Sixty-seven failed matchmaking

The group of people were stunned and puzzled, and someone said: "This person obviously doesn't know the true qi of divine skills, why can he break the senior brother's body protection supernatural powers?" ”

"By the way, he must be... It must be a lackey of the fairy, endowed with divine power by the fairy! ”

"I see, since this person is an evil demon, everyone doesn't have to talk about fighting alone, and they are copying the guys side by side!"

I'm really convinced of these guys who have put themselves on the role of nameless NPCs. Their lines, these behaviors, seem to be unable to stop if they can't die inexplicably.

Suddenly, Honglian made a move, and a long sword shining with purple light appeared in her hand, and the sword shadow flickered, and the blades in the hands of those young people were gone.

I shuddered, the combat power of her sword in her hand had reached fifty mi, and there was no doubt that she had mercy. Could it be that I came here and became a scumbag of war?

Meng Xinghai laughed and said, "Don't bully them, after all... People of the same country. ”

Honglian nodded and said, "Cheng, I'm just letting them learn some lessons, isn't this sword beautiful?" ”

Meng Xinghai said: "It's beautiful. ”

Honglian was very happy and bowed her head silently.

Anatoly said, "You must let this guide show you the way." ”

Green Veil said, "We're going into the sea of dreams, and they seem to be familiar. ”

Dealing with people and earning their respect and trust is what I do best. I smiled indifferently, pushed the cage away, broke free of the shackles, and stepped out. The villagers were amazed and shouted, "Who didn't lock up the slaves?" "He's fled, chase after him!" I turned around and glanced at them, and they were intimidated by the majesty of my gaze over the world, and no one dared to bully them.

They seemed to be saying, "This slave is not mentally normal, and we should wait for a specialist to deal with it." ”

I ignored them.

Meng Xinghai and Red Lotus noticed me and their eyes fell on me.

I first let out a laugh that was enough to move the whole world, and then I cleared my throat with a gaze that made the world peaceful, and said in pleasant words: "Two talented women, extraordinary friends, contemptible people with the surname Lang, and the name Kinus. If you don't give up, please call me Langi. ”

Meng Xinghai asked, "Hello, hello, what are you talking about?" Why can't I understand? ”

Honglian said: "It seems to be a madman, but it is very common to be close to the sea of dreams." ”

I hurriedly asked the Crazy Net Councillors to translate, and Green Veil said, "Don't talk nonsense, just say that you want to find a guide." ”

I said angrily, "Yarn, what are you talking about? When it comes to spying on people's hearts and seeing through privacy, I'm not as good as you; When it comes to being kind to others and winning people's hearts, you are far inferior to me. If they want to help me willingly, I have to convince them with my incorruptible tongue. ”

Hearing that the green veil no longer objected, I bowed my head slightly, as if in deep thought, and considered what to say next.

In an instant, I had an idea.

I looked up to the sky and laughed three times, and said, "Alas, it's really annoying me. ”

The Plague Nuns reluctantly sent my thoughts to them.

Honglian asked, "What nationality are you?" No, what are you in a hurry? ”

I pointed to the Red Lotus and said, "Red Lotus girl, do you admit it?" Do you love this Meng Xinghai Brother Meng deeply? ”

Red Lotus's breathing was chaotic, her eyes were wandering, she wanted to deny it, but this was the truth.

Meng Xinghai hurriedly said: "Hey, what do you say about this?" We don't know you at all. ”

I looked at the words and knew that I was to the point, and persuaded again: "Little brother Meng Xinghai, you are really right." Manly, husband, the happiest thing in life is to find a good wife who is smart, capable, beautiful, and kind. This kind of good marriage is rare in a hundred years, but now it is clearly in front of your eyes, it is a rare thing for a thousand years, right? ”

Honglian turned her head, but her face was completely red, and her ears were pricked up, waiting for Meng Xinghai's reply. The two of them seem to have been together for many years, but have they never pierced this layer of window paper with each other? Not even a lover? I wonder if this Meng Xinghai is bent.

Meng Xinghai said: "Look at you, how embarrassing is it to say that Red Lotus? ”

I was displeased and said, "You should look at yourself, you say you're still a man, aren't you?" Since you don't like this girl, why did you leave her hanging by your side? If you take her with you, haven't you heard the phrase "love for a long time"? You don't pretend to be confused for me, love is not love, the eldest husband breaks it off in a word, how can there be room to sway left and right? ”

The red lotus was silent, and Meng Xinghai also opened his mouth.

I changed my tone and said softly, "You must have some concerns, I'm afraid that after you break it, you won't even be able to be friends, right?" However, the most important thing in being a human being is to be happy. It's like drinking a bowl of chicken soup, regardless of whether the ingredients under the chicken soup are good or not, all in all, take a sip and try it first, right?

