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Saif shook his shoulders and tried to shake Yuri away, but Yuri grabbed it tightly and didn't shake it off. Saif said, "What do you mean?"

Yuri said: "General, slow down, from what I know about Vasily, it is now ready to excrete." We have a human researcher in its stomach and we don't know if it can get out. ”

Normally, Vasily excretes once a week, but today he may have eaten a nuclear bomb and spoiled his stomach, and suddenly he excreted early. Vasily's excrement is a bit like the excrement of a python, except that because of its large size, the volume of the excrement is also large, piled up like hills.

Yuri held the binoculars and observed Vasily's excrement, while secretly praying that the spaceship he had lent Charles would stand the test of Vasily's digestive system and not be dissolved. Maybe Yuri's prayer moved the heavens, or maybe it was a miracle that Yuri actually found a silvery-white cone-shaped object in a pile of excrement, and it was his warp speed 7 Varyag spacecraft!

Yuri excitedly contacted the Varyag with the ship's phone: "The institute calls Charles, the institute calls Charles, please answer when you hear it, please answer when you hear it." ”

There was no answer, and the call channel was silent. But Yuri didn't give up, and after 10 minutes of continuous calling, Yuri recorded his call with a repeater and repeated it over and over again. The repeater worked continuously for more than two hours, and Charles's voice finally came from the other end of the phone: "Okay Yuri, turn that thing off." It's so noisy that I can't sleep well."

Everyone was very happy to hear Charles's calm voice again, Napoléon.Zhao asked Charles to see if he could start the spaceship and fly back, Charles tried to start it a few times, and said that the engine didn't seem to be a big problem, but the tail of the spaceship was licked by Vasily's tongue and couldn't turn, so it was best to send a ship to pick it up.

Yuri and Zhou Haoyu volunteered to drive Charles out of the pile of in a towing boat, and flew together to M-1879932, which was exiled that year. As soon as he got off the ship, Charles said to Yuri apologetically, "Sorry, I broke your ship." ”

Yuri said generously: "It's okay, this ship will be sent to you, and I will drive you in the future." ”

Charles nodded, and said to Saif again: "Thank you for bringing the army to save me, now that I am safe, you can go back." ”

Saif said: "I only accept orders from the Earth Headquarters, not that you can go back if you say let me go." ”

Charles said, "It's okay, you go back first, and I'll send a report to your leader when I get back." ”

The guards whispered a few words beside Saf, who looked up and said, "News from Earth." HQ is glad you're back safely, but military experiments on this monster need to continue, as evidence suggests that it's a creature that poses a great threat to humanity, and we have to test whether humans can control it. ”

"In fact, I think we might be able to influence this creature in some way by using a reflex approach," Charles said. ”

Saif said: "No need, the Earth headquarters suggested that we test it with laser and ultrasonic weapons. ”

Yuri secretly sweated for Vasily, and he felt that the laser should pose a serious threat to Vasily, because the laser they used to take the nucleus at that time destroyed the cell membrane. It's just that he can't stop Saif from deciding.

The battleship docked outside Mammoth was recharged, and at the same time fired a laser cannon at Vasily. Vasily, however, did not seem to react to these lights. Lasers were fired at its body, seemingly doing nothing other than to make it look cooler. It's as if it's not a powerful high-energy laser cannon shining on you, but a laser light in the Di Bar. It will only blink when the laser cannon is aimed at its eyes. Saif looked at this invincible monster with a deep sense of frustration, like a cold-armed warrior with a shuttle in his hand, facing a heavy tank, clueless.

Charles said, "General Saf, it was with a laser that burned through the scale armor of this creature to remove the nucleus. I think your laser weapons are useless because they are too far away. Mammoth has been modified by the atmosphere and has a thick atmosphere. The laser light you emit in space doesn't have much power to refract through the atmosphere. I think if you want to test this weapon, you should get closer. ”

"Yes, the speed of laser weapons and ultrasonic weapons cannot reach the speed of light in an atmospheric environment. And according to our tests, Vasily has the ability to exceed the speed of light. If you really want to test Vasily's resistance or want to destroy this creature, you should at least get closer. ”

Saif said embarrassedly: "To test these weapons at close range, I need to get higher clearance, and I can't risk my soldiers' lives." ”

Charles said, "I suggest you go back to Earth before you get higher clearance. ”

Saif stared into Charles' eyes and said, "Hey, S**t man, thank you for your advise." (Thanks for the suggestion, poop man.) ）

Charles said: "I deeply regret your wording. ”

Saif said, "I will be back!" and returned to Earth with his attendants and his battleship.

Zhou Haoyu asked Charles curiously, "Why does General Saif want to speak English to you?"

