Chapter 192: Fishing
Guan Zhongyuan was a little confused, just a fishing rod, half a basin of water, let him go fishing? And the clear water in the basin told him, not to mention that there are no fish, TM doesn't even have a shrimp, even if it is a fool, don't bring such a fool, you are neurotic, you still want me to become neurotic, there is no door.
So Guan Zhongyuan looked at the director seriously: "Can you catch a fish from the basin and show me?"
......Hearing this, the director was choked by the words, looked at Guan Zhongyuan in a daze, and said after a long time: "Yes, your condition has improved!"
"What kind of illness?" Hearing this, even if Guan Zhongyuan was stupid, he understood the reason, the director turned out to be not a neuropath, but regarded him as a neuropath.
So he said: "You all treat me as a psychopath, let me tell you, Lao Tzu is a normal person, Lao Tzu wants to see my father-in-law, hurry up!"
What neurological patient doesn't say he's normal? The more normal he is, the more abnormal his TM is.
After the director secretly slandered in his heart, he spoke: "Uncle knows that you are a normal person, so uncle will take you to your father-in-law!"
"Do you know who my father-in-law is?"
"I don't know!" the director said seriously, he really didn't know, when he met Xiaohong before, he only heard that Guan Zhongyuan was looking for his father-in-law.
"......" Hearing this, Guan Zhongyuan was speechless, and then snorted coldly: "Even my father-in-law doesn't know, I just want to ask you how you take me to find it, I tell you, my father-in-law is your dean, snub me, you can't eat and go around!"
It seems that the condition is not improving, the director thought to himself.
Jingle bell~
At this moment, Guan Zhongyuan's mobile phone rang, and when he saw that it was Ye Tianhao calling, he immediately pressed the answer button: "Father-in-law, hello!"
"Tube, where the hell have you been!" a voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Father-in-law, I'm in your neurological hospital!" Guan Zhongyuan said into the phone.
At the same time, he glared at the director fiercely, as if to say, you dare to treat Lao Tzu as a psychopath, look at how the dean comes to clean you up, and the expulsion is light.
"Oh! Neurological Hospital, I know, you can take care of ......" Before he finished speaking, Ye Tianhao exclaimed: "What, Neurological Hospital!"
"Yes!" Guan Zhongyuan said: "Father-in-law, these people are stunned and won't let me go to you, you hurry up and pick me up!"
Dean?
Ye Tianhao was a little confused: "Wait... What dean?"
"The director of the mental hospital, didn't you send a special car to pick me up?"
"Yes, it's just that my special car arrived at the gate of Allure International, and I didn't see you, why did you go to a mental hospital!"
"......" heard this, Guan Zhongyuan was completely confused, did Lao Tzu get on the wrong car?
So, Guan Zhongyuan covered the phone, turned his eyes to look at the director and said, "Who did you take me from?"
The director said solemnly: "Normal person!"
Normal people, normal people, if Lao Tzu were a normal person, would you bring Lao Tzu here?
At this moment, Guan Zhongyuan understood that this girl regarded him as a neurotic.
So, Guan Zhongyuan burst out: "I'm still a normal person, do you look like a normal person... Phew... Do you think I'm a psychopath?"
"Like!" the director nodded.
"Bastard, Lao Tzu warns you, if you don't send Lao Tzu out, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will sue you in the Supreme People's Court!" Guan Zhongyuan burst into applause, it turned out that all this was fooling.
"A neurotic lawsuit, do you think the court believes you, or does it believe me?" The director was also completely out of the mood, took out his mobile phone casually, opened a photo, and continued: "Do you see clearly? If you are not a psychopath, you will take off your clothes on the street?"
Hearing this, Guan Zhongyuan glanced at the director's mobile phone, and the photo was a photo of changing clothes at the gate of Allure International, so Guan Zhongyuan secretly scolded: Who TM is so lacking in virtue and framed Lao Tzu?
"Stay here, when your condition improves, I will let you out, good!" After that, the director walked out of the room directly, Guan Zhongyuan wanted to break the door, but saw the director casually, snap~ The door was closed, and then locked.
"Bastard... Let Lao Tzu out... If you don't open the door again, Lao Tzu will kill your whole family......" Guan Zhongyuan yelled.
The director standing outside the door looked helpless, his condition was getting worse and worse, if such a neurotic disease was released, it would be a social disaster.
Bang bang bang~
Guan Zhongyuan patted the door for a long time, but still no one paid attention to it, and more importantly, this door is iron, even if he has some skills, he can't break through the door.
"Hey... Xiao Guan, what's wrong?" Ye Tianhao's voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Father-in-law, I'm locked up, you always come and save me!" Guan Zhongyuan had no choice but to ask for help.
"What mental hospital are you in?"
"Abnormal Human Research Center!"
"What, there's there, there's all about Superman!"
Guan Zhongyuan was speechless: "What a superman, I'm not a superman!"
"I mean research super neuro patients!"
"......" Guan Zhongyuan shut up.
Ye Tianhao on the other end of the phone continued: "I'll come over to pick you up, how can I say that I still have some friendship with the dean there!"
"Okay, good~ Father-in-law, come quickly!" Guan Zhongyuan had a bewildered look on his face, for no reason, he was put into a mental hospital, not to mention, the key was that he asked his father-in-law if he was the dean, and the staff said unprecedentedly, yes. It came in like this.
......
At noon, Allure International, Planning Department.
Xiao Tianyu closed the mobile game, sorted out everything, and prepared to get off work.
"Tianyu, let's eat together!" Cheng Jiaqing came to Xiao Tianyu, standing tall on the mountain.
Xiao Tianyu glanced at Cheng Jiaqing: "You have your chest so high, are you sure you are eating together, not breastfeeding?"
When did this guy like to flirt with women too?
Cheng Jiaqing was stunned for a moment, hasn't this guy always been unable to enter oil and salt? No matter how much he seduces on weekdays, he can't sit still, but today the sun is out in the west.
The other goddesses also looked at Xiao Tianyu with a stunned expression, is this guy finally willing to open meat?
Then, Cheng Jiaqing said with a smile: "If Tianyu likes it, I don't mind, but after drinking milk, I have to be responsible for my sister!"
"I think it's better to eat together!" Xiao Tianyu poured a basin of cold water.
"Hey, we Tianyu said everything, and we pretended to be shy, my sisters are not shy, what are you shy?" Wen Xin quipped: "Now that Luo Bing is not here, why don't we sisters give this superb product to the Fa on the spot?"
Bang dang~
Xiao Tianyu was unstable on the bench, almost sitting on the ground, and was teased by these women?
So, Xiao Tianyu said speechlessly: "That... That, I think eating is nutritious, drinking milk, it's too unreliable, or at noon today, I'll invite you!"