Chapter 33: Bragging to Save the World

"Since the earthlings are as terrifying as you say, then we have only one last option, to divide and disintegrate the earthlings from within."

The Scorpion Palace Lord's eyes flashed with wisdom, at this moment, he felt that he was not fighting alone, the successive Palace Masters had given him command, so that his IQ quickly increased to 250.

"There is an old saying in Scorpio that the strongest fortresses are always breached from within. Commander, are there any obvious internal contradictions on Earth? If we let them fight on their own, then it's none of our business. ”

The corps commander did not pour cold water on the Scorpion Palace Master for the time being, but replied, "Yes, according to my investigation, there are two countries on the earth that are the public enemies of other human beings. One is an island nation, called the Shorty Country; The other is a superpower, called the Ugly Nation. In the historical documents of the earthlings, it is recorded that these two countries have suffered the most foreign attacks and destructions, and there are even many records of the complete extinction of the races of these two countries. Strange to say, however, these two countries are still alive and well on Earth. ”

The Scorpion Palace Master completely scoffed at the corps leader's words.

It's also really fake.

The earth has long been unified, Ye Yuanying is the head of the entire earth, where did the dwarf country and the ugly country come from?

But Makiyuki tampered with the computer where the corps commander searched for information, implanted the wrong information in him, and took the corps commander directly to the ditch.

Since it is an enemy, of course, it is necessary to fool hard.

The corps commander is completely trapped.

But the Scorpio Palace Master hasn't yet.

The words of the corps commander, in the eyes of the Scorpio Palace Master, were completely insulting his own intelligence.

However, the Scorpion Palace Master is a smart person, and he sensed that the corps commander had completely believed this kind of nonsense, so he did not say it against the corps commander, but followed the corps commander's words, "These two countries have been destroyed many times and still exist, and they must be the handiwork of those strong people." ”

The corps commander nodded, "You're right, I guessed the same thing." ”

The Scorpio Palace Master said in his heart, I guess you will say this.

Hey, it feels like a fool, I'm too hard.

But it is difficult to persevere.

After the Scorpion Palace Master finished cheering himself up in his heart, he lifted his spirits and said to the corps commander, "Let's start with these two countries." ”

The corps commander said seriously, "I have thought about this idea of the palace master before, and I have carefully calculated, the probability of the feasibility of this plan is infinitely small to infinitely large. In other words, it will lead directly to unpredictable results beyond our control. ”

Scorpio Palace Lord "Unfathomable? ”

The corps commander nodded, "Yes, unfathomable. The best outcome of this plan is that the earthlings will become a pot of porridge for themselves, and at worst, they will discover our existence and declare war on us. Don't forget the existence of those strong people, as long as there are such strong people on the earth, they can resurrect their people and civilization infinitely. And those who are strong themselves have been proven to be impossible to destroy, which is clearly recorded in the materials of the earthlings. In their internal wars, they tried many methods to destroy the enemy's strong people, and even destroyed the entire universe at the cost of all of them, but all failed, and those strong people are still alive and active on the stage of earth civilization until now. ”

The Scorpion Palace Lord secretly scolded the commander of the army in his heart for being difficult to serve, but he said, "In this case, we can join forces with other earthlings to eliminate the Short Country and the Ugly Country." Then occupy their lands and live on Earth for a long time, learning their magical civilization. When the time comes, we will destroy the earthlings. ”

"I'm sorry, Palace Master. In the records of previous wars, the lands of the Dwarf and the Ugly have long been divided, and even their people have long been divided. And the most incredible thing is that the dwarf country, in their history, monsters, alien invaders, demons, madmen, madmen, world crises and other highly destructive things have frequently visited their land, as if their land is the home of those monsters. But without exception, those terrifying monsters were all wiped out on their own land by the dwarf guys after 'going home to visit relatives', and the small islands with a rather unstable geographical structure that they relied on for their livelihood never sank.

