Chapter 23: My damn charm with nowhere to put it

"That's right, didn't you say that Xi Ning invited you to come, then you should have contact information, as long as you can make Xi Ning's phone light up, my sister can apologize to you."

Mu Mu stood beside Fan Qiaoqiao, hugged his shoulders calmly and began to watch the excitement.

Fan Qiaoqiao's face changed rapidly, and he didn't speak for a long time. She didn't move, and the tourists around her understood everything.

"Yo, that's lying. I'll just say that the ghost bride is not that kind of person.,It's probably just an ordinary friend.,I want to rub it when I see someone's ghost bride on fire.,It's a pity that the brain is a little bit not good.,I want to frame people haven't been framed yet.。 ”

"Little girl, I advise you to hurry up, it doesn't matter if you don't look as good as our deer classmates, your IQ is not online, don't be embarrassed here."

"If you want to be famous, strip naked and run a few laps on the street, maybe you can make social news headlines, if you can't do it, save some money to find a good doctor, don't move those crooked thoughts every day, it's so easy to be exposed, waste other people's time, not to mention that the viewing sense is still very bad, I want to give you a bad review."

As soon as everyone gossiped, Fan Qiaoqiao's face couldn't hold back, she glared at Lu Xining fiercely and turned around and ran away, not even daring to say a cruel word.

Back in the staff dressing room, Lu Xining suddenly raised her hand and touched her little face, and looked at Mu Mu with resentment, "I have a question." ”

"Huh?" Mu Mu took a step back, she knew Lu Xining too well, every time Lu Xining looked at her like this, it was not good.

didn't even ask, Mu Mu apologized directly, "Sister! It's my fault that all the mistakes are made, please forgive me, can I invite you to a big meal? ”

Lu Xi blinked, his eyes became even more resentful, "Mu Mu, why do you say that when the two of us are together, you are the one who has a hot temper and fights and kills, but the person who is hated in the end is always me?" ”

Mu Mu: "......"

"You were the one who said she was going to beat Fan Qiaoqiao, she glared at me when she left, if it wasn't for me, she would have been beaten a long time ago, why doesn't the girl know to be grateful?"

Lu Xi touched his little face, and added faintly: "Alas, sure enough, beautiful and kind people always attract hatred, my damn charm that has nowhere to put it~"

……

After a few jokes, Lu Xining and Mu Mu didn't take Fan Qiaoqiao to heart, the two of them had already defined Fan Qiaoqiao into the 'mentally retarded' group, if they were to deal with the mentally retarded, wouldn't it lower their IQ level?

After putting on makeup, Lu Xining came to the ghost bride's palace from the staff passage, and the haunted house officially opened for business at nine o'clock, and tourists entered one after another.

She sat on the swing, listening to the voice of her colleague in the headphones, and looked outside the palace.

A group of ten tourists had already run outside the palace under the chase of the 'ghost', and the tourists who had been scared and screamed all their eyes lit up when they saw Lu Xining.

"Wow, the real-life version of the ghost bride, she looks thinner than on TV, so beautiful!"

"Xiaolu, are you tired from sitting on it, I brought you snacks and milk tea, can you come down and eat some?"

Lu Xining pulled the corners of her mouth in embarrassment, and had a headache.

Since that episode of the variety show aired, she has never scared tourists again. Even a timid girl can smile and talk in front of her, where is her dignity as a ghost master?

"Rigao builds a greenhouse, feasts relatives and friends, and lights up the sedan chair in front of the door......"

"The night is coming, the dark clouds cover the moon, a single drum, a single number, a single suona, and the ...... of the marryed"

"The cave room is spent on the night of candles, when the ghost asks for his life...... The one who marries the deceased, the surviving who marries the deceased......"

Ethereal voices echoed all around, and Luxi stared at his fixed lines, but the tourists became even more excited.

"That's it, it's so feeling! It's like I'm playing a haunted house with Boss Hiko, so excited! ”

"Sister Xiaolu, I heard that I can bribe you to clear the customs directly with the poster of the Yan BOSS, this is a rare version of the poster that I have treasured for a long time, do you want it?" A girl opens her backpack and shakes the poster in her hand.

The environment in the haunted house was dark, and the girl was afraid that Lu Xining would not be able to see clearly, so she deliberately turned on the flash of her mobile phone to illuminate the poster.

When he saw the handsome man on the poster, Lu Xining's face was full of bitterness, "The boss won't let me let you out without permission, if I let you out, I will be deducted from my salary, you better find clues to clear the customs." ”

"There are so many ghosts outside, how can we find clues, Sister Xiaolu, will you let us out, okay?,This is a CD with a set of posters.,There is an autograph of the Yan boss on it.。

"Deal!"

Lu Xining immediately pressed the mechanism, the swing landed from the sky, she took the poster and CD with a smile, and looked heroic, "If you deduct your salary, you will deduct your salary, no matter how much money you have, it is not as important as Brother Yan." ”

"Hahaha, Sister Xiaolu, you are so cute, I knew you would definitely agree, can we take a picture?"

Lu Xi Ning readily agreed, and after taking a group photo, she clapped her palms to attract everyone's attention: "Okay, then I'll let you out, all the eleven of you are lined up, just follow me and walk out slowly." ”

"Eleven?" The girl who delivered the poster shook her head and said, "No, Sister Xiaolu, you counted wrong, there are only ten of us, and the ghost marriage scene can only enter ten tourists at a time?" ”

"Ah...... Oh, yes. Lu Xining lowered his head, as if he had only reacted after realizing it, "The underworld wedding scene can only come in ten tourists at a time, but I took it eleven times when I took a group photo just now, isn't it!" ”

"Could it be what?"

