Chapter 6 Jokes with Colors

"The world is so big, there are no wonders? Upstairs, if you're serious, you'll lose, it's a live broadcast, just watch it. ”

"It's like, isn't watching live broadcast just to have fun? The pressure in life is already great enough, watching the live broadcast is so serious, how tiring it is! ”

"Hey, hey, I agree, I just want to chat with Erha happily! Erha, fly quickly! ”

When Gu Fifteen saw this, his eyes narrowed.

He was a little emotional.

The pace of modern life is too fast, whether it is work or life or relationship, fast food life has become a trend. Under this trend, many office workers eat on the road, love is on their mobile phones, and their families are in videos, and high-intensity work has occupied most of their lives.

Therefore, in such a high-pressure situation, entertainment has become a necessary dispensing.

For example, live streaming.

Let Ben Wang save your scarce spirit of entertainment!

Gu fifteen sat in front of the computer attentively, put the dog's paw on the keyboard, and typed down a line of words with a "Pila snap".

Gu Fifteen's state seemed very excited.

[Since everyone is so looking forward to it, so enthusiastic, Ben Wang is not easy to refuse. So, in order to thank everyone for their kindness to Ben Wang, Ben Wang will tell you a story! - The comment is from the anchor.

Under the thousands of calls from the audience, Gu Shifu left a line of words in the comment area.

[Everyone must have heard of fairy tales! Ben Wang is going to tell the story of the big bad wolf and Little Red Riding Hood today. Little Red Riding Hood's life experience is very pitiful, she has no parents since she was a child, and she depends on the old man for her life, but the world is impermanent, and her grandmother who depends on her life was actually eaten by the big bad wolf! It's really miserable! 】

[After the big bad wolf committed the evil deed, Little Red Riding Hood lived alone in the jungle. Every day, she would carry a small basket to the mountains to find mushrooms and make a living from it. Little Red Riding Hood knows a lot of mushrooms, enoki mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms, and so on. 】

“……”

"A dog is really a dog, and he treats us humans to tell fairy tales?"

"What a dog, what a dog, where can there be typing in Erha, it's obvious that someone behind Erha is holding a keyboard! Then pretend to be a dog! It's a pity that this story didn't appeal to everyone! Hahaha, it's overturned! ”

"Fifteen, did you tell the story? You're clearly talking about a little girl picking mushrooms! ”

"It's boring!"

"The king fights on his behalf, and he intends to add xxxxxx privately."

"Ace feast, I'm waiting for you here~"

"Dizzy! There are still advertisements, upstairs, reported! ”

"Hey, hey, I'm not watching live for"

All of a sudden, the comments in the comment area turned sharply, and the comments almost attacked Gu Shifu. Some people say that there are people behind Gu Shifu who are indulgent and eye-catching, and there are also those who are simply dissatisfied with the stories told by Gu Shifu, and even more have begun to cancel their attention to Gu Shifteen.

Su Jingjing was speechless, "Fifteen...... This...... What should I do? People don't seem to like your story very much......"

Su Jingjing's voice was glutinous, and she subconsciously raised her hand to the back of Gu Fifteen's neck.

Gu Fifteen was comfortably caressed and shrunk his neck.

Su Jingjing understood Gu Fifteen's action as fear, and hurriedly took Gu Fifteen in her arms, "It's okay, Fifteen is fine!" Big deal, we're not going live! ”

Saying that, Su Jingjing was going to cut the live broadcast.

Gu Shifu's heart was moved, but the dog's paw was very quickly pressed on the back of Su Jingjing's hand.

This woman is silly, but silly cute.

is stupid and so short-sighted, for fear that he will be hurt a little, even if it is just a little criticism from netizens.

Gu Shifu shook his head at Su Jingjing, still sending out a single byte, "No......"

"Oh fifteen, why are you just one word!" Su Jingjing patted the back of Gu Shifu's head, and her voice was soft, "Although I don't understand why you suddenly opened your mind and became such a smart dog, I don't want you to be unhappy." ”

Su Jingjing had a lot of strength, and Gu Fifteen was almost out of breath.

He kicked Su Jingjing away with a dogleg, and "whined".

Erha's howl was like a wolf, and there was a howl in the air, not to mention, the effect was amazing. Not to mention that Gu Fifteen, a dog, is as good as if there is no dog at home, except for demolishing the house on weekdays!

Su Jingjing was frightened and sat on the chair in a daze.

Taking advantage of this gap, Gu Fifteen quickly typed a line of words on the keyboard.

[When she grows up, Little Red Riding Hood has a country and a city, and birds can't help but hum a song when they see her - 'Why am I so good-looking'!']

Still, Little Red Riding Hood is distressed. 】

So what is she worried about? She was distressed that she was so good-looking, but it was an airport! 】

[Every midnight wandering, Little Red Riding Hood wept silently at the moon. 】

[She said, big bad wolf, big bad wolf, why did you eat my grandma!] 】

“!!!!!”

“?????”

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"Nima Erha is actually telling a bad joke?"

"Isn't the wonderful thing about this joke that it has a little bit of color?"

"Hahaha! Hey, why am I laughing by myself? Don't you think it's funny? Hahaha, I'll laugh first! ”