Chapter 7 The Horror of Laughter is full of laughter
When Song Ziyu paced in front of the coffin, he was already sweating, as if he was as tired as climbing a mountain after only a dozen steps.
He bent down slightly, put the takeaway down, and then peered into the coffin. At this moment, a bloody hand stretched out from inside! Song Ziyu was so frightened that he fell down, screamed a ghost, and hurriedly ran to the door.
But he suddenly felt a strong suction force behind him, and when he glanced back, the bloody bloody hand opened, and indeed sent out a strong suction, making him unable to move forward, slowly retreating, and when he retreated to the coffin, this suction turned him around, making him look directly at the bloody hand, Song Ziyu was so frightened that he had no master, and shouted for help in despair: "Help!" Help......"
Suddenly, the powerful suction disappeared, Song Ziyu stood firm, and the bloody hand suddenly conjured up a hundred yuan yuan, Song Ziyu was stunned, not knowing what this meant, forced Yan Huan smiled and asked: "Zun family, this, what does this mean?" ”
The bloody hand didn't speak, as if letting Song Ziyu guess on his own, Song Ziyu racked his brains and thought about it, he had seen the scene of foreigners spending on TV before, and now this scene seems to be called something to tip, is it ...... Is this a tip for him?
Song Ziyu boldly asked, "May I ask you, is this my tip?" ”
The bloody hand swung up and down twice, as if nodding, signaling him that this was a tip, and as soon as Song Ziyu took it, the RMB automatically entered his pocket, and he jumped in surprise.
In addition to being surprised, I also felt extremely weird, why didn't this ghost speak now, and had to use his hands to spell code words? Song Ziyu tensed his nerves and poked his brain into the coffin again, and the result surprised him: there was no one in the coffin! That bloody hand is suspended in the air, a ghost hand alive, so it's not terrifying!
Song Ziyu was so frightened that he screamed again, and ran to the door in despair, followed by a lightning and thunder behind him, and the deafening sound made him stop unconsciously and stand in place like a wooden chicken.
He suddenly felt that there was someone behind him, and suddenly looked back and saw a kind old woman sitting in a wheelchair, facing the coffin, which made Song Ziyu's eyes widen again, and he thought in a state of confusion: What is the situation, wasn't there no one in the house just now? This can't be the rhythm of a ghost movie!
However, the grandmother's kind smile at him eased his heartbeat slightly, this grandmother has fluffy black hair, wears a pair of reading glasses, and wears a floral dress for the elderly, she does look very much like a Taiwanese on TV, not only that, but she also exudes a kind of charm, which makes people feel very comfortable.
Song Ziyu immediately recognized her as the customer on the phone, so she smiled awkwardly: "I brought you the takeaway." ”
The old grandmother bowed her head slightly and said, "Young man, my legs and feet are inconvenient, you can help me bring the takeaway." ”
Although Song Ziyu was afraid of seeing the ghost hand again, it was not easy to refuse the customer's request, so he pretended to calmly step forward and handed the takeaway to the grandmother, fortunately, nothing strange happened here, and he could finally take a long breath.
The old grandmother opened the lunch box, but instead of eating it in a hurry, she smiled and asked, "Young man, aren't you in a hurry now?" ”
These words made Song Ziyu in a dilemma. He really didn't want to stay in this place for a minute, or he would be sent to a mental hospital tomorrow; But after all, this is his first customer, if he refuses someone's request, maybe he will receive a bad review, deducting some money is nothing, but it will definitely leave a bad impression on the customer and the boss, which will hinder his future. Although he is a mountain boy who doesn't know anything, he also knows the rules of doing things.
So he thought like an electric bolt and thought of a compromise solution: "I have to accompany my friends to dinner in two hours, and I can stay with you for an hour, just say what you want." ”
The old lady smiled slightly and said, "I don't force anything else, I just want you to sit down and listen carefully to the story of me and my old man." ”
Song Ziyu was taken aback, he originally thought that his grandmother might let him help buy vegetables, feed food, clean the house, etc., but he didn't expect this, this grandmother is really a quirky person.
But it would be nice to listen to the story and relax, so he moved a chair and sat diagonally across from him, ready to listen to the old woman. Look at her age should be around sixty, in the past sixty years, the country has undergone many earth-shaking changes, grandma must be a person who has read all the vicissitudes of life, there must be a lot of unforgettable memories in the heart, it must also sound like a dream, wonderful!
