After Song Ziyu was thrown into the firewood room, the Taoist chief asked one of the Taoist boys to look at him, and planned to throw him into the wilderness early tomorrow morning.

There is no doubt that this Dao Master with a beast heart will kill people tomorrow! Song Ziyu has reached the moment of his life!

But he didn't know that he had been tortured enough tonight, lying in the corner of the firewood room and snoring like thunder.

This kid snored like thunder in the sky, and the Taoist boy who was guarding him couldn't stand the magic sound, so he strode over to the meteor, kicked him awake fiercely, and scolded: "Pig, you! Sleep and snort so much! ”

Song Ziyu slowly opened his heavy eyelids and asked unconsciously, "Where is this?" ”

Dao Tong smiled and said, "This is the firewood room, how is it, are you still comfortable sleeping?" ”

Song Ziyu sobered up a little, glanced at Dao Tong, and said with a smile: "Oh! You're the boy who was punished just now! ”

Dao Tong slapped him in the face twice, but still sneered: "I am punished, you are guilty, who do you feel is more at a loss?" ”

Song Ziyu snorted coldly and said, "As the saying goes, fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter, if you don't feel a loss, I can kick you three hundred and sixty feet now, and we can be considered even." ”

Dao Tong sneered: "Hey! You're already a prisoner of the stairs, and you're still trying to kick me, I don't think you're Shabi, you're a brain-dead! ”

Song Ziyu quickly stood up, wanting to kick this Dao Tong who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, but Dao Tong also jumped out of the attack range like lightning, he jumped to a safe area, kept twisting his body, patted his butt and said provocatively: "Come on!" Hit me, hit me, hit me, stupid! ”

"Come to God's feet! Eat and go to you! ”

Song Ziyu took advantage of Dao Tong's unpreparedness, concentrated all his strength on his right foot, and then ran up with an arrow step and kicked Dao Tong, and Dao Tong flew out directly! In addition, the inertia rolled back and forth several times like a kung fu panda after landing, and then stopped.

Song Ziyu stretched his neck and took a look, hey! The power of this kick is really good, kicking a Taoist boy to the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, and kicking a perfect dog to eat.

The instant explosive force of this kick was very great, and Dao Tong's back waist had been kicked to the ground and couldn't stand up, as if he had broken a bone.

But fortunately, there was no fracture, this Dao Tong has been practicing Tongzi Gong in Guanli since he was a child, and he was not kicked by this 'Rulai God Foot', he twisted his waist slightly, straightened up, and angrily pointed at Song Ziyu's nose and scolded: "You, you Shabi dare to kick me!" ”

Song Ziyu sneered: "You are killing yourself and making such a cheap request, I don't satisfy you, you feel uncomfortable!" How about it, do you want to try again? Try my twelve-way Tan leg again. As he spoke, Song Ziyu proudly raised his right leg and moved his ankle in the air.

"Who's yelling at night?"

The Taoist chief suddenly came out of the meditation room in a nightgown, and as soon as he came out, he was surprised to see the boy who was guarding Song Ziyu's face was blue and swollen, and he was shocked and said, "Tong'er, you, what's wrong with you?" ”

Dao Tong bared his teeth and said, "Dao Chief, this cowardice kicked me. ”

The Taoist chief spat on the ground fiercely, pointed at the Taoist boy's nose and scolded: "Sad! I feel sorry for you! If you can't clean him up tonight and make him unable to live in peace, you'll roll me up and leave tomorrow! ”

After speaking, the long man flicked his sleeves and left.

The nameless fire in Dao Tong's heart erupted, he picked up a stick, angrily came to beat Song Ziyu, and said with a hideous face: "Play with me Twelve Ways Tan Legs, right?" Lao Tzu plays Wulang gossip stick with you, and see that Lao Tzu discounts your legs! ”

Song Ziyu didn't dare to stretch his legs anymore, wasn't that self-defeating?! So he dodged as light as a swallow, he used to be a well-known ruffian hooligan in the countryside, fighting and brawling, and naturally he also practiced a strong dodge ability in rich actual combat.

