Chapter 429: Catch Bugs!
Chang Ping's heart tightened, and his whole body tightened, if it wasn't for the old goblin in front of him threatening him, he would definitely stand up and run. What does she mean by that? If you can't eat it every day, she won't watch it, but if she can eat it, she will watch it? Is she trying to eat herself?
"Cough", Chang Ping cleared his throat and said weakly: "I can't eat either, I haven't taken a bath for several years!" ”
"Giggles...", An An pointed at Chang Ping and laughed, the silver bell-like laughter was crisp and pleasant, and it was very joyful. You kid, what do you want? I'm not a monster, what am I eating you for? ”
Chang Ping pulled his face and glanced at An An: "Then who knows?" Zhang Wuji's mother-mother said, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will lie, and you look so cute! Women like to talk back! ”
An An stopped laughing and looked at Chang Ping: "You kid knows a lot about women, and you've caused a lot of big girls and little daughters-in-law, right?" After speaking, he added: "That's right, I just want to eat you, I feel that your meat has the effect of immortality!" ”
Chang Ping glanced at An An and flipped the barbecue: "Don't think I think so badly, I fell in love once when I was so old, and I was married to the woman I loved!" Speaking of this, his face was full of pride. Before this, she thought that An An would eat herself, but now she is not worried, if she wants to eat herself, she will not say it, and she has no effect of immortality.
An An looked at the smile on Chang Ping's face and lost his mind, in love? This is what I yearn for, I also want to fall in love, no matter what the ending is, as long as I have a vigorous love, but my body and appearance don't allow such a thing to happen, that damn bastard, even if he died, he didn't let himself go!
Chang Ping heard that there was no sound on the other side, and glanced up at An An, with a trace of sorrow between his eyebrows, and his eyes were full of yearning. If she really lived for more than 200 years, she must not have experienced the feeling of love, right? Even if there is a man you like, you will treat her like a child. There are pros and cons to everything, and although there is an immortal body, a lot of joy in life is missing.
"Slap", Chang Ping was slapped on the head, An An stared at her beautiful big eyes: "What do you think?" Can it still be baked? I'm starving to death! ”
Chang Ping stood up and shouted condescendingly: "Don't hit me on the head!" One more fight and I'll kill you! ”
An An's big eyes gradually filled with tears, grinning, tears would flow out at any time. Chang Ping looked at An An's aggrieved little expression, and felt a little guilty in his heart.
"Smack", just when Chang Ping's anger was about to be extinguished, An An kicked Chang Ping's calf.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Chang Ping made a rooster crow in his mouth, and jumped in circles with his kicked legs in place.
An An sat back in his original position angrily, pointed at Chang Ping and warned: "If you dare to talk to me in that way in the future, I will destroy you with one punch!" After speaking, he looked at the barbecue on the fire rack, this kid was really good at roasting!
Chang Ping opened his trouser leg and took a look, and the place where he was kicked was red! This old goblin is too ruthless. Limped down by the fire, glanced at An An, continued to turn over the barbecue, and said in a cold voice: "Next time you hit me on the head, I won't yell at you, I will kill you directly!" He didn't know why he was so angry, the moment An An hit him on the head, he had the urge to kill, not an impulse, but an idea
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, Fortunately, he restrained this idea in time, otherwise he would have fought against An An!
An An didn't answer Chang Ping's words at all, and stared at the barbecue without blinking: "Is it almost ready?" I'm going to starve to death! ”
Chang Ping replied angrily: "You are in a hurry, you bake!" ”
An An clenched his fist and let go, forget it, don't be as knowledgeable as this kid, I'll clean you up when I'm full of food and drink!
The aroma of the meat is getting stronger and stronger, and the roast meat exudes an attractive luster. Chang Ping secretly glanced at the little girl opposite and touched the backpack, which contained several packets of poison, all of which were scavenged from the young man. Will she find out if I sneak some poison on it? Forget it, don't take this risk, once you are discovered by this old goblin, you will definitely fight to the death with yourself.
Chang Ping picked up the barbecue, blew it, and dragged a roast rabbit from it and handed it to An An. An An shook his head and pointed to the skewers in Chang Ping's hand: "I want that?" ”
Chang Ping took back the roast rabbit and handed the skewers in his hand to the past. An An glanced at Chang Ping in surprise, he didn't expect him to suddenly speak so well, so he reached out and took it and ate it.
Chang Ping blew and took a bite. Hurry up and eat, hurry up and leave after eating, you can't say anything and spend the night alone with this old goblin, in case she falls asleep and she poisons herself!
An An tore off the shredded meat and ate it in small bites, compared with Chang Ping, one is really eating, the other is tasting, tasting the food.
Chang Ping ate with a mouth full of oil, his mouth was stuffed with bulging, and he couldn't wait to swallow the roast rabbit in one bite when he saw the posture.
