Chapter 22: A pee is hard to find

There are all kinds of messy sets in the live broadcast room, and there are so many gifts that they are flying.

almost swept up the live broadcast room.

Lao Cai glanced at Bai Xiaochuan, which means that buddy wants to show up.

Bai Xiaochuan understood and shook his head slightly.

Lao Cai said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Ladies and gentlemen, bear with me, today's live broadcast ends here, please pay attention to the next live broadcast time......

There was a wail in the live broadcast room......

I'm a neurotic: "The ghost sees the big guy, seeks the truth, the little one is willing to be a cow and a horse for you, I just hope to learn a little bit of your ghost skills......"

Twenty-five eighty-thousand: "Big guy, big guy, don't go, please give us a chance to see our true faces......"

Never have a face: "Big guy, big guy, I want to worship you as a teacher......"

There are countless similar wails, and the live broadcast room was instantly swiped by various gifts.

Lao Cai Xin said that this can't be too much, and said: "My brother is very low-key, so everyone will die of this heart......

As soon as his words came out, the people in the live broadcast room cried to death.

Countless crying expressions popped out.

Then Lao Cai said: "But it's okay to say a few words to you......"

After listening to Lao Cai's words, everyone in the live broadcast room immediately became excited again.

I met a ghost around the corner: "Lao Cai, get out, I want to listen to the teachings of the great god......"

Killing ghosts without seeing blood: "I have sat up straight, ready to listen to the heavenly voice of the great god!" ”

I had a date with the Dead Ghost: "Everybody is quiet......"

In fact, there is no need for him to say it, everyone has been holding their breath in front of the screen, listening to the speakers, for fear of missing the big guy's teachings.

After a few seconds, everyone heard a slight voice say: "Actually, you don't have to be like this, I'm just an ordinary exorcist like everyone else......"

Listen, how low-key the big guy is, an ordinary exorcist, this word, this tone, is simply admirable!

"Today I will teach you a practical trick to exorcise ghosts......"

, the great god himself taught the method of exorcism!

Everyone's hearts are beating "thump", although the great god said it is simple, but the means of the great god pit ghost are definitely not simple.

"Actually, to deal with ordinary ghosts, I here specifically refer to the ghosts who do not eat one to nine grades There is a very simple method, after many years of experiments, the effect is first-class, although it will not make the ghosts die immediately, it can also greatly reduce the combat effectiveness of the ghosts......"

Bai Xiaochuan's words were said one after another, and everyone was itching in their hearts, and they all listened carefully.

"Ghosts are most afraid of filthy things, and the more filthy the better, such as defecating and defecating......"

"The two more powerful ones are the child's urine and the geranium red dragon ......"

I eat salt to you eat rice: "Great God, does it really work?" And that boy pee I know what it is, it's the child's urine, what is the geranium red dragon? ”

, people in your world haven't seen this to this point, and they don't know this kind of special title.

But she asked the question that was on everyone's mind.

Bai Xiaochuan continued to say deeply: "Tongzi's urine does not refer to the child's urine, it refers to Yangguan...... It is the urine of a man who has not lost his body, of course, the younger the better, and the geranium refers to women's menstruation, and the red dragon is the used sanitary napkin......"

This popularization was suddenly realized.

But does this really work?

Many people have doubts, even Lao Cai is drumming in his heart, these two things are really so magical?

If it's true, it's just too good for the exorcism world, these two things are not wasteful, easy to find, and powerful, everyone exorcises ghosts, don't say anything, first throw off the ghost with a bloody face......

, that picture is too beautiful, I can't imagine it!

But whether it's true or not, everyone doesn't question it too much, because these two things are not difficult to find, and you can know if you try it.

And the great god is so unfathomable, there is no need to smash his own signboard.

met a ghost around the corner: "Lao Cai, sell me a pot of your urine......"

There was silence in the live broadcast room for a while, and then it broke out again.

"Lao Cai, Lao Cai, I'll give a thousand ...... for a pot"

"Paralysis, you look down on Lao Cai so much, I'll give you two thousand ......"

"Damn it, is it easy for a fifty-year-old bachelor to save some urine? I'll give five thousand ......"

Bai Xiaochuan was shocked, and looked at Lao Cai with a monster-looking look: "I wiped it, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, you are actually a virgin?" ”

His surprised voice came into the live broadcast room.

Immediately, there was a humane: "Great god, you don't know, Lao Cai has a firm stance and has maintained a virgin body for fifty years, although he is older, I estimate that Lao Cai will definitely be hard to find in the future......"

It's hard to find a pee......

This is really a person, Bai Xiaochuan was speechless.

Lao Cai's face is green, and it is difficult to find a pee, doesn't this expose Lao Tzu's privacy!

The live broadcast room was in a mess, and everyone was begging to buy Lao Cai's boy urine.

At this moment, 25800000 suddenly said to me that I would eat salt and you would eat rice: "Millet, I have wrapped ...... of your sanitary napkins this month"

As soon as the 258,000 words came out, a large number of people immediately shifted their target and said, "I eat salt, come to you to eat rice."

"Xiaomi, Xiaomi, you have to be bigger this month, otherwise you won't be able to sell enough!"

"I'll give a thousand, Xiaomi, please sell me your used sanitary napkins......"

"Sister Xiaomi, is it in stock?"

"Fuck your sister, I don't have enough for myself......" I eat salt and you eat rice and scolded.

"Don't, Sister Xiaomi, you have that stuff every month, but buddy doesn't, we're not virgins anymore, let's discuss, how about giving me the first one every month?"

Bai Xiaochuan couldn't cry or laugh, what kind of people are these, are they so unserious in the exorcism world?

He knew that it was not easy to be an exorcist, every time he exorcised a ghost, it was a matter of life, and it was very difficult for Shenhuo to deal with a ghost without food, and he basically had to be a higher level to deal with it.

Now there is such an easy way, who doesn't want to try, once it succeeds, it's a layer of security is not.

That's why everyone is so eager.

Seeing the chaos in the live broadcast room, Bai Xiaochuan couldn't help but hold his forehead, what did Lao Tzu do?

He knew that in this world, technology was developing much faster than the earth, but his understanding of ghosts and monsters was only scratching, but he didn't expect everyone's reaction to be so big.

On Earth, something that even children know has caused such an uproar here.

Lao Cai said with a stinky face: "This is the end of today's live broadcast......"

Paralyzed, Lao Tzu is still a virgin at the age of fifty and sad things, why do you feel so happy in your mouth?

"Lao Cai, don't don't, don't be, you should think about the boy's urine!"

"Remember to drink more water when you go back, buddy asks for ......"

Your sister, I can't bear it!

Lao Cai directly turned off the live broadcast.

Su Zihan, who had been in a daze on the virtual screen of the computer, looked at the people in the live broadcast room in a daze, asking for boy urine and red dragons, is what this guy said true?

What did he say to himself during the day......

As soon as he thought of this, Su Zihan felt uneasy, is what this guy said true?