"Don't you trust us?" Mo Feng looked at Yang Kai's eyes and asked.

"No—no! I was so excited, because—because you were my first friends. And treat me like a brother! Yang Kai was so excited that he couldn't even speak clearly.

"Oh, that's it! From now on, we will be buddies, blessed and shared with hardship! Wu Hao smiled and continued: "By the way, can you help me play a tune when I pick up girls in the future?" ”

"Huh?" Yang Kai opened his mouth wide and wondered.

"I said, don't you guys don't see women for a day, and it's itchy underneath!" Mo Feng said angrily.

"Brother Feng, what's itchy, I'm just adding to the mood! Besides, it can also make our music grow, right? Wu Hao retorted.

"I have a suggestion, in the future, our 520 dormitory will be to conquer the foursome! When we were picking up girls, the musician played a beautiful tune for us. This can also better protect the music boy! Xue Zhidong proposed.

"What conquers the Foursome? What does conquest mean? Yang Kai was puzzled.

"You kid definitely don't understand this meaning, but it doesn't matter, I'll explain it to you! It is said that to conquer is to conquer all the women in the world. But for now, our goal is to conquer all the leftover girls on campus in the new era! Wowhaha! Wu Hao laughed lewdly.

"Of course, you can rest assured. We won't let girls touch you, after all, we are responsible for you! Hehe! Xue Zhidong said with a smile.

After Yang Kai heard this, although he had a smile on his face, he was still a little lost in his heart, after all, he didn't want to fall in love. It's just that God deprived him of the right to fall in love! But it gave him a musical talent.

Mo Feng next to him didn't speak. As if thinking about something. Until Xue Zhidong asked Mo Fengtong if he disagreed. Mo Feng reacted and said, "Whatever!" But in the future, if you want to pick up girls, don't pull me, it's better to pick up each one! ”

"Hehe, of course, if it weren't for Brother Feng's strength, we would almost have no share! But then I have to ask Brother Feng for some advice! Wu Hao complimented on the side.

"Don't dare to give advice, but don't overdo it! After all, women are human beings! There are feelings, too! Mo Feng reminded.

"Hehe, this is measured!" Xue Zhidong smiled evilly.

Mo Feng nodded, looked at Yang Kai and said, "If my estimate is good, this strange illness of yours must be related to what happened when you were a child." I don't know if you can talk about it? Maybe I can help you! ”

Xue Zhidong on the side was surprised: "No, Brother Feng, can you cure this disease?" ”

"I'm just speculating! It can't be said to be curable! Mo Feng said softly.

"Forget it! I've tried everything at home, and it didn't work at all! I've resigned myself to my fate! Yang Kai shook his head and said.

"If you don't say, how do you know that there is no cure? If you believe me! Let's talk about it! After all, we're friends now, aren't we! Mo Feng said slowly.

Yang Kai looked at Mo Feng and found that Mo Feng's eyes revealed sincerity. Then he sighed and said, "This matter has to start when I was six years old!" I remember at that time, I saw a girl in the kindergarten, and the girl was wearing two braids and a pink skirt. It's beautiful! One day the girl looked at me with two toffees in my hand, and I asked her, "Do you want to eat them?" She nodded. So I suddenly had a whim and said to her, 'I like you, be my girlfriend, I'll give you food'. Who knew that the girl nodded, and I was so happy that I gave her a piece of candy. Just as the girl took the candy in her hand, she slapped me! Say: 'I don't like you! ’”。

"Holy, buddy! Brother admires you, pickle girl so early. It can really be said to be the originator of the pickled girl world! Wu Hao's face was full of reverence.

"Could it be that this is the reason for your heart rate to increase when you touch a girl?" Mo Feng asked.

Yang Kai smiled bitterly, shook his head and continued: "If I were such an easy person to defeat, I might not be alive today!" Since that incident, I have stopped saying to the girls in my class that I like you! Maybe it was the seed that was planted at that time! It's just that it hasn't sprouted yet, probably in the next semester of kindergarten. Our teacher was transferred away in exchange for a fairy-like woman. But when she got married and had a half-year-old baby, one day, the teacher was breastfeeding her son, and her son didn't know what was wrong, so he spit out the milk and sprayed her all over her body. I was nearby, and the teacher told me to bring her a tissue. Maybe it's because of my precociousness, so I took it upon myself to help the teacher wipe it, who knew that the teacher gave me a slap at the time, saying that I didn't learn well since I was a child! He also told me to kneel outside the classroom door, and all the students came to watch and point fingers at me! At that time, I really wanted to find a crack in the ground to drill in......" At this point, Yang Kai closed his eyes. I don't want to go on any more.

Xue Zhidong, Wu Hao, and Mo Feng, who were listening at this time, were all stunned. I can't help but admire Yang Kai in my heart. At the same time, I'm glad that this guy can't pick up girls now, otherwise he might go to prison.

Xue Zhidong coughed twice and said, "That, that music boy!" It's been all these years! I believe you didn't mean it at that time, men, they all have a curious side! ”

Even Wu Hao and Mo Feng didn't believe this, let alone Yang Kai! But there was no way, Xue Zhidong couldn't find anything to say for a while.

"That's right, Yang Kai! Do your parents know about this? I think I should take you to a psychiatrist! Mo Feng said softly.

"You know, the day after that incident, the teacher informed my parents! They brought me back and gave me a hard lesson, and I fainted. When I woke up, I learned that I had been transferred, and it was also at that time that I rarely spoke. Until one day, a female classmate asked me to borrow a pen and touched me! I had an increased heart rate and passed out, but luckily I was saved in time. Otherwise, I would have seen Hades!

It was also from that time that I knew I couldn't touch women! My parents were also worried about me, so they took me everywhere to seek medical treatment. But there is no effect at all, even the psychiatrist doesn't know how many I have seen, and in the end there is no way! And I became less and less talkative, and I didn't have any friends around. Only my sister and this guitar kept me with me. Until today! Yang Kai said slowly.

Mo Feng shook his head, he thought that he could be treated with various psychotherapies, but now it seems that it will not work. Then he patted Yang Kai on the shoulder and said, "In the future, we will be friends and brothers!" You're not alone, let's conquer the quartet and conquer the women of the world! ”

"Hahaha, good! I'm in for a treat tonight to celebrate the formation of our Conquest Four! Wu Hao laughed.