Chapter 16: The First Big Melon in the Three Realms [60 Monthly Pass Plus Update]

The Jade Emperor was stunned.

If it is said that when Tai Bai Xing Li Changgeng rebelled against the water, the Jade Emperor's anger still had the element of pretending, but Li Jing immediately rebelled again, and the Jade Emperor was really completely angry.

Not only angry, but also confused.

What's going on here?

Whether it is Tai Bai Xing or Li Jing, they are all die-hard emperors.

The vast Heavenly Court, in fact, many immortals have great backgrounds, they are only nominally loyal to the Heavenly Court, but the Jade Emperor does not move at all.

The people who the Jade Emperor can command are all his henchmen.

And Tai Bai Xing and Li Jing are the two henchmen who are most popular with him, and they have always been loyal to him.

Unexpectedly, the sexy Taibai and the loyal Li Jing both fought back online.

It's really a big shame for him to lose face this time.

Moreover, the beings of the Three Realms obviously have a deep memory.

Li Jing continued his performance, although his legs and stomach kept shaking.

"Heavenly Court looks magnificent, but in fact hides filth. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have no feelings at all, and they each have their own teams, and the two of them are fighting for power and profit in the heavenly court, which makes us immortals miserable. ”

"I'm the most hardcore emperor, and I don't know how powerful the Jade Emperor is. It stands to reason that the Jade Emperor has practiced since he was a child and has endured 1,750 tribulations. Every catastrophe should be 129,600 years, even if a pig lives for so many years and goes through so many tribulations, he will definitely become an immortal and an ancestor, not to mention the Jade Emperor. But since he became the Great Heavenly Venerable, he has never done it himself, and when there is something, he will send someone to Lingshan to invite the Buddha, and he doesn't want any face. Faun, you said that this old coward hides himself so deeply, who do you want to hide? ”

This question has been bothering Li Jing for a long time, and with the blessing of the golden microphone, Li Jing accidentally said his true thoughts.

Mu Zhi smiled and said, "With the strength of the Jade Emperor, there are not many powers in the Three Realms that can make him so careful, right?" ”

Li Jing wanted to shake his head, but involuntarily nodded in agreement, "It's not just that there aren't many, there are only two in total, one is the Taishang Dao Ancestor who is away from the Heavenly Doushi Palace, and the other is the Buddha of Lingshan." Da Tianzun has been hiding his strength, he must be one of the two who want to yin, and it is more likely that he wants to catch both of them. ”

Bang!

The Jade Emperor slapped on the Haotian Mirror.

But it's embarrassing, Haotian Mirror is the treasure of his enlightenment, and it is not broken.

The immortals can still see the live broadcast below through the Haotian Mirror.

The Jade Emperor's face was pale, and he wanted to close this live broadcast, but he felt that he was deceiving himself.

The beings of the Three Realms are all staring at Huaguo Mountain, what's the use of him cutting off the live broadcast?

The immortals present could also know what Li Jing said through other channels.

So, there is no point in covering your ears and stealing the bell.

The Jade Emperor's eyes flickered, but he actually suppressed his anger and continued to watch.

Huaguo Mountain.

Li Jing still continued to complain, Mu Zhi's eyebrows fluttered when he listened, and all beings in the Three Realms were also amazed, only the complaining guest before Li Jing was too platinum star Li Changgeng smiled bitterly.

He was back to normal now, but he knew he had made a big mistake.

Originally, Tai Bai Xing was still thinking about how to remedy it, but when he saw Li Jing like this, Tai Bai Xing accepted his fate.

There is no remedy.

Makiyuki clearly wants to make things bigger.

Unless the Jade Emperor learns from the tortoise, this kind of thing can be endured, otherwise he and Li Jing will definitely be settled by the Jade Emperor.

It is precisely because it is a hardcore emperor that Tai Baixing understands the true nature of the Jade Emperor better, the Jade Emperor is by no means a magnanimous Great Heavenly Venerable, and if he is targeted by the Jade Emperor, he may die one day.

There was only one way left for him - to follow the Faun.

Kill the heavenly court, kill the Jade Emperor, he is the founding hero of the new dynasty.

Li Changgeng quickly made up his mind.

To change the mountain, you need to use the name certificate to show your sincerity.

The complaint just now was forced, not his own behavior, Tai Bai Xing knew it, so he had to stand on the side of the Faun without being designed, so that he could gain the trust of the Faun.

Thinking of this, Tai Bai Xing coughed lightly and slowly spoke, "What Li Tianwang said makes sense, and I think so too." ”

Li Jing's side stopped abruptly, and the eyes that looked at Tai Bai Xing were extremely incredible.

What he says now is actually out of control, but what's going on with the Tai Bai Xing?

Really anti-water?

Tai Bai Xing glanced at him and transmitted his thoughts to Li Jing, who could only smile bitterly after hearing it.

He and Tai Bai Xing's situation is exactly the same.

No, he's in a worse position.

