Chapter 121: It seems that I really overestimated you
Lu Lishang, who was talking next to him with great interest, completely ignored Ye Sirao's pretending to be deaf and dumb, and directly grabbed Ye Sirao's arm and pulled Ye Sirao into a venue where there was no one else.
skillfully fiddled with the gun a few times, his legs were slightly open and shoulder-width apart, he set up the gun and tilted his head slightly to aim, the corners of his mouth hooked a touch of confidence, full of smiles, and he shot out decisively.
"Smack!"
Without the slightest interest in Lu Lishang's nonsense, Ye Sirao followed the gunfire and saw Lu Lishang's shot hit the bull's-eye, and couldn't help but be surprised in her heart.
Lu Lishang, who shot out, had a smug smile on his face, and he took his results for granted, leaned sideways and looked at Ye Sirao with a little arrogance, and said:
"How? Do you feel my murderous aura just now? My level is good, do you feel that you admire me very much now, say a few nice words, I will teach you how to play this, how? ”
Seeing Lu Lishang so cheeky, the surprise in Ye Sirao's heart was completely replaced by scorn, she rolled her eyes with disgust, and said disapprovingly:
"Don't be self-righteous there, if I've played this like you, I can hit such a result with any shot, what's there to show off? Isn't it just bullying me? ”
Listening to Ye Sirao's complaints and dissatisfaction indifferently, Lu Lishang took two steps closer to Ye Sirao, stretched out a finger and put it in front of Ye Sirao and shook it gently, the old scholar shook his head and said:
"No, no! I'm not showing you off at all, I'm showing you my true level, and I'm not bullying you, so that you can rest assured that you can learn from me! ”
Seeing that after saying this, Lu Lishang clearly found that he had provoked more disgust and disdain from Ye Sirao, and directly slapped Ye Sirao's shoulder, and solemnly said to Ye Sirao:
"Don't worry, as the so-called famous teacher produces a high apprentice, I will definitely teach you well, don't be so depressed, compared to that little white lotus, I am still very optimistic about you, can you give me some confidence?"
Regardless of Ye Sirao's resistance and unhappiness, Lu Lishang directly pulled her to the front, picked up a gun and demonstrated the action of shooting, and said:
"Come on, come on, look, this gun is held like this, can't it be like this...... It's easy to get hurt, and the posture is like this...... And then you go and aim for ......."
Reluctantly listening to Lu Lishang's explanation, Ye Sirao's inner interest was naturally picked out, and she couldn't help but watch the actions of Lu Lishang's men seriously, and said intently and stiffly:
"Is there anyone like you? It's not like I'm going to war, I take a gun and catch ducks on the shelf, it doesn't seem to be too complicated, if I learn it, I have to save face for you? You should beware of teaching the apprentice and starving the master! ”
looked at Ye Sirao and smiled, Lu Lishang understood that Ye Sirao was preparing to fight, and he was smart enough not to break it, Lu Lishang commanded Ye Sirao to take the gun, and said in an encouraging tone:
"That's fine, do you see the bull's-eye? Don't shake your hands, don't hesitate to aim at all, hit out resolutely and decisively, yes, that's it, remember that your arms must be steady! ”
"Smack!"
Ye Sirao, who looked good, shot very confidently, but when she saw the result clearly, she was a little dumbfounded, quite disbelieving, and said:
"How so? I obviously aimed at the bull's-eye, why did I hit a second ring, this is not scientific, I absolutely didn't move just now, this gun will not be a problem, right? ”
Lu Lishang, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, laughed out loud unceremoniously at this moment, looked at Ye Sirao's face with a puzzled look, and said with some schadenfreude:
"Okay, you're not bad, it's okay to hit the first time, and you don't hit the outside of the target, come on, keep working hard, how about fighting for the next three rings?"
"Smack!"
There was another gunshot, Lu Liyu looked at it and smiled again, bent over, sat on the chair behind him, and looked like Erlang's legs were cocked again, took a sip of coffee gently, and said with a hypocritical face:
"Well, why didn't you go inside, but wiped the edge? Shall I not move this distance forward for you? How about moving to 5 meters? You should be able to make a three-ring, right? ”
"Smack!"
Ye Sirao, who was completely aroused, shot another shot unconvinced, didn't look at the results, adjusted her posture and said to Lu Lishang without looking back:
"Shut up! I don't need you to pretend to say this, I still don't believe it, it doesn't work once, it doesn't work twice, and then it can be worse than before? ”
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
After several rapid gunshots, Lu Lishang suppressed the smile in his eyes, stood up with a straight face, and pretended to be serious and said to Ye Sirao:
"It seems that I really overestimated you, I didn't even see it, are you so stupid? At such a close distance, you have been wandering outside the Fifth Ring Road, and it seems that you are hopelessly stupid. ”
Listening to Lu Lishang's unceremonious ridicule, Ye Sirao's face was full of shame, and she threw the gun aside as if she was angry, and the whole person was like a deflated ball, spread out on the chair, and said weakly:
"Laugh, laugh, laugh when you want! I'm just so stupid, I'm just so useless, it's just suitable for drinking coffee and eating refreshments here, you can play if you want, withdraw if you don't play, don't let me waste my time. ”
Lu Lishang, who was about to open his mouth to preach a few words, looked at Ye Sirao, who was drinking coffee leisurely, suddenly reacted, sneered, and said categorically:
"It turns out that you hit this idea, I just said that it was a pig and it wouldn't be so bad, don't think about perfunctory, let me tell you, if you can't get a good score, don't think about leaving."
