The Taoist chief asked the man to stand in front of the statue, staring at the eyes in the statue, and after the man did so, suddenly the eyes of the statue shot a blue light towards his body, and this light burned the man like a strange blue fire, making him wail in pain, and after just one breath, the man turned into a puff of green smoke in a desperate moan, and drifted into the image - a different dimension.

The woman was dumbfounded, her heart was beating like a drum, and she hurriedly asked, "Dao Chief, I, what happened to my man just now?" ”

The Dao Master unhurriedly told her that her husband had just been baptized with soul fire, and now that he had separated his soul from his painful body, his soul had entered another dimension, and after the elixir was refined, it would be the day of the return of yang.

The woman heard it in a fog, but the pounding heart just now finally calmed down, and then the Taoist cleared his throat and asked her two things in a serious tone.

The first thing is that you can't go out during the sealing period, so as not to contact and collide with each other between the alien space and the real space, and the result is that the alien space is broken, and the man's soul has nothing to rely on, and his soul is scattered!

The second thing, although the man's skin is temporarily gone, but the illusory body produced by the soul still needs to eat, drink and Lazar, so the woman must do her best to take care of her husband in the secret realm, the illusory body is very weak, the man's life can not take care of himself at all, he is hungry The woman must feed him carefully, he wants to go to the toilet, the woman must accompany him to the bathroom like a hospital nurse takes care of the patient, and experience the smell of urine and Xiang together.

The woman nodded solemnly: "Don't worry, Dao Chief, I will keep it in mind." Suddenly, he said with a sad face: "But...... Daoist, you won't let me go out to buy vegetables, so how can we deal with eating and drinking? ”

The Taoist chief said that drinking water is easy to do, there is a kettle, you can boil water yourself when you are thirsty, and the water and electricity bills are no problem to support for 100 days! As for eating, he took out his iPhone from his sleeve, opened his WeChat wallet, swiped to the bottom, and then showed two rows of white teeth, and said with a smile: "Order a ghost group takeout." ”

"Ghost group takeaway?" The woman was surprised: "I only know Meituan takeaway, what is ghost group takeaway?" ”

The Taoist chief spoke unhurriedly:

Ghost group takeaway is a unique food delivery industry in Xiayu City, and this takeaway is very secretive, almost no one knows about it. It only asks employees to deliver one order a day, and if the customer is okay after delivery, then the employee can get off work and rest, but if the customer feels lonely, then the delivery person will chat with the customer, drink tea with the customer, and even play with the customer.

The woman smiled: "Oh, the escort industry!" ”

The Taoist chief bowed slightly: "You can think so, so you can let the food delivery person accompany you while eating, so that you can happily spend the torment of staying in the secret realm." ”

The woman was not excited after hearing this, and she couldn't wait to order a ghost group takeaway now, the Taoist chief said that it was completely okay, let her download the ghost group takeaway APP first, and then she could order food through the APP, the service tenet of the ghost group is customer first, and they have to do whatever the customer asks them to do.

"When the food delivery person comes, you don't have to be polite, just treat them as a young grandmother, treat them as slaves, and you can take feces and urine." The Dao Leader bared his teeth and said excitedly.

The woman hurriedly waved her hand red-faced, she didn't dare, no matter how she said that she was also a top student of National Tsinghua University, she had to pay attention to her own self-cultivation, and it seemed too inhumane to end and urine.

After getting off the ghost group takeaway APP, the Taoist chief said that there was nothing to advise, so he asked the two children to return to Taiwan with him. The woman suddenly remembered something important, and hurriedly said, "Dao Chief, how did my husband come out of the other dimension to eat?" ”

The Dao Master explained, "When you exchanged blood just now, I have already injected the corresponding mana into your index finger, as long as you snap your fingers with your thumb and index finger, he will be able to come out of the different dimension. In the state where he summons you through your brainwaves, of course. ”

The woman bowed slightly, and then the Taoist chief had a flash of inspiration, saying that if she taught her a mantra again, she could enter the alien space to accompany her husband, and she would not always stare at an ugly black and white portrait, but she could only stay for two hours each time she entered, and she must return to the hut within two hours, otherwise she would be locked in the alien dimension.

The woman's heart was surging and she asked for the long mantra, and the Taoist chief immediately raised the index finger of his right hand, like a Buddha's finger pose, and then smiled and read: "Missy, Huang Bula, if you don't strain, I can't missy!" ”

The woman laughed and said in her heart: This mantra is so funny!

After reciting, the Taoist chief used the dust whisk to emit a blue light to the woman, and said, "It's done!" In the future, you will be able to use this mantra to enter another dimension. ”

After speaking, the Taoist chief led the Taoist boy away, and the woman stayed in the secret realm with her husband, and waited for 100 days for the Taoist to return.

Speaking of this, the grandmother finally took a breath and asked Song Ziyu to pour her a glass of water, and Song Ziyu finally understood: why the grandmother didn't have a photo of her wife's old age, it turned out that they were not really old, but they were still in the sealing stage. Song Ziyu swept away the previous impatience, handed water to the old grandmother with a spring breeze on his face, and took the initiative to help her pinch her waist and beat her legs. Men are generally quite willing to do this kind of thing.

But the old grandmother was uncomfortable, and her face was red, and in any case, she was still a small jasper (although her face was temporarily old), and let a young strange man have such intimate contact with her, and the shyness of girls would always be overflowing.

But she was embarrassed to directly refuse other people's 'kindness', so she had to let Song Ziyu wipe the oil twice and smile: "Young man, I'm already very comfortable, you don't have to be busy." ”

Song Ziyu showed a strange smile and said, "It's good that you're comfortable." ”

After speaking, I quickly looked at my watch and was surprised to see that it was already half past ten in the evening! He yawned involuntarily, a trace of tiredness welled up in his heart, and said to the old grandmother: "Grandma, since you are already comfortable, then I will leave, and my mother will call me home for dinner." ”

The old grandmother frowned and said, "Nonsense! Can I make a phone call here? ”

Song Ziyu scolded herself again with annoyance: Damn! How did I come up with a stupid statement and just say I wanted to go back to sleep when I knew about it!

The old lady suddenly turned her anger into joy and said, "Young man, thank you for listening to me, but sorry, I haven't finished speaking, you can listen to it for a while." ”

Song Ziyu had to nod helplessly, the old grandmother was about to speak, when she suddenly heard her husband's call in her head, saying that she wanted to be big, the old woman quickly snapped her fingers, and then a puff of green smoke came out, and her husband's illusory body appeared in front of Song Ziyu again, but he was no longer surprised at the moment.

The old grandmother helped his husband to go to the toilet and asked Song Ziyu to wait outside, Song Ziyu said excitedly in her heart: In the end, the old grandmother is of high quality, don't let me follow the smell of Xiangxiang, that bullshit Taoist priest really doesn't have back pain when he stands and talks, if the old grandmother believes in his evil, I can't give it to the old man, oh no! Wipe that handsome guy's ass!

Her husband finished going to the toilet comfortably, and the grandmother helped him out of the bathroom slowly, Song Ziyu was engrossed in seeing that this man was really as the Taoist priest said, looking weak and sick. Suddenly, he smirked and said in his heart: This is really the answer to that sentence: pull prostration!

The old grandmother said seriously: "Don't smirk, young man, go and help me flush the toilet." ”

Song Ziyu let out a breath violently, and almost didn't fall on his ......