He couldn't figure it out, he couldn't figure it out, he could only complain about why he was in trouble, and by the way, he was also complaining about the master, why he didn't show up, of course, what made him even more angry was why the master just showed up and found a master for himself, and said that he was a mountain god, because I provoked him, he was going to eat me, but now it's good, this doesn't seem to be much different from him eating me, what should I do?

He was standing there with a sad face, but when he saw the beautiful woman in front of him, he twisted her willow waist again, and then threw himself a wink, which was a big and undisguised kind of wink, what did it mean, he didn't dare to think about it, but he was a little anxious, but in the end, fear prevailed, so he retreated again and again, and when he saw him regress, the big beauty said angrily; "Hey, my good boy, what are you hiding, are you afraid that I won't be able to eat you, your uncle always says that the peony flower dies, and it is also romantic to be a ghost, you might as well learn from him, let me kiss you first!"

This was repaid, he began to retreat again, and in the process of his retreat, he remembered the words of his uncle in his heart, I peeled off your paint, you are an ugly old woman with goosebumps on her face, he can't afford this kind of woman, so a sentence came out of his mouth unconsciously; "** thing, how can I do it as an upright man, and please respect the girl, you and I don't know each other, so I'm leaving."

"Go, where are you going, go, can you walk, do you want to be like your dead ghost uncle, the soles of your shoes are oiled and slipped! I can tell you, you have nothing but pure yang qi in vain, just rely on your ability, can you get out of here, do you think you are your dead ghost master, even if it is him, he does not dare to show up, but hides behind you, relying on your masculinity to protect his body, otherwise, I will use the old lady to spend so many words, and consume my pure yin qi in vain. ”

When the beauty said this, she paused heavily, changed her soft and glutinous tone, and a dark light shot out of her eyes, and then said coldly; "Who do you think you are, aren't you just an ordinary mountain people, what kind of dead tiger, broken tiger, and what Zixiao Shenjun you call yourself, let me tell you the truth, if I didn't covet his fierce strength, if I didn't covet him to manage such a mountain, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to him, in fact, I still like a young man like you who is full of pure yang energy."

The beauty said this, stopped talking, twisted her waist and leaned towards him again, at this time, he heard in his ears what the master had just said, you don't have to be afraid of her, she doesn't dare to get close to you, she is afraid that your pure yang qi will suck up his yin qi, without yin qi, she will be scattered, thinking of this, he has the courage again, so he stretched out his hand and pointed at the beautiful woman who was about to stick to him and said; "Don't come near me, or don't blame me for being rude."

"Yes, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm afraid that you will be polite to me, I'm really afraid that you will be polite to me, will you come now, just come and be polite to me, young man, the more unkind you are to me, the better, I haven't tasted that **** for a long time!"

The fog is heavy, but it is peach blossoms, small heavy mountains, but there is a hole, the entrance of the cave is still flashing white light, the stream is condensed, but it is the old appearance when he came, he looked at the strange scenery in front of him, and his heart has long been secretly alert, women, beauties, peerless beauties, are these true?

What**, the world of desire, nothing**, where did the Three Realms Heaven come from, what is going on, seeing that the peerless beauty has been attached to his body, it can be described as tight and tight, urgent, urgent, indeed urgent, what should I do?

A fragrance, from the mouth of the peerless beauty, like the hollow valley orchid, like the fragrance of peony, directly sent to his mouth, it is a refreshing fragrance and fragrance, can crispen people's muscles and bones, numb limbs, he is a little shaken, his eyes are blurred, that is the peerless beauty of what, and he can't dream of something, what is it, maybe not something?

He was nervous, his hands and feet were numb, he wanted to move, it was that impulsive movement, just at this time, his stomach gurgled and screamed, and then a series of stinky farts slipped out of his stomach, wow, it stinks incomparably, and the wind can stink for twenty miles.

The smell was unbearable, which made him sick, and then there was a series of loud farts, which was really earth-shattering, and in an instant there was a scream, all of which finally woke him up, but it turned out that his stinky fart had smoked the beauty who was already tired of it backwards, although the two hands were transparent, he still pinched his nose with one hand, and waved the pipa with one hand in front of her, as if he could repel his loud and smelly stinky fart thousands of miles away.

