Chapter 159: Drunk Escape

Jia Changfeng walked all the way along the cave.

When I got out of the cave, I was surprised, it turned out that this was the "Terracotta Division of the Netherworld".

Only then did he suddenly realize that it seemed that Sima Wenlong had already designed this poisonous plan and dug such a secret passage, which showed how insidious and cunning his heart was.

Afraid of being discovered, he lowered his head and walked straight to the door along the less crowded place.

I was just thinking about getting out, but I was stopped by the Yin soldiers guarding the door after discovering it.

Who are you? Take out the waist card.

Jia Changfeng lowered his head, hurriedly took out the waist card from his waist, and handed it to the guards with both hands.

The guard took a careful look at the waist card, then looked at Jia Changfeng, dressed as a yin soldier, and said, "You can pass."

Jia Changfeng hurriedly put down the waist card, nodded and said "thank you", and hurriedly walked out of the door of the Terracotta Division.

When I came to the bazaar, I bought more than ten jars of good wine, bought a small cart, grabbed these more than ten jars, hummed songs, and pushed the cart to the gate of the Terracotta Division.

The guard's Yin soldiers, seeing so much wine, saliva flowed in their mouths, Jia Changfeng hurriedly took a jar of wine, stuffed it into the arms of the Yin soldiers guarding the door, and said, "Good wine, yours."

The guard's Yin soldiers happily opened the door and let them go.

Jia Changfeng was afraid of being discovered, so he found a piece of cloth, covered the wine, pushed the cart, and slowly walked along the corner of the wall in the direction of the hole.

I saw a team of patrolling Yin soldiers from a distance, and when I looked up, I saw that this was not my former subordinates, how could it be good.

He hurriedly put down the car, grabbed two handfuls of dirt, spat some saliva into mud, and smeared it on his face a few times.

I secretly thought in my heart: "This disguise technique should be able to get through the trick, hehe, although it is not clever, but it is enough to deal with the Yin soldiers patrolling in front of you."

The patrolling Yin soldiers saw Jia Changfeng pushing the cart from afar.

As if he had stabbed a hornet's nest, he rushed up to stop Jia Changfeng, Jia Changfeng shook his head helplessly, and secretly thought in his heart: "Look at this posture, you want to eat me alive, alas, why is the underworld like this."

Jia Changfeng lowered his head and pushed the car forward slowly.

When the patrolling Yin soldiers arrived, they shouted, "Stop me, stop me."

Jia Changfeng raised his head and glanced at the patrolling Yin soldiers, there were more than twenty of them, all of them wearing crooked hats, their hands on their waists, and looking at themselves with slanted eyes.

Hurriedly stopped the car, nodded and said forward: "Brother, this and this."

The patrolling Yin soldier said: "What is this, what is you pushing in the car, open it and check."

Jia Changfeng hurriedly took out a few dark coins from his arms and put them in the hands of the leader of the patrol Yin soldiers with a smile, and kept saying: "Good things, good things, little meaning, little brothers can have a good meal."

When the leader of the patrol Yin soldiers saw the Stygian coin, a smile appeared on his face, and he laughed and asked, "What is in the car?"

"Clothes, change of clothes", Jia Changfeng quietly stuffed a wad of dark coins into the hands of the leader of the patrol Yin soldiers, and said with a smile.

Oh, it turned out to be a change of clothes, didn't you say it earlier, how long will it take me to delay, let's go, let's go, the leader of the patrol Yin soldiers said with a smile.

Jia Changfeng replied, "Thank you, sir, thank you, sir," as he said, he pushed into the car and left in a hurry.

Watching Jia Changfeng walk away, the leader of the patrolling Yin soldiers laughed heartily.

His Yin soldiers asked, "Why is the leader laughing?"

"Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid, you can have a good meal again at noon. Let's go to the most luxurious hotel in the underworld, the Xudu Hotel, for one meal per meal."

The patrol Yin soldiers under his command, that one was happy, and said one by one: "The leader is smart, the leader is LinkedIn."

Nonsense, can you be your leader if you are not smart, follow me and do a good job, and in the future, let the fragrant and spicy ones be saved, and the ghosts will be born in a lifetime, and they must not treat their stomachs badly, otherwise they will be sorry for the immortals of the eight generations of their ancestors. The leader of the patrolling Yin soldiers said proudly.

"Truth, this is definitely truth, the word of the boss is the truth", the hundred soldiers echoed one by one.

"Truth back, what bullshit truth, I see whoever fills your stomach is the truth," said the leader of the patrolling Yin soldiers.

The minds of these patrolling Yin soldiers had already run to the Yudu Hotel, where did they still have the heart to listen to the leader's speech.

