Chapter 1: The master is about to go out of the wall, and the apprentice is very panicked

When he first realized it, he huddled under a maple tree with his arms, but it was winter, and the snow could not hide his smiling appearance.

"Now, little one, you're finally awake."

She moved her body and wanted to open her mouth, but she made a voice that made her incredulous: "Who are you?" ”

After saying that, she froze, I spoke? I actually spoke?! I've succeeded in cultivating?! But when I saw the pink meat pad, I was still angry.

His narrow eyes narrowed with a hint of slyness, she swallowed her saliva, so beautiful eyes, the pupils that were extremely black seemed to reflect her heart if she was not careful, but in the depths there was a deep red, sharp and bright that people couldn't take their eyes off.

"Haha-" He suddenly laughed, his voice was hearty and magnetic: "I didn't expect the qualifications to be so good, it's really the fairy breath that was not in vain for you." ”

She blushed at his inexplicable laughter and gave him a paw in a puff: "Meow! ”

He pressed her claws and said seriously, "Don't scratch anymore, I've been disfigured by you." ”

He tilted his right cheek slightly, and sure enough, his pretty face was imprinted with four long, reddish marks. She blushed, took advantage of Mao Duo, which no one could see, lowered her head and hesitated to apologize honestly: "I'm sorry ......"

"How do you feel, little one?"

She felt her body and said honestly: "It's very painful and sore, it's like being shaken off and then rubbed around." ”

His eyes tilted slightly to the side, as if he was hiding something, his face was slightly red, and he coughed lightly, and asked, "Do you feel anything else?" ”

She shook her head, and really didn't feel anything more than aches all over her body.

He frowned slightly, as if he was thinking carefully about something, what else she wanted to say, but found that she could no longer make a sound, her throat seemed to be blocked by something invisible, she struggled for a long time, and the shareholder Xi who was circling in her throat rushed out!

A stream of white gas burst out of the shackles as if alive, swirled in the air a few times, and then rushed into his body and disappeared.

He looked at the little guy with a little regret, she wanted to speak, but she didn't expect that this time the rush out of the mouth would become a shameful tsundere soft and cute: "Meow~!" ”

"Alasβ€”it looks like you cat people want to go against the sky, and it's a long way."

She was anxious and wanted to ask him what was going on, but all she blurted out was a rapid meow, but his big hand covered her head, and gently touched her from head to tail, she was touched by his gentle palm, the whole hair was soothed, and the cat bones were very unproductive, and involuntarily rubbed towards his hand, but heard his voice coming from the top of his head: "Little guy, do you want to become an immortal?" ”

Her whole person, oh isn't the hair on the whole cat's body exploded because of his words, become an immortal? This is a fool's dream, oh no, a fool's dream! Since ancient times, the cat clan has been detained and cannot become immortals, and can only go to the demons to be restless and self-conscious, to be a conscientious worker who catches mice, and to watch all kinds of animals who come out of the same door have embarked on this lifelong leisurely iron rice bowl road.

This kind of unequal thing was when the Jade Emperor ascended to the feast and all things celebrated together, when the uncompetitive ancestor of the cat clan was actually late for the banquet of the Jade Emperor's birthday, which angered the Jade Emperor and was therefore stripped of his immortal status, and his children and grandchildren lost their qualifications to become immortals. Of course, this incident was eventually proved to be caused by the rat pouring wine on the ancestor, but the wood was already in the boat, and the ancestor also took it as his own responsibility to hunt down the offspring of the rat for life, and it was inevitable to avenge this life.

It's okay not to mention it, it's simply a long-cherished wish of the cat clan for generations!

But cats can't become immortals, which is also a sure fact.

She thought about it for a moment and meowed in frustration.

He laughed as if he had seen what she was thinking: "Little guy, don't be discouraged, I'll just ask you if you want to become an immortal, it's just an analogy." ”

She nodded without hesitation.

