Chapter 673: This Chapter Is Actually Funny
(Previous chapter revised)
Everything happened between the lightning and flint, and when Huang Qiang came back to his senses, he saw two four-headed Zhengtai who looked exactly the same, standing in front of him, confronting the assassin. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Only then did Huang Qiang realize that the assassin actually wanted to do it to him, and he was shocked and angry for a while, and yelled at the assassin: "You actually dare to do it to me?!" ”
"Shut up!" Huang Yi scolded, if the other party is the perverted killer/human/demon, there is no one he would not dare to do.
"It's you two again." The assassin didn't rush to make a move, but quietly looked at Huang Yi and Huang Er, "Since we have the same identity, why don't you join my team?" In this world, only the strongest can live and live! And the weak are only worthy of the strong as a stepping stone on the way to the top! ”
"It's just a game, in a game. Everything is just virtual! Huang Er couldn't help but correct.
He didn't say anything serious, but the assassin yelled at him, as if he had been greatly stimulated, "This world is not virtual! It was created for me alone! You weaklings, you don't belong to this world, don't deceive yourself with so many excuses, get out of this world as soon as possible! I am the king of this world, and all the rules should be made and controlled by me! ”
Huang Qiang has changed from full of anger to stunned. He didn't know what kind of dangerous person this man was, and in his heart he only regarded him as a psychopath. I also sighed that the threshold for these games is really low now, and the conditions and facilities in the mental hospital are really good, and even the mentally ill can come out to play games.
Huang Yi was unmoved, he knew that the guy in front of him had fallen into madness, he silently drew his electric light sword, pointed at the other party, and said: "Since you said that in this world, only the strong can survive, then if we are stronger than you, you have no point in surviving, right?" ”
When the assassin heard this, he burst out laughing, as if he had heard some terrible joke, and his body trembled with laughter. "It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous! You think you two imps can defeat me! This is even less likely than the sun rising in the west. ”
Huang Er wondered, "But in this game, isn't the sun rising from the west?" (That's right, that's how it's set up in the game.) )
Huang Yi and Huang Qiang: "...... Poofhahahaha! "Although the timing is wrong, it still seems to be laughing?!
The assassin was directly annoyed, holding two knives and angrily pointing at them, "Today, you all have to die!" ”
"What a big breath!" Seeing that the current form is so grim (funny), Huang Qiang couldn't help but come out and pretend to be forced, he quietly said to the two Zhengtai in front of him: "You wait first, I called a few big gods in our guild to come over, and I will definitely beat this scum so that he doesn't know what his surname is!" ”
"Don't!" Huang Yi hurriedly stopped him, "Don't call people, basically come and die as many as you want!" ”
"So serious? I don't see what's so good about this guy. Hey, don't be it, you two join my guild too, my guild's benefits are very good! Whether it's a girl or a man, the appearance is very high......"
"It's coming!" Huang Er shouted angrily, and Huang Qiang immediately closed his mouth in fright, and he watched as the two children rushed forward and got into a fight with the tall assassin. Uh, everyone knows that the skill effects in the game are always quite cool, so the electric sparks in that small battle circle lit up, and Huang Qiang felt that his eyes were stabbed very painfully across the screen.
Finally, taking advantage of a flaw in the assassin's move, Huang Yi threw a dagger and hit the assassin in the heart.
All the assassin's movements stopped in an instant, he covered his heart, and said in disbelief: "This is impossible, I am the ruler of this world, you can't kill me!" ”
Huang Yi sneered: "You still have to accept the reality!" ”
A large puff of black gas rose from the assassin's body, and he slowly fell to the ground. The body gradually disappeared without a trace.
Huang Qiang was also shocked. "What's going on? Is this the first time I've ever seen a character do this after they die? ”
Huang Yi and Huang Er were not relieved that they had killed this perverted murderer, and their expressions became very serious. Because they could feel it - the guy wasn't dead, he was resurrected in another place.
Could he also use the "Resurrection" skill, or could ordinary methods not kill him at all?
In either case, it is very tricky for Huang Yi and Huang Er. Because the pervert kills the other players and stays in the game for one more minute, it means that the lives of other players will continue to be threatened.
"Brother, we ......"
Huang Yi knew what Huang Er wanted to say, he frowned and said, "It seems that this matter can't be solved by us alone." Let's go out and tell Xiao Su about the situation. ”
"That's good."
Huang Yi walked up to Huang Qiang and said unceremoniously: "Our brothers saved your life, should you repay us?" ”
Huang Qiang looked down at this four-headed body, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly--Child, this is just a game, even if you don't save me, I can resurrect myself. Besides, is this attitude of "seeking retribution for favor" really good?