Before he could hear clearly, he said eagerly: "Yes, yes, truth, truth, absolute truth".

"What, what are you talking about", the leader of the patrolling Yin soldiers turned around and asked fiercely.

The patrolling Yin soldiers, this one came back to his senses and found that they had said the wrong thing.

The words spoken are like water spilled out, and no matter how much you say it, you can't say it back.

hurriedly played the round and said: "We are sincerely following the eldest brother, but we are nervous and say the wrong thing."

Let's go, let's go, if it's wrong, it's wrong, and if it's right, it's over, the leader of the patrol coin waved his hand impatiently and said.

This group of patrolling Yin soldiers hurriedly took off their official uniforms, changed into ordinary people's clothes, and sneaked out of the gate of the Terracotta Division, and came to the most luxurious hotel in the Netherworld, the Yudu Hotel.

I ordered a table of good dishes, served a few jars of good wine, and began to eat and drink, talking and laughing one by one, eating happily, and getting carried away with drinking, and had already finished the patrol business.

The leader of the patrol Yin Soldier picked up his wine glass and thought about it and said, "This kid with a cart, I seem to have seen it somewhere, and the sound seems to be very familiar."

I can't remember it at this time, you look at my memory, it looks familiar, but I can't remember it.

One of the yin soldiers under his command said: "Boss, you are thinking too much, is it that your eyes are spent, and your ears are also problematic, just such a little soldier with a dirty face, either feeding pigs, cooking, and more likely digging toilets, you are so noble, how can you know such a little deflated three?" ”

Fuck, you can't speak, you can't speak, you can shut your mouth if you can't speak, delicious food can't stop your mouth, Lao Tzu's ears are not a problem, and there is no problem with his eyes, wait for me to have a problem, first beat your kid's ears out of the problem. The leader of the patrol Yin soldiers said with an unhappy expression.

The Yin soldiers under his command hurriedly explained: "Big brother, I didn't mean that, I mean to say, how can such a dirty boy be worthy of knowing such a noble big brother?" ”

Well, this sounds okay, less nonsense, don't be so much sycophant, come on, brothers, drink in a big bowl, eat meat in a big piece, and live a chic life, this is what patrolling and returning to the Yin soldiers looks like, don't embarrass Lao Tzu, today's wine tube is enough, the meat tube is full, eat with confidence, drink with confidence.

The patrolling Yin soldiers hurriedly picked up the wine glasses, drank them in a big gulp, and said while drinking: "Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother, in the future, I will be willing to go up the sword mountain and go down the sea of fire for the big brother."

Drink, come, drink.

The leader of the patrol Yin soldiers picked up a big bowl and drank it all, and the patrol Yin soldiers, who had a small amount of alcohol, were already drunk unconscious, and fell asleep under the table.

With this amount of alcohol, it is also worth mixing with Lao Tzu, no matter if they continue to drink.

A few Yin soldiers who had a good amount of alcohol accompanied the leader of the patrolling Yin soldiers, and drank wine in large bowls.

After a while, more than a dozen jars of wine were swept away, and one by one they fell asleep on the table.

The leader of the patrol was still shouting in his sleep: "Brother come to drink, big bowl drink".

Jia Changfeng evaded the interrogation of the patrolling Yin soldiers, pushed the car and walked forward.

As he walked, he thought: "This dark underworld is really rich enough to make ghosts grind, spend a little money and just go in and out of the Soldiers and Horses all the way."

When he was about to reach the entrance of the cave, Jia Changfeng glanced around, feeling that there were no Yin soldiers.

Pushing the cart, he got into the tunnel and gently closed the door of the tunnel.

Then head down the tunnels.

After walking for a while, he came to the place guarded by the Yin Soldiers.

Said loudly: "Brothers, come and move the wine, hurry up and move the wine"!

The Yin soldiers, who had been suffocating in the cave for a long time, heard that there was wine to drink.

Just like a fly smelling fishy, a swarm of bees all ran over, and one person and one jar ran forward with wine in their arms.

Jia Changfeng came to the general-like Yin soldiers.

Before Jia Changfeng could speak.

The general-like Yin soldier laughed and said while laughing.

Why did your face become like this, did you fall into the mud and break your head?

Jia Changfeng pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Hey, sir, sir, I almost can't see you."

"What's going on, let's hear it as soon as possible", the general-looking Yin soldier shouted angrily.

It's better not to say it, so as not to hurt everyone's harmony, Jia Changfeng deliberately used this language to stimulate the general-like Yin soldiers.

"What is not harmonious, you quickly explain to Lao Tzu truthfully, lest I beat you."