"Even if you want to cultivate for a long time, you will never kill without eating or drinking, let go of your obsessions, forget about floating life, endure loneliness and pain, and transcend the physical body, are you willing?"

His expression was serious, so she nodded seriously as well.

The smile in the corner of his eyes burst like a flower, she held her breath, watching his cheeks get closer and closer to her, her fragile heart actually began to pound, his deep breath brushed her fur, and she felt a fire burning in her body again, and she wiped out her sanity.

"So, be my apprentice."

In July, the fire flows, and in September, the clothes are given, and eating more bites will only increase the sadness. Hundreds of years have flown by, and the palm-sized kitten that was carried upside down by Jun Carp has gradually gone to the road of fatness, and Huang Mo pinched the fat on his stomach, and finally put down the snack in his hand in pain.

Obviously, when Jun Carp adopted her, he failed to take into account her appetite, but looked at the tabby lines on her body and named her at will, and she had the long-cherished wish of turning a pheasant into a phoenix, so he gave her the name Huang Mo.

In the past hundred years, Jun Carp has not been eaten poor by her in one go, not because of his solid family background, but because of so many years, since I came to see Huang Mo give her snacks, the girls who kissed and touched to cure have increased dramatically in geometric multiples, Huang Mo was young at the beginning, and she was really handsome and well-behaved and cute, and she was greedy a lot.

Eh, these eyes are almost glued to Jun Carp, can you be a little reserved, oops, can this eye be a little more affectionate and sweet, tired of dying of people. Tut-tut is going to talk again, ouch crying back, I said that Master's mouth is very poisonous, why do you want to give away someone's head......

Cultivating immortals has little effect, in addition to being able to speak, plus learning some talisman techniques, coupled with age and direct flight with food consumption, he has not even cultivated a human form for hundreds of years, and he is still cat-like, but his body is a lot plump. provoked Jun Li to hug her for a while and felt that his arm was very sore, and he didn't lift her high anymore.

Huang Mo was shocked that something was wrong, because she was going to lose the favor of her husband, so she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, the next time these girls with spring dreams came again, they all drove away none of them, and there were many fewer dim sums, but they could still move their bodies, and by the way, they would drive away the admirers who were eyeing him for the master, which was the top priority, and the best choice for sustainable development.

Since then, Jun Carp has raised a reputation as a tigress with a quirky temper and a short personality, and it has spread ever since.

Hearing this title, Huang Mo just smiled: It's just a cat, how dare you compete with a tiger. Whoever wants to disobey, I'll care about you.

Jun Carp doesn't have much influence, he has always liked to stay in this Su Ji Mountain, Su Ji Mountain has a prestige on the top of the mountain, which is not a mansion and a high pavilion, and there are tens of millions of servants, but Jun Carp alone occupies a mountain, but lives in a thatched house, outside the house is the baby flowers and plants he personally served, surrounded by an unknown lonely grave.

It's boring to be idle, Huang Mo can still talk to the lonely soul and wild ghost, but it is unknown who is under this grave, and Jun Li has never mentioned it, but when the moon is full, he sits by the lonely grave and drinks with her, and her alcohol consumption is very poor, and Jun Carp has to drag her back every time.

But there are thousands of precautions, and the girls can be prevented from going forward and succeeding, and they can't prevent Jun Carp from wanting to go out of the wall.

One day, when Huang Mo was bathing in the sun and napping, Jun Liyu suddenly picked her up and said: "The flower fairy of the three thousand Taibao invited me to the banquet, I will go out for a few days, you will stay at home, and you must eat my flowers." ”

Huang Mo was stunned for a while, vaguely retrieving Hua Xianjun in his memories, this Xianjun is very different from those rouge fans, because she has never flattered Huang Mo, but has the same hobby of serving flowers and plants as Jun Carp, Hua Xianjun is in charge of the world's flowers and plants, and the flowers and plants planted by Jun Carp on the top of Su Jishan are all rare seeds from her. This Flower Immortal Jun is thoughtful and goes straight to the hearts of the people, and he is quite a difficult opponent to deal with.