As for that ugly country, although it does not have the exaggerated record of the dwarf country, it seems to be the favorite place for all alien civilizations to visit. And they also have their own strong people, there is a team of strong people called the Avengers, who have defeated a lot of alien powerhouses, including an alien powerhouse called Thanos, even in our Scorpio can be called a supreme powerhouse, but he died in the ugly country. The most important thing is that this Thanos wiped out half of the earthlings before, but the powerhouse of the earth not only killed Thanos by reversing time and space, but also resurrected all the dead people. ”

The Scorpio Palace Master was speechless.

The more I make it up, the more it looks like the real thing.

You're simply embarrassing my fat tiger.

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so what are we going to do? Are there any significant shortcomings of earthlings? Maybe we can start with their national inferiority? "The Scorpio Palace Master is making a final effort.

And this effort paid off.

"Palace Master, earthlings are divided into men and women according to gender, and they do all have obvious shortcomings."

The Scorpio Palace Lord was in good spirits, "Let's hear it." ”

"Men on the planet are and idiots, but as idiotic as they are, their opponents are often even more idiots than they are.

As for women on Earth, I have never seen such a strange creature. They are nymphomaniacs and have the ability to be prophets of the unknown. Almost all women on Earth will inexplicably fall in love with any man she meets, although the object of love is likely to be just a character like a hooligan or a gangster, but in the end, the foresight of a woman on Earth will prove that she made the right choice, because those gangsters and gangsters will eventually become extraordinary powerhouses. ”

The Scorpio Palace Master felt that his IQ was not enough, "If I'm not mistaken - all the men on Earth are idiots?" Are all women on earth nymphomazos? ”

The corps commander nodded: "The situation around 90 is like this. ”

The Scorpio Palace Master was not excited by this, but continued to ask very cautiously, "Listen to what you mean, when an idiot meets a nymphonia, a strong man will be born?" ”

Corps Commander" is absolutely right. ”

The Scorpion Palace Lord was completely furious, "Commander, can you give a constructive proposal regarding the plan to invade the earth?" ”

The corps commander is innocent "It's a pity, Palace Master. My suggestion is that we'd better stay away from this terrible galaxy full of uncertainties, and also completely cut off the contact with those eight scouts, lest the powerhouses of Earth find Scorpio. ”

The Scorpio Palace Master was furious, "Impossible, Scorpio will never back down!" You pass on the information you have obtained to me now, and I will order the Central Intelligence Brain to conduct a feasibility analysis. The Brain will tell me how to defeat the earthlings and occupy the earth. ”

He didn't want to talk nonsense with the corps commander anymore.

The corps commander sighed helplessly, "Palace Master, since you insist, I will pass the information to you immediately, and then wait for your latest instructions." ”

Half an hour later.

The Scorpio Palace Lord's face was pale.

He entered the information into Scorpio's central brain.

Then the central brain burned itself out due to the overburden when processing this data.

This is the crystallization of the highest wisdom of Scorpio technology.

Everything is true.

The corps commander did not lie to himself.

Terrible earthlings.

We must stay away from them, and we must not provoke the existence of such dangers.

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"Commander, I order you to return to Scorpio immediately and make the Earth a forbidden area, and from now on, no army of Scorpio will be allowed to provoke the Earth."

The corps commander smiled with satisfaction.

"Palace Master, you have made a wise decision, the earth is too dangerous."

The Scorpio Palace Master nodded fearfully, "Yes, the earth is too dangerous, thanks to the Corps Commander, you are acting steadily, otherwise we Scorpio may have ushered in a catastrophe." ”

Both have a sense of happiness for the rest of their lives.

As for the paste......

Listening to the continuous prompt sound of the system, Makiyuki waved his hand lightly at the place where the corps commander disappeared.

Big grain producers, go all the way, I'll miss you.

Hey, it's stress-free to do things like saving the planet.

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