After Luo Jia completed the historic test launch of the sparrow rocket in Jiuquan, he returned to Shanghai on the company's special plane non-stop and held an extremely serious meeting.

The reason why this meeting is extremely serious is because of its particularity, as a tough guy group, Xingchen Technology Company, which gathers the most straight men on the earth, is ready to engage in cosmetics, which is definitely a serious challenge for straight men who can't even distinguish between eye shadow and eye cream.

Baoshan Headquarters Building, Top Floor, Authority Conference Room.

As you can tell from the name, this is the difference from the brainstorming team, the management bureau has fewer people, and it is composed of major branches and department heads.

Sitting at the top of the conference room, Luo Jia frowned, looked around, and found a sad face, this group of the world's smartest geniuses, suddenly stopped talking, scratching their ears and cheeks very hard, it was also a rare and strange scene.

"Since we're here, let's talk about it separately." Luo Jia said in a deep voice: "Even if you catch ducks on the shelves, then you have to go on it, you should understand that the easiest thing in the world to make is the money of women and children, and it is imperative to collect IQ taxes from all women, this is a plan that will never change." ”

"We're not just going to collect an IQ tax, we're going to have to collect a big tax! Because every penny received will go into our space program, become our Mars base, the moon base, become our space station and Earth-Moon spacecraft, without money, what do we use to realize the dream of the stars and the sea? ”

Luo Jia said righteous words, but his heart is empty, as a single dog for 10,000 years, he doesn't even have a girlfriend, let alone understand cosmetics.

At this time, someone volunteered.

Luo Jia saw Hong Tao stand up, and immediately felt happy, Hong Tao is in charge of the Ministry of Commerce, he has a lively brain, and often deals with cunning businessmen, he must have no problem going out.

"We're going to add more categories!" Since Hong Tao became a big leader, his body has become more and more generous, and his voice has become more and more urn-like, "My daughter-in-law and I said that the company wanted to produce a kind of alabaster cream, but she was squeezed by it. ”

"It turns out that now the things that wipe the face are no longer called alabaster, they are called face creams, barrier creams, day creams, night creams, lotions, lotions, lotions, essence water, beauty water..."

What's the situation?

What are these things?

Sounds amazing!

Women are indeed the biggest unsolved mystery in the world, and they actually rub so many messy things on their faces, aren't they afraid of destroying the weakly tolerated dermis?

All of this stuff is biomonitored? Have you ever done a double-blind comparison? Has it been approved by the Food and Drug Administration?

As Hong Tao said those magical names, the scene was in an uproar, and the geniuses looked like they were facing a great enemy, and a stormy wave quickly rose in their heads.

Hong Tao is proud, in terms of scientific research ability, he is the scum of the company, but this time he has done enough homework and memorized the names and uses of hundreds of cosmetics, since the end of the college entrance examination, he has never worked so hard.

Seeing the bewildered looks of his colleagues at this moment, Hong Tao suddenly admired his wisdom incomparably, and there was no chance to shock these top cattle people in mathematics or physics, but cosmetics can!

"I disagree."

After Hong Tao finished speaking, An Ran stood up slowly, and said clearly and coherently in his usual fast speaking speed: "On this issue, I specifically consulted Mengzhou, which is a project that I completed with her. ”

With that, An Ran put more than 500 pages of printing paper on the table and made a muffled sound.

It is worthy of Mr. An, who has done so much preparation behind the scenes!

Qi Mengzhou is a genius on par with Enron, the two of them have combined their swords, and the project they have done must be very amazing, right?

There were many exclamations in everyone's hearts, Enron is the second-in-command of the company, second only to Luo Jia's existence, he really wants to be more powerful.

An Ran directly took off the script and said: "Mengzhou and I have the same opinion, we can't imagine women as simple-minded creatures, women in the new era are completely different, they are enough to keep pace with men in terms of social status, economic ability, and academic literacy..."

"It's like memorizing a textbook, I'm afraid this is the idea that your wife instilled in you, right? Cut, women's boxing. Luo Jia slandered in his heart, but he didn't show it.

An Ran said: "Mengzhou is older than me, everyone knows this, but the age gap has never been shown on her face and body, and I am also puzzled by this." ”

When Luo Jia heard this, she scolded again: "Senior Sister Mengzhou's face is indeed well maintained, she looks like she is in her twenties, but how is her body, how do we know?" An Ran, this guy definitely has the potential to show off his wife. ”

"After Mengzhou's explanation, I suddenly realized that Mengzhou can be maintained to such an extent, for no other reason, I chose the right path, and I didn't pay the IQ tax."

"I would like to ask you, how much do you know about medical aesthetics?"

Swish~

Luo Jia's eyes looked around and saw even more confused faces.

This is a group of guys who can't even tell the difference between facial cleanser and shower gel, Luo Jia has seen the best-selling product survey of the headquarters life supermarket, an existence called Adidas three-in-one, which has long been at the top of the best-selling list of cosmetics.

Luo Jia inquired and found out that the so-called three-in-one is shower gel, shampoo, facial cleanser, all in one, washing hair, face and body, all without problems, just the so-called bottle in hand, I have it in the world, with the artifact three-in-one, plus Dabao, straight men can travel the world unimpeded.