Jia Changfeng deliberately pretended to be very nervous and said: "When I went out, I met the Yin soldiers on patrol, stopped my vehicle, and if I had to check it carefully, I wanted to confiscate these wines that honored the chief."

I didn't let them confiscate it, so they put my head in the mud and rubbed it back and forth, and at last I was what I am now, and I didn't bother with them, but hurriedly took out the money and spent a lot of money to redeem it."

I wanted to leave and not drink any more, but the villain would definitely do what the chief ordered, so he begged them for mercy before letting me go.

The general-like Yin soldier scolded angrily: "God-damn straight thief, dare to block my things, didn't you report my name."

Jia Changfeng added fuel and vinegar and said: "I reported the name of the chief, but it's okay not to report it, and they won't let me go for this report."

The leader of the patrol should say: "What is difficult is your things, and I have the ability to ask you to take it, I don't dare to say more, so I can only take out the money and use the money to buy the road, and then I got out and saw you."

The general-like Yin soldier was so angry that he shouted, when Lao Tzu went out, he must scrape this kid alive, see how capable he is, he dares to break ground on Tai Sui's head, and pull teeth out of the tiger's mouth.

Jia Changfeng saw that the effect of anger had been achieved.

Hurriedly said: "The chief is angry, the chief is angry, I bought the best wine, filial piety to all the brothers, please taste it, if it is not delicious, I will continue to buy it, and I will rest when I get drunk today."

Well, I'm really, okay, just listen to you, get drunk.

Come on, everyone come to drink, the general-like Yin soldier shouted loudly.

The Yin soldiers heard the shouts of drinking and hurried over.

At this time, Jia Changfeng had already opened the wine and hurriedly served one, dedicated it to the general-like Yin soldier, and said: "Sir, please drink, sir, drink first."

The general-like Yin soldier took the wine jar in Jia Changfeng's hand and drank it in a big gulp like boiling water.

Drunkenly said: "Brothers, come and drink, drink and have spirits."

Jia Changfeng, who was standing next to him, saw that the Yin soldiers began to drink.

Hurriedly said to the general-like Yin soldiers: "I'll go to stand guard again, brothers shout, I'll report anything immediately."

The general-like Yin soldier gave a thumbs up and said: "You are a good person, you have worked hard, go ahead, you will have more benefits in the future."

Jia Changfeng hurriedly slipped to the entrance of the cave, carefully observed the situation around the entrance of the cave, and planned how to escape with all the people behind him.

In the cave, all the guards began to drink, noisy sounds, the sound of fists were intertwined, led by the Yin soldiers who looked like generals, and took turns to take turns with the altar and take a sip of you.

In a moment, he drank the dozen jars of wine, and fell asleep on the ground one by one.

Jia Changfeng hurriedly took off the clothes of the general-like Yin soldier and put them on himself, and ran to the cave like a fly.

Calling his Yin soldiers, he hurriedly gave the order and moved forward quickly.

After a while, everyone walked up, and Jia Changfeng hurriedly ordered his Yin soldiers to take off the clothes of a few soldiers.

It was handed to the four brothers, Li Zhong and Huiming, the king of Qin Guang.

Hurriedly said: "Hurry up and put it on, hurry up and return it, I'm afraid they will wake up."

King Qin Guang hesitated and didn't want to change the clothes of the Yin soldiers.

Xiao Feng, who was standing on the side, said viciously: "What are you still rubbing here, do you want to stay here and eat them alive, hurry up and change."

King Qin Guang saw Xiao Feng with an angry face, and reluctantly lowered his head and slowly changed his clothes.

Jia Changfeng said again: "Hurry up and change the waist card from the waist of the Yin soldier and leave quickly."

Everyone listened to Jia Changfeng's words, hurriedly changed their waist cards, and lined up in a long queue and quickly walked out of the hole.

After leaving the entrance of the cave, King Qin Guang was taken aback and said loudly: "Isn't this the Terracotta Division of the Netherworld Mansion, it turns out to be Sima Wenlong's ......."

Before he finished speaking, Jia Changfeng covered his mouth with his hand.

"Can you say a few words, you are telling them that we have escaped, right, it is really not enough to achieve and more than to fail."

As soon as King Qin Guang heard this, he reacted, and hurriedly whispered, "Understood, understood, please, uncle, you let go of my mouth first."

Seeing King Qin Guang's funny appearance, Jia Changfeng couldn't cry or laugh, and let go of the hand covering King Qin Guang's mouth.

glared fiercely and said: "From now on, shut your mouth, don't allow you to speak, and keep your head down, your popular star face is too conspicuous."

After speaking, he grabbed two handfuls of soil from the ground, spit a few mouthfuls of spit, and mixed them into mud.

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