Dao Tong hit twenty or thirty times in a row, but the stick failed, his face was red with anger, and he was so tired that he was out of breath, Song Ziyu sneered: "Okay big brother, don't pretend to be forced with me, I'm also a mixed up on the road, and your three-legged cat kung fu can't hurt me." ”

Dao Tong was so tired that he was panting like a dog, and he scolded weakly: "Don't be too proud of your face, I tell you the truth, tomorrow will be your death!" ”

Song Ziyu was shocked: "What? Are you going to kill me tomorrow? ”

Dao Tong smiled weirdly: "This is the inaccessible Taiwan Jade Mountain, even if we kill you here, no one will know if we throw you into the wilderness, do you understand what I mean?" ”

Song Ziyu let out a faint sigh, and then lay down in the corner to sleep, Dao Tong was very puzzled, walked over and asked, "Hey, didn't you hear what I just said?" You're done tomorrow, how can you still sleep? ”

Song Ziyu calmly asked, "Then what do you think I should do now?" Desperate to run away? ”

Dao Tong laughed three times and told him not to even think about escaping, the gate had been blocked by mana, and he couldn't escape no matter what.

Dao Tong said with a cruel smile: "This is called a monk who can run and can't run the temple, and a Taoist priest who can't run and can't run the temple." ”

Song Ziyu suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, and Dao Tong also laughed weirdly: "Why did you suddenly laugh?" Did you feel that your time had come, so you let out a final giggle? ”

Song Ziyu shook his head and said, "No, I think you are very unlevel, extremely-eating, so I laugh at you." ”

Dao Tong wondered, "Oh? Let's hear it. ”

Song Ziyu began to play tricks again, saying that he was originally a monk, but he was still the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, and he was a monk trapped in the temple, so it was not that the monk could not run the temple, nor could he run the Taoist priest could not run the temple, but ...... The monk Song Ziyu made a big fuss about the Jade Mountain View!

Dao Tong smiled and said: "Little ghost, you are still pretending to be a ghost here, I think you will definitely die next and don't know how to die, if you are really the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, you have the ability to turn over and turn out of my view of the Jade Mountain, and turn out of the Jade Mountain!" ”

Song Ziyu said nonsense: "Reincarnation does not necessarily have the ability of the previous life, if you want me to turn out your view, then I will only have the share of planting my head." ”

Dao Tong smiled contemptuously: "I knew that you kid would only squirt feces all day long, one moment Sun Wukong, one moment Xianfeng, and another kung fu just now, do you think you can really string so many scenes?" Even if you have mixed into the entertainment industry, you are at best a big-name group performer, and the highest appearance fee is only five cents! ”

Song Ziyu was tired of blowing the cowhide, and he smiled bitterly: "Didn't you already tell me that I was going to hang up tomorrow?" Then you can't let me brag about it all night before I die? ”

Dao Tong sneered: "Okay, okay! Count me as a handout to give you a little face, and you will take your cowhide to reincarnate in the next life, and it is best to reincarnate a cow, so that no one will object to you every day, but you have to eat milk and milk grass every day. ”

Song Ziyu continued to fart indiscriminately, saying that even if he was reincarnated, he would be reincarnated under the banner of Mengniu, Daotong was completely happy, and laughed and said: "Don't worry, I will definitely drink your milked milk in the future." ”

Song Ziyu fought back: "I see that if you want to be reincarnated in the next life, you will be reincarnated as a pig, you are already laughing so much that you can't do it, as the saying goes, pigs laugh, you are reincarnated as a pig, and no one will object to your laughter every day." ”

Dao Tong was completely tired and didn't want to fight with the world's most brilliant strange flower anymore, so he sat down and fell asleep, Song Ziyu also lay in the corner of the wall and fell asleep, and his pig-like snoring didn't wake Dao Tong up anymore.