However, he was not a man of bad spirits, so he asked, "What do you want in return?" ”
Huang Er said: "Inform your guild and people from other guilds, it's best to brush more in the world channel, so that other players will pay attention, when you meet the player just now, you must run as far as you can, and yourself, when you meet him again, go offline immediately, don't delay, even if you smash the computer, you have to quit the game!" ”
How could it be so serious, Huang Qiang now suspected that the brains of these two little ghosts were not normal, he swallowed his saliva and asked, "That person, he is not so powerful, right?" I'll gather all the gods of our guild together, and I'm afraid I won't be able to defeat him? ”
"All of you combined, none of you are suitable for his opponent!" Huang Yi said it bluntly. In fact, one of the assassins, even if a very small skill falls on the player, the player will be killed instantly. Those skills may not be much to a character in the game, but they can be very lethal to a real person. And because he and his brother are not human, they can be immune to these skills.
Huang Er said: "Quickly agree!" We're here for your own good, too! ”
Huang Qiang looked at the sword against his neck, frantically suppressed his desire to complain, and said helplessly: "Okay, I promise you." If you encounter that player again, you will quit the game as soon as possible. Other players will also be alerted. ”
Huang Er nodded and withdrew his sword with satisfaction. Then he went offline with his brother.
Huang Qiang looked at the empty ground and sighed in his heart: This era has developed, and there are more and more weirdos, it's really ......
He walked around the game by himself, felt that he was really in no mood, and went offline.
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Meanwhile, inside a company building, several men wearing the same black-rimmed glasses are huddled around a computer, looking at the data that has disappeared from the screen.
Several of them are the same as the game planner and the programmer who writes the game program. During this time, they discovered that there was a string of abnormal data in the game, and the programmers tried several times but failed to clear the string of data. Just when they had a headache, there were suddenly two more strings of abnormal data in the game. Well, now, this group of people has even more headaches.
"What the hell is going on, so long. I haven't seen such 'stubborn' data. It can't be cleared! Well, now there are two more! One of the programmers knocked on the table in annoyance.
"Otherwise, let's just leave it alone, I don't think this data has affected other players, and I haven't seen anyone give feedback." The game planner suggested that in the past few days, they have been busy for several days because of these abnormal data, and their bodies are a little unbearable.
"No, absolutely not!" The programmer who spoke out just now refused without thinking, "This is a program I wrote, and I must not allow such a big omission!" "Well, it's actually a perfectionist.
"What then?"
"Shutting down all the servers for two hours means we're going to fix bugs in the game and make those players wait two hours before logging in. Either way, I'm going to get the data clear in two hours! "The programmer was absolutely clear.
Everyone else is going to cry, "Are you crazy? Do you know how many players will scold us after doing this? How many players are we going to lose?! ”
Obviously, this programmer is a rather stubborn person, and whatever he says is what it is. He sneered: "If you all refuse to agree, then I will make up a small program, put it into the game, and let the game system be paralyzed!" ”
Everyone else glared at him, but there was nothing else they could do. Because this guy is a man of action, he will definitely do what he says.
The programmer gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, then stop for two hours, not even one more second!" I'll make an announcement first! ”
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As soon as Su Musha woke up, he saw his own two little ghosts sitting next to the bed, the most obvious being their two faces full of resentment. This made Su Musha feel a little weak - uh, he shouldn't be lazy to sleep, especially when the two little ghosts were "working hard" in the game. He is not a qualified parent......
However, what happened to these two imps?
Thinking like this, Su Musha naturally asked.
So Huang Yi and Huang Er confided everything they had experienced before to Su Musha.
"You mean, you found that guy's tracks?" That's the good news. "But you can't kill him?" Well, good news goes hand in hand with bad news.
Huang nodded, "I don't know if it's because he's a ghost like us, after Huang Er and I killed him, he was resurrected in another place." We can't help it. ”
Su Musha hurriedly calmed down his frustrated two imps. Then he said, "If this is the reason, it should be that we have the wrong way to deal with him." ”
Huang Er raised his head, "What do you mean, Xiao Su?" ”
"If there is a peachwood sword or rune paper in the game, it should be able to deal with him, right?" Su Musha fully diverged his thoughts.
Huang Yi and Huang Er were a little speechless, "Although the words are said like this, it is impossible for us to bring these things into the game!" ”
This online game is not the current popular "XX Division", and you can also draw symbols, although there are still a lot of handicapped Africans who can't draw them.
"The deity has a way." His Royal Highness Shi Shiran pushed open the door and walked in.
Su Musha looked at him speechlessly, "Why did you suddenly run in?" "Is this my house?
Hu Qing raised her eyebrows, "I was going to come over for lunch, but I didn't find you outside, so I came in." I didn't expect that Xiao Su, you would also sleep lazy? "What's the difference between your house and mine?