In this way, I, Longinus, am also a person of high morality and prestige in the martial arts, and with these many martial arts friends here, I will preside over justice, so how about you two become husband and wife? ”

Honglian's body trembled slightly, and she held back for a long time, and said: "I didn't take a bath yesterday, and my body is still... Some are not clean. ”

As soon as these words came out, I knew that as long as Meng Xinghai nodded, today would be the time for them to spend candles in the cave room, but this kid still shook his head and pretended to be dead at this time. I rolled my eyes, held the hilt of my sword, and said, "Yes, yes, it turns out that Brother Meng is worried that this martial champion will make trouble for you and make trouble?" Hmph, I'm Longinus, this matter is really settled, if you have any concerns, Lang will slaughter this ill-intentioned champion on the spot now, what do you think? ”

This sentence is a clear threat, and I will use my force to make him understand that the only way to do this is to be obedient today.

Meng Xinghai said: "Where is this, it's not like this!" The reason why I, Meng Xinghai, am going around in the sea of dreams is to find a lover of my dreams. As for the rose.... Red Lotus, we are really just very good friends, and I have no evil thoughts about her. ”

Hearing this, Honglian regained her composure and was noncommittal about it.

I was furious, and the halberd pointed and scolded, "What? You're such a despicable scumbag? ”

Meng Xinghai said: "What do you mean by scumbag? ”

I said, "Eating from the bowl, looking at the pot, I haven't finished this bite, and I'm already thinking about the next bite?" I, Longinus, am a human being, and the most despised person is a half-hearted person like you! Even if I saw the wrong person, I wanted to entrust the life of the Red Lotus girl to someone like you! ”

After that, I turned around, walked towards the red lotus with a righteous attitude, and said: "Red Lotus girl, please don't shed tears for such a scumbag, please don't be sad for such a scumbag." You need to know that there are many excellent men in this world, and there are many warm shoulders, if... If you are really sad and really can't stand it, then, I can always dedicate my soft and strong, broad and upright chest to you. Come, please come to my chest and weep bitterly, after crying, you will forget the sorrows of the past, because you already have someone else to trust for the rest of your life..."

The moment I showed my chest, she slapped me with a slap of about fifty meters, and I vomited blood and flew thirty meters away.

I almost died like an extra.

Meng Xinghai sighed: "Red Lotus, I'm really sorry, if you complain about me, I don't blame you." ”

Honglian smiled: "Are you so angry with me as a child?" I love being with you, and I don't have to be a husband and wife, and I don't have to do that kind of thing. How can ordinary people understand you and me? ”

Suddenly, I felt that Meng Xinghai's expression was loose, and he stared at the red lotus, who turned her head sideways and stared at him with a smile.

"It's a long life," she said. ”

I stood up, vomited blood, walked to the red lotus, laughed loudly, and said, "Congratulations, early birth...", she gave me an elbow, and I spurted blood and fell into the mud, I hope it was not a dung pit.

Anatoly asked, "What about your plans?" ”

Don't speak, I need to be quiet.

Meng Xinghai said: "Even if these guys don't go, I have to go to Menghai, the climate is good recently, the sea is shallow, we can go far." ”

Honglian said: "I have a hunch, maybe this time you will meet your lover." ”

Meng Xinghai said excitedly: "Yes, yes, accept your auspicious words." ”

Red Lotus: "If you find it, you will stay in the sea of dreams forever, right?" ”

Meng Xinghai said: "Yes. ”

Red Lotus asked, "I... Is it possible to be together? ”

Meng Xinghai hesitated for a long time and said, "Yes." ”

I couldn't help but scold: "Little thief, why can you open a harem casually? I don't have this treatment for the main character. ”

Meng Xinghaiqi said: "Hey, why aren't you dead yet?" ”

Where am I so easy to die? My life is harder than a cockroach.

I stood up, wiped the blood all over my face, and said, "I'm going to go into that dream sea too, and I hope you can show me the way." ”

Meng Xinghai said with a smile: "I can take you in, but I have to walk a long way this time, Menghai is the most dangerous place in the world, you may not be able to come back alive." ”

I said, "What? You're a guide, aren't guides paying to do things? If you don't get me back intact, you won't get a penny. ”

Actually, I don't have any money, I don't have the currency here.

At times like these, I can only use the magic technique that the mask has demonstrated - deception.

Honglian said: "Don't believe him, you see his eyes rolling around, and he doesn't have a wisp of jade." ”

I was shocked.

Meng Xinghai said: "You pay the deposit first, ten taels of jade, and when you don't die in the end, you will pay another ten taels." ”

I covered my chest, my eyes were terrified, and I pointed at the red lotus and said in a trembling voice, "She... That palm just now... I was disabled for life, infertility, and I hated it.... I want to compensate...."

Red Lotus said angrily: "I didn't kill you like this? ”

I hugged Meng Xinghai's thigh all of a sudden, and said hatefully: "You two devils, two bullies, just leave it alone when you hurt people?" God is looking at you, beware of you being struck by five thunderbolts from the sky! ”

Honglian smiled: "Coincidentally, I have met God, and she has a good relationship with me." If you have the ability, go to her, I want to meet her. ”

Meng Xinghai wanted to move his feet, but he didn't, he thought about it and said, "Your name is Longinus?" ”

I said, "That's right." ”

Meng Xinghai smiled: "You seem to be pretty good, I'll do you this favor, if you want to go to Menghai, I'll take you on this journey." ”