"Ladies and gentlemen, tea is here, please taste the tea from the immortals!"

Xue Wuxian had just put the mountain and lake crucian carp on the ground into the storage bag, when the horse manure egg came over, followed by five or six waiters, holding buckets or cloths in their hands, it seemed that they were cleaning up.

"Or horse manure eggs have a heart, the big steward should be like this, you can't wait for the boss to tell you everything, it's time to clean up the ground, the smell of fish is big. Horse manure eggs were pouring tea for everyone, Wang Jue said to him.

"Wang Jue praised the immortals, those of us who are subordinates, we can't do anything else, and learning to breathe in our eyes is also slowly practiced. Horse Manure said with a smile.

"I said horse manure eggs, and I think...... Your name should be changed, I heard that you haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, and the future husband will have to blow it when he hears this name, and the other thing is related to your work, someone was about to put a ball in his mouth, but someone called you, do you say this ball to eat or not?" Wang Jue joked to the horse manure egg.

"What kind of analogy do you have to use! Do you have to say that when you eat the balls, it is because the balls are shaped like horse dung eggs?" As soon as Wang Jue's words fell, Wang Erma put down the teacup and spoke.

"Wrong, the horse manure egg is standing next to you, you look at the horse manure egg, and then think about the horse manure egg, where does the horse manure egg look like a horse manure egg? Damn, where is this!"

Wang Jue still wanted to go on, but he couldn't say it anymore, he felt that it was too awkward to say it, and if he continued to say it, he would probably go around himself.

"Wang Jue Shangxian is right, there have been many people who persuaded me to change my name before, but ...... I won't change it!, or Wang Jue will go to the immortal to change the dung egg?" said to Wang Jue tentatively.

"What are you kidding me to change your name? I still hate my name! Look at my skin, it looks like a piece of unprocessed jade? My dad has to come up with a Jue character, and I feel angry. Wang Jue pointed to his nose and said to everyone.

"You're still modest, who dares to say that your name is not good, I'll immediately be anxious with him, and I want to say my name!

"Dead Wang Jue, do you dare to say that you won't be able to name it? Didn't you change Zhu Duyong's name? It was changed to Zhu Ruizhi, let's talk about it, is it okay to change this name? ”

Wang Jue was just about to be modest a few more words, when Erha came out, it turned out that the chat outside had been heard.

"If this name is changed well, the matter of changing the name of the horse manure egg will be handed over to you, you don't want to be modest anymore, being too modest is pride, haven't you heard of this sentence?" Wang Erma knocked the gong next to him again.

"This name has been changed well, from mediocre to wise, and with the name you changed, stupid people have become smarter. ”

As soon as Wang Erma finished speaking, the old stableman changed his clothes and came over, and immediately joined the discussion team to change his name.

"As soon as the old horse said, if Daigo was initiated, it made me suddenly open, Zhu Duyong can be changed to Zhu Ruizhi, why can't horse dung eggs be changed to horse meatballs! Wang Jue said seriously and seriously.

"Haha......"

As soon as Wang Jue said this, everyone immediately burst into laughter, if according to the old stable, it is understandable that Wang Jue has changed like this.

"I'm sorry for the horse manure, don't mind just kidding! If you have to change my name, then I'll change it, how about calling it Ma Hualong? ”

Wang Jue was indeed joking with the horse dung egg, and seeing that the horse dung egg was very embarrassed, Wang Jue immediately apologized, and directly said a new name.

"That's a good name, dung egg, you will be called Ma Hualong in the future! The old stableman applauded repeatedly, and directly made the decision for the horse manure eggs.

"It's definitely no problem for the old horse herd to be in charge, the Ma family in Shanhu Town is almost a senior old horse herd, and you should be in charge. ”

After Wang Jue finished speaking to the old stable, he turned his face to look at Xue Wuxian next to him, Xue Wuxian sat on the side and drank tea alone, looking around from time to time, and his buttocks were still rubbing around on the chair, as if he was very uncomfortable.

"Sect Master Xue is in a hurry to return to Huayun Sect!" Wang Jue asked Xue Wuxian .

"I'm a little anxious, I've been out for so long, and I don't know what the current situation of the sect is, as the sect master, I always have to think about the entire sect. Xue Wuxian said slowly.

"Since the Snow Sect Master is in a hurry to go back, if I insist on keeping it, it will be a little unkind, Erha, that ...... If you find it, hurry up to the Snow Sect Master, and the Snow Sect Master is in a hurry to return to the Huayun Sect!" Wang Jue turned his face and said to Erha.

"Don't mention it, you said that the elixir is in the cabinet in your room, I went in and looked for a long time, but there was no at all, where did you say I found it? It turned out to be in one of your shoes, his uncle, you said that you put the elixir in a bad place, why do you have to put it in a shoe, like a thief to guard against me. ”

One person and one immortal beast began to play double reeds again, Erha felt a little aggrieved, in front of so many people, he had to cooperate with Wang Jue to act in this play.

