces.

"Damn."

Ye Jingjing had no choice but to take out her stealth pistol again.

But the movement was still a step slower, and someone grabbed her shoulder from behind, and the long, sharp nails were viciously inserted into her flesh.

"Ahh

Ye Jingjing let out a miserable scream uncontrollably.

Emperor Qianling and Qi Wushuang immediately rushed up in unison, and it took a lot of effort to finally pull her away, Ye Jingjing glared at Qi Wushuang, and couldn't help yelling at him, "What are you still doing in a daze?" ”

"Boy urine, use your boy urine to relieve their red face drunkenness! If you don't want to die, hurry up and pee on me! ”

“……”

Ye Jingjing is now like a dictator in a feminist society, but what she wants is so unspeakable.

Emperor Qianling had a gloomy face and said in a low voice, "Go ahead." ”

He, the emperor, could not escape the fate of being dominated by Ye Jingjing, let alone Qi Wushuang.

Qi Wushuang gritted his back molars, his face flushed.

He glanced at Emperor Qianling with resentment, but was suddenly kicked by Ye Jingjing, "Go quickly!" ”

Qi Wushuang had no choice but to scratch his head, and reluctantly ran towards the big tree that the Emperor Qianling had used to cover before.

Ye Jingjing originally wanted to protect Emperor Qianling, but her shoulder hurt so badly that her bones seemed to be crushed, and she really couldn't lift her arms or aim.