Fifty-three Hidden Rules
Michael's rhetoric was brilliant and touching, and I didn't want to steal the limelight from him, who was well versed in emotional intelligence.
However, the demon called vanity haunts me, and I want them to worship me even more, to be enchanted by me, and that women regard me as the lover of their dreams, and men regard me as their idol for life.
No, that's not the point, the point is to let them study hard and become talents in the empire, not to run to the middle class to be social animals, or to be famous by entertaining the public like Betty, and not to bury themselves in the lower classes and become criminals or humble little people.
I said, "Kids, how many of you have read Betista's book?" ”
Almost everyone raised their hands, with smiles on their faces, as if they couldn't wait to ask me about the contents of the book.
And I said, "Don't believe the words of the book, not a word." There isn't so much romance and adventure in the wilderness, where thousands of Rangers have died over the centuries.
Some of them were sunburned, some were devoured by demons, some died in storms, some disappeared in another dimension, some were pierced through the heart by robbers' guns, and some were killed.... Sucked the blood dry...."
Michael laughed and applauded, if it were a Boxchase or Tifeng, maybe he would have thought about how to stop me.
I asked, "How many of you have ever survived in the wild?" ”
It's a vain question to ask, they are all nobles! Only a handful of people raised their hands, and I didn't bother to tell the real from the fake.
I said, "In the future, the empire will expand, we already have a second city, and soon there will be a third, a fourth.... As the empire expanded, so did the enemies. Now, all we encounter are sporadic disasters, and in the future, we will likely face enemy armored divisions, monster battalions, and even flying demons. When the time comes, it is likely that you will be the ones who will deal with the situation. ”
Some of the children were excited, others turned pale with fright, and a girl of about fifteen years old shouted: "You will protect us!" Because you are the invincible god of war! ”
I shook my head and said, "I don't dare to call myself the god of war, I am not omnipotent, when the flames of the enemy rain down on the city, the only people I can protect are those around me." When the time comes, all you can rely on is your own armor, guns, swords, martial arts, and consciousness. ”
The girl asked aloud, "You mean we are likely to die in battle?" ”
I said, "No, you're lucky because you're here." Here are the most powerful military experts and trainers of the Black Coffin, who will pass on their knowledge to you, and they will pass on their bloodlines and glory to you, so that you can find a way to deal with everything, so that you can win the battles in the future! ”
Another girl blushed and shouted, "I want my child to inherit your bloodline, I love you!" Marquis of Longinus! ”
This goblin! The generous speech I thought was almost all out of my head. What am I going to do? Pretend you didn't hear? Laugh? Or use a humorous joke to dispel embarrassment?
I said, "It's a pity that I was wounded in the battle with my wife, and I don't have any more blood left for you." "As soon as I said it, I regretted it a lot, it was clearly a meat joke, it was like crossing the trench. Sure enough, they burst into laughter, and I wanted to find a shadow to get into.
Fortunately, I was thick-skinned, and I shouted, "Silence! Quiet! "They quieted down, but I thought some of the girls were looking at me dangerously, like a woman in a certain Oriental Zhongpan Silk Cave looking at a Tang Dynasty monk outside the cave. Do they think I'm frivolous? No, I'm a typical example of a thief with a thief's heart but not a thief's guts. I would never betray Lamia, unless I was tied up by them one by one as a mount, and yet I wasn't that weak....
I understand that this speech is meaningless, if the speech is successful, it means that they are not afraid of hardship or tiredness to practice the blessing of 996, and if the speech is not successful, they will also be forced to practice the blessing of 996. All I can do is to make them more enthusiastic and willing in the process of cultivating good fortune. It's like I shout, "I've buried all my treasure there, go find what you want." And then the beginning of an era. What's that for? I didn't make it clear, it was a pit at all.
But I have to say that.
I said, "I admit that I am strong, perhaps stronger than I described, and this is not my boast (which I actually do), but the fact that I am helpless." ”
I pointed to my heart and said, "I once took deadly poison only to poison the demon with my blood. ”
I pointed to my abdomen, throat, and arms, and said, "I was once dragged into another dimension by the demon of shadows, and that gave me the power to travel through the shadows. ”
I said, "On top of that, I've been swept away by a storm full of blades, bleeding from my wounds, and I've encountered flesh and blood that devours all life, and I've had to trade with demons to survive. I survived, didn't die, and became stronger.
I don't say this to push you to the limit and push yourself to the edge of your life. No, remember not, I'm just letting you know, don't be afraid of death, but fight for survival! If you don't fight, you will definitely die, and there is still a glimmer of life after fighting. ”
Is this human speech? It is human instinct to fear death, and my words are tantamount to asking them to stop being human beings. But I can't say nothing, because I want them to die for us.
