I've already shown it so obviously, why isn't this little kid on the road?

Bao Hei stared at the young man in front of him with a staring eye, and said depressedly in his heart: "His milk is a bear, and this guy is still a master who wants money and doesn't want to die." There is a lot of money, I am sorry for the name of such a local tyrant. Don't you dare to pretend to be poor in front of the president? ”

Bao Hei's face slapped him violently, and he said indignantly: "As the saying goes, stealing needles when you are young, and stealing gold when you grow up." ”

"We are deeply saddened that you have committed such a shocking fraud at such a young age, and we have decided to deal with this case seriously in accordance with the principle of people-oriented and education-oriented. The prisoner Qian Duoduo was sentenced to 20 years in prison and fined 200,000 yuan. Strive to change your mind, be a useful person to society, and do not disappoint the high expectations of the federal government and the people. ”

20 years in prison, 200,000 fines?

If you really think you are a soft persimmon, you can pinch it casually?

Qian Duoduo was furious, his inexplicable crossing was bad enough, and he could still encounter these things, it was like eight lifetimes of blood mold, damn.

"Don't you just want money? Just say how much you want, can you kidnap directly? Don't act like a bunch of fools,. ”

After saying this, Qian Duoduo only felt a burst of comfort in his heart, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Sun's, I haven't scolded people for a long time, although it damages the noble status of the top nobles in the universe, but this feeling is really cool." ”

“.........”

Bao Hei's face was powerless to complain about this scene, and he calmed down, and he said with a serious face: "Okay, scolding and scolding, the young man is angry and understands and doesn't want to worry about you." Young man, remember that after you go in, you must always reflect on your mistakes, and you must change your life and become a new person. ”

"You're still young, and you're only thirty-three years old when you're twenty years old, aren't you? As for the 200,000 yuan penalty you owe, don't worry, I have already won the biggest discount for you in terms of interest, which is 30% lower than the bank interest. When your sentence expires, you will have a little more than 4 billion in principal and interest, and those fractions will be counted. In fact, this is not a lot of money, you spend 80 yuan to buy a lottery ticket, vote for him 40 bets, and win the first prize, isn't it enough, you say?"

"I'm your sister!"

Looking at the look of Bao Hei's face that is good for you, Qian Duoduo was so angry that his hair exploded, the fire of anger burned in his heart, and the anger value had exploded, but it was a pity that there was no blood of the Yasai people, otherwise it would definitely be a rhythm of more than twenty-nine in seconds.

"Hey. ”

Bao Hei shook his head helplessly, and said earnestly: "Young man, according to the latest scientific research, anger can easily accelerate the aging of people's body functions, and it will also cause the body's magnetic field reaction, which makes people unlucky. In addition, men who are often angry are prone to impotence and premature ejaculation, while women will have irregular menstruation and early menopause. ”

"So, there is an old saying in Huaxia that is good. Smile and always have good luck, and if you don't have money, you have to be poor and happy. As long as you have ideals in your heart, potatoes will turn into bear's paws sooner or later. ”

“............”

Qian Duoduo looked confused, this black-faced and black-hearted presiding judge really can fool people, could it be that he is the legendary professional lecturer who has successfully learned, eats leftovers and talks about ideals, seven in and seven out of the police station, and will always be a good gold medal mentor for everyone, and a guide in life?

"Ahem. Looking at the other party's suspicious eyes, Bao Hei's old face coughed dryly twice, adjusted his prestige, and then grabbed the startled wood and patted it, and shouted with an official spirit: "Come on, put this prisoner in prison." ”

Smack, smack, smack,

In a neat pace, the two officials went out again.

"Holy!"

Qian Duoduo was shocked, if he was arrested and imprisoned for twenty years, it would be better to kill him, for the sake of freedom, he shouted unwillingly: "I am not convinced, I ask for an appeal!"

Appeal?

Bao Hei smashed his mouth and said with disdain: "This court is the final judgment and rejects the defendant's appeal request." ”

"I'm grass!"

Qian Duoduo was so angry that a mouthful of old blood spurted out, which is simply unreasonable. This bullshit silent court, it's actually this black-faced and black-hearted guy who has the final say.

Two officials approached, one with one hand, and dragged Qian Duoduo out.

Qian Duoduo said in a hurry: "According to the provisions of the System Elf Management Law, no system elf or system NPC can threaten the life and safety of the host as a means to carry out any purposeful persecution of the host, I want to report you......"

As soon as he heard the word report, the black-faced presiding judge was so frightened that his face turned white, and he hurriedly walked down and took Qian Duoduo's hand, patted Qian Duoduo's shoulder and persuaded: "Don't, little brother, don't get excited, don't be angry, isn't it April Fool's Day today? ”

Looking at the other party's face, Qian Duoduo said angrily: "April Fool's Day, your uncle, why the hell are you teasing me?"

"Yes, yes, I'm just kidding you. ”

Bao Hei stepped forward with a strong face, nodded flatteringly, and said with a smile: "Brother, you are so smart, you can see this." I estimate that your IQ is definitely two hundred and five, and you are simply the reincarnation of the second master of Wenqu Xingguan. ”

10,000 Critical Damage!!

At this time, Qian Duoduo felt that his worldview had collapsed, and what about the 23 years of compulsory education that the whole universe would universalize? Why can this guy become the chief judge if he has not graduated from kindergarten?

I really want to call the FBI, I really want to kill this two-person in front of me.

Seeing that the other party didn't speak, the black-faced presiding judge patted Qian Duoduo's shoulder again, and said in a serious tone: "Little brother, don't be angry, don't think about it." Life is like this, just like the classic textbook-level action movie in the island country, it will be more interesting to play something exciting once in a while, right?"

Qian Duoduo resisted the urge to spit in this guy's face, and said angrily: "Untie the lock on my body." ”

"Hehe, don't get excited, don't get excited, brother, I'll untie it for you. Bao Hei smiled embarrassedly, waved his hand and called a servant to come over, and opened the handcuffs and anklets on Qian Duoduo's body with two clicks, and then he was full of kindness, and gently lifted Qian Duoduo's two pants and put them on.

patted Qian Duoduo on the shoulder, Bao Hei's face was sincere, and he said in a kind tone: "Little brother, it was my brother's fault just now, so let's do it, as compensation, my brother taught you a way to make money, are you interested?"

Qian Duoduo was suspicious: "What way?"

Bao Hei said with a smile: "I can help you get one million, but I want a reward of nine hundred thousand, and then I will not hinder you again, and promise to let you leave unscathed, how about it?"