Chapter 13 The Wicked
"? Mom, I was wrong, I don't stay up late anymore, I actually have hallucinations! I saw a husky talking! ”
"Woooooo
"Dogs drink Coke? Can you still talk? ”
"Anchor, I suspect you're a man in dog's clothing! Don't pretend! Even if your fur is real, it can't hide the fact that you are human! You're playing tricks! ”
"Do I still have conspiracy theories? It seems that everyone is new here, and I don't know that the anchor has already broadcast live once in the afternoon! ”
"Upstairs, what's going on with this live broadcast, no one will tell you!"
"That's right, this is a live broadcast room of a beautiful anchor, this husky is raised by a beautiful woman, very smart, can type and speak! But he's only going to say a 'no' in the afternoon! It's amazing, it's amazing! Faster than my five-year-old son can learn to speak! ”
"Upstairs, when I saw this text you sent, I tied up my son and beat him so hard that now my son can't even speak."
"Hey, what a dog can type and talk! It's all fake! ”
Well?
Why is everyone questioning his identity as a Wang Xingren?
If he had a choice, Gu Shifu would rather be a person in a dog's skin. However, he is a real Wang Xingren, but he has a human soul.
[This Wang is Wang, you don't have to doubt it. - The comment is from the anchor.
[Once, Ben Wang fell asleep and suddenly a beautiful sister kissed Ben Wang, and then Ben Wang opened up. 】
[You say it's magical, it's not magical.] 】
[If you don't believe that Ben Wang is Wang, Ben Wang can show you. 】
Typing down the last line, Gu Fifteen stood up and let everyone see the details of his neck and limbs. I saw that where the camera passed, Gu Shifu's fur was vigorous and shiny, and there was no trace of splicing.
"Wow? Is it really a dog? ”
"I think the stories told by dogs are enough for dogs, isn't this just fooling people!"
"Fifteen fifteen I love you like a mouse loves rice!"
"Trust me, Fifteen is really a dog. I chased all the live broadcasts in the afternoon, otherwise, how could anyone pretend to be a dog with such thick fur on this kind of day? ”
"That's it, if I have to do it, I won't pretend to be a husky! It's stupid too! ”
"Since it's a real dog, Erha, you can have fun with your brothers!"
Under Gu Shifu's strong evidence, some netizens finally paid attention to Gu Shifteen, and the data in the background has also improved slightly.
[In this way, in order to welcome the new friends, Ben Wang will tell you a story. - The comment is from the anchor.
"Hahaha, as a person who has come over, I suggest you listen to the story told by Erha! There will be unexpected surprises~"
"Hey, yes, yes, everyone must look at it without blinking!"
"I'm looking forward to it!"
At this moment, everyone's appetite has been dropped.
Gu Fifteen maintained the posture of Erlang's legs, took another sip of Coke, and typed two words.
[Oh.] 】
[No.] 】
Gu fifteen shook his legs, raised his eyebrows proudly, and signaled that everyone had finished telling the story.
"Watts?"
“??? What's that? That's it?!"
"hahahahaha! Erha, you're too showy! ”
"Nima is absolutely amazing! Hahaha ”
"Dare to ask what the upstairs brother is laughing at? The little brother is ignorant, but he asks for an explanation and laughs together! ”
"Let's take the words apart and read them! Take it apart and see it, hey! ”
"Take it apart? That 'oh' is ...... Mouth me? ”
'it?' No' is 'no'? ”
"Xiu'er is you?!!"
"If you understand in seconds, go to the wall, if you don't understand, I respect you as a minor, and leave the live broadcast room quickly!"
Gu Fifteen looked at the computer screen, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly. At the same time, a beautiful system voice sounded in his head, "Ding, congratulations to the host for gaining 100 followers!" Please keep up the good work! ”
Of course, we have to keep up the good work!
Gu Fifteen continued to type.
[Do you know why you wear a ring after getting married? - The comment is from the anchor.
"Huh? Why did Erha suddenly get serious? Wearing a ring is of course a symbol of love! ”
"Suddenly an emotional show?"
"Oh, just satisfy the dog's curiosity! As a dog, he can't wear a ring for the rest of his life! ”
[The user 'Sima Jar I smashed the light' rewarded the anchor with a DR ring, the diamond is eternal, and one will be passed on forever.] 】
A DR ring is 3,000 Chinese dollars.
"? Local tyrants! ”
"The slap in the face came so quickly......"
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death!"
After receiving the reward, Gu Fifteen made a kissing gesture towards the camera.
"It's really a very good Erha!"
"How...... Everyone already silently thinks that this Erha is a real dog......"
"Erha is not a dog, what is it? Upstairs, that's not how puns are used! ”
"Don't be crooked, I think Erha has something to say! You taste, you taste! ”
[First thank you for the tip, and then the story continues.] - The comment is from the anchor.
[In order to give everyone a better understanding, I will tell the story a little better. 】
[Female A: Why do you wear a ring after getting married? 】
[Female; Good evil! It's really evil! 】
[Female A suddenly realized. 】