Chapter 663: Dirty Talk Ancestor!

The parrot was about to blow up its lungs, and its idea at this time was very simple, to tear up the black bird on the other side, first of all, to tear its beak.

Starling looked at the parrot that rushed and scolded: ", are you here to let me smell the on you?" Get out of here, don't disgust your grandpa! ”

"you!" The parrot opened its claws and grabbed the starling's head, the starling flapped its wings and retreated, and the parrot quickly followed, pecking at the starling's head!

The starling dodged the parrot's beak, flapped his wings and continued to scold: "You really ate, you should stay away from your grandfather, grandpa is dying of disgust!" ”

The parrot was silent, and its fur exploded, and its eyes were red and fluttered on the starling. One scolded and the other chased, and the two birds flew quickly above everyone's heads, so it was not lively.

"Ahhh

"You say, are you going to rub on your grandfather? Oops, it's so disgusting! "Starlings have not been idle.

The parrot had completely lost his mind and was in hot pursuit of the starling. Another starling appeared and flew directly to the parrot, and the starling who scolded the parrot flew in front of the new starling, and the parrot grabbed it with both paws.

The two starlings teamed up to fight back, and the parrot's feathers were grabbed by the starlings, and the head was pecked several times, but even then it did not flinch, chirping and biting with the two starlings!

"Come back!" An An shouted at the parrot.

The parrot regained its senses, flapped its wings and flew towards An An, the two starlings chased after it, Chang Ping threw out a stone with his hand, "pop", the stone penetrated the starling's feathers and drilled into its chest, and fell down with a scream.

The other starling stopped and turned his head to look at Chang Ping: "Grandson sneaked up on your grandfather, did you have in your head?" ”

Chang Ping hooked his finger to the starling brother: "Come, scold me in front of your old me, watch the master pluck your hair and roast you!" ”

Starling flapped his wings: "You still don't believe that you have in your head?" Does grandpa look like a fool? Not in front of you, you idiot! ”

Chang Ping couldn't say a word, he couldn't scold a bird as a big living person, and he felt that he had lived in vain for so many years! He turned his head to look at the others: "When I see starlings in the future, I will do it, kill and roast and eat!" Do it! ”

"Whoosh...", eight stones flew out, and as soon as the starling opened his mouth, his head was shattered by the stone, and he fell on the stone with blood.

Chang Ping looked at the parrot squatting on the stone: "These starlings are all subordinates of Shanjiao, did they learn their scolding skills from it?" ”

The parrot nodded his head: "Yes, they have not yet reached the fire for scolding, and the mountain paste scolds people that is called a loss, it can be said that it is the ancestor of swearing, there was once a person whose martial arts were also very good, but when he encountered the mountain ointment, he didn't move his hand, and he committed suicide by scolding that person!" ”

Chang Ping couldn't cry or laugh: "No wonder you let us close our hearing!" Then he looked at the others: "When you meet that guy, don't give it a chance to open its mouth!" ”

Li Chaonan sighed: "Hey, those hyenas must have gone back to call helpers, and the road behind must not be easy!" ”

Anna snorted coldly and looked at it: "So what, just kill it!" ”

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Liu Yuanliang glanced at the corpse of the starling at his feet and looked up at Chang Ping: "What about these two?" Eat or throw it away? ”

An An pouted: "I have no appetite when I look at it!" ”

Yaya also frowned: "Don't eat it, I lose my appetite when I think of it full of dirty words, and the meat must be stinky if the mouth is so stinky!" ”

Chang Ping spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders and looked at Liu Yuanliang with a light smile: "Then don't eat it, throw it away!" If you're hungry, eat the food you bring! ”

Tong Tong took out a sausage from his backpack and handed it to Tashi Cuom: "Let's eat some first, replenish your strength, there is still a tough battle to fight later!" ”

The girl happily took out the food from her backpack: "Wow, I can finally eat, I'm going to starve to death!" ”

Everyone simply filled their stomachs and continued on the road, the parrot flew in the air to patrol, once they found the hyena, they flew down to report to An An, although everyone avoided the hyena's resistance, but followed by a group of hyenas, densely packed, it seemed that there were hundreds of them.

In the dark forest, several people sat together, the flames jumping, and the shadows that shone out flickered and distorted on the trunks of the trees, looking like a demon with teeth and claws.

Lan Dujun and his party were nearly twenty people, and now there were six left, sitting in front of the fire with a haggard face, chased by wild boars for a few hours, hiding in Tibet and finding a hidden place to rest for a while.

"Rustle...", the thin but familiar voice sounded again, and the six people in front of the fire hurriedly got up, discerned the direction of the voice, and hurriedly left. After a while, a group of wild boars appeared in front of the fire, sniffed a few times and chased after them.

The red-eyed pig demon learned a lesson, and listened to Chang Ping's advice, dozens of wild boars stayed by his side, and the remaining wild boars were all sent out to hunt down another wave of people, and he would never stop if he didn't kill those people.

Two or three hundred hyenas chased Chang Pingren, and more than a dozen starlings followed and scolded, and the swear words were extremely ugly, but everyone ignored them and could only run desperately.