Seeing the beauty regressing again and again, his impulse disappeared at once, and then he cleared his throat, spit out the sweet and greasy aroma, and then said; "Please respect yourself, although you and I are separated from each other, I don't want to take advantage of you, and I don't want to be sorry for my uncle."

Hearing his words, the beautiful woman in regression stopped, looked at him with contempt, and then said; "The little appearance is quite decent, it's your dog stinky fart that I can't stand it, but, I've come up with a good way, I promise that when we exchange yin and yang, you will never fart again, so, I said you still obediently come with me, you see, after that hole, it is my home, when you get home, I can kill you chicken and warm wine, let you make up for it first, and then we will be gentle, so, I'm not anxious, what about you, you don't have to pretend, put on a posture of a righteous gentleman, since ancient times, prostitution is a family, You think that I disregard my shame and seduce you in every possible way, no different from a prostitute, but don't forget, you are a thief, a thief who steals my nectar, so you thief and me, a prostitute, are a perfect match, a perfect match at the intersection of our three realms, I let that old bastard slip away silently, hum, I'll show him now, I'm going to put a thousand or ten thousand green hats on him, and then I will disgust him again. ”

Although the words of the beautiful woman are shameless, they are also very straightforward, and they also make him hear different meanings, but in his heart, he is reminding him to pay attention, you must pay attention, you must not let her get close again, otherwise, he is likely to lose his life here.

He just thought of this, but saw the beautiful woman in his eyes, squeezing his eyebrows again and again, just when he secretly screamed bad, the scene just now was gone, but in front of him was peach blossoms, red, fat, green and thin, a pair of colorful butterflies competing to fly, he was dazzled, but at this moment, from the peach blossom bush came a sound that made him blush.

That voice teased him, but it couldn't shake his belief, that is, a moment of hard work, and let him return to normal, why, could it be said that he has a natural superhuman determination, in fact, otherwise, when he just heard that voice, he couldn't help it, fortunately, he is still a reckless young man who has never experienced the affairs of men and women, although his blood is strong, he is careless about the things of men and women, so he can quickly calm down again.

At this time, in the midst of the flying peach blossoms, he seemed to see the beautiful woman dancing again, and in the process of the beautiful woman's dance, he seemed to hear the sound of the beautiful woman babbling and singing, at first, he did not seem to hear it very clearly, until a while later, he heard the number, as if singing; "The woman said, the rooster crowed, the scholar said, the Dan, the Zixing saw the night, the stars were rotten, and they would soar, and the geese would fly."

What is she singing, how can people think about what kind of things they want to listen to, really, this is the first time he has heard such a singing, so he wants to follow the song to see if it is the beauty singing or someone else's singing, unexpectedly, just when he looked up, he saw the beauty's body shook and disappeared into the flowers.

What is the beauty going to do, he couldn't help but glance at the flowers, and then hurriedly closed his eyes, he just closed his eyes, he felt the petals fall on his head and face, especially the petals that fell on his face made his face itch, he reached out to scratch it, but his eyes opened a gap unintentionally, through the gap he saw that the beauty seemed to float towards him.

He had just closed his eyes and smelled the sweet and greasy aroma, he didn't dare to open his eyes, he didn't dare to speak, he didn't know what to say, just when he was flustered, he heard the beautiful woman's song again; "Yi Yan added, and Zi Yizhi. It is advisable to drink alcohol and grow old with children. Qin Se is in the palace, and it is good to be quiet. ”

The singing voice is tactful and melodious, which can be very provocative, and there is a more moving voice in the singing; "Little brother, open your eyes to see if your sister has any flaws, do you know that your stinky uncle is haunted by me because he is obsessed with my dancing and my singing voice."

To his ears, the sound of the voice and the singing shook him the same impulse, that impulse was about to come up, a voice shouted in his heart, hurry up and open your eyes, in front of you is a rare in a hundred years, a rare beautiful scenery in a lifetime, have you ever seen such a perfect thing!

As soon as this voice fell, another voice sounded again, don't open your eyes, everything is white bones, you know, white bones, thousands of holes, thousands of holes, what beautiful big eyes, that are two holes, a pair of stinky skin, what is there to see, finally, this voice prevailed, and he did not open his eyes in the end, but the reverie-inducing song sounded again; "Knowing the son of the son, he will give it away. Knowing the son's obedience, miscellaneous admiration to ask. Knowing the good of the son, he admires it in return. ”