Chapter 597: Deadpool: My name is Hugh Jackman
Venom is curious about Russell's identity, a person who shouldn't exist, why he appears in Spider-Man's separate world, how he got in, and what is the purpose of coming here.
Speaking of curiosity, Russell is not.
Venom appeared in advance, insisting that he was not an aborigine, and the most incredible thing was that this thing had a poster of Wolverine.
Russell is more curious about who the person possessed by Venom is than Venom, and the previous conversation shows that the other party knows everything about the world of Spider-Man, and even knows more.
All this shows that nine out of ten times the other party has something to do with the world mission!
"Man, I've revealed my identity, and now it's up to you. Let me open your head and study who you are. The fang-infested mouth grinned, and Venom took a step forward toward Russell.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Bang ————
The two M1911s poured firepower, Russell finished the bullets, looked at the venom full of bullet holes, and smiled slightly: "Beat me, I'll tell you, but first...... You're going to catch up with me first. ”
After saying that, Russell rushed out of the window, grabbed the window frame and flipped it up, stepped on the floor with a few steps, and jumped onto the roof. Then he dodged continuously, jumped onto the building in the distance, and disappeared into the night.
He was very satisfied with the temporary nest arranged by the system, facing the sun and facing away from the darkness, and the setting was very deep, and he couldn't let Venom destroy it.
"Wow! Let me ...... if I catch it Hey hey, I love this game. ”
Venom tore through his robe, the bullet hole healed and repaired, and he chewed on the blood and spit out the bullet. Rampage jumped out of the window, claws climbing against the wall, the powerful bouncing force allowing him to move as fast as flying, chasing Russell in the direction where he had disappeared.
The two of them carried the wind all the way, flashing and jumping on the top of the building, like two whistling cannonballs, and the speed was extremely fast.
Rumble!
Two minutes later, Russell stopped in a park that was closed for the night, and not long after he stopped, venom rushed in at him.
"Wha!"
Venom clenched his hands into fists, and his huge body smashed down with the help of gravity, and in the midst of strange laughter, he took the lead in attacking.
Russell's footsteps moved slightly, and the moment the venom fell, he suddenly retreated backwards, dodging the bombing attack.
With a loud bang, the ground of the park was blasted into a large crater by the explosive force, and Venom grinned and spat out its long tongue at Russell.
Boom!
Russell bent his knees and threw a heavy punch that slammed Venom into the cheek.
In slow motion, Venom's facial features are distorted, half of his face is sunken in, and several naughty fangs fly out, screaming and being knocked over by Russell's punch.
"There are too many unnecessary movements!" Russell snorted coldly, and a mouthful of saliva with an arc of electricity spit on Venom's chest, causing him to tremble.
Seeing Russell striding over, Venom raised his hand in front of him: "Don't fight yet, I have something to say." ”
Russell stopped, tilting his head slightly, trying to hear what the other had to say.
"Actually hit me in the handsome face, this must be jealousy." Venom whispered, raised his hand and rubbed his face a few times, and waited until his face returned to the hideous appearance after the failed plastic surgery, and then he got up from the ground.
"Listen, Discharge Boy, you're amazing. So, I would say ......"
He took two deep breaths, pondered for a while, and raised his middle finger towards Russell with a serious face.
“Fcukyou!!”
“……”
Russell didn't speak with a cold face, raised his hand to hold Venom's erected middle finger, snapped it off, and then kicked Venom in the chest.
The kicked foot fell directly into Venom's chest, and Russell was grabbed by the other party's arm for a while, and he threw it in the air and smashed it hard.
Bang!
There was a slight tremble, and a large 'wood' shaped pit was sunken in the ground, and Russell stood up from the ground with black lines on his face, and saw the big face of venom coming up.
"Hey, hey, your lying posture makes me a little excited, make a price!"
Russell struck Venom on the chin with an uppercut punch, and after the fist was dented, it discharged violently, and the venom screamed miserably from the high temperature and high heat, and hurriedly withdrew away from the danger zone.
With two sand eagles in hand, Russell rushed to Venom with a few steps, and continuously pulled the trigger on his head, and the blue bullet rain swept down intensively, and all of them hit the grinning bloody mouth.
Boom!
The high-intensity magic bullet exploded, and the magic impact confused the venom in the face, blowing him up on the spot, flipping three thousand six hundred degrees in the air, and falling to the ground with his face on the ground.
"Hey, who am I, where am I?"
Venom shook his head and crawled up, a pair of big hands were fiercely afraid to hit his face, as if he remembered something, and roared angrily: "How can you...... How can it all beep in my mouth! No, you're going to have to beep me back! ”
The magic bullet can cause far less damage than you think!
Russell raised his eyebrows, it seemed that Venom had a strong magic resistance, although it was not a magic immunity, but ordinary magic attacks were like scratching his boots, and it was not as powerful as the thunder killing effect.
Thinking of this, Russell shoved the twin guns behind his back and put them back into the spatial ring.
"Wait, this is not scientific, where did your gun go? Could it be that your ass is connected to another dimension? That's so cool, I'm going to learn this trick!! Venom covered his face and exclaimed, talking nonsense not like fighting at all: "Okay, in fact, I will also do this trick, the visual effects are super shocking, much more windy than you." ”
Venom's bloody mouth widened like a snake's kiss, and two arms reached in, snorting and gasping a few times, and pulled out two small pistols.
"How's it going, seeing my huge size, big to savage, big to outrageous, big to foul Big Mac, are you scared to pee your pants?"
“……”
"But don't worry, they're super gentle and polite, they're very skilled, and they only educate disobedient bad boys!"
"Cut!"
Russell sneered disdainfully: "Put your USB away, don't be ashamed to be conspicuous, their only function is for device connection, that's all." ”
Compared to Venom's size, the two Desert Eagles are slightly petite and really not big guns. Even though they use 50AE bullets, they are the most powerful models in the Sand Eagle family.
"Fart, they can also exchange information!"
Venom was furious and opened fire on Russell, and it was hard to imagine how his large hands could be able to pull the trigger sensitively.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Bang ————
Russell pulled out the Edelman Alloy Knife and danced into a curtain of light in front of him, knocking all the bullets out without dropping.
“Siht!!”
Seeing this, Venom was stunned for two seconds, and then jumped up in anger: "You plagiarist, you have violated my copyright." ”
Russell was confused, and then saw Venom stuff two sand eagles back into his mouth, and then drew two long knives of the same style as him.
"Comeon, shoot at me, and let Uncle Ben tell you what a knife cuts a bullet is."
Listening to the clamor of Venom, Russell fell into deep thought, double knives, double guns, opening and closing his mouth to make pornographic jokes, coupled with a few off-script lines that the other party popped up from time to time, the identity of the sand sculpture possessed by Venom was already obvious.
"You're Deadpool, Wade Wilson!"
Venom spat on the ground: "Phew, who is that?" Uncle Ben is Hugh Jackman! ”
"Sure enough, it's you."
"I'm not!"
"No, you are."
"I'm not!"
"You ......"
"I don't listen, I don't listen!"
“……”
Russell stopped answering and continued, and Deadpool and he wouldn't get tired of spending a whole day.
Cracking sound!!
The Edelman Metal Knife flashed with an arc, and Russell rushed over with the knife, ready to rip the venom off Deadpool's body first.