My master is a disciple of the Jiang Xiang faction, and he is also a well-known fortune teller within a radius of ten miles, and since he started telling fortunes, no one has ever said that he is inaccurate.

But in fact, he was a liar. He only knows some fortune-telling skins, but he is familiar with the secret techniques of the Jiang Xiang faction.

My master used to say that even if you don't know anything about fortune-telling, as long as you are proficient in the secret art of the Jiang Xiang School, you can still achieve "every word must be true", and you don't have to worry about cheating money and women.

I have been with Master since I was six years old, and he raised me like his own son because he had no children under his knees. But I didn't like him, let alone respect him. Because he is a liar, as his apprentice and adopted son, I must cheat with him. In the more than ten years that I have followed him, I have a sense of guilt every day.

When I went to university, Master suddenly said that he had a big business to do, and he gave me a month's living expenses and then I was never heard from.

He said that I had mastered the essence of the secret art of Jiang Xiang, and I should be able to mix well in the city, so I was very relieved.

But I let him down, because I didn't want to be a liar at all.

In the more than three years that he has been gone, I have been supporting myself part-time, and although I sometimes can't eat, I have finally lost the guilt I had before.

It was Friday night, and I was back in my dorm room after a busy day, ready for a good night's sleep. But as soon as he entered the dormitory door, his roommate Li Dong came over.

"Chen Xiaolong, I'll show you something."

With that, he leaned over and opened a video on his phone. All I heard was the slogan "Sexy dealer, deal cards online" and quickly pushed him away.

"Li Dong, are you so filthy now? Pull me to watch this kind of video with you! ”

"It's like you don't watch the movie...... No, I'm not asking you to watch the film with me! Li Dong explained, "Look at this woman carefully! ”

When I looked closely, my face was white. Isn't she my girlfriend Lu Lulu? And that man is a rich second generation in our school, named Liu Yi.

She ...... She ......, "I'm so angry that I can't speak."

"Xiaolong, don't be angry." Li Dong said, "If you hadn't seen this video, you'd probably still be in the dark!" I said a long time ago that Lu Lulu is not a good thing......"

I can't hear what he said later, and I only have one thought in my heart now: to find Lu Lulu.

I want to ask when she started with Liu Yi, I want to know how long I have been green, and how many times I have been green!

I called Lu Lulu and it took a long time for her to pick it up.

"Where are you?"

"I ...... I'm here...... Dormitory. Lu Lulu said.

Her voice was similar to the one in the video she had just seen.

"Why do you speak so strangely? What are you doing? ”

"I ...... I'm here...... I'm eating spicy strips...... Too...... It's so spicy......"

At that time, I almost believed it, but a deep male voice came from the other end of the phone: "Yes, she is eating spicy strips, and she is eating so well!" ”

No matter how stupid I am, I know what she's doing!

I felt so badly insulted that I even had thoughts of killing.

"Where the are you?" I snapped.

Lu Lulu no longer spoke, but the man said, "You are the dick that Lu Lulu said, right?" We are at the Dorsett Hotel on the east side of the school, you are coming! ”

I didn't even think about it and ran to the Emgrand Hotel.

When I passed, Lu Lulu and Liu Yi were already standing at the door of the hotel, as if waiting for me. What made me angry was that Lu Lulu didn't have a trace of guilt on her face, and her eyes were full of disdain when she looked at me.

I went up and asked, "When did you start?" ”

"Can you handle it?" Lu Lulu said, "Look at your dirty appearance, do you really think I can look at you?" ”

Liu Yi also smiled and said, "Do you know why I didn't let her break up with you?" Because of this, I have the pleasure of cheating! Haha, she has been with you for two years, and she hasn't let you touch her, you still think she's very pure, but in fact she's sassy! ”

Saying that, Liu Yi also pinched Lu Lulu's ass.

I couldn't stand it, so I clenched my fists and rushed towards Liu Yi. But before I could get to Liu Yi, I was stopped by two hotel security guards.

"Dare to move Liu Shao, do you know who he is?"

Then the two security guards started punching and kicking me. I felt very embarrassed, but I couldn't beat two strong security guards.

At this moment, a middle-aged man with a fierce face and a gold chain around his neck suddenly got out of a car on the side of the road.

The middle-aged man ran straight to Liu Yi's side, grabbed Lu Lulu's hand, and dragged her to the car.

Liu Yi hurriedly shouted: "Who are you?" What are you going to do? ”

The two security guards didn't care about beating me, and looked towards Lu Lulu.

The middle-aged man sneered, glared at Liu Yi and said, "I advise you not to meddle in your affairs!" This woman borrowed 300,000 from us, and she has been playing and disappearing, and today I finally met it! ”

At this time, the two security guards rushed up and were about to save Lu Lulu.

"I'm asking for the account for Wang Biao." The middle-aged man said.