"Dead Wang Jue, he really knows how to name it, and he also hit Dan with one shot, but this name is also appropriate enough, his uncle's, it will be called Dan with one shot in the future!" said to Wang Jue in his mouth, thinking of the same thing in his heart.

"You don't care where I'm hiding! I can cure the disease, haven't you found it? Hurry up and take it out to the Snow Sect Master, the Snow Sect Master is still in a hurry!" Wang Jue urged Erha.

"I took it out a long time ago, and I was clutching it in my claws, and this must be it! I think I read it right, his uncle's. ”

Erha spread out his claws, revealing a spirit pill on his claws, if you just look at the surface, the spirit pill looks very good.

However, if you get close to it and sniff it with your nose, not to mention, it really looks like it has just been taken out of your shoes, because from the elixir, there is a smell of stinky feet.

Wang Jue grabbed the elixir in his palm, put it in front of his eyes and looked at it, then nodded, turned around and handed the elixir to Xue Wuxi.

"Go back and give this elixir to your wife, and then ...... What should you two do, I promise, I will definitely give birth to a big fat boy next year, I'm really a little embarrassed, I don't know how to do it, put this elixir in my shoes, but it's okay, it definitely doesn't affect the curative effect. ”

Wang Jue held the spirit pill in his palm, and said to Xue Wuxian in his mouth, if you look closely at Wang Jue's face, you can see that his face is not facing the palm spirit pill, and he may be afraid that the smell will drift into his nostrils.

"Look at this, I came to Shanhu Town, and I gave you such a * annoyance, I should be embarrassed. ”

Anyone can see that Xue Wuxian forcibly suppressed the excitement in his heart, put his palms together, and took the elixir handed by Wang Jue very solemnly.

"You're welcome, those fish are stewed for your wife, and you don't need to be a medicine primer, if you're in a hurry, you can leave quickly! Wang Jue said to Xue Wuxi.

"Okay, then I'll go, everyone, farewell, welcome to Huayun Sect when you have free time. ”

Xue Wuxian stood up, hugged his fists to the people present one by one, and then immediately turned around and walked towards the door, Xue Wuxian spoke quickly and neatly, and walked like a gust of wind, without waiting for everyone to send each other, the person was gone.

"Wang Jue, what kind of elixir is a one-shot hit pill? I've never heard of it when I'm so old, you can tell me about it! ”

Seeing that the snow was gone, Wang Erma couldn't wait to ask Wang Jue about the elixir, maybe since Wang Jue said the name of the elixir, he was worried about it.

"Do you know what a gun is?" Wang Jue did not answer directly, but asked an irrelevant question.

"It's the red tassel spear used by the warriors......! Why do you ask me such a retarded question, isn't that looking down on people?"

Wang Erma immediately pretended to be unhappy and said, in fact, he didn't dare to be angry with Wang Jue, Wang Jue knew this better than anyone else.

"It's to give you a red tassel gun, and then let you use it to kill, your marksmanship is very good, where to shoot! Such a simple question, I have to break it up and crush it to teach you, you say you are stupid or not. "Wang Jue seems to be educating Wang Erma.

"Tut-tut, you treat me like a three-year-old child! It's strange that Dan can tell you about this side with a shot!" Wang Erma's Haihe accent sounded very charming.

"Have you got a wife?"

As soon as Wang Erma finished speaking, the old horse immediately walked up to him and asked a more irrelevant question, getting closer, probably worried that Wang Erma would not be able to hear clearly.

"You people, ask some irrelevant questions, how did I marry a wife!" Wang Erma, although he was not a little dissatisfied, still answered the old stable's question.

"Did your wife leave you a son and a half daughter?" the old stableman then asked the next question.

"No, they all say that my wife's land is not good, I have been married to him for less than eleven years, and I didn't leave me a seed. Speaking of these, Wang Erma was a little frustrated.

"I don't agree, maybe it's not that your wife's land is bad, but your gun is not good, if your marksmanship is good, you will definitely be able to hit with one shot." The old stableman laughed.

"So that's what happened! You just say no, it's over! You have to make a big turn. Wang Erma finally came to his senses.

"What are you guys talking about? You can't say anything that people can understand. ”

It was precisely because of her that these people deliberately avoided some things when they spoke, but they didn't expect that Wang Erma understood, but Wang Lan made them confused.

"Wang Lan, you're confused, it's bad if you understand, this is a conversation between men, girls shouldn't understand. Seeing Wang Lan's face, Wang Jue explained to him.

"Hmph, if you don't let me understand, it's definitely not a good thing, I'm too lazy to listen to it!"

Wang Lan snorted, stomped her foot and turned around, walked straight to the door of the restaurant, pushed open the door and walked out of the restaurant.

"This girl has a pretty big temper. Seeing Wang Lan leave angrily, Wang Jue whispered.