Chapter 433: Imbecile
Thinking of this, Shangguan Biyue said to Xiao Tianyu: "I have already negotiated with Ling Yue, you are at my house on the 135th, you will go to her house on 246, don't come back to me at night, the old lady will not open the door!"
won't open the door, Lao Tzu can open the window, Xiao Tianyu thought secretly in his heart.
However, in the next second, he saw Shangguan Biyue and said, "Don't expect to open the window!"
Grunt~
Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu swallowed his saliva, this... How does this woman know what is in my heart, can she read the words of the heart?
So, Xiao Tianyu said with a confused face: "That beauty, why don't we talk about it again?"
"Talk about your sister, it's decided!"
"...... "If you don't accept the harem, is it still wrong?" Xiao Tianyu's face is black, other people's wives can't wait to take a stick all over the world to find a junior, but we are different when it comes to me? Is this the aura of the protagonist that Ren Jiutian told me?
Ren Jiutian, you bastard, you have made Lao Tzu miserable.
Thinking of this, Xiao Tianyu said: "Anyway, I don't agree, if you want to collect the harem, you can collect it yourself, and you will have a dime with me... Hey~ Shangguan beauty, don't bite me, you want to murder your husband... Let go... No, it's a mouthful... I agree, can I agree or not?"
Xiao Tianyu was completely stunned, is this woman a when she comes up? What's more, she even bites my neck, is it wrong for me not to accept the harem?
"Agreed!" Shangguan Biyue wiped the remaining saliva from her mouth, and said with a smile: "It's about the same!"
"......" Xiao Tianyu felt so speechless, you are biting and pinching like this, can Lao Tzu not agree?
After that, Xiao Tianyu looked at Gu Lingyue and said, "Tonight, you go to bed!"
"I'm sleeping?" Gu Lingyue's face was flushed, so fast, I haven't been mentally prepared yet, that Tianyu, why don't you do it tomorrow?
"No!" At this moment, Shangguan Biyue snorted coldly: "I'm single, she's double, today is Monday, so you have to sleep in my bed tonight!"
In fact, Shangguan Biyue still wants to say, if you don't sleep in my bed, won't my leaky condoms be wasted, how can I say that I bought these condoms for 10,000 yuan.
Shangguan Biyue is playing a little abacus in her heart, this guy doesn't sow seeds, but the old lady just lets you sow seeds.
"That's it!" Xiao Tianyu looked at Gu Lingyue and said, "Okay, you can do it tomorrow night!"
In fact, Xiao Tianyu was just perfunctory, because he knew that if he was not perfunctory today, Shangguan Biyue would be very difficult to pass, as for the future, that would be a matter for the future, and he would find a way in the future.
"En!" Gu Lingyue nodded shyly, will I dedicate my first time to this guy tomorrow? Gu Lingyue showed a shy smile.
However, he quickly remembered an incident, so he said: "Tianyu, I heard my department manager say that you... You're the president of Tianyu International, can't that be true?"
"En!" Xiao Tianyu nodded: "It's true!"
Hearing Xiao Tianyu admit, Gu Lingyue couldn't help but set off a monstrous wave in her heart, it turned out that this man who was not dressed well was really the president of Tianyu, so wouldn't I become the president's wife in the future?
Gu Lingyue still felt that all this was like a dream when she thought about it.
And Xiao Tianyu said, "Okay, you go back first!"
Hearing this, Gu Lingyue felt a faint sense of loss, did she just let me go back? Shouldn't you give me an affectionate kiss? But since Xiao Tianyu said this, Gu Lingyue was embarrassed to stay here.
So he smiled at Shangguan Biyue and said, "Sister Shangguan, I'll go back first!"
"Okay!" Shangguan Biyue nodded.
After Gu Lingyue left, Shangguan Biyue glanced at Xiao Tianyu with a light smile, and also left Xiao Tianyu's office, after all, she didn't dare to stay longer, in case this guy was furious and pressed her on the table, it would not be good.
......
At six o'clock in the afternoon, it was the time for Biyue International to get off work, and at this moment, I saw a lot of people gathered at the entrance of Biyue International, and they all pointed at a flower child.
"Who is this neuropath? Actually pointing at a stone with his finger, isn't this TM too funny, I really think my finger is harder than a stone!"
"Where's my phone!"
"What are you looking for your phone!"
"There's a neurotic here, I'm going to call someone from the neurological hospital to come first!"
“......”
The people around whispered to Guan Zhongyuan, they had seen a comic, but they said that they had never seen such a comic person, and they were pointing to a stone in broad daylight.
"Look at what, Lao Tzu is refining the Six-Vein Divine Sword!" Guan Zhongyuan burst out.
Refining the Six-Vein Divine Sword?
"Hahaha~ Don't you want to be so funny, I really think that the six-vein divine sword in the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon is so easy to refine!"
"Who, don't pull me, let me laugh for a while!"
"Oops~, Mom~ No, I have asthma, I can't laugh, call me 120 quickly!"
“......”
The surrounding crowd all hugged their stomachs and laughed, who is that, we don't support the wall, just obey you.
Brother, I have a copy of the Divine Palm Cheats here, do you want it, a hundred yuan a copy.
At this moment, Xiao Tianyu and Shangguan Biyue walked out of Biyue International, and saw that the place in front of them was surrounded by Biyue International staff, which made Shangguan Biyue frown slightly, what happened there?
So, Shangguan stepped on his high heels and pulled Xiao Tianyu towards the crowd, and when he saw Shangguan Biyue and Xiao Tianyu coming, all the staff consciously got out of the way.
Soon, Shangguan Biyue saw Guan Zhongyuan, and suddenly felt that the world was spinning: "Mom, this... This guy is still practicing, aren't you a little too stupid?"
Even Xiao Tianyu had a depressed look on his face, although he was a little stupid, he still had a bit of perseverance.
Guan Zhongyuan seemed to know that Xiao Tianyu was coming, so he stopped his movements, turned his head to Xiao Tianyu and said bitterly: "Boss, this... This six-vein divine sword is too profound, my qualifications are limited, can you change it to a simpler one, or give me a lost martial arts cheats?"
Nima, the six-vein divine sword is really not something that people can practice, after poking for a day, there is only a shallow hole on the stele, and the stele after this meter can be pierced by Ma Yue in the Year of the Monkey.
"Hahaha~"
The surrounding crowd all hugged their stomachs and laughed, who is that, it turns out that you are really cultivating the Six Veins Divine Sword, how many years have you cultivated?
Puff~
Shangguan Biyue couldn't help but sneer~ Laughing, she has seen a lot of fools, like Guan Zhongyuan, this is the first time she has seen it, how can this kind of IQ survive in this society that eats people and does not spit out bones.
She really wanted to say, that little tube, don't cultivate, you are already invincible in the world.
However, at this time, he saw Xiao Tianyu and said seriously: "Do you want martial arts cheats?"
"Boss, there really is!" Guan Zhongyuan's heart, wow Ka Ka ~ This thigh is really not wrong, this time I am not developed in the small tube.
And Shangguan Biyue is face is black line, what kind of way does this bastard want to change to bully this imbecile, do you still have a little conscience?
(End of chapter)