029. What is the difference between salted fish?
Bite.
A voice sounded in Ye Jingjing's head, "Congratulations to the host for completing the task and the system has been successfully upgraded." ”
Ten flickering pictures popped up in my mind, "This reward, the host can choose at will at any time." ”
Ye Jingjing didn't care about any reward and unreasonableness now, he quietly raised his head and looked at Emperor Qianling's chest.
A pink peach heart is pounding.
Ye Jingjing grinned secretly, and she was in a good mood.
Yas!
This broken system has finally done a job.
Ye Jingjing rubbed on Emperor Qianling's arm like a kitten and slept peacefully.
Morning.
Before dawn, Ye Jingjing sensitively noticed that someone had walked in, stood by the bed and whispered, "Your Majesty, it's time to get up." ”
Emperor Qianling responded lightly, and was about to get up lightly, but saw Ye Jingjing rubbing her eyes and sitting up from the bed first.
The voice was dumb, "Your Majesty, the concubines are waiting for you to change your clothes." ”
She was talking, but she didn't even open her eyes completely, and her face was so swollen because of the morning that she was getting up in the morning, and the whole person looked confused.
Emperor Qianling didn't speak, just watched Ye Jingjing want to get out of bed in a daze, but she threw one hand into the air, and her body was almost planted off the bed immediately!
Fortunately, Emperor Qianling quickly supported her.
However, this fright made Ye Jingjing completely sober up.
She took a deep breath and patted her chest comfortingly, her face full of horror.
Di Qianling looked at her reckless look, and only felt funny, "If you are still sleepy, sleep for a while, I will go to the court." ”
Ye Jingjing nodded ignorantly, but left again and shook her head.
"No! The concubines have to wait for the emperor to change their clothes, and the concubines have to do what they say! ”
Ye Jingjing got up from the bed in a hurry, and she didn't even bother to wear shoes, so she went to get the dragon robe of Emperor Qianling.
However, as soon as her feet slipped, Ye Jingjing's whole person immediately pounced on the hanger in front of her.
Ye Jingjing couldn't help but wail in her heart, "It's over, I'll definitely knock out my front teeth this time!" ”
Emperor Qianling hurriedly stretched out his hand and hugged her waist, took her back into his arms, and said helplessly, "There are servants in the palace to do these things, you just take care of yourself." ”
If he really wants Ye Jingjing to do these things, I am afraid that he will receive a report from the imperial history tomorrow, saying that he, the emperor, is lingering in the harem and delaying political affairs.
Ye Jingjing immediately looked like a child, and pursed her mouth aggrievedly, "Is the emperor disgusted with the clumsiness of his concubines?" ”
Emperor Qianling, "No. ”
"Is the emperor disgusted with his concubines and becoming ugly?"
“…… No. ”
"That ......"
"Ye Guifei, I want to go to the court."
If he misses the hour, he will drown in the spittle of the speaker.
Ye Jingjing had no choice but to sit back on the bed obediently, as if she had been abandoned, and looked at the Emperor Qianling pitifully, "Then will the emperor come today?" ”
“……”
Emperor Qianling didn't speak, and he didn't glance at Ye Jingjing.
Ye Jingjing lay on the bed, wrapped the quilt tightly, and finally stopped talking.
Emperor Qianling is gone.
Ye Jingjing couldn't sleep anymore after being so frightened, lying on the bed, tossing and turning, but unwilling to get up.
She quietly asked the system in her head, "Can't you change the main quest?" For example, let me have a baby or something, being a queen, it's too tiring. ”
In his head, the emotionless voice of the system sounded, "What is the difference between being a man without a dream and a salted fish?" ”
“……”
Ye Jingjing gritted her teeth when she was complained, "After you upgraded your broken system, did you even upgrade the spit function?" ”
"Instead of complaining, the host should think about how to win the emperor's favor."
Ye Jingjing couldn't help but wail, "It's not difficult to please a man, it's difficult to please Emperor Qianling, the dog emperor!" ”
"If you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture ......"
Ye Jingjing answered excitedly, "A man's stomach!" ”
yes, why didn't she think of that?
If she didn't use the skills she had worked so hard to acquire, wouldn't it be a pity for her previous efforts?
The system complained ruthlessly, "Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement of getting lost, scattering flowers to celebrate, the system gives the host a verbal reward, and I hope the host will make persistent efforts." ”
Ye Jingjing rolled her eyes, she didn't want to pay attention to this idiot system that would only block her, she got up from the bed and shouted, "Wanbai, Wanbai!" ”
Wanbai ran in from outside, "Niangniang, the slave is here." ”
Ye Jingjing pulled her all the way into the small kitchen of Jianing Palace, "Hurry up, I want to make something, you help me give it to the dog...... No, the emperor...... It's not, the emperor, send it to the emperor! ”
Isn't it all like this in Qing court dramas? Send some small snacks made by yourself, and then hint that he is thinking about him, so that maybe Emperor Qianling can take the initiative to come to her!
Come on, Ye Jingjing!
A concubine who doesn't want to be a queen is not a good cook!
……
Lunch.
Emperor Qianling sat on a chair and closed his eyes to recuperate, his mind full of the news on his desk today.
On the surface, his country is peaceful and lives and works in peace and contentment, but in fact, heh.
Last year, the locust plague in the south caused people to make a living, but very little of the relief money allocated by the imperial court was actually used for disaster relief, and hundreds of people starved to death every day.
The common people were struggling to make a living, and they went all the way north, wanting to go to the capital to escape the famine, but before they could reach the capital, these victims died and were injured.
The people were so angry that some people had even gathered to make trouble.
In order to prevent his embezzlement of disaster relief funds from being exposed, the magistrate desperately suppressed it, and even hired a group of killers from the rivers and lakes to carry out a large-scale massacre of the leaders of the rebel army.
How did they think they could hide it from him?
Emperor Qianling sneered in his heart, after today, he would send all those moths to hell without landing on the ground!
"Your Majesty."
Gu Jinzhong put the chopsticks away, and Emperor Qianling opened his eyes.
Today, however, there seemed to be a few more dim sum dishes on the table.
Normally, however, unless specifically instructed to do so, the dining room will not put snacks on the lunch table.
Gu Jinzhong immediately explained, "These snacks were sent by Wanbai, the little palace maid of Jianing Palace, and it was said that Ye Guifei personally made them for the emperor to enjoy. ”
Ye Jingjing also specially instructed Wanbai to instruct Gu Jinzhong, worried that Emperor Qianling would lose his appetite for the snacks she made after lunch.
Wouldn't she have been busy all morning!
Emperor Qianling's eyes flashed, "She has a heart." ”
Pick up a piece of delicate Ruyi cake and put it in your mouth, sweet but not greasy, melt in your mouth, it is really a rare good taste.
But while eating, Emperor Qianling felt that there seemed to be something foreign in his mouth.