Now Jun Carp has gone, and it hasn't fallen into the mouth of the tiger, and there are no bones left to be eaten by this little girl?

Huang Mo is a spirit, taking it as his responsibility to protect his master, and he rolls and screams to go with him. Jun Li couldn't resist her, nodded her nose and said: "Your Highness Huajie's birthday, you have no quality and no rank, and you will be swept out of the house." Do you think that the oil and water have been low recently, and you just want to eat and drink. But if you are obedient, I will put you in my sleeve, and remember not to miss your feet. ”

Huang Mo nodded like pounding garlic, Jun Carp pinched it, put her in his sleeve, a gust of wind rose on the ground, Huang Mo looked from his sleeve, only to see that in an instant, Jun Carp entered the cloud, and fell to the ground after a short time.

Huang Mo obeyed the teacher's orders, held his breath in his sleeve, and did not dare to move.

Jun Carp returned the salute with everyone, chewing the words and saying something that Huang Mo couldn't understand, and listening to the silk and bamboo in his ears, the voices of the people were boiling, but it was very lively. Huang Mo had never seen such a battle, he was full of interest, and just wanted to poke his head out and glance at it quietly, Jun Li held a fruit in his hand and stuffed it into his sleeve, stuffing the dishonest kitten with his mouth.

When Hua Xianjun saw Jun Li, he brushed his sleeves down from the high platform and said happily: "I didn't expect Xingjun to really come, the little woman is really happy." ”

"Thanks to His Royal Highness's many cares, today coincides with His Royal Highness's birthday, I am here to congratulate Your Highness, there is no long thing in the lower body, only to present a flower, a small gift is not a tribute, please don't blame Your Highness."

Huang Mo obviously heard Hua Xianjun's surprise and almost lost his manners, and sighed in his heart, the master asked her what the woman liked the day before yesterday, Huang Mo didn't think about it and said that the woman didn't love flowers, the master sighed, plucked one from her side, and used mana to concentrate, and Hua Bi was born in a short time. If others receive Xu Zhen's love, but for His Royal Highness Hua Xianjun, who is in charge of flowers, he will be surprised when he receives flowers, but he is afraid that he will be happy rather than things.

It's a pity that this Flower Immortal Jun made a mistake with his heart, and regarded this unintentional thing as something else, which is terrible.

Huang Mo shook his head, Jun Li took the plum blossom cake and stuffed it in.

After three rounds of wine, the atmosphere is strong. The fruit plate snacks in front of Jun Carp were almost swept away, and Huang Mo was happy to eat the remnants of the clouds, but he was also sleepy, so he slept in Jun Carp's sleeve. It didn't take long for Jun Carp to hear a faint snoring. It wasn't much noticeable before, but it got bigger and bigger in the back, and it was like thunder.

Hua Xianjun stopped Si Le, raised the wine cup, and expressed his gratitude to the guests, and just said, "Thank you to all the fairy friends-"

"Huhuhu-" Jun Li pinched a snack and ate it.

"Thank you, Su Jishan, distinguished guestsβ€”"

"Huhuhuhu-" Jun Li took the jug and poured himself wine.

The guests looked at each other, and Hua Xianjun tried to smile: "On today's little girl's birthday, you can come and make the Hua Xian Mansion shineβ€”"

"Huhu-" If there is no one next to Jun Carp, it will be automatically ignored.

Hua Xianjun couldn't hold back any longer: "Who dares to disturb my mansion so much?!" ”

Everyone around looked at Jun Carp, and Hua Xianjun hurriedly said: "Xingjun, don't blame, I think it must be a little guy in the flower world who has lost his manners, not ——。 As he spoke, the snoring sounded again, and Hua Xianjun fell on Jun Li's sleeve and was stunned.