Charles shrugged and said, "Who knows? ”

Yuri said, "You British people are so well-brought, if someone called me S**tman, I would have him a long time ago." ”

Charles said: "What happened to S**t man, life is like this, Some times , s**t happened"

Zhao Dao: "You should talk to your family first, we just sent the news of your death to your mother, and now that you are fine, you should report your safety to your family." ”

Because of the distance, it is estimated that it would take decades to call by satellite phone, so Charles had to use a quantum entanglement phone. This kind of phone is fast and the signal is good, but the call bill is extremely expensive.

Charles's mother was surprised to receive a call from Charles and said, "We thought you were dead, and we have applied to make a copy of you with your DNA, and now the embryos are ready." ”

Earth law states that people who have died in the line of duty do have a chance to use cloning to have a second chance to live. It's just that Charles didn't expect his family to act so quickly, and he did a good job of "stand-in" in less than a week after he "sacrificed". At this point, Charles had nothing to say, so he asked his mother, "Do you think you have the child's name?"

Mom said, "Let's call it Charles Junior, do you have any good suggestions?"

Charles said, "No, that's a good name, just don't put my backup memories into Junior's head." Let him grow up independently and healthily. ”

Mom said, "No, I'm trying to keep Junior from doing science, being a lawyer or a chef." Of course, it depends on Junior's own intentions. ”

Charles nodded and hung up. Zhou Haoyu saw Charles' solemn face, so he asked him, "What did your mother tell you?"

"It's nothing, it's just that there's an extra brother in the family," Charles said. ”

Saif is gone, and the initiative for Vasily's research returns to the Institute. Everyone was surprised to find that the spaceship piloted by Charles was covered in a yellowish liquid with a strange smell. The smell is a bit like sperm whale ambergris, but it's a bit stronger than the sperm whale flavor, almost as strong as musk. So the researchers speculated that Vasily's stomach acid could not corrode the titanium alloy shell of the spaceship, so Vasily's gallbladder was like a sperm whale, secreting a large amount of cholesterol to envelop the spacecraft and then excrete it.

This discovery was very helpful, and even a scientist with little business acumen knew that the aroma secreted by Vasily could be used to make very popular spices and perfumes. Everyone named the unique scent of Vasily's excrement "Dragon Relic Incense". Compared with the "ambergris" of sperm whales, "dragon relics" is obviously more worthy of its name. First of all, the sperm whale is a kind of whale, not a dragon at all, and secondly, the ambergris is not the "salivation" of the sperm whale at all, but the cholesterol of the sperm whale. According to Zhou Haoyu's point of view, ambergris should be renamed "whale mellow fragrance" to be more realistic.

In addition to the discovery of the "Dragon's Relic Incense", the Institute of Biology is also interested in the spacecraft's flight recorder. Because this recorder completely recorded the digestion process of the spacecraft in Vasily's body, which is equivalent to an endoscope. Scientists have found that although Vasily has a mouthful of sharp teeth, it does not chew when eating, because its stomach has a strong grinding ability. Vasily's digestive system is somewhere between that of birds and crocodiles, with an forestomach and a gizzard. When Vasily eats a piece of food, he first puts the food in the forestomach and gizzard to soften and grind, and then returns to the hindstomach and intestines for digestion, and in Vasily's hindgut intestine there is a fermentation chamber similar to that of ungulate mammals, and the taste of "dragon relics" is formed in the fermentation chamber.

The discovery validates scientists' assumptions that the main reason why an interstellar dinosaur like Vasily ate a planet was to aid digestion. Crocodiles also often eat rocks to help grind food, and the stones eaten by crocodiles often weigh up to one percent of their body weight. If the interstellar dinosaurs were to be in the same proportion as crocodiles, then their weight could be deduced from the planets they swallowed.

At the same time, Vasily's hindstomach resembles that of birds, with a narrow pylorus and a relatively thin small intestine/wall. Therefore, what is indigestible may be difficult to pass through the pylorus - if there is something large and indigestible for Vasily. This means that perhaps Vasily could move indigestible things through the reverse peristalsis of the digestive tract like a bird, spit food out of his mouth, lose weight quickly, and avoid being caught by predators, if he has them.

Although Vasily's digestive system is different from that of terrestrial organisms, the difference is not very large, which makes scientists a little disappointed - in their impression, the mysterious "extraterrestrial creature" should be a completely different life form, who knows that except for a larger one, it is actually similar to the life form of the earth?

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I remember where Wang Xika once read such a sentence: When you know more, the more you feel like you don't know anything.

Who would have thought that there really was such a creature in the universe that could swallow other planets. This kind of creature that can devour the planet should exist now, right?

At the very minute when I was reading the manuscript in the studio, maybe somewhere in the universe, there was such an animal swallowing the stars and the moon.