Chapter 5: Goofs?

"Wow, look, sure enough, there is Yi Zhuang, I'm sure that Brother Beast really didn't deceive people, he really went to the Mr. Zombie plane!"

"You still need to say this, we have already decided, otherwise we would have said goodbye to the anchor!"

"Do you think that this ninth uncle looks very similar to Senior Lin, and he is a good fairy wind bone!"

"Don't really say it, if you look serious, it's exactly the same!"

"I found out a long time ago, because they look so similar, we feel so natural when we look at them, but this literary talent is a lot more obscene than in the movie. ”

"Have you found that this Wencai is carrying the big man who is eight meters eight and weighs at least one hundred and fifteen, but he can still walk like a fly, keep up with Uncle Jiu, is there anything you here can do?"

"Can't!"

“+1”

"Brother Beast said that this parallel world is a low-level supernatural world, and strange people are naturally very comparable!"

"It's truth upstairs again!"

"Look, I'm going to enter Yizhuang, I'm looking forward to it!"

Sailors live in modern times, and although they are experiencing such bizarre events as psionic revival, no one has ever seen such a place that exists in historical records.

Although Qin Shou has his eyes closed, he can still understand the situation in the outside world through the 360-degree shooting of the live broadcast system without dead ends.

After leaving the market, the three of them walked for less than a quarter of an hour along a sheep's intestine path outside the town before they came to the foot of a hill.

At the foot of the mountain is a blue brick house, covering an area of not small, divided into front and back and adding a courtyard, very southern water town characteristics.

There is a quaint plaque hanging on the gate of the courtyard, with two traditional characters of "Yizhuang" written on it, and the plaque is spotless, obviously carefully wiped every day.

Yizhuang is built at the foot of the mountain in the back of the sun, although the sun is now high, but standing in front of the gate of Yizhuang does not feel hot at all, on the contrary, you can feel a trace of coolness.

Uncle Nine pushed open the courtyard door, and an icy chill hit, making Qin Shou's skin tighten, and he actually got goosebumps.

As if sensing Qin Shou's abnormality, Uncle Nine pointed into a sword, pointed two fingers on Qin Shou's forehead, and a warm current poured into Qin Shou's body, Qin Shou suddenly felt comfortable, as if bathing in a hot spring.

If he hadn't clearly remembered that he was still pretending, he would definitely moan comfortably.

In the live broadcast room, it was a different story.

I saw that Yizhuang under the camera was completely shrouded in a layer of white fog, like a shadow, giving the sailors a sense of fairyland.

However, their bodies felt a bone-chilling cold from the white mist.

The two extreme contrasts made the sailors feel very uncomfortable, and a layer of cold sweat appeared on their backs unconsciously.

"Brothers, on a hot day, I watched the live broadcast shirtless, and when I saw this Yizhuang, I felt like I had fallen into an ice cellar. ”

"It's not just you, I have it too!"

"Ditto!"

"Don't you all care about whether it's cold or not? Don't you notice that Brother Beast's live broadcast equipment can actually convey the cold feeling of the cold fog to us?"

"Upstairs, you're too out, we all accept that Brother Beast can travel through parallel worlds, what's unacceptable about these other details!"

"Pole to pole, continue to watch the live broadcast, this Yizhuang is not simple, I am quite curious!"

......

Qin Shou peeped at the public screen and said secretly: "It seems that I am not the only one who has seen the white mist!"

At first, he thought he was wrong, and Yizhuang under the camera was indeed shrouded in a layer of white fog.

But he secretly opened a trace of his eyes and saw that the Yizhuang was no different from the ordinary tiled house.

Just when he was puzzled, a prompt appeared on the virtual panel of the live broadcast system.

Qin Shou opened it curiously and looked at it, and soon he understood why there was a different scene in reality and Yizhuang under the camera.

It turned out that the live broadcast system included all the things formed by dark energy into the scope of camera capture in order to facilitate the live broadcast of ghosts.

In other words, the sailors in the live broadcast room can see the real ghosts by watching the live broadcast.

"Tsk, system brother, the cow is broken, I like it! This can be used as an easter egg, so that sailors can experience what it means to see the hell, hehehe!"

Qin Shou was secretly happy in his heart, and soon thought of a way to surprise his water friends.

"Wencai, put him on the bed, and then go get some rooster blood, and grind it into ink with cinnabar!"

Qin Shou thought about it, and he was already carried into a small single-family building next to the main hall of Yizhuang by Wen Cai.

Uncle Nine untied the blanket on his shoulders, put the dry tobacco stick aside, and commanded Wen Cai without looking back.

"Yes, Master!"