As soon as these words came out, the two security guards were directly stunned.

Liu Yi was also taken aback, and hurriedly said, "Are you Brother Biao's person?" I'm sorry big brother, it's me who doesn't know Tarzan ......"

At this time, Lu Lulu was about to be dragged into the car by the man, screaming: "Liu Yi, save me!" Do you know what he's going to take me for? He's going to take me to the meat, and a lot of people take turns to ......."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Yi had already entered the hotel, for fear that this matter would have something to do with him.

Two security guards who were supposed to stand guard at the door also returned to the hotel.

At this time, Lu Lulu finally thought of me. She shouted, "Chen Xiaolong, please help me!" ”

"Wait a minute!" I yelled, "Let her go!" Doesn't she owe you 300,000? I'll give it to you! ”

I don't want Lu Lulu to be taken away, because I still want to ask her a word.

When the man heard this, he said to me viciously: "Boy, don't meddle in your business, or Lao Tzu will kill you!" ”

He clearly didn't believe I had money. How can I look like a rich man in this shabby stall?

"I advise you to let her go." I said, "You have too much yin qi in you, and it's cloudy, so you can't have any physical contact with women." ”

In a hurry, I had to do my old job.

"What about deceiving Lao Tzu with this kind of trick? Boy, if you dare to say one more word, I'll sew you in the mouth! Don't think I'm scaring you! ”

I know he won't be fooled so easily, but if I can't even fool him, wouldn't I learn the secret technique of Jiang Xiang in vain?

I continued: "You have a mole on your right thigh and a scar on the left side of your body, which blocks the upwelling of yang energy. ”

The man was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly asked me, "How do you know that I have a mole on my thigh and a scar on my body?" Don't...... Do you really know how to tell fortunes? ”

How can I tell fortunes? I'm just a liar. I think the method of having moles and scars on his body is very simple, as long as his IQ is not too low, he should be able to learn it.

"I wanted to help you, but with the attitude you just had towards me, I'd better go back to sleep." As I spoke, I deliberately turned around and walked in the direction of the school.

Seeing this, the man hurriedly ran over and said to me respectfully: "Master, I was disrespectful just now, please help me calculate!" ”

I feigned hesitation, but finally let out a long sigh and said, "That's it, I'll help you." ”

"Thank you, Master! The master just said that I have a bloody plague, is it true? ”

I nodded and said, "Of course it's true, how could I lie to you?" Look at the face, you are full of heaven, you are a blessed appearance, but you are born with a moon pattern, and the Lord works hard. Combined with other characteristics, I think your profession should be related to money, but money is not yours. This kind of face is mostly bank clerks, but you are not. ”

"Yes, yes, the master is really accurate!" The middle-aged man nodded like a chick pecking rice.

By now, he's been completely fooled and taken me for a real fortune teller. But in fact, what I just said is basically not calculated.

I continued to lie to him: "The money owner flows, the five elements belong to water, which is a yin thing, and you deal with money every day, so you will naturally be contaminated with a lot of yin energy. And you came from a poor background, and after making a fortune in the past two years, you began to indulge excessively, frequently had relationships with various women, and got yin qi. Coupled with the moles and scars on your body blocking yang energy, I'm afraid ......"

When I spoke, I pretended to be a master, and Lu Lulu was stunned.

"I'm afraid of what?" The man asked.

"Originally, you didn't have physical contact with this girl, at most it was a trivial matter of breaking your hands and feet, you could pull with her for so long, before eleven o'clock tonight, you will definitely give up your life!"

"What...... What the? Please, Master, help me! The man shouted.

I feigned hesitation again, and after a long time, I took out the lighter I usually used to smoke from my body with a painful face.

"Saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, and I will do good deeds. Fire and even yang things, this lighter is a friend of mine Maoshan to do the law, usually I take it on my body to ward off evil spirits, today I will endure the pain of love, give it to you. ”

It was just an ordinary lighter, but the man quickly took it as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

"Thank you, Master! I can't take these treasures for nothing, please ask the master to make a price, count me as bought! ”

I laughed, "Buy? I'm afraid you can't afford my lighter! I think so, I will do a good job to the end, collect 300,000 yuan from you, and pay off the debt to this girl! ”

"The master is really kind! I will pay it back for her if she owes us! Is there anything else going on with the master? ”

I shook my head and said, "It's okay, you can go." ”

The middle-aged man got in the car and left, for fear that I would regret asking for the lighter back.

After he left, Lu Lulu came over and asked me in a low voice, "Chen Xiaolong, are you really good at fortune telling?" ”

"I don't know fortune telling." I don't want to lie anymore.

Lu Lulu obviously didn't believe it, and said, "I believe you are a ghost!" Can't tell fortunes, so how did you know he had a mole on his leg and a scar on his body? How do you know his profession and origin? ”