"Our haunted house used to be...... Crematorium, when I first came to work, I heard from my seniors that someone had been sent in for incineration before they died, and it was so miserable! I heard that the man's soul has been refusing to leave, and then the crematorium can't be opened, is it ...... Was he taking a picture with me just now? ”

Lu Xining's eyes widened, and he retreated in panic, "What should I do, he must be hiding among you, you ...... Do you know each other? Can you find him? ”

"We don't know each other, but the haunted house arranged for us to come in together. Sister Deer, are you scaring us? ”

"How could I possibly joke about such a thing! The crematorium will stop for five days in order to prevent the living from being burned to death, but his family is in a hurry to fight for the property, so they let people burn it immediately, how unjustly and tragically they die......" Lu Xining took a step back, grabbed a person casually and said eagerly: "Let's run, the seniors said that when the number of tourists is not right, run quickly, I will tell you everything, if you are entangled, don't blame me." ”

She turned and ran, and a charred arm suddenly fell to the ground.

The person who was grabbed by Lu Xining's arm slowly raised his head, revealing a face full of burn marks, "You said that person seems to be me, you ...... They all care about me, stay with me! ”

"Ahhhh Hell! What the hell!! Lu Xi Ning shouted at the top of his throat, taking the lead in drilling the entrance, and the rest of the tourists hurriedly followed, only to find that Lu Xi Ning was gone, and the monster with a scorched face was following them, roaring and chasing them.

A scream came from the staff passage, Lu Xining turned around and reappeared, and the girl listened to the screams of the tourists with satisfaction, sitting on the swing and swinging her calves leisurely.

"Life is meaningless if you don't scare tourists! So I have to change the way to scare others, what a nice scream, this is the motivation for me to continue working! ”

The sonorous sound sounded, the swing carried Lu Xining into the air again, and a man with a scorched face came out of the staff passage, he covered the staff passage, smiled at Lu Xining, and hid in the shadows again.

……

More than ten days passed, and the last issue of "Our Vacation" arrived as scheduled. Looking at himself on TV, Lu Xining was in a trance.

"Sister, do you drink?"

Mu Mu sat next to Lu Xining and handed over a bottle of beer, "I know that when you watch the show and recall the bits and pieces with Shen Chengyan, you must have a thousand words to say, such as Brother Shen dancing with you, you eating a boxed lunch in the same room, and Brother Shen also took the initiative to help you and something like that." But these sisters don't want to hear it. ”

"It's the same chasing stars, learning hip-hop dance, and working in a haunted house, you saw the idol twice, held your little hand and danced again, leaving so many good memories, and my sister didn't even see a single leg hair of Xu Bojun! If you dare to tell your sister about your lovesickness, I'll kill you! ”

Lu Xi condensed his neck and laughed dryly, and hurriedly handed Mu Mu a piece of fried chicken, "Beautiful Mu Mu little fairy, you misunderstood me, I just think I'm so ugly on TV, no wonder others say that I am ten pounds fat on camera, it's really ugly." ”

"Hmph."

Mu Mu snorted arrogantly, picked up his mobile phone and said impatiently: "Fan Qiaoqiao is too much, a few days after going back last time, he actually ran to our campus to hack you online." Those classmates who didn't know anything also echoed it, and also posted Fan Qiaoqiao's post to Weibo, which made me angry! ”

"Tomorrow, we must shoot the ironic video, and after the shooting, I will send it to the group of classmates to see who will help Fan Qiaoqiao speak again!"

Saying that, Mu Mu opened the short video software, and the private messages were full as usual, she clicked on a few casually, but did not reply to any of them.

Lu Xi leaned on the sofa, patted Mu Mu on the shoulder and said casually: "What kind of person Fan Qiaoqiao is, the classmates know it, but some people deliberately pretend not to know, and some people want to do things when they are idle, what are you doing when you are angry with them." ”

"Look at my dancing session, my pas de deux with Brother Shen!"

Mu Mu hurriedly raised his hand, but the corner of his eye suddenly swept to his mobile phone, and the latest message in the private message jumped into his eyes, [Buy the script, 500,000 times. 】

She was stunned for a moment, thinking that she had read it wrong, and hurriedly clicked on the private message, "...... It turned out to be true? ”

"Xining, someone buys a script from us, 500,000 times, is it teasing us?"

"What script...... I'll wait until I'm done watching the show. Lu Xi stared at the TV, looking at himself above and staring at the shining Shen Chengyan, with very complicated feelings.

It wasn't until the show was over that she looked back at Mu Mu, "What script did you say, someone bought the script from us?" ”

"Well, if you want to buy a script of brotherhood with us, it's similar to our girlfriends." Mu Mu stared at Lu Xining, his face was a little wrong, "I contacted him while you were watching the show, and after we added WeChat, he directly transferred me 200,000 yuan as a deposit, I ...... I'm a little confused now. ”

As tens of millions of Internet celebrities, they have only been famous for a short time, and Lu Xining and Mu Mu cherish their reputation very much, never indiscriminately accept promotions and endorsements, and have never started live broadcasts, so they have not earned a penny until now.

In addition to the name of tens of millions of Internet celebrities, Lu Xining and Mu Mu are just ordinary college students, and when they saw 200,000 at once, the two were surprised and a little scared.

"200,000...... Say turn it around? It can't be a liar, right? ”