I only hope that in the long future, when they remember my nonsense today, they won't hate me.
The response to the speech was enthusiastic, and they were already obsessed with brain-dead fans, and now they were completely deceived by my words, and their blood was boiling.
Alas.
Afterwards, Michael's royal reporter took an old-fashioned camera and asked us to take pictures with the students. The boys were a little reserved, the girls were very open, they leaned their shoulders on my chest and their hair under my nose. This was followed by a group photo, followed by a cordial conversation with the students, and then a tour of the campus.
It can only be said that people are more angry than people, and their daily life and diet are better than those I am crying about.
When I was done with all this, I found that I had an extra pair of girls' shorts in my pocket, which I was wearing, and a note on it that said, "Please cherish me." I'm an expert at stealing, and I can't imagine anyone else getting an axe in front of me.
It's really the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient.
I was secretly pinching the thing, it was wet, I don't know if it was my sweat or hers.
Or something else....
Michael led me to the House Committee, all of whom were nobles and well-known wealthy in the Black Coffin, and many of them were parents of students whose children had been enrolled at great expense.
I thought, "Shouldn't I have a good share here?" After all, I'm the Honorary Chancellor. Thinking of this, I looked at them with a meaningful look.
However, Le Gang's original arrangement was very tricky, I was only a nominal position, and I didn't have much real power, and the college's accounts had nothing to do with me. I could only stare wide-eyed.
Because of my reputation, they are eager to make friends with me, and many people are willing to contribute money and efforts to the village. I was overjoyed, although these humans are still ghouls of the blood clan, they all have some power, and in the golden yuan system of the black coffin, they are all big shots.
When the time for the dinner is up, according to the consistent style of the Black Coffin Blood Clan, the banquet is very luxurious, and the food during the banquet is extremely rich for human beings, where can I see so many varieties and so many delicious foods in the Crying Village? I can't wait to come out with my face covered immediately, loot all this food, and move it back to crying.
The students were all dressed in fancy clothes, sharing a room with us, sharing food, and I was eating and drinking, but they came to me to sign it. After a while, I ran to the bathroom, and all of a sudden, a girl approached me and whispered in my ear, "Have you accepted my gift?" ”
I was startled and hurriedly put away the water pipes.
She smiled and said, "I smell... My smell is in your pocket. ”
I thought to myself, and I remembered that it was still in my pocket, and I had to find a way to throw it away, or I wouldn't be able to explain it to Lamia.
I put on a cold personality and ignored her, and she said, "My name is Leila Walker, and I am the best of all girls." ”
I glanced at her and she looked very.... is different, she is beautiful, but her beauty has a purpose, aggressive, and takes the initiative, as if she wants to hook people's souls to her, so that people can no longer escape and run away. She's like a more scheming Bella, or a younger, thick-skinned Betty.
Cain, she was only fifteen years old.
I said, "You read well." ”
She said, "I need you. ”
I said, "Need me?" You can only rely on yourself here, don't rush for quick success, really, why are girls so exaggerated now? ”
"I haven't been touched by a man yet, and if you don't want me, I'll go out and do that with the first old man I met," Leila said. ”
I said, "You're crazy! Are you betting your life with me that I am soft-hearted? ”
Leila said, "My purity is dedicated only to you, and if you don't want it, I don't want it." ”
She is taking advantage of male possessiveness, and any man who hears that a pure girl is polluted will be unbearable and heartbroken.
I said, "When women are impure, how can I manage so much?" ”
Leila laughed, "You don't want to care, so why are you talking to me now?" ”
"I'm the headmaster, I have to teach you to be good.... Good student. ”
Leila said, "You have to teach me with your own hands, teach me my heart, teach me my body, and don't let other men make me bad." ”
I said, "You're already bad." ”
Leila got a little impatient and said, "Then make me better." ”
I said, "You don't really love me, anyway, what do you want?" ”
Leila hesitated for a moment and said, "I'm going to be the student council president." ”
I asked, "Why?" Just because you want to coerce me into going to find a man? ”
Leila held her head high and said, "I will prove that I am the best, whether it is good grades or martial arts, my dream is to become a big man like you!" Let the whole Black Coffin worship me! ”
I looked at her and vaguely felt like I was looking at an adult Carla, and my adopted daughter might be just as radical as she would be in the future.
I said, "The Walker family? I've heard that there is such a nobleman, a merchant under Maxwell. Well, I promise. ”
She laughed and immediately began to take off her school uniform, and I said angrily, "That's not what I mean! I mean, I'm going to make you the student council president, but only if you're better than anybody, better than any girl's athletics. ”
She covered her chest with her hands, stared at me for a few seconds, put on her clothes, and said, "If I can do that, I don't need your help to become a president." ”
I said, "That's not bad, isn't it?" ”