Today is the last day of registration. Early in the morning, the little alarm clock next to the bed rang "tick-tick"! Mo Feng, who was wearing a white vest and a pair of jeans, pushed open the dormitory door and walked in.

I turned off the alarm clock, took a deep breath, and whispered, "The time is just right-"

It turns out that Mo Feng has the habit of exercising every day, after all, how can an ugly soul be supported without a strong physique! (I'm sure everyone understands).

After entering the bathroom and freshening up, I turned on the computer next to the bed and browsed the web to see what headlines were on the front page today! If you don't want to suffer, you have to know a little bit about everything! At the same time, I also logged in to QQ.

In this way, Mo Feng spent two hours in front of the computer unconsciously. And the noisy noise outside the door also remembered, and Mo Feng didn't think about it, and he had already concluded that these must be freshmen who had just come to report.

……

"yes, this is it!" A deep voice rang out outside the door. At the same time, the door was pushed open.

Mo Feng turned his head to look at the comer, and saw a white half-sleeved T-shirt printed with Jay Chou's portrait, a pair of jeans with two holes exposed, and two suitcases. There was also a guy who looked like he was wounded, and put his hand on the former's shoulder.

"Yo, there's a newcomer! Hello! The man on the former's shoulder nodded at Mo Feng in greeting.

"Hello, Mo Feng!" Mo Feng replied politely, and got up to help the guy.

"Hello, Wu Hao!" The injured guy said softly.

"Hello, Xue Zhidong!" The guy with the suitcase also opened his mouth.

Mo Feng helped Wu Hao to sit down on the side of his bed and asked, "Brother, what's wrong?" That's it when school first started...... Oh - admire! ”

When Wu Hao heard this, Xue Zhidong was on the white side! Sigh to himself: "Hey, don't mention it! It's all strange that you don't know people. ”

Mo Feng followed Wu Hao's gaze towards Xue Zhidong, shook his head and smiled! patted Wu Hao's shoulder and said softly: "Even if the previous grievances are over, in the future, our 520 dormitory will be united!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Xue Zhidong, who was making the bed, knew that Mo Feng had misunderstood. opened his mouth and said: "Dude, it's not what you think, a week ago, the two of us went to the bar, and when we saw a girl, we bet, who knew that the other party's background was not ordinary, and then I would give it to ......" Speaking of this, Xue Zhidong looked at Wu Hao and shook his head.

"What else do you say? When he saw death, he didn't save me, so he left me alone and ran away. I lay in the hospital for a week-ouch" Wu Hao accused Xue Zhidong of not being righteous, and he touched the wound for a while.

"Dude, you're not right when you say that! If I hadn't called the police to save you, maybe I wouldn't have been blown up..."The latter word didn't come out, but I understood it.

"Okay, that's over, what about the hundred I won?" Wu Hao knew that he had lost money, so he had to mention the 100 yuan he bet.

"Dude, you must have forgotten! I'll pay you for the medical expenses, and it's only a lot more, but you haven't paid a cent, and besides, you haven't made it ......."

"You... You... You-ouch" Wu Hao was speechless, and he touched the wound again, wailing non-stop.

At this time, Mo Feng understood it, it turned out that these two guys did it like this for the sake of picking up girls! It's also a little funny to think about, and at the same time, there is also a thought in my heart, that is, almost all the boys in schools in this new era are lewd.

"Huh!" Mo Feng laughed out loud.

"Brother, why are you laughing?" Wu Hao covered his chest with his right hand, looked at Mo Feng and asked.

"Huh! Laugh at you pickled girls and don't unite! Do you want me to teach you a lesson? Mo Feng took a Nanjing cigarette from the computer desk, took out one and put it on his lips and smiled lightly.

"Hey, it seems that my buddy is also a master of picking up girls! We want to hear what our buddies have to say about pickled girls......" Xue Zhidong joked.

And Wu Hao next to him didn't have much interest, because he thought that his pickling skills had reached the point of innocence, and no one must have been able to surpass him. But I also want to see what kind of high opinion this guy in front of me has, and whether he is in vain.

Mo Feng took a puff of the cigarette in his mouth, exhaled the smoke, and looked at the two guys! said: "Picking up a girl is like tasting wine, you have to take it slowly step by step." Of course, if you're going to have a one-night stand, you don't have to! I'm sure you know—"

"Who doesn't know this, let's talk about the point! How can I make the other party die and stick to me......" Xue Zhidong asked urgently.

Wu Hao shook his head, and said secretly in his heart: "I thought there was something high, but it seems that it is nothing more than that!" ”

Mo Feng didn't pay much attention to Wu Hao's disdainful eyes, and continued: "Thirty-six plans for picking up girls! As long as you use it well, there is no girl who can't be soaked and a horse that can't be soaked! People are like autumn Hong, and things are like spring dreams without a trace. People like Qiuhong said that pickled girls also have to talk about integrity, although a woman's alias is mentally handicapped, but women have always felt very sensitive, honest or dishonest, she can feel it. If you want to succeed in soaking in the girl, you must have the following potentials! ”

"What potential?" Xue Zhidong asked.

