The son of the moon looks at Yang Dingye's tongue from the perspective of God.

Xi Tong looked at the Son of the Moon and Yang Dingye from the perspective of the sage.

"I think of a classic old movie."

Luo Tianyi immediately took out the clip of "Jiupin Sesame Official".

Xi Tong felt that Luo Tianyi was getting smarter and smarter, oh no, more and more humane.

It seems that the game with Wu Han has been greatly improved during this time.

After looking at it for a while, Xi Tong nodded with satisfaction.

"Yang Dingye has taken the first step towards sanctification, and he has the potential to be canonized."

Luo Tianyi was puzzled, but he didn't ask, because Wu Han had entered the dungeon again, and Luo Tianyi was concentrating on playing with him.

During this period of time, she lost consecutive battles, and Luo couldn't hold it on her face.

On the other hand, Yang Dingye caught the anchor who made a video to scare him, and once again criticized his work as bloody, useless.

Oh, what is welcome to criticize and correct, what is said to be sure to listen to and will change, what you mean in and out of your words is that I didn't get to the point, and I am not qualified to say you.

Well, I admit it!

In the past, I was swaying with half a bottle of water, even if I saw that you were deficient, I couldn't hit the nail on the head, and even if you knew that what I said was right, you would have the idea that "everyone knows" and "everyone understands the truth".

But now, my shotgun has been replaced, and it's a super thick and super big Star Destroyer.

There is a limit to the length of the post of the giant blog, but it doesn't matter, the long picture of the document is entered, there is no limit to the number of words on the website comments, and the text file can be pasted under his video.

After spraying this, find the next one.

One of Aite's own people in the private mailbox counts as one, and no one can escape.

asked you to participate in this matter, asked you to rub the hot spots, and I stood in line.

If you are not convinced, then spray until you are convinced.

At the same time, in a basement where there are no windows, an unknown UP owner who weighs 180 but does not have a height of 180, and whose glasses are the same as the bottom of the bottle, put down the well-known brand of instant noodles.

Satisfied with a full burp, stubby fingers scratched his head, three-inch-long hair was covered with oil and even had a tendency to scale.

Put your fingers under your nose and don't think about it, the smell is very sour.

The thumb of the right hand removes the head oil from the fingernails of the index finger, middle finger, ring finger and little finger one by one, and the left hand slashes the mobile phone, and the social software such as preserved eggs, Daxin, and Jubo are flipped through one by one.

There are several small red dots, official recommendations, official advertisements, arrears information, and micro-business advertisements.

casually replied to my mother that the job has stabilized, and I have been in contact with the old classmate, and now I am dating, so don't worry about me.

Well, there's actually no movement.

Normal, it's too difficult for a nameless up master like him to become famous, he is working hard for fame every day, once he smells blood, he instantly turns into a shark, and he has to catch up a hundred kilometers away.

Fanbase?

If it doesn't exist, it has long been blocked for speeding.

In addition to my mother, I still think about myself, and I send a message every once in a while to make a phone call, and a few unsatisfactory peers brag and fart, half of the time I drive, half of the time I gossip, and the rest is all about exchanging creative experience and sharing successful experiences.

"Ding!"

"Lao Zhang, your video is a little popular, envy. Don't forget to bring your brother when you are developed, you can rest assured that it has been washed. ”

Scratching his greasy hair again, Lao Zhang replied casually: "Don't worry, I'll take you to pretend to fly with you." ”

Will I be on fire? I don't believe it myself.

But I still opened the barala website and clicked on my latest video.

it?

What's the situation?

It's only been a long time, the clicks have gone to 100,000, the comments have been hundreds, and the number of followers has gone from three digits......

It's really going for four figures, although it's just getting started.

My colleague is right, sure enough, there is a small fire, at least the flame has risen, as long as you keep adding firewood, it will burn sooner or later.

At least next month's instant noodles have fallen. The first Chinese network

Looking through the comments, sure enough, "I dreamed of having a system" replied.

Lao Zhang secretly praised himself for his wisdom, and he felt tired when the fan group was angry with the trolls yesterday, but he is neither a policeman nor a detective, so what do you care about those dogs.

Take advantage of the wave to be.

After making this video overnight, he sent a private message to the fan group of the angry trolls, expressing his friendly identity, and the other party really reciprocated.

However, looking at it, Lao Zhang's cocked Erlang legs were put down, his hand that was scratching his hair was also put away, and his body crooked on the back was also propped up.

He swore he hadn't sat so upright in elementary school.

Then he knelt down.

I always thought that "my mother asked me why I was kneeling and playing with my phone" was a spoof by netizens, but now he understands that it is true.

In the comments, the troll "dreams of having a system" criticized his works word by word, sentence by sentence, second by second, and even frame by frame, and a folk song of 3 minutes and 42 seconds was criticized by him for ten lines...... Twenty lines...... Thirty lines......

Lao Zhang counted for a long time, but netizens gave him the answer in the comments.

", great god, I actually said a full 42,675 words."

"This is the longest reply I've ever seen since the old man messed up."

"At first, I thought it was a pigeon, but then I realized that every sentence was not repeated."

"The most important sentence is in the flesh and blood, and I really want to know the expression of the up lord now."

"The UP Lord has never shown his face, okay?"

……

Lao Zhang has automatically filtered the gags of netizens, but chewed on the comments of "I want to have a system in my dreams" word by word.

Then, he picked up his guitar and tried to play it.

Play it seriously.

Pious bullets.

According to the dream, I want to have a systematic second-by-second or even frame-by-frame criticism and pointing to play and sing.

Tears gradually welled up and flowed down the pimples on her cheeks.

He found it!

He felt it!

Yes!

That's how it feels!

The direction he once chased, the ceiling that he couldn't touch when he was too short to jump, he touched it.

Clear, authentic ......

In the past, I always felt that I didn't meet my talents, because everyone didn't know how to appreciate them, and because of bad luck......

Only now do I realize that I have too many shortcomings and even flaws, the kind of flaws that need to be reinvented.

This song will definitely be popular, even if it is not too popular, you can eat a full meal.

But Lao Zhang understands that this is not his own credit, but he dreams of having a system.

He used a masterful knife technique to smash himself, then cleaned each piece of flesh, sewed it together, and re-spliced and glued it into a whole.

That's why this song was reborn, washed and cut the marrow, and was reborn from the fire.

Guru!

This is a true master!

Master, I'm kowtowing to you.

Really, heavily, unreservedly slammed on the concrete floor.

Then he hugged his head and cried.

The more I cried, the more sad I became, the more I cried, the more helpless I became, crying like a 180-pound child.

Half an hour later, Lao Zhang, who had a hoarse voice, stood up little by little, rummaged through the table and drawers like a demon, and finally found scissors in the pile of smelly shoes.

Standing in front of the mirror in despair, looking at the scissors in his hand, Lao Zhang made an important decision.