Wen Cai put Qin Shou on the bed, and then walked out of the small building, and when he came in again, he was already holding a white porcelain bowl in his hand, and a little blood stained showed that the chicken was freshly killed.

Without waiting for the ninth uncle's order, Wen Cai walked to the incense case in the hall dedicated to the ancestor with the blood of the rooster, and moved his hand quickly.

"Master, it's alright!"

After a short time, Wen Cai returned to Uncle Jiu's side.

"Hmm!"

Uncle Nine hummed lightly, cleaned his hands, and walked into the ancestral hall.

A few minutes later, Uncle Nine walked out with a talisman covered in mysterious spells.

casually poured a cup of hot water from the table and brought it to the bed where Qin Shou was lying.

"It's coming!"

Qin Shou watched Uncle Nine arrive beside him, and hurriedly collected his mind and entered a state of disguise.

Uncle Nine did not hesitate, the talisman in his hand spontaneously combusted without fire, blended into the teacup, and then handed it to Wen Cai and said, "Give him the talisman water!"

Wen Cai took the teacup, pinched Qin Shou's mouth a little roughly, and poured the talisman water into it.

Before Qin Shou could swallow, he found that his throat was no longer under his control.

"Gollum ......"

Fu Shui went down the river, and Qin Shou was actually poured water like this.

In the live broadcast room.

The sailors rejoiced again.

"I'm glad to hear it, what is this called, downstairs, do you know?"

"Brother, I know, if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself!"

"I also know that if you walk for a long time at night, you will hit a ghost!"

"I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet?

"Playing with fire and self-immolation can also describe this situation!"

"From the point of view of the mourning family, it is also good to be cocooned and self-bound!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, Brother Beast has fallen to the ground and sang remorse!"

"Brothers, the show is coming, I'm going to open a handicap, betting on whether Brother Beast will wear a gang under Fu Shui, will be one to two, not one to ten, the upper limit of the bet is five yuan, can you participate?"

"I'm going to go five cents, and I'll goof!"

"I'm 250 points, and I'll go through the goofs!"

"Alas, Brother Beast, it's not that I don't have confidence in you, after all, you are pretending, I can only let you go, just put down four pieces of nine cents and nine cents, and the remaining one point will save you some face!"

......

To be honest, Qin Shou didn't feel much when he drank the rune water, and it was like drinking a cup of hot tea.

But the barrage in the live broadcast room made him unable to calm down, and he almost got into a goof.

"Lao Tie, I'm going to disappoint you again, I want to see my brother goofs, and get to know the real acting skills!"

After Qin Shou finished saying this sentence in the live broadcast room with his mind, his body lying on the bed moved.

It's just that......

"Master, why hasn't he reacted yet, it can't be that your spirit rune has failed, right?"

Wen Cai suddenly spoke, so that he could scare Qin Shou to death.

Uncle Nine also frowned and said, "Impossible, it was painted by Shi Gang, it's hot, how can it be invalid." He may have lost too much energy, one is not enough, he has to get three!"

Wen Cai: "Do you mean to give him two more? Isn't it usually one that works? As soon as you drink it, a mouthful of black phlegm spurts out, and you are very old!"

"Wencai, go over and take a look!"

After speaking, Uncle Nine seemed to remember something, and hurriedly took two steps back, but Wen Cai retreated faster than him.

"Master, can you not go over?"

Wen Cai said pitifully with a bitter face.

Qin Shou, who was lying on the bed, listened to the conversation between the master and apprentice, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

The state can be disguised, but how does this black phlegm make him disguise?

"Forget it, let's die! The jokes of sailors are indispensable for a piece of meat!"

Qin Shou is a bachelor, and he decided not to delay it anymore, and he told the truth if it was a big deal.

"Ahem......"

Qin Shou let out two extremely weak light coughs, slowly opened his eyes, and after looking around, he fixed on the Ninth Uncle and apprentice.

"Master, he seems to be awake!"

"I saw it!"

"But there is no black phlegm!"

"It's no better, maybe he has a different physique than ordinary people, the kind without phlegm!"

"Whew, that's good, I finally don't have to stink for days!"

Wen Cai patted his chest with palpitations, relieved.

And Qin Shou, who heard their strange conversation, almost held his breath in his chest, and directly stood up for the corpse.

He's ready to explain it, and it's useless now!

It's useless!

In the live broadcast room.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, although Brother Beast is lucky not to wear a goof, but I can see his constipated appearance, why do I feel so good!"

"You're not fighting alone!"

"Brother Beast is so lucky, this is not a goof, pity my five cents of breakfast money!"

Qin Shou roared in the live broadcast room: "Luck is also part of strength!"