The grandmother didn't speak first, but took out a bunch of photos from the pocket of her skirt and handed them to Song Ziyu, Song Ziyu looked at it, all of them were a pair of photos of showing affection and affection, no need to guess that this is a photo of the grandmother and her deceased wife when they were young, the grandmother is indeed a big beauty, dressed up in a fancy way, graceful, and very charming with a slight smile, no wonder it looks like this charm still exists now, Song Ziyu feels more and more that the grandmother is amiable. And her husband is also handsome and chic, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, with an extraordinary temperament, and he looks rich and handsome.
Song Ziyu praised these photos, and the grandmother was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth, and immediately told her and her wife about the past of their love.
She and her husband are from Hsinchu, Taiwan, both of them are top students of National Tsinghua University, she is engaged in literature and art, and her husband is studying entomology, although the two of them can't play professionally, but they both have romantic feelings, her husband chased her and told her that he also loves literature, if he can touch the scene and write an article when he is looking for insects in the mountains, then his enthusiasm for work will be high.
So the two came together hand in hand, and as soon as they graduated with a master's degree, they entered the palace of marriage and lived happily.
Song Ziyu's heart warmed after hearing this, although he has not yet drunk the nectar of love like his grandmother, but he is also very eager to find a person he likes to stay with, he can barely be regarded as a stable life now, so it is reasonable to start thinking about starting a family.
The old grandmother continued to gush:
"My husband and I went to his house for dinner before we got married, and I watched a thriller movie in the evening, and I was so scared that I threw myself into his arms, and he hugged me tightly for 20 minutes before I calmed down."
"On the night of the candle in the cave room, I laid out a quilt with him and prepared to go to bed, but I didn't expect that he was such a reserved person as Suri and hugged my small waist and began to kiss wildly. After the kiss, he pressed me to the bed......"
"Don't, don't! Grandma, I can imagine the episode of that night, you better keep your mouth shut. Song Ziyu said busily with red ears.
I didn't think that the old grandmother turned a deaf ear, and continued to talk unashamedly:
"I was babbling and screaming in fright, and I closed my eyes and held my breath, but I didn't think he would laugh out loud: 'Look, it scares you!' I breathed a sigh of relief, and he slowly picked me up, hugged me into his arms, and sang to me my favorite little luck: I heard the raindrops falling on the green grass, and I heard the bell ringing in the distance......"
"I'm so lucky! After listening to him sing, I cried so much that I took the initiative to kiss him, and the feeling of kissing was really nervous, no wonder I closed my eyes when kissing. ”
"But when I opened my eyes, I suddenly found that he had put his hand on that part of my body," and the old woman finally turned red and red, but I said at the time: Am I a little too young? He said, "It's okay, I haven't seen a big one." ”
Song Ziyu exclaimed: My mother, I also brought up the lines of "To Youth", these two people are simply romantic! If you are old, you will not become an old naughty boy!
“……”
The old grandmother continued to talk endlessly, telling him the story of their little couple's life, listening to Song Ziyu's head fluttering, and she wanted to scream, at first she thought it was funny and beautiful, but then the more she listened to it, the more annoying she became, and she really didn't want to continue to talk and laugh with this old man.
He looked at his watch, and before he knew it, two hours had passed! He quickly got up and said, "Grandma, you can talk about it next time, I have missed the dinner, and I have to rush there now." ”
The old grandmother was surprised: "You're leaving?" ”
Song Ziyu bowed slightly, but the old grandmother turned her face and threatened him that if he dared to leave, he would give a bad review directly, Song Ziyu was so shocked that he wanted to scold: The old man has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for thirty years, and he has never met such a brazen person! He snorted coldly twice, and fearlessly told her that even if he gave a bad review, he would explain it to the boss personally, and I believe that the boss would still be considerate of him, and the big deal was the money that didn't get good reviews.
The old grandmother was neither angry nor helpless, but said lightly: "Okay, you go." ”
Song Ziyu breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly left this place of right and wrong, but as soon as he arrived at the corridor, he widened his eyes and saw that the strange scene had not disappeared! There was a faint purple light in the darkness, the elevator was still in a stationary state, and there was still a bottomless abyss under the stairs, so he had no choice but to 'return to the arms of the old grandmother'.
The old grandmother sneered: "Why don't you leave?" Stupid! Listen to my story. ”
Song Ziyu looked up to the sky and sighed three times, sat down and continued to let the magic sound permeate his ears......