Chapter 335: Yikes
"You ......" Zhao Zhoujie was angry with the summer, he didn't expect the summer to be so dirty, so embarrassed that he was embarrassed to give the flowers to Nalan Ruobing.
"What am I? Everyone has the power to like beautiful women, but you don't know what colors people like, what flowers they like, and no matter how much money you spend, it's useless. Although now it is a society that looks at faces, looks at money. However, just your emotional intelligence is simply an insult to the money you spent, and it is a waste of expression. And if Bing doesn't like you, you still want to force it, it's directly a brainless brain, go back to learn emotional intelligence and then chase people! ”
In the summer, Zhao Zhoujie fell for a while, and Zhao Zhoujie was said to be faceless, and the dog was bloody, and he couldn't wait to find a hole to get into it immediately.
Those girls who just wanted to find someone like Zhao Zhoujie to marry after arguing were also silent and dumbfounded, but they didn't expect their mouths to be so drilled in the summer.
Everyone quieted down and looked at Zhao Zhoujie, who was so embarrassed.
Zhao Zhoujie had nothing to say.
Today, he originally wanted to win Nalan Ruobing's favor in front of the summer, but he didn't expect to pit himself.
He didn't expect Summer's mouth to be so good, he walked away with a very gloomy face, squeezed out of the crowd with flowers, and then threw the flowers into the trash, "Summer is your shame on me today, I will definitely let you repay it tenfold!" ”
"Okay, the song is over, the play is finished, everyone go back to pack up their things, and go home happily tomorrow!" Summer said.
"Tomorrow off? You're not going to tease us, are you? Go home, do you think it's a National Day holiday? Someone who didn't believe Summer's words retorted.
"That's it! That's such a good thing! ”
Many people don't believe the words of summer.
"Believe it or not. Get out of the way, my goddess is going into the girls' dormitory! Summer said loudly.
Some people were startled by the sounds of summer and rushed out of the way, and of course there were many Mad Dog fans, surrounding the Mad Dogs, begging them for autographs.
"Goodbye!" Nalan Ruobing watched Xia Xia take Zhao Zhoujie away, she wanted to laugh very much, she was very happy, she was in a good mood, she didn't expect Xia Xia to be so good at scolding, she smiled at Xia Xia.
The smile was only for a moment, and she turned and walked into the dormitory.
Summer was stunned for a while.
Many male classmates were also stunned for a while, but they didn't expect the iceberg goddess to laugh, and there were even boys who howled.
As soon as Nalan Ruobing left, the school's radio was turned on, and it was a very nice female voice, "Ladies and gentlemen, I received a notice from the police that our school has been threatened by terrorists, so the school has given everyone a seven-day vacation, and the teachers and students of the school are asked to leave the school immediately tomorrow morning." Say the important thing three times, leave school immediately tomorrow morning, and leave school immediately tomorrow morning! Don't hide in the dormitory, the dormitory will make rounds, and if someone is found, one credit will be deducted. ”
The holiday is of course a good thing, and many people are happy.
Of course, there are also people who look at the summer, but they didn't expect the news of the summer to be so well-informed.
Of course, there are also people who don't want to take a vacation, after all, their home is too far away from the school, and it will take a day or two to drive, so it is better to stay in the school.
Summer left the crowd and came to the door of the boys' dormitory, where she found a girl standing by the door, as if waiting for someone.
When I got closer, I saw that it was Chunhua, wearing a T-shirt and a pair of short jeans, with his hands behind his back, as if something was hidden behind him.
Summer immediately turned around and wanted to go over the wall, but Chunhua had already run up, "Where are you going to go for seven days off?" I heard that your home is in Four Seasons Town? Why don't I take you home? ”
"No need! I'm not going back! Summer said from the sidelines.
"This one for you!" Chunhua took out a Winnie bear and handed it to Summer, her face flushed slightly, looking a little shy.
"I'm not a girl, how can I be embarrassed to hold a girl's things?" Summer refused.
"Humph! If you don't accept it, then where are you going on vacation? Chunhua's bright eyes dimmed a lot, and she took Winnie the Pooh back and deflected the problem.
"In school, of course!" Summer said.
"Oh! I'm not leaving! Chunhua thought for a while and said.
"I'm a criminal police consultant, of course I'm staying to help, don't drag people down, go wherever you want!" Summer was speechless for a while, it was too dangerous to stay, and Chunhua had to be sent away.
"Then you accept the gift, so that I can leave the school with confidence!" A hint of cunning flashed in Chunhua's eyes.
"Okay!"
Summer picked up Winnie the Pooh and said, "Then I'll go first!" ”
"Hmmm! Winnie the Pooh will be by your side instead of me! After Chunhua finished speaking, he left satisfied.