The parrot was chased by the starling, and from time to time he scolded to attract the attention of the starlings. Moved by tears, I finally made a dignified parrot after living for so long. "Master, a pack of hyenas has appeared a hundred meters ahead!"

Chang Ping glanced up at the parrot: "You come down, you don't need to investigate!" "In this area, his spiritual sense is not limited, and the wind and grass within a kilometer range can be omnipresent. It's just that he doesn't want the parrot to know, so he takes this opportunity to polish it.

Chang Ping ran to the right with everyone, ran forward 200 meters at two o'clock and ran straight up, and the hyena that blocked the attack was left behind by Chang Ping and the others.

Chang Ping turned his head to look at the others: "Work hard, there are still more than 400 meters to go!" ”

When An An and the others heard this, they immediately came to their senses, threw up their arms and ran wildly. The parrot looked at Chang Ping in surprise, how did he know it was coming? Could it be that he's been here?

Four hundred meters is not far for everyone, and it stops after six or seven minutes, which is still because of the uphill slope, and if it is flat, it is estimated that it can be completed in more than two minutes.

A pig appeared in front of everyone, this pig was carrying a plate axe, looked at everyone and asked with a smile: "Why are the little cubs in such a hurry?" Are you in a hurry to eat in the hut? ”

Everyone looked at the mountain paste and was stunned for a moment, and looked up at the starling flying overhead, what kind of general there is, what kind of soldier there is.

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Chang Ping rushed forward with a kitchen knife without saying a word, and the others also pounced. It was discussed before, and I would never give the mountain paste a chance to open my mouth, but it had already scolded how to make it beep again.

Shan Paste opened his arms: "The eldest grandson sees his grandfather so close, come and let his grandfather hug him!" ”

"Wow", the kitchen knife and the method collided together, a gap appeared on the kitchen knife, and the mountain paste retreated and scolded: "Grandson, grandpa raised you so big in vain, you ungrateful little turtle lambs actually did it to grandpa?" There are things that are raised by mothers but not taught by fathers! ”

Everyone was scolded and their parents, and they were furious, gritted their teeth and split out the kitchen knife in their hands, and the mountain paste split out the plate axe, and there was a sound of steel colliding, and all the kitchen knives were missed. "Huh", a kitchen knife slashed at the head of the mountain paste.

"Whoosh!" The kitchen knife slashed into the air, and the mountain paste lay on the ground, dodging through Chang Ping's crotch. An An slashed at its waist, and the mountain paste jumped forward with a kick of hind hooves; Tashi Tsomu slashed at the waist, and Shanji lay on the ground on his back; Li Chaonan slashed at its neck, and it got up and curled up into a ball and rolled forward.

Tong Tong dodged in front of it, the meat ball unfolded to reveal the plate axe and slashed at Tong Tong's legs, he jumped up with both feet to avoid the attack, Yaya slashed at the back of the mountain paste, it shook the board axe and slashed at the kitchen knife that blocked Yaya behind it, Liu Yuanliang slashed at its head, and it curled up into a ball again and rolled forward.

These are long words, but in fact, they are a blink of an eye, and when Chang Ping, An An, and Tashi Tsom were just about to catch up with the mountain cream, it had already burrowed into the hyena group, so everyone had to stop.

Shan Paste got up and pointed at everyone and scolded: "You wolf-hearted things, come up and do it to your grandfather, and eat one by one?" I see that not only did I eat, but I also ate pig, which blinded my mind with! ”

Chang Ping frowned and glared angrily at his eyes and closed his hearing, but it didn't work, the scolding of the mountain paste still penetrated into his ears, and it was clearer.

Liu Yuanliang pointed at the mountain paste and scolded angrily: "You are a pig, you have eaten since you were a child, so your mouth is so stinky, you are ungrateful, your whole family is a little shriveled calf!" ”

Shan Paste kicked his eyes and scolded: "That's right, I just ate, that's why I gave birth to you!" Quietly, you all look like, are you worthy of your parents? No, are you worthy of me? ”

Tong Tong hooked his finger at the mountain paste with a gloomy face: "Come, you come out to scold?" Hiding in the hyena pack and calling for a hair, what the are you so cowardly and scared? What a shame on your ancestors! ”

Shan Paste jumped up and scolded: "I am even more embarrassed to give birth to you, and I feel sorry for my ancestors!" You ruined grandpa's style, what face do you have standing in front of grandpa and shouting, go home and feed! ”

The five women were so angry that they turned white, because they were all well-educated, and they couldn't scold a word when they were stuck in their throats.

Chang Ping sneered and looked at the mountain paste: "Hey, you look so ugly, you must have let your parents throw you into the pit, that's why your mouth is so stinky, right?" After talking for a long time, you are the one who has a mother, no mother, no father! ”

Shan Gypsum pointed at Chang Ping with a plate axe: "Let you fart, the children will bite those shit to death for me!" ”

"Whew!" The hyenas rushed at the crowd......

(Suddenly I forgot how many more I owed, four more, right?) )

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