"First, you have to have a good body, or how can you carry that ugly soul!"

"Second, there has to be a mouth like honey, although MM doesn't like to listen to lies, but sweet words are what any MM will not refuse! For example, how did Wei Xiaobao get his seven peerless beauties? It's not because of a flamboyant mouth. ”

"Third, there have to be two sides." Mo Feng shook the ashes.

"Two-sided? How do you say this, if it's a two-faced person, the other party will definitely be disgusted, and how will you pick up a girl then? Wu Hao said disdainfully.

"You're wrong, these two sides are not the other! Take, for example, that you were injured! Mo Feng took a sip of a glass of water on the table and continued: "With the development of society, mm has become more and more fierce. Women are fiercer than tigers, and they must not be injured by mm, but also not be hurt by mm. It's better to have both sides. A gentleman on the outside, a hooligan in secret, people with these two faces, they are very powerful. Gangsters are all talented people among men, so for thousands of years, the success rate of hooligan pickles has been high. In the Book of Songs, it is the little hooligan who picks up the girl by hugging the cloth trade silk, the one who is promoted to the big hooligan and makes a fortune, and the one who becomes the emperor is the biggest hooligan. Don't you brag about the number of girls, no matter how much there is more than the emperor? If you had both sides before you got hurt, would you still be beaten? At least not in the hospital for a week......"

When Wu Hao heard this, he recalled that he was indeed too impatient in the bar at that time, and he didn't pretend to be a gentleman first, you must know that women are fickle. Then he looked at Mo Feng and asked, "If I want to make a very punctual girl, how can I soak it?" ”

Mo Feng snuffed out the cigarette butt and pulled out another one, while Xue Zhidong on the side hurriedly stepped forward to light the fire, and said with a lewd smile: "Brother Feng, in the future, my 'sexual' blessing will depend on you-"

Mo Feng shook his head, pushed away the flames that Xue Zhidong had made, and said with a smile: "I only smoke one cigarette a day!" You just have to listen carefully to me, and the 'sexual' blessings that will be wrapped up in you will be like a flood coming to you. ”

"Huh! Then I'll thank Brother Feng first. Xue Zhidong looked yearning.

Put the cigarette in his mouth and answer Wu Hao's question: "There are no punctual girls, only pleasing girls, but remember one, the better the girl, the more you have to correct your posture, and take out a little gentleman from your ugly soul to wear on your body." After finding out the other party, adjusting the pickle girl strategy is the king. ”

"Incisive, Brother Feng is really incisive! In the future, I, Wu Hao, will mess with you! Hey! Wu Hao looked adoring.

"Brother Feng, what is it to draw a little gentleman from the ugly soul and wear it on your body? I don't understand? Xue Zhidong asked puzzled.

"It's in vain that you've been with me for so long, and you don't even understand this! Hey..."Wu Hao looked at this brother who had been in the same class with him for two years, and he was really speechless.

Mo Feng shook his head and said softly: "Think about it, most people won't fall in love with you at a glance, but they won't hate you at a glance, they are all children of ordinary people (unless you look like Chow Yun-fat, Andy Lau or Kevin Costner), think about it from the perspective of a girl: If you rush over so directly to get a partner, girls must have psychological pressure." If you find out that you don't like you after a while, won't it be a trick on you? So you have to put on a gentleman's face at the beginning, and as the communication deepens, you can get to know each other - implement your pickle plan. ”

"So that's the case, listening to Brother Feng's words today is better than reading for ten years! If there is anything going on with Brother Feng in the future, just ask. Xue Zhidong nodded with emotion.

"By the way, Brother Feng, Zhidong and I are in the 05-level finance department, I don't know which department you are?" Wu Hao asked softly.

Mo Feng sighed and said: "I am the first class of the 05 class of the art department!" It is transferred from xx. ”

"Wow, XX University is one of the best in the country, how did you transfer to us?" Xue Zhidong was surprised.

"Hehe, aren't there a lot of beautiful women here?" Mo Feng laughed.

"Yes, there are a lot of beautiful women! Hahaha! ”

"Hahaha!"

"By the way, on the last day of today, why are there only three people in our dormitory?" Mo Feng was puzzled.

"Hehe, Brother Feng, you don't know this, the ratio of men and women in our school is out of balance this year, and there are more meat and less wolves." Wu Hao smiled lewdly.

"Hehe, interesting!" Mo Feng smiled lightly.

At this moment, the door of the dormitory was pushed open. A large bag was thrown in, followed by a pair of sunglasses, long hair, a cool black outfit, and a guitar in his hand. There was an aura of arrogance all over his body.