The Taoist chief calmly walked up to Song Ziyu, but Song Ziyu stared at him with hostility, his eyes were as wide as cow eggs, and the two Taoist boys who didn't know whether they were alive or dead were still kneeling tremblingly, and they didn't dare to raise their heads.

Song Ziyu raised his eyebrows and said: "Dao Chief, you two Dao boys are too bastards, I just accidentally hacked all your 'babies' to death, and the two of them are going to hack me to death in a frenzy, do you think this is the life of a grass official?" ”

The Taoist chief chuckled and said, "Little ghost, that's called grass and human life, and your Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher?" ”

Song Ziyu said embarrassedly: "Don't test my language first, you can give me a comment first, and tell me if you two Taoist boys have a royal law?" ”

The Taoist chief glanced at the two Dao boys and asked lightly, "Do you two know the law?" ”

The Taoist boys shook their heads like rattles, and said tremblingly: "I don't know much, we haven't received compulsory legal education for nine years. ”

The Taoist chief shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said with a smile: "Brother Dao, listen, my two Taoist boys don't know the law, so there is no king law." ”

Song Ziyu always felt that the Taoist chief's words were familiar, he recalled it carefully, and let out an empowering sound, and said in his heart: I remember, this is the line on "Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qi'er"!

Dao Chang answered his question wittily and humorously, and Song Ziyu couldn't help but smile: "Dao Chief, then what crime do you think Yilu wants to sentence him?" ”

The Taoist chief instantly understood that he was playing lines with himself, so he thought about it and said: "According to the law, you should be sentenced to the crime of raiding the house, but unfortunately, you and I and the other are all monks, and the method of raiding the house does not seem to be very easy." ”

Song Ziyu's eyes immediately widened, his eyebrows pointed coldly at the noses of the two Taoist boys, and said sharply: "Okay, then I will sentence the two of them to eat for the rest of their lives!" ”

The Taoist chief hurriedly said: "Hey, hey! Didn't you just claim to be the reincarnation of Sun Wukong? Why did I become an immigrant at this point? Could it be that you still have the Jade Emperor or Xianfeng's play? Do you need me to find you a few more actors to play your master and apprentice, or Monk Grinqin and Zao Wou-Ki? ”

Song Ziyu scratched her ears and cheeks in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Daoist don't be sarcastic, don't I cooperate with you to talk?" ”

The Taoist chief sneered: "Little ghost, for your ignorance, I will send you a word with great mercy: People, you can put farts indiscriminately, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense!" ”

Immediately after the two of them got back to business, the Taoist chief said: "Don't you just want to ask me for justice, that's easy to do, I'll give you justice." With that, the Taoist chief shouted at the two Taoist boys, made them both stand up, spat at each of them, and scolded: "Stupid thing that has no interest! The man has gold under his knees, why do you two kneel on your knees? ”

The two Dao Tong smiled bitterly: "Dao Chief, then you said that the two of us will face this situation in the future, how should we beg for mercy?" ”

The Taoist chief slapped the two of them on the head with the dust in his hand, hating that iron is not steel: "Stupid thing! Can't you do a handstand? Don't you two usually like to play handstands? Why did you forget all about the sabby thing that pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger? ”

As soon as the words fell, the two Dao Tong immediately hugged the two thighs of the Dao Chief, and the ghost cried wolf: "Ah! Dao Chief! We've been bullied, and you're going to make the decisions for us! Woowoo woo ......"

At this moment, the Taoist chief showed an extremely kind gaze, gently stroked the hair of the two Taoist chiefs, and comforted with a smile: "Be good, don't cry, don't cry, I'll go back and buy candy for you to eat!" ”

Song Ziyu froze in place with a confused and stunned expression, he couldn't believe his eyes: Didn't the Taoist chief want to ask for an explanation for him? This, how can this still comfort his two Taoist boys?

He hurriedly said: "Oops! Dao Chief, aren't you seeking justice for me? What rhythm is this, and how are you? How do I feel that you are seeking justice for your two Taoist boys? ”

The Taoist chief suddenly looked back, his face darkened, and his eyebrows were upside down: "Can't you let me comfort and comfort my children first?" Why are you so selfish? They are both frightened by you, don't you feel a dull ache in your little heart? ”

Song Ziyu couldn't cry and laughed: "Why do I have a faint pain in my little heart? You ......"

Before he finished speaking, the two Taoist boys burst into tears, pointed at his nose, and shouted at him hysterically: "Get out of here! We're so sad that we don't want to see you sabhi, so get out of the way! ”

Song Ziyu suddenly became angry, and said with a red face: "You two mad dogs dare to bite me again, you see that I don't cut off your tongues!" ”

The Taoist chief said angrily: "Little ghost, I forgot what I taught you again, you can put farts indiscriminately, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense." ”

Song Ziyu couldn't laugh and cry again: "I don't know who is talking nonsense!" Bite indiscriminately! ”

As soon as the words fell, the Taoist chief threw the dust in his hand back, and instantly a purple light hit Song Ziyu, knocking him out of the door at once, making him fall upside down, Song Ziyu knocked his tail bone, grinned and sat on the ground rubbing his buttocks, at the same time, the Taoist scolding voice came from the house: "Little ghost, don't be embarrassed!" Let me comfort the boy and then ask for justice for you, and you will stand stupidly outside the door for a while, dare to step into the house, and beware of your dog's life! ”

Song Ziyu had no choice but to eat this big dumb loss, and scolded unhappily in his heart: This is really a tiger that is difficult to suppress the head snake! Justice for me? Ahh Three dogs with a raccoon dog! Don't push Lao Tzu to be in a hurry, burn your bird Taoist temple with a fire!

Song Ziyu was sulking, and the Taoist chief took the two Taoist children out, and he said lightly: "Let's go, I'll seek justice for you now." ”

Song Ziyu cut off, still squatting with his back to him, and said angrily: "Don't dare to have a labor chief, I will seek justice for myself when I turn back!" ”

Dao Chang snorted coldly, stepped forward and pulled Song Ziyu up, dragged him to his meditation room, and the two Dao Tong immediately pressed him to a chair and tied him up, Song Ziyu was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he said inwardly: "Dao Chief, what do you want to do?" ”

The Taoist smirked, "You'll know in a while." ”

After tying it up, the Taoist chief asked one of the Dao Tong to take a bench, and let the other Dao Tong lie on his stomach, ready to be punished, and his hand immediately turned into a belt, dipped it in some cold water, and then slapped the punished Dao Tong's buttocks, and the Dao Tong immediately screamed in pain.

Song Ziyu looked confused and said, "Dao Chief, isn't this the way?" Why do you tie me up when you let your child be punished? ”

The Taoist chief sneered: "Aren't I seeking justice for you, how about it, do you like this way of seeking justice?" ”

Song Ziyu smiled, and the Taoist chief continued: "Is this good, let's play a very exciting game together." ”

Song Ziyu held his breath and stared, not knowing what kind of fame this yin and yang strange Taoist wanted to make.