As soon as Sikong Lanyue sat down, he wanted to toast again, saying that he was grateful to me for being able to meet Shen Sen and let him earn enough face. After all, being able to invite a real master of easy learning can be regarded as something that can be bragged about to others.

I drank this glass of wine and got straight to the point and said, "What is Mr. Shen looking for me?" Although I have studied Yi Li a little, I don't often tell fortunes. ”

This sentence directly sealed his mouth. I am not familiar with Shen Sen, so it is impossible to lie to him directly.

"I just want to get to know the master, and I don't dare to ask the master to tell my fortune." Shen Sen said with a smile.

Judging by his expression, it seems that he is not telling the truth, and it seems that he is not looking for me just to get to know me. At this time, I was secretly proud in my heart: fortunately, the first sentence sealed his mouth.

Out of politeness, I chatted with Shen Sen for a while, and all I said were some polite words that didn't hurt. Finally, I looked at the same as before, and then I stood up.

"I'm sorry, I went to the bathroom, I was out of company."

I went straight up to the second floor. I'm not going to the bathroom, I'm going to my Master.

Just now, Master and I had a conversation in black language, and "Moon Meteor under the Sea" directly translates to "Secret 217", which means obviously, that is: go to private room 217 to talk about a secret matter. What's the secret? He said that it is "to be a bodhisattva", which means to deceive people who are particularly rich.

And I replied to his "pressure one foot" is a mixture of black and vernacular, "pressure one" refers to a respected person, and "foot" refers to ten. It means that Master waits for me for ten minutes.

The reason why it is difficult to recognize black words is not only because ordinary people do not know what they mean, but also because black words can be used and mixed.

I pushed the door open and went in, and found Master sitting there alone drinking tea. I haven't seen each other for three years, and I can't help but feel a little excited, so I went up and said, "Dad, where have you been for more than three years?" ”

"Xiaolong, why did you lose weight like this?" Master's eyes were full of concern, "How much have you suffered over the years?" ”

I shook my head and said, "I didn't suffer, I ...... I just lost weight. ”

"Even me lied? You're obviously hungry and thin! I ask you, what have you done in the past few years? I see that you have mastered the secret art of the Jiang Xiang faction before you dare to leave you to live alone, are you being a treasure and being seen through? ”

"No, I ...... I just ......, "I don't dare to speak."

I never mentioned this to Master because I didn't want to be a liar, because it was a bit of a big rebellion.

"Just what?" Master asked.

I gritted my teeth and was going to have a showdown with him. If I don't tell him what I think now, he may ask me to help him continue to cheat in the future!

"Dad, let me tell you the truth, I don't want to be a liar! I've been cheating with you for so many years, and every day I feel sick to myself! I ...... so much."

"What did you say!" Before I finished speaking, Master just broke off. I knew he was going to scold me.

I was still very afraid of Master, because He raised me to go to school, and I had to be in awe of Him no matter what.

Master walked to the door of the private room, looked at no one outside, locked the door again, and then said, "Chen Xiaolong, I adopted you when you were six years old, for so many years, you haven't even understood the beginning of "A Bao Chapter", I'm really ashamed to be a father!" ”

I have nothing to say. I have always thought that it is not that I didn't understand the opening paragraph of "A Bao Chapter", but that that paragraph is simply nonsense.

"Dad, are you sure that passage is correct?" I said this tentatively.

When the master heard this, he was furious and said sharply, "How dare you talk to me like this? Chen Xiaolong, you memorize this passage for me first, and I'll see if you really remember it word for word! ”

So I turned my back on him.

This passage is: The greedy will be poor, the gentleman is cited as the great precept, and Buddhism is also the first of the five precepts. Therefore, to be a Bao, the blame is not in the phase, but in one. corrupt officials, thieves; businessmen, beetles also; The strong are also the tigers and wolves of the people. They may use their wisdom to deceive the foolish, bully the weak, deceive people and widows, and seek people's property, all of which are ill-gotten gains. Ill-gotten wealth will not be reported for a long time, not for oneself, but also for one's children and grandchildren. Ill-gotten gains, everyone takes them. Therefore, it is said: To be a treasure is not a thousand people, and it is just a punishment from heaven.

This passage mainly says that Jiang Xiang's faction cheats, and it is not the cheater who is wrong, but the person who is deceived. actually said that deception is the way to do for heaven, which is really high-sounding!

After hearing this, Master nodded and asked me again, "Do you think this passage is wrong?" You tell me what's wrong! Let's just say that which of the two people who were next to you just now is not a bastard? ”

I frowned and asked, "Which two are you talking about?" ”

"Sikong Lanyue and Shen Sen!" Master's tone was a bit of a gritted tooth.

I was a little surprised. Master knew about them, but they didn't know Master, which means that Master must have used the "media" to investigate them in advance.

Jiang Xiangpai has only one purpose in investigating a person, and that is to deceive him.

"Although Sikong Lanyue is from the underworld, I don't think he's that bad." I say.

Master smiled, shook his head and said, "You, you are confused by the appearance of the moon!" This bastard made his fortune by collecting protection money, and only then did he launder his money and do a legitimate business, and when he made more money, he asked his people to go to loan sharks, do you know what they would do with those who couldn't pay yet? ”

I just remembered that Lu Lulu borrowed Wang Biao's money at that time! According to Lu Lulu, that person was going to take her to the flesh!