Like a woman, she carries many bottles and cans everywhere she goes, and the jars are filled with all kinds of strange liquids, this kind of thing does not exist, in the world of straight men, Dabao is a dispensable thing, a bottle of three-in-one, enough to solve ninety-nine percent of the problem.

"Less nonsense, you can talk quickly." Luo Jia was anxious, and shouted at An Ran: "What is medical beauty?" Why can I keep my skin healthy? ”

An Ran saw that he had already aroused public anger, so he didn't sell it anymore, and quickly explained: "Medical beauty is the meaning of medical beauty, if you paste tens of thousands of yuan of cosmetics on your face, the effect may not be able to catch up with the laser lattice of a course of treatment." ”

Laser!!!

The word laser seems to have a huge magic power for straight men, and all of a sudden, the lifeless conference room is boiling, and everyone is talking about it in private.

Wen Chengling, a big man in the laser field, jumped out and said very excitedly: "Oh my God, there is finally something I can understand, this will be open until now, and it almost didn't suffocate me to death!" When we brothers lived in the Amazon rainforest, we all smeared mud on our faces for sunscreen and cosmetics, and we didn't even know a little bit about cosmetics. ”

Belch...

Mud face, blocking ultraviolet rays?

That's pretty powerful.

Luo Jia was speechless, as a man who can use Nivea facial cleanser, he seems to be more delicate.

"Laser lattice is not really a laser generator." Wen Chengling said quickly: "Lattice refers to a working mode of the laser, as long as the diameter of the laser beam is less than 500 microns, and the beam is regularly arranged into a lattice, the working mode at this time is called a fractional laser." ”

"The ultra-pulsed ablative CO2 fractional laser can instantly heat the water in the tissue to more than 100 °C, and when applied to the skin, it can vaporize the epidermis or the dermis at different depths, causing the skin to vaporize the pit."

"Due to the high peak energy of fractional lasers, the small collateral damage caused by heat, the accurate vaporization of tissues, and the slight damage to surrounding tissues, it can be recovered in three to five days at most, and at the same time it is less likely to cause complications such as pigmentation or hypopigmentation, so it is scientifically based on the fact that it is used to remove scars and rejuvenate the skin."

"Who invented the laser lattice, I don't know, it is a branch of our laser field is quite unprofessional, when I used to read papers, I occasionally saw a few articles about the use of laser to activate the dermis, I was very puzzled, someone wasted their lives, engaged in such worthless research? So by the way, I remembered. ”

Ay~

Luo Jia supported his forehead, this group of straight men, they actually felt that laser technology was worthless for beauty, wasting their lives, and was not doing their job.

How do they know that laser beauty is not only valuable, hundreds of billions a year, is it very profitable!

Straight men may never understand how crazy a woman can be for beauty.

"That's right." An Ran said in a deep voice: "That's what Mengzhou said, she never uses those ordinary cosmetics and doesn't pay IQ taxes, but she spends a lot of time on medical beauty treatment every year, and the creams and masks she uses are all the kind with medical device batch numbers, although the price is expensive, the effect is really good." ”

"I stole some from Mengzhou and put it in the chemical laboratory for testing, and the test report is stored in the cloud server, the number is..."

Cracking sound...

Although straight men don't understand cosmetics, they can understand the test report.

So a group of people downloaded the test report with all their hands and feet, and pointed fingers at the detected ingredients, which instantly restored the true color of the keyboard hero.

After a pause, An Ran finally concluded: "All in all, we should take the medical aesthetic system as an opponent, study it carefully, start from the three dimensions of equipment, chemistry, and genes, and the hardware department will increase research and development efforts to develop medical aesthetic machinery with subversive effects, lasers, ultrasound, and black technology that can be used, and the chemical department should deploy competitive fragrances and lubricants, believe me, women's noses and skin are much more sensitive than ours." ”

"If you want your product to sell well, you need to have a good smell and a slippery touch on your body, and you also need to design packaging that is unique to us, and use these as marketing tools."

"Finally, genetics, the life sciences department is responsible for providing the core of cosmetics, real wrinkles, anti-aging genotype drugs, this is the most important step in the plan, after all, any product wants to sell well, product power is the core value, and the rest is auxiliary."

Clearing his throat, An Ran shouted loudly: "With the mechanical, chemical, and genetic trilogy, we will be able to provide high-quality beauty services that meet medical standards for female compatriots and seize the medical beauty market." ”

Boom~

At the end of Enron's speech, the straight men applauded warmly.

Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief, as long as they studied the existence of laser generators and genetic optimizers, there was no need to figure out the difference between eye cream and face cream, how simple it was, straight men were relieved.

If such an idea is known by female compatriots, I am afraid that they will be furious, because in the thinking of the tough guy Tiantuan, they would rather study lasers than figure out those damn cosmetics, and they are very suspicious of not wanting to waste energy on women.

Wait a minute!

What the fuck is going on!?

At this moment, Luo Jia suddenly stood up, "If I'm not mistaken, today's meeting is to discuss how to collect IQ taxes from women, why did it have a relationship with medical beauty?" ”