Su Mu wiped his face, feeling that he was a fool to discuss this issue with Hu Qing. He wittily changed the subject, "Well, you just said you have a way, what way?" ”
Hu Qing smiled: "Didn't you just discuss, how to bring those things into the game?" I have a way. ”
Su Musha said: "Let's talk about it." ”
Hu Qing brushed a strand of silver-white long hair that slid to his chest behind his back, and said slowly: "I have some cooperation with the boss of that game company, and I asked their programmers to design some props like runic paper mahogany swords for Huang Yi and Huang Er, it should still be okay." ”
Su Mu covered his heart and was silent, it turned out that the biggest local tyrant had always lurked by his side, and he was also his good friend.
However, finding a solution still made Su Musha feel quite pleasantly surprised, "That's good, Huqing, thank you very much." ”
Hu Qing enjoyed his adoring gaze very much, he clenched his fist to his mouth, and coughed dryly, "I'll tell Hu Yi to do it later." He didn't come forward for this kind of thing, he couldn't face the eyes of the female general manager who seemed to eat him alive every time he saw him. Anyway, some human women are even more terrifying than the women of their demon clan now, Youmu You?
"So today's lunch ......"
"I'll do it now, you say what you want to eat." Su Musha lifted the quilt and got out of bed.
"What's so embarrassing about that?" Hu Qing smiled slightly, her face was handsome, "Just come with five or six meat dishes." ”
Su Musha: "............"
Huang Yi Huang Er: "............"
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The heart of the game planner who received the instructions of his boss was broken. Their boss actually asked him to make two special props, and these two props, one is a rune paper and the other is a peachwood sword?
Isn't this game a ghost hunting game?
Is he crazy or is their boss crazy?!
The game planner slammed his head on the table, "But I don't know what these two things look like!" ”
Then he received an email from their boss, with two pictures in it, which were a rune paper and a high-definition uncensored photo of a brown wooden sword! (Wait, something terrible seems to be exposed?) )
The programmer next to him leaned over to take a look, but he was interested, "Yo, these things are still decent!" There is this rune paper, you see how beautifully the words are written on it! Although I didn't recognize what he wrote. ”
The game planner threw the phone to him weakly, "If you're interested, you can do it." ”
The programmer took the phone and was eager to try, "No problem, I'll try, but I only get twenty runes and two swords, isn't this a little too little?" ”
The game planner doesn't overdo it, saying that he doesn't want to pay attention to this neurosis anymore.
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After lunch, when everyone was sitting on the sofa in Su Ji's living room to eat, Su Musha received a call from Zhao Li again, and the reason was very simple - someone died suddenly in the Internet café again!
Su Musha was also surprised, "When did it happen?" ”
Zhao Li said: "Just last night." ”
"Then why didn't you call the police until now?"
"Those two bags are all-nighter." Zhao Li explained: "In the morning, the two deceased collapsed on the chair with their eyes closed, and everyone else thought they were asleep and didn't take it seriously. As a result, when it was almost noon, when the network administrator was cleaning in the Internet café, when he passed by them, he accidentally touched their seats, and the two fell to the ground one after another. Only then did they find out that the two men were dead. Mr. Su, isn't it, is it made of that thing again? ”
"Don't worry. I'll go over and see it now. Su Musha reassured. They've now officially decided that the murders have nothing to do with the Internet café, it's a problem in the game. So there may be another reason for the death of these two people.
"Okay, I'll wait for you to come over, I'll trouble you." After speaking, Zhao Li hung up the phone.
"You're going to the police station again?" Hu Qing was very dissatisfied with this, because of his identity, he didn't like places like the police station very much. Although the "righteousness" there could not hurt him, it would make him feel very uncomfortable.
"Something happened again, I need to go see it." With so many murders/cases happening in the same place, it is estimated that Zhao Li and the others are already soldiers.
"Well, I'll go with you." Hu Qing said.
Lu Yun immediately raised his hand, "Master, I'm going too!" ”
Su Musha nodded, "Then together." ”
He turned to the two imps in the house and said, "Keep keeping an eye on him in the game." ”
Huang Yi and Huang Er stood up straight, "Guarantee to complete the task!" ”
In the police station,
In fact, not only Zhao Li, but also other policemen/officers also felt a headache. In less than a week, there have been four murders/cases in this area, and they haven't even found a single clue about the murderer!
Now all the Internet cafes in the city have been forced to close, but this is not a cure for the symptoms. No one can be sure that the murderer/madman will run away to kill people somewhere else.
Anxiously, Zhao Li waited for the arrival of Su Musha and his party, this time he didn't even say polite words, and directly took Su Musha and them to the morgue.