But I still asked, "What to do?" ”

The master said, "Sikong Lanyue's men are all brutes! If the man can't afford to pay back, they will break the man's hands and feet, and if it is a woman, it will be even worse! ”

"What will happen?"

"They would take the woman to a secret place and lock her up, and then go to a dozen people every day to ...... her When they get tired of playing, they will sell this woman to be a young lady again! ”

After listening to it, I couldn't help but feel shocked! In today's society under the rule of law, there are still people doing such shady things!

"Don't the police care?" I asked, somewhat angrily.

Master said, "So you are still young. Of course the police will, but what if the police don't know? Sikong Lanyue and Wang Biao have great influence in Lancheng, everyone is afraid of his revenge, how dare they call the police? ”

"I'm really confused by him!" I say.

"It's nothing, what Shen Sen did was even more excessive!"

I asked, "What did he do?" ”

The master frowned, and then said, "I'll talk about this for you later." Are you drinking with Sikong Lanyue and Shen Sen? I'm afraid they'll be suspicious if you're late. By the way, how did you meet them? ”

I nodded, and then told Master what I had been doing in the past few days.

When he heard this, he exclaimed excitedly and said, "This is wonderful! Xiaolong, do you remember that my father said that I would do a big thing? ”

"Of course, you left because you were going to do this big thing."

"There's something you have to do for your dad today! I'm not embarrassed by you, because my father didn't do this big thing to cheat money. ”

I asked, confused, "What's the big deal?" ”

Master said, "I can't tell you this, but you must help Master Dad anyway!" ”

"What should I do?"

It turned out that the master had come here just now to get close to Shen Sen. He found out that Shen Sen was going to this hotel today, so he set up a bureau.

The middle-aged man who was looking for his old lover just now was actually in the same group as the master, and they did this just to attract Shen Sen's attention, so that Shen Sen mistakenly thought that the master had real skills, and then asked him to go over to tell fortunes.

This plan was originally perfect, but he didn't want me to stir it up, because Shen Sen had me, Master Chen, so there was no need to go near and far to invite Master, Mr. Wu.

"The big thing you are talking about is to deceive Shen Sen?" I'm a little confused.

Master immediately denied it: "Of course not! This is just part of the plan, what you have to help me do is to make Shen Sen trust you, let him believe that you are a true master, and then I will let you do other things. ”

I began to hesitate.

"Chen Xiaolong, you have to do this, and if you don't do it, you have to do it!"

Master was furious. I can see that Master didn't lie to me, he asked me to get close to Shen Sen, I'm afraid it really wasn't to cheat money. So I agreed.

Next, Master told me how to deceive Shen Sen. The method he taught me bewildered me again, because he had never mentioned this deception to me before.

After the master finished speaking, he suddenly said solemnly, "Chen Xiaolong, kneel down!" ”

I didn't know what he was going to do, but I knelt down anyway and asked, "Dad, what's wrong?" ”

"Chen Xiaolong, I will promote you to Hanlin now! Although my Jiang Xiangfaction has declined to this point, there are still rules, and your qualifications are enough to be a Hanlin. I know you don't want to cheat, but I also hope that you can pass on my Jiang Xiang faction, and my father is here to thank you! ”

At this point, Master bowed to me, and I quickly got up to help him.

Hanlin is one of the ranks of the Jiangxiang faction, but in the present day, this rank is not of any use, because the Jiangxiang faction is scattered all over the place, and sometimes there is no one in a city.

"Dad, although I don't want to be a liar, Jiang Xiangpai is my root!" I said solemnly.

Master nodded in satisfaction and waved me to leave. Afraid that Shen Sen would be suspicious, I hurried back after saying goodbye to my master.

I have to tell Shen Sen's fortune now, but I have just released the words of not telling fortunes, and it is difficult for him to ask me again.

At this time, I looked at the table, and it was a bottle of Moutai! This is a good wine, I don't know how many times stronger than Niulanshan for eighteen yuan a bottle!

So I had an idea. Except for Sikong Xue, who doesn't drink, I frequently toast to the other three, and I drank almost half of a bottle of Moutai alone! Seeing that I was happy, Sikong Lanyue ordered another bottle, and I drank almost half a catty.

By this time the time was ripe, and I began to pretend to be drunk.

"Mr. Shen, I'm happy today! Didn't I just say that I wouldn't tell your fortune? Seeing that you drank so happily with me, I will make an exception! ”

When I spoke, I deliberately staggered and slurred my speech, which made people think that I was drunk and lost my words.

"Is what the master said true?" But Sikong Lanyue hurriedly grabbed my words, for fear that I would regret it.

"It's definitely true! Come, Mr. Shen, let me calculate what year you were born! ”

I pinched my fingers and said, "You are a horse, and you were born in seven or eight years." ”

"Yes!" Shen Sen said.

Sikong Lanyue clapped his hands and said: "A master is a master!" ”

Next to Sikong Lanyue, there was also a girl who was the most admirable, she said, "Wow! Master Xiaolong is really amazing! Master Xiaolong is simply a miracle! Master Xiaolong is the best in the world! ”

I kept waiting, but she never shouted, "Master Xiaolong, I'm going to give you a monkey", which made me a little disappointed. But it doesn't matter, because what I'm going to say next will make her scream!