Ye Sirao, who was carefully thinking about being exposed, was not a little embarrassed at all, looked at Lu Lishang with disapproval in her eyes, the expression on her face became serious, and she said coldly:
"Lu Lishang! You'd better stop in moderation and don't overdo it, I don't have the heart to play these boring games with you. ”
In the face of Ye Sirao's serious and serious warning, Lu Lishang suddenly grinned, gave Ye Sirao a slightly calculating smile, and in the next second, he directly squatted on the ground and hugged Ye Sirao's calf, and said unreasonably:
"If you don't agree, then I'll wait until you agree, you look at the people outside the glass door, anyway, I don't care what they look at us, if you don't care, then let's spend it like this!"
Stunned to look at Lu Lishang, Ye Sirao kicked a few times, but couldn't break free at all, glanced at the glass door behind her, Ye Sirao's chest rose and fell violently, and she put down the cup with a headache and said:
"Get up, get away, get out of here! I've really seen a lot today, a company CEO, who looks like a dog outside, actually learned a woman's moves! ”
Automatically ignoring the words in Ye Sirao's mouth, Lu Lishang got up with satisfaction and pulled Ye Sirao back to the target again, and then did not retreat and leave.
Looking at Ye Sirao, who was indignant and fiddling with the gun, she suddenly surrounded Ye Sirao from behind, and took Ye Sirao's arm to Ye Sirao's ear and said:
"Come on, this height won't work...... You want to look like this, the muscles here are strong, the arms are steady, and now you will shoot when you aim...... Beat! ”
"Smack!"
Ye Sirao, who rarely scored a passing grade, didn't have the heart to pay attention to the results at all, and felt that Lu Lishang was so close to Shang, and was about to speak, but felt that Lu Lishang was already three steps away.
Before Ye Sirao got angry, he left the intimate range, and Lu Lishang stood by casually, as if he was just teaching Ye Sirao to shoot targets, and said casually:
"Let's fight, I don't have anything to teach you at all, you hit the bull's-eye once and we'll go, I'll teach you a secret, you imagine that heart is someone you hate very much, maybe it's more likely to hit."
I don't know if Lu Lishang's method worked, Ye Sirao finally hit the bull's-eye when her arm was already shaking sore, put down the gun and glared at the bull's-eye fiercely, Ye Sirao walked to the table.
Glancing at the bullseye with a little surprise in his eyes, Lu Lishang didn't give Ye Sirao time to react at all, quickly clapped his hands, pulled Ye Sirao and walked out, and said reluctantly:
"Although you are really stupid enough, but you can barely get through, I know you must be tired and hungry now, so let's go to a good place to eat again, don't thank me!"
Before she could catch her breath, Ye Sirao was pulled out of the manor by Lu Lishang in a hurry, and without giving her a chance to refuse, she was stuffed into the car.
Twenty minutes later, an open-air restaurant on a lake.
Getting out of the car in a daze, Ye Sirao looked at the pleasant scenery of the mountains and rivers in front of her, and then looked at Lu Lishang next to her, who was like an uncle, and the corners of her mouth twitched uncontrollably.
The extremely thoughtful staff set up the tableware and cooking utensils, and prepared the ingredients and dishes one by one, before respectfully saying to Lu Lishang: "Mr. Lu, everything is ready, I wish you a happy meal." ”
Lu Lishang, who was like a soil emperor, leaned lazily on the recliner, put his hands under his head and looked at the scenery in the distance, and said to Ye Sirao as a matter of course:
"What are you waiting for? Yu Gong, I am your boss and boss, Yu Zhi, I took you out to relax today, and I also taught you a skill, no matter how you say it, you should serve me, I am so hungry that my chest is pressed against my back. ”
Glancing at Ye Sirao's puffing up face with a stoic expression, Lu Lishang didn't know how to restrain at all, but instead said more aggressively:
"You bake this meat skewer first, remember to sprinkle the seasoning evenly, and almost flip it...... Oh yes, it's okay to bake it this color, and then give me some lettuce......"
Holding back the anger in her heart, Ye Sirao acted rudely, so the skewers were placed in front of Lu Lishang, and she had to look at the diners nearby, Ye Sirao silently told herself in her heart to endure it.
"Hey, do you think that person is quite familiar?"
"It seems that alas, I don't remember the name, which star does it feel like?"
"What do you mean by likeness? Isn't it the Ye Sirao who specializes in relying on men to eat and has bad morals......"
Although Ye Sirao kept her head down as much as possible and kept a low profile, she was still discovered by some sharp-eyed people, and in the discussion of threes and twos, all the previous black materials were turned over.
"Eating with someone like her really makes me feel like it......"
"Who's to say it isn't? This kind of person is not worthy of being here, so let's get those two adulterers and adulteresses out together......"
The barbecue venue, which was extremely harmonious a few minutes ago, suddenly became chaotic, and the people who were dining around were provoked by a few troublemakers, and they used their hands and feet to catch up Lu Lishang and Ye Sirao.
didn't have time to pack anything, Lu Lishang ran back to the car with Ye Sirao in embarrassment, looking at the crowd still scolding in the distance, Lu Lishang sighed with palpitations, looked at Ye Sirao and said worriedly:
"Are you alright? I didn't hurt you just now, I really didn't know they would rush over, I didn't think about it today, and there will be no next time. ”