Tai Bai Xing also has a bull brother, Taishang Laojun can at least guarantee that Tai Bai Xing will not die.

He doesn't have a backer like Taishang Laojun.

Even an immortal with a big backer like Tai Bai Xing has changed his position, and he has no choice.

So Li Jing also figured it out

The god of the Faun clearly wanted to fight with the Jade Emperor, and now in the eyes of the beings of the Three Realms, he was already clearly on the side of the God of Faun.

It doesn't matter what the reason is, that's the reality.

Therefore, Li Jing also became single.

"Faun, in fact, I have long been fed up with the Jade Emperor's bird spirit in Heaven over the years, and I, Li Jing, want to go to heaven to seek the well-being of all people, not to be the Jade Emperor's lackey. Now that the Jade Emperor is perverse, he wants to be unfavorable to you and the holy monkey, Li Jing does not want to be in the same stream with him, and is willing to join your door and fight for the sentient beings of the Three Realms, please take it in. ”

Li Tianwang was an open-minded person, and he directly knelt on the ground.

Mu Zhi smiled, immediately helped Li Jing up, and said seriously, "I'm good, whether it's the holy monkey, I don't like others to kneel." All people are created equal, and you don't have to say that we are all equal in terms of personality, we can be comrades with each other, and there is no relationship between superiors and subordinates. ”

Li Jing was moved to tears.

In fact, I didn't believe a word in my heart.

Mu Zhi also knew that Li Jing didn't believe a word, it didn't matter, as long as someone believed it.

Attracting talented people with doctrine is far more reliable than attracting talented people with interests.

In the past, the logistics company under the leadership of President Chang rose with doctrine.

Later, President Chang's doctrine deteriorated, and the logistics company he created soon collapsed.

Makiyuki won't deteriorate, and he doesn't have any intentions for Journey to the West anyway.

He just wants to make trouble and lead the people of the Three Realms to the road of prosperity and strength.

What a great sentiment.

Mu Zhi looked at Li Jing and said in his heart I haven't heard it yet.

"Li Tianwang, I have always believed that the word fairness is very important. It is not fair that the Heavenly Court enslaves sentient beings and is in charge of the weddings and funerals of the beings of the Three Realms, while the beings of the Three Realms know nothing about the Heavenly Court. You and Tai Bai Xing were both high-ranking officials in the Heavenly Court, and we are just here to solve your doubts, so let's all hear what the Heavenly Court is really like. ”

Li Jing's face was bitter.

Isn't that enough?

Obviously, not enough.

Who hasn't gossiped yet?

The beings of the Three Realms all looked at Li Jing and Tai Bai Xing expectantly.

Li Jing and Tai Baixing glanced at each other, and they both saw the bitterness in each other's eyes.

Now that you are on the thief ship, you can only go one way to the dark.

They understood that Makiyuki was also cutting off their back road.

The more they behave, the more Makiyuki will trust them.

There is no chance to be a wall grass, so I can only perform well and win the attention of the Faun and the Holy Monkey.

Li Jing and Tai Bai Xing are both decisive people, and they quickly recognized the reality and continued to break the news according to Mu Zhi's intentions.

The Journey to the West version of "Tucao Conference" was officially launched.

The main coffee of the first phase - Jade Emperor Datianzun.

In the first issue, the guests complained about Tai Bai Xing and Li Jing.

The style is particularly vigorous, much more exciting than the "Tucao Conference" of the goose factory.

The number of hits exceeded 10 billion.

Countless viewers watched it online in real time, and it was an enjoyable thing to listen to.

The complaining guests really dare to say it.

Li Jing: "The Jade Emperor regards the Chang'e Fairy as his own forbidden body, and no matter which male immortal approaches the Guanghan Palace, he will be punished by the Jade Emperor." But the ridiculous thing is that the heavens stipulate that immortals cannot have private feelings, and if any immortals dare to teach and receive privately, they will violate the rules of heaven and will be sent to the heavenly prison. This is a typical example of only allowing the Jade Emperor to set fires, and not allowing immortals to light lamps. ”

"There is something even more ridiculous, the Jade Emperor likes Fairy Chang'e, it's not news, but who does the Queen Mother like?" ”

Li Jing's eyes widened.

Makiyuki's eyes lit up.

Big melon.

I didn't expect to be able to eat the queen mother's melon.

Li Jing "The Queen Mother is in charge of the Heavenly Rules, and the immortals can't have feelings is her rule, and she also has someone she likes?" ”

Li Jing really didn't know about it.

Tai Bai Xing stroked his beard and smiled, and his smile was very lewd, "At first, I thought that the Queen Mother was a stone girl, but later my brother told me that the Queen Mother admired an unspeakable male fairy." It is precisely because it cannot be said that it cannot be obtained, so the Queen Mother gradually became perverted, and she couldn't get it herself, and she didn't let other immortals get it. ”

Li Jing was excited.

Gossip is something that even immortals can't resist.

"Who is this male fairy?" Li Jing asked.

