Chapter 32: Do You Think I Look Like a Gibbon?
The clothes on his body were black and black, like coal diggers.
"Poof."
Seeing this, Chi Jingyao couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
From childhood to adulthood for the first time.
He has always been cold, but at this moment, looking at the girl in front of him, he just wants to laugh.
"Hey, what are you laughing at? Is it that funny? ”
Jiang Tangtang glared at Chi Jingyao angrily and shook off his hand.
She felt a little touched just now.
Hmph, it must be her delusion!
She was only laughed at and moved by him when her brain fell into the sea!
The girl was fierce, and Chi Jingyao was choked.
He put his empty fist to his mouth and coughed lightly, answering the question.
"Tell me, what did you do?"
Speaking of this, Jiang Tangtang suppressed the excitement in his heart and looked like he blamed himself.
"I, I just wanted to make breakfast, but I didn't expect ......"
"What's wrong?"
Jiang Tangtang didn't say anything, and pointed to the kitchen.
Chi Jingyao understood and entered the kitchen.
As soon as he looked up, he was directly stunned.
I saw that the scene in front of me was really ...... It's hard to put into words.
The gas stove was smoking, the microwave was on, and I don't know what it was, it was pitch black.
The stovetop was full of unknown liquid.
The floor was full of shards, glass shards.
Fortunately, the floor is dark and the bowl is light colored, which looks easy to distinguish and will not scratch your feet.
Chi Jingyao felt that he had really seen a ghost, and the first thing he thought about in this situation was whether the fox spirit would be injured?!
And then he kind of wanted to laugh?
He must be stupid.
I was hooked by a vixen.
Looking around the kitchen again, Chi Jingyao came out.
He looked at Jiang Tangtang fixedly.
"How did you get the kitchen like this?"
"I don't know, I don't know what switch I pressed, and bang, it looks like an atomic bomb has exploded."
Jiang Tangtang looked palpitating, shrunk his neck, and his little face was pale.
Chi Jingyao: "......"
It's really aptly described.
His gaze swept up and down, and finally landed on the back of her hand.
There was a bruise, bloodshot.
Ji Jingyao took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to kill her, and turned to leave.
"Come with me!"
"Huh? Oh. ”
Jiang Tangtang obediently followed, anxious to explain.
"I ...... I don't want to be like this, your kitchenware is a little different from mine. I thought all microwave ovens were the same way to use them, so I pressed it and it was like this. ”
"I've never seen a ...... like this before"
The girl vividly interpreted the characteristics of straw bales and hillbillies.
She lowered her head and her voice was soft.
"If you're angry, let's ...... a divorce."
"I'm not angry, Jiang Tangtang, where can you see that I'm angry? Well? ”
Finally, the two most important words were interrupted by Chi Jingyao before they could be spoken.
Chi Jingyao sat on the sofa and looked at her deeply, unable to tell what his expression was.
"Uncle Yang, medicine box."
"Okay, young master."
Uncle Yang quickly took the medicine box.
Chi Jingyao opened, eliminated the alcohol, gauze, and looked at Jiang Tangtang.
"Come here."
"Oh."
Jiang Tangtang obediently sat down on the sofa, eight feet away from him.
"Come closer."
"Oh."
Closer to some.
Looking at this distance, Chi Jingyao took a deep breath, "Do you think I look like a gibbon?" ”
Jiang Tangtang looked at his arm and replied seriously, "Not really." ”
"Why don't you sit that far away? Come here! ”
"Oh."
"Reach out."