Chapter 903: Actually, I bought my graduation certificate
Half past six in the afternoon!
When Liang Jingru was about to erupt, Bai Xiaochuan finally came out of the room with sleepy eyes.
Even after sleeping for a day and a night, this guy's eyes are still a little dull when he looks at people.
When Lao Liu and Lao Hu greeted him, it took a long time for this thing to say hello, this is like a scientific research worker, obviously a mentally handicapped person with a brain problem.
Liang Jingru doubted herself again, and that's it...... Will it work?
The two went downstairs together.
In the elevator, Liang Jingru said coldly: "Just your appearance of not waking up, can you deduce it?" Don't make a mistake, it's ...... trouble."
Bai Xiaochuan cheered up and said, "Don't you see I'm in good spirits?" ”
"Good uncle!" Liang Jingru can't wait to beat him twice on the head, where are you in good spirits?
Looks like he's severely sleep-deprived.
Forget it, since you have chosen this guy, then trust him.
Hey, it is estimated that this is the first time in my life that my wife is doing something unreliable.
The two soon arrived at the research institute.
Dean Chen was already waiting there, he was helpless now, Bai Xiaochuan had dinner with him the day before yesterday, a young man with a lot of ideas, and he was very talented, and he already had extreme cultivation, it was extremely difficult at this age, but this formula ...... Can this guy do it? I'm afraid the eldest sister is crazy.
In the data deduction room, these individuals who followed the research institute to derive the formula together were all sitting here with serious faces, and they also wanted to see how this guy who wrote online articles deduced this formula!
Liang Jingru took Bai Xiaochuan into the data deduction room, and when she saw a room of people, she couldn't help but be surprised.
whispered to Liang Jingru: "Eldest sister...... Aren't these people all crazy because you can't derive the formula? It's all going to be like this, what are you doing sitting with a serious face? ”
it!
A group of people almost didn't spurt blood, why did you sneak up and say, can't the voice be smaller? Just so we can hear what's going on, you did it on purpose!
Dean Chen stood up and said, "Bai Xiaochuan, Dean Liang has repeatedly recommended to me, saying that it is the correct process for you to deduce this formula, to be honest, I don't believe it from the bottom of my heart!" ”
Bai Xiaochuan nodded, "It's understandable, before a genius is proven to be a genius, there are always people who suspect that he is a madman!" ”
The corners of Dean Chen's eyes jumped wildly!
Are you going to die if you're so modest? Besides, did you hear what I said? I don't believe you!
"Otherwise......" Bai Xiaochuan said: "Give me some time, we don't need anything else, I want to complete the derivation of this formula process, you just invite me to a meal!" ”
It's all their own people, and there's no need to rip off the bamboo or anything, just a little meaning, and Liang Jingru is next to him, and he won't be allowed to mess around.
Dean Chen's face was serious, "If you can really deduce it, let alone eat a meal, it won't be a problem for you to eat for the rest of your life!" ”
This represents a leap forward in space science!
Lao Wei said: "Mr. Bai, I want to know what school you graduated from, what is your highest education, and have you ever published a paper......
Bai Xiaochuan: "......"
It's embarrassing to say this, the school from which Lao Tzu graduated is not very good, and there is nothing outstanding about his academic qualifications, let alone any papers!
"This uncle, let me tell you the truth, my highest education is a university and I have obtained a bachelor's degree, but here I want to emphasize that the degree certificate and graduation certificate were given by the family after the school gave the school a big sponsorship, that is, my graduation certificate and academic certificate were bought, and I started in high school, and the total time I sat in the classroom and listened to the lectures was less than ten classes...... As for the thesis or something...... Uncle, what is the paper? I'm just a web writer, and I don't understand such advanced questions......"
it!
The entire data room was silent as he said this.
Even Dean Chen was a little confused, big brother, are you really good like this? I didn't believe you just now, but I believe in the eldest sister Liang Jingru, but now why am I even a little suspicious of the eldest sister? Is it really possible to find such a thing?
Liang Jingru's face was a capital "embarrassment"!
After a while, he said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense!" ”
Bai Xiaochuan suddenly shrank his neck and said, "I admit it, I also bought my high school diploma......"
Your uncle! Liang Jingru didn't stab this thing to death, can you say something good?
"You hurry, can't you see everyone waiting for you? Don't waste your time! "Liang Jingru doesn't have a good airway, she can't let this thing go on, if she keeps talking, the junior high school and primary school graduation certificates are estimated to come from unknown sources, and there are ten ** really like this!
"Okay, okay!"
Bai Xiaochuan looked at the blackboard and said, "I don't think two blackboards are enough!" ”
Dean Chen said softly: "You don't have to worry about this, when you write the second block, someone will definitely clean up the first block for you......"
Bai Xiaochuan nodded, then he doesn't believe Lao Tzu! Well, today buddy will let you see what genius is.
Lao Wei sighed at the bottom, and said while wiping his glasses: "Dean Chen, I think we are delayed today!" ”
, the dead old man is openly ridiculing the old man here? What you could have expected of this day's genius?
Bai Xiaochuan picked up the chalk, "Everyone, if I were you, I would be ashamed......"
“???”
Everyone was stunned for a while, you haven't started writing yet, are you going to pull hatred?
You really don't know how to fight when you are a person from the research institute, we are also masters of the Dao Alliance, and we are also cultivators, okay......
Boy, you're arrogant, be careful we kill you!
Bai Xiaochuan said bitterly: "As a top scientific research worker, the derivation of a formula, don't you feel ashamed to let me write an online article to help?" ”
Your uncle, Lao Wei almost jumped up, and the little bastard is talking when you can't write it!
Bai Xiaochuan turned around and took a deep breath.
"I'll start with the first step, please see clearly!"
The moment the white chalk head touches the blackboard, it starts to beat rapidly.
The entire data room was filled with a rhythmic sound of "tuk-tuk" percussion.
He has already memorized the previous deduction process, so there is no need to deduce, and the deduction value is wasted.
Dean Chen opened his mouth wide in surprise, this was a pen without thinking, as if the whole process was in his head, and he didn't need to think about it at all, this ...... Is it really written online?
The researchers in the entire data room watched Bai Xiaochuan put pen to paper in disbelief.
The speed is fast, the handwriting is neat, and what makes them even more puzzled is that at this speed, there is nothing wrong with his first complicated derivation process, and the steps deduced by singing in the middle of the night are exactly the same......
There is no gap at all!