"Goodong", Chang Ping stretched his neck and swallowed the last bite of barbecue, wiped his grease mouth with his hand, and urged An An: "Hurry up and eat, hurry up and leave after eating!" ”
An An glanced at him and tore off a piece of flesh: "My mouth is so small, how can you let me be fast?" ”
Chang Ping looked at An An's red little mouth, and all the words he prepared were held in his stomach. Grandma drops, just don't eat so fast, I didn't even eat a little taste, watching An An eat so slowly and reasonably, I couldn't help but swallow my saliva.
This old goblin's little mouth is quite good-looking, and it is not ugly from the whole face, fortunately it hasn't grown up, if it grows up, it will definitely be a disaster for the country and the people! The gluttony really couldn't stand it, and Chang Ping began to think crankily to divert his attention.
An An glanced at Chang Ping again and again, is this kid so greedy? How old are the people, why are all the harasons flowing out? looked at the barbecue in his hand, looked at Chang Ping again, and dragged down half of the roast rabbit left and handed it to Chang Ping.
"Hiss", Chang Ping came back to his senses, looked at the roast rabbit in front of him and sucked the flowing hara into his mouth, and looked at An An in surprise: "Are you full?" ”
An An raised the roast pheasant in his hand and replied, "I still have it, you can eat it!" ”
Chang Ping also took a bite of the roast rabbit unceremoniously, but this time he didn't take a big bite, but ate it like a normal meal.
"Oh, it's so supportive! So comfortable! An An touched her stomach and lay on the grass, her face full of satisfied smiles.
Chang Ping threw the bones into the fire, got up and looked at An An: "Now that you are full of food and drink, let's go quickly!" ”
An An lay still, squinting at the sky: "Wait a minute, I haven't digested it just after eating, digest it and then go!" ”
Chang Ping glanced at the sun that was about to set, frowned and urged, "Digest what?" Can you digest it while lying down? Get up and walk around
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In order to promote digestion, get up and walk quickly, otherwise you won't be able to go back before dark! ”
An An raised his head and glared at Chang Ping angrily: "Oh, are you annoyed?" I just ate it, and I haven't gotten to my stomach yet! With that, he lay down on the grass again. This kid is urging me all the time, why are you in such a hurry to go back? Missing your wife? Hmph, I won't let you go back, my aunt and grandmother will spend it with you today!
Chang Ping's eyes were about to erupt with fire, this old goblin must not have a good heart for repeatedly delaying time, and he couldn't let her succeed in saying anything. Chang Ping smiled: "Okay, then you just lie here, and wait until you have digested it before leaving!" After saying that, he turned around and left, without a little nostalgia, without a little mud and water.
An An didn't even look at Chang Ping, she believed that the kid would never dare to leave, and now she was scaring and scaring herself. Such a childish agitation method will not be fooled by himself, so he continues to lie down and enjoy the unpredictable white clouds in the sky.
The footsteps faded away, and the footsteps disappeared, leaving only the chirping of insects and birds. An An glanced up at the figure that was not Chang Ping. He sat up and looked in the direction where the footsteps had disappeared. This kid isn't really going to go, is he?
Stood up and shouted, "Hey! ”
The voice echoed in the mountains and forests, but no one answered.
"Boy, if you don't come back, I'm really going to kill someone?"
Still no one answered!
Is this little bastard really gone? Stinky boy, he's stubborn! But I like it! An An chased in the direction where the footsteps disappeared, the speed was extremely fast, and in the blink of an eye, he was ten meters away, and there was not even a footprint left on the grass.
Chang Ping walked on the hillside with fragrant flowers and plants, and smiled triumphantly when he heard the movement behind him. He was right, the old goblin was not a heinous bad person, but had a good heart, otherwise she would not have risked herself to find out the demon who killed people without blinking.
Chang Ping pretended not to hear the movement behind him, and leisurely admired the wildflowers on the hillside with his hands behind his back.
An An chased after him coldly, and jumped up more than three meters away from Chang Ping, with his feet in front and his body behind, and the speed was very fast.
"Bang", a pair of small feet kicked on Chang Ping's ass. Chang Ping's body instantly stretched into an arch and then bounced out, lying on the grass and sliding forward.
An An didn't stop there, after landing on the ground, he jumped up with his feet on the ground, and after landing, he happened to ride on Chang Ping's waist, and bit it down with his head down.
"Ahh Chang Ping's scream sounded again, and it took more than three minutes to stop. Chang Ping struggled and turned his body, facing An An, begging for mercy with palpitations: "Grandma, I was wrong, can you stop biting?" ”
An An glared at Chang Ping viciously: "Will you leave me alone and leave?" ”
Chang Ping's head shook like a rattle: "No!" Not anymore! Absolutely not! ”
An An wiped his mouth and said with his teeth and claws: "If you dare to throw me down again, I will bite you to death!" ”
When Chang Ping was about to guarantee, An An pulled the rope on Chang Ping's pants without warning, and his little hand reached into his pants.
Chang Ping grabbed An An's little hand and asked in horror, "What are you going to do?" ”
An An looked down at Chang Ping again, his little face turned red instantly, and he slowly withdrew his little hand and replied embarrassedly: "Catch insects!" As he spoke, he spread out his little hand, and there was a worm crawling in the palm of his hand......
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