The beings of the Three Realms all stared at the Tai Bai Xing.

Even the Jade Emperor looked at him.

The Jade Emperor felt that his head was gradually changing color.

No matter how much Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are, they can't bear this kind of thing.

Tai Bai Xing confided the truth, "You must not guess this person, it is the ...... who seems to be incompatible with the Queen Mother."

Speaking of which, Tai Bai Xing did not continue.

Li Jing wanted to kill Tai Bai Xing.

Makiyuki also thought.

"Lao Li, you will be cut like this, do you know?" The secluded path of the pastor.

Tai Bai Xing clasped his hands together and said to the shepherd, "Faun, if I tell this immortal, I will definitely be hunted down by the Jade Emperor Da Tianzun, the Queen Mother and this male immortal, even my brother may not be able to protect me, you have to be the master for me." ”

"Don't worry, I promise you won't have an accident." Makiyuki gave Tai Baixing a guarantee.

Tai Bai Xing said with confidence: "It's Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, the nephew of the Jade Emperor Da Tianzun." ”

Li Jing's mouth opened wide.

Makino's eyes flashed wildly.

The beings of the Three Realms feel like they are jumping up and down in a melon field, there are too many melons, and they don't know which one to eat first.

The immortals looked at the Jade Emperor with strange eyes.

The Jade Emperor was furious and wanted to kill the Queen Mother and Yang Jian immediately.

Guan Jiangkou, Yang Jian was also stunned, and seriously recalled the scene of his meeting with the Queen Mother.

The more I think about it, the more it feels wrong.

The Queen Mother always looked at him with a very fierce look, and seemed to hate him very much, always because of his sister who was working against her.

But the opposite of hate is love.

Could it be that the Queen Mother is jealous that she is too good to her sister?

Yang Jian suddenly shuddered.

Yaochi, the queen mother took the case, and her pretty face was flushed, "Li Changgeng, you are looking for death, and you dare to slander this palace."

Yang Jian is her nominal nephew, she also suppressed Yang Jian's own sister in Huashan, and Yang Jian's enmity is as deep as the sea, how can she have a personal relationship with Yang Jian.

Originally, she had a lot of fun watching the Jade Emperor being turned against the water, but she never expected that eating melons would cause the walls of her house to collapse.

The Queen Mother was out of anger.

Leaving the hated sky, Tushi Palace, Taishang Laojun's body stiffened, and he muttered to himself, "When did I say that the Queen Mother likes Yang Jian?" ”

He didn't know there was such a thing.

Huaguo Mountain.

made up a big Tai Bai Xing to praise himself.

He felt stable.

Originally, he had offended the Jade Emperor, and his personal safety was seriously threatened, although Mu Zhi said that he would protect him, but Tai Bai Xing still felt very dangerous.

So he came up with a brilliant idea

The strongest in Heavenly Court are the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and if there is a conflict between the two of them, the Jade Emperor will have no time to pay attention to him, a little immortal.

And his cheap brother is the strongest person in the heavenly court except for the Jade Emperor, although he doesn't care about things in name, but his status is there, even if he doesn't have the power of the queen mother, he can't be easily offended.

So I also have to pull Taishang Laojun in.

In addition, the immortals of the Heavenly Court are doing their own thing, so they are not worried, and they only have superficial respect for the Jade Emperor, and they will not obey the Jade Emperor's dispatch to contribute to the Heavenly Court at all, and what is really worth worrying about is the Jade Emperor's nephew Yang Jian.

Outsiders thought that because of the relationship between the Three Holy Mothers who were suppressed in Huashan, Yang Jian and the Jade Emperor did not share the sky, but Tai Bai Xing, who was the core emperor, knew that things were not so simple.

Yang Jian's sister, the Third Virgin Yang Chan, went down to earth to marry and have children with mortals, violated the rules of heaven, and was suppressed in Huashan, which is indeed the reason why Yang Jian and Heavenly Court are against each other.

But the main messenger of this matter is the Queen Mother, not the Jade Emperor.

Even because the sister of the Jade Emperor in the past had violated the rules of heaven because of her feelings with mortals, Yang Jian and the Jade Emperor still had a sense of sympathy.

The relationship between the uncle and nephew is far better than outsiders imagined.

As long as the Jade Emperor speaks, Yang Jian will definitely give the Jade Emperor face.

And Yang Jian is known as the number one god of war in the heavenly court, in addition to the Jade Emperor and the Taishang Laojun in the heavenly court, even if it is the queen mother, the strength alone may not be Yang Jian's opponent.

He's too platinum, let alone a platinum star.

If Yang Jian made a move, Tai Bai Xing was very worried about his life.

Therefore, we must think of a way to make the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun all turn against each other, so that they don't have the heart to trouble themselves.

Tai Bai Xing, as the first good man in Heavenly Court, the core of the Imperial Party, and the old minister of Heavenly Court, has never needed to doubt his IQ.

As soon as his eyes rolled, he thought of a way.

Too Platinum Star feels like she's too witty.

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