Walking into the boys' dormitory building, under the shade of a tree, a beautiful figure swooped out of the grass, and threw the summer that had not reacted for a while on the grass beside the road.
The dark red shadow, sitting on the summer body, a burst of pride.
Xia Xia saw that it was Wei Qingyun, so he didn't push her away hard, he was speechless for a while, and then said with an evil smile,
"What do you want? I saw you last time, so I'll let you sit down this time, so we'll settle down! ”
"How can it be flattened, what people want is your heart, not something that can be flattened by sitting down! Can you give someone a bite? Wei Qingyun gestured, looking very bewitching and charming, opening her sexy little mouth with pale red lipstick and biting towards Summer's arm.
Xia Xia won't let her bite, her hands stretched out suddenly, and she pressed Wei Qingyun's shoulders, "I won't let you be charmed, let alone bite, what did you do in the back mountain?" ”
"If I hadn't informed you, would you have found out about the back mountain so quickly? How can you thank me? Wei Qingyun twisted her body, as if she was boneless, very tempting.
"You informed you?"
Xia pressed Wei Qingyun to tell her not to move, "What the hell are you doing?" Will I believe you? The formation in the back mountain must have been opened by your brothers and sisters! What kind of formation is it? ”
"That's my brother who started it, not me!"
Wei Qingyun said charmingly, "I want to know what formation?" ”
"Of course!" Summer said.
"Then you get from me!" Wei Qingyun was condescending, looking down at the summer below.
"Impossible! You have to at least say it before I think about it! Summer smirked.
"Are you a man? In the face of such a beautiful girl, don't you want to send it to the door? Still want to think about it? Wei Qingyun pretended to be very sad.
"You're so proactive, it makes me wonder if you're a virgin?" Refusal continues in the summer.
"Of course they're virgins, and they haven't given birth to children yet!" Wei Qingyun said with a blushing face.
"Oh, how do you have a baby?" Summer said.
"Of course you let me take a bite, and then I let you take a bite, and after twenty-one days, people can get pregnant?" Wei Qingyun said shyly.
"Are you a dog? You can get pregnant with 21 bites! Xia Xia was speechless for a while, and immediately pushed Wei Qingyun away and stood up, so he didn't let Wei Qingyun bite it, and also bit it for thirty-seven twenty-one days, which pervert heard this method from, it's crazy.
"People are tigers!"
Wei Qingyun also pretended that the tiger roared twice, of course, it was the cry of the tigress, and she seized the summer to prevent the summer from getting up.
Suddenly, two people passed by.
"I've booked my ticket for tomorrow, and I'll be home tomorrow."
"Me too!"
Xia Xia immediately covered Wei Qingyun's mouth with his hand and hid aside, if someone saw it, it would not be good to spread it.
"Hmm...... Hmm......" Wei Qingyun wanted to break free from Xiaxia's hand, and let out a sound of struggle.
"Did you hear anything?" One of the boys asked the other boy next to him, confused.
The other boy looked around and said, "No, right?" ”
"Oh!" The boy answered, went to the side to check, but found nothing, and went up to the dormitory building with another boy.
Wei Qingyun was only released in the summer.
"Did you learn from your math teacher in biology class?" Xia Xia took a few steps back, for fear that Wei Qingyun would pounce on him again and bite him.
"Although people are geniuses, they listen to my brother very much, although they know how we humans reproduce, but they don't know the actual operation, so they listen to my brother and say that they want to bite!" Wei Qingyun blushed and looked embarrassed.
"Then you go bite your brother! Good bye! Xia Xia was speechless for a while, turned around and fled, for fear of being entangled by Wei Qingyun again.
"Could it be that my brother lied to me?" Wei Qingyun was angry for a while, turned around and left.
Summer cautiously returned to the dormitory, looked downstairs, and didn't find Wei Qingyun's figure, so he took a heavy breath and walked into the dormitory. He was afraid that if he suddenly woke up at night and found Wei Qingyun sleeping in his bed, it would be unreasonable.
Summer pushed open the door of the dormitory and walked in, and found Chen Daxiong packing his clothes in the travel suitcase, presumably wanting to go home.
And Xiao Yang was playing a game, and when he saw that the summer was back, he complained for a while, "You won't take me to the back mountain." How can you be alone in the back mountains? ”
"You are envious and jealous, I don't want to take you up the mountain, I don't want you to disturb my good deeds!" Summer Qi Xiao Yang said.
"What's good? Did you cook Nalan Ruobing's raw rice? Xiao Yang asked anxiously.
"Cook your sister, play your game!"
Xia Xia walked up to Chen Daxiong, "Homesick?" ”
"Yes, my grandfather is not in good health, so I'm going to go home and see him!" Chen Daxiong said as he packed his things.
"Then I wish you a nice trip!" Summer patted Chen Daxiong's fleshy shoulder, and then went to the toilet to take a bath.
"Well, I'll go to the car later!" Chen Daxiong smiled with Xia Xia who walked to the toilet.
In the middle of the summer bath, the little female ghost suddenly went through the wall and came to the toilet where the summer bath was taking place.
"What are you doing here? Get out! Summer immediately wrapped her lower body with a towel, stood under the sprinkler, and asked with water.
"My brother's figure is so good!" The little female ghost looked at the summer figure with glowing eyes and praised it.
"You're not here to spy on me, are you?" Summer glared at the little female ghost.
"I can't find it, the person I like, I want to ask my big brother to help me find it!" The little female ghost said infatuatedly.
"What if you find it? You've been dead for three years? Someone you like may be looking for a new love! Summer said.
"But he said that he likes me for the rest of his life, and he will never like other women for the rest of his life!" The little female ghost said with conviction, looking very simple, and her face was still red.
And the other three outside the toilet heard Summer not knowing who she was talking to.
Xiao Yang said, "Could it be that Fan Da is chatting with a female ghost while taking a bath?" ”
"Possibly! Fanda is too happy, right? Is it possible that you are doing something unsightly with a female ghost? Chen Daxiong guessed.
"You two lewd fellows, don't you know the difference between man and ghost? And in the summer, he is a heavenly master, it is impossible to do such a reluctant, you are the heart of a villain, so don't speculate. Zhang Hanqin was also speechless, not thinking that these two fat men were getting dirtier and dirtier.
"Big brother, your muscles are so strong, can you let me touch them?" The little girl ghost blushed and walked towards the summer.
"No! My body is touched by my future wife! Summer took a few steps back and smiled.
"Then you help me find someone I like, if he likes someone else, I'll be your ghost pet!" The little female ghost begged for summer and said.
"But I like the big murderer, you're too young, and you're too young, although you look okay, but I have my own standards of preference." Summer refused.
"I was fifteen years old three years ago, and I'm eighteen years old this year, do you like big murderers? Then I'll grow up. ”
After the little female ghost finished speaking, her body grew from one meter five to one meter sixty-two, her hair also grew a little, became a little more mature, and the murder became very full, at least thirty-three D, and she also became a big-legged beauty, "As long as my brother helps me find the person I am looking for, let me do anything!" That's what I looked like when I grew up. ”
"Uh......" Summer was stunned for a while, and the scarf fell off and I didn't know it.
The female ghost's face became even redder when she saw the appearance of the summer, "Brother, why do you have one more thing than me?" ”
“…… Men certainly have one more thing than women!! "In the summer, I turned off the water, dried my body, quickly put on my clothes, walked out of the toilet, and said:
"My brother doesn't need a ghost pet, my brother doesn't like female ghosts! My brother only likes Sister Ruobing, if you do this again, you will be beaten by Sister Ruobing! What is your name, what is the name of the person you like, my brother will help you find it now, and then you will go to reincarnation. ”
"Thank you, big brother! My name is Chen Sichun, and the person who likes me is called Chen Tianming. When Chen Sichun heard that he was going to help her in the summer, he was immediately so happy that he didn't want it.
"Okay, are you locals?" Xia asked, he knew that Chen Sichun had forgotten the address of his home, of course, he had forgotten the address of the person she liked, so he had to ask where the people were looking for it.
"Locals, but I don't know where my home is, I was already in the mountains when I woke up after I had a car accident, I only remember my own name and Chen Tianming's name, and I remember that I am a local." Chen Sichun said.
"Good!" Xia took out his mobile phone and called Qi Zihan.
And Xiao Yang and Chen Daxiong were eavesdropping, and then whispering, Xiao Yang said, "It seems that we are right, Fan Da actually took a bath in the toilet with a female ghost, let's find a chance to tell Fan's sister-in-law, and then we will have a chance to make Fan's sister-in-law Yang or Chen's sister-in-law." ”
"Yes, that's it!" Chen Daxiong also agreed with Xiao Yang's idea.
"You two are so ambitious!" Zhang Hanqin despised Chen Daxiong and Xiao Yang for a while.
"Of course, who doesn't want to marry the goddess Nalan Ruobing as his wife? It's a pity that I'm going home later, otherwise I can have a big fight with Xiao Yang, and then my name will appear in the headlines, and the headline of the news will be - Poor and ugly marry Bai Fumei, what an inspirational story! Chen Daxiong had a fantasy, and there was no one in this fantasy. Well