It is recorded that all those who are alive sow discord, slander and harm others, flamboyant tongues, clever arguments, and lie and deceive others. After death, he was sent to the hell of pulling out his tongue, and the little ghost broke open the mouth of the person, clamped the tongue with iron tongs, and pulled it out alive, not at once, but elongated and dragged slowly.......

Remnant Song went straight to the first layer of hell, and the two imps couldn't tell him, and locked him up as soon as they came up. At this time, a middle-aged man who looked like a judge walked out of the back room, and he was taken aback when he saw Remnant Songzhi, and after calming down, he smiled and said: "Remnant Songzhi!" Little brother, how did you go to hell? ”

Remnant Songzhi was also surprised that the person who came was Zhou Tiantong from the Astrology Tower, and he asked, "Master, how did you become a judge of hell?" ”

Zhou Tiantong said embarrassedly: "I love numerology and like divination for others. But the demon lord said that all fortune tellers are making things up, cheating people out of money, and misleading people's future. He said that considering that I was clever in my words, I was only regarded as a destined person, and I was ordered to take charge of the first layer of hell because I did not fight for no reason and did not accept money. One is that I am good at this work of tongue debate, and the other is the observation and punishment of me in the future. I haven't had a good night's sleep since I came here, and I have insomnia every day, it's really terrifying: the people who come to this place are really miserable, I'll take you to see what is tongue pulling? You know how terrible the job is. ”

With that, Zhou Tiantong took the remnants of the song straight to the execution room, only to see an old woman tied to the pillar in the center of the room, preparing to accept the punishment.

Remnant Song stepped forward and asked curiously, "Old man, which planet are you from?" What is it for? Why did you come here? ”

The woman was frightened by the torture instruments around her, and she replied truthfully: "I am from the earth, and I used to help others talk about matchmaking, and everyone called me Wang Matchmaker." I've never done anything unreasonable, I'm just getting some errand money to make ends meet, are you catching the wrong person? ”

"It should be." Remnant Song Nao agreed: "It's a good thing to help people pull the red line. ”

Zhou Tiantong opened the merit book, threw it in front of Mrs. Wang, and said, "Mrs. Wang, tell me about helping others talk about matchmaking in Wangjia Village!" ”

Mrs. Wang looked at Zhou Tiantong's round eyes, she was drenched in cold sweat with fright, and she cried: "I was just forced to be a matchmaker for decades just to live." Everyone knows that as long as the matchmaking is done, both sides can get some introduction fees, and if it is not said, then they will not get a copper plate. What's more, that was a long time ago, and now that there is a marriage agency, I am long out of work. Will you let me go, can you be familiar with me? I'll change it. ”

"It's so clever to get here, it seems that you don't know what I'm doing?" Zhou Tiantong said majestically: "I am also a person who can speak well and observe customs, otherwise I would not have taken over this ghost work." You should tell the story yourself, so as not to suffer much flesh and skin. ”

Mrs. Wang was forced to begin her memories:

A small village in the sixties - Wangjiatun.

One day, she went to the village to visit the door, and when she came to Daddy Wang's house, she looked at the honest Han'er and said, "Daddy Wang, your Han'er is not small!" It's time to marry a daughter-in-law and go home. ”

Father Wang knew that she was a matchmaker for people, and he was very happy to hear it, he served tea and poured water, and took out peanuts that had just been picked from the ground.

Mrs. Wang continued: "There is a girl from the Zhou family at my relative's house, who is less than twenty years old, but one eye is not very good, and she is quite delicate. Her parents asked me to help them find an honest family to marry, I think your family is quite suitable. However, the woman asked for a bride price of 2,000 yuan first, and they were worried that the man would regret the marriage. Since ancient times: a woman does not marry a second man! If this were settled, I wouldn't be running around. ”

Father Wang hesitated: "Sister of the Wang family, all my savings are only five hundred yuan, where can I get two thousand yuan?" It's not that you don't know that there is still a mother lying on the bed, and you have to spend money on medicine every day. If it's a thousand yuan, I'll admit it, as long as the girl can work in the field, help with housework, or help take care of Han'er and his mother, whether she is beautiful or not is secondary. The peasant family is not so particular, not to have something to eat, to be able to continue the incense. ”

"A thousand is a thousand! Even if I wear out my mouth, I have to help tell Han'er's business. Mrs. Wang was full of confidence and said: "Who told us to live in a tun, in front of the house and behind the house, look down and don't look up, don't I help you, are you still human?" ”

Wang's father was very happy, he borrowed everything, and finally borrowed a thousand yuan of bride price money for his son, and then handed over the money to Mrs. Wang with great gratitude, hoping that she could help Han'er get married.

When Mrs. Wang went out, she confessed again: "The girl has one eye that is not very good!" I think the election day is better than the day, Zhou's house is twenty miles away from here, I went to Zhou's house overnight to talk, if the talk is good, the talk goes well, I will send Zhou's daughter over tomorrow to get married. ”

Father Wang said gratefully: "Mrs. Wang is the best person who can speak in our tun, I believe you once, so please help me arrange it." ”

The next day, Mrs. Wang really took the bride sitting on the flower bridge, and along the way, she sent the daughter of the Zhou family over........

The candle night in the cave room, and the title of the gold list, are all great joys in life.

When Han'er lifted Zhou Nu's red hijab in front of the neighbors, the girl was indeed delicate, but she was blindfolded with a small strip of cloth. Mrs. Wang explained that Zhou Nu's eyes were not very good and she was being treated.

Han'er didn't care, and excitedly helped the bride into the cave room, and when he opened the veil of the bride's eyes, the whole person was dumbfounded - the bride was blind!

The honest Han'er rushed out of the new house and told her father about the actual situation of the bride.......

Wang's father found Wang's matchmaker and asked to withdraw from his family, he said: "My son must find a girl who can go to the ground, at least find a child who can take care of his mother." Now Zhou Nu is a blind child, not only can't do farm work, but our grandfather also has to take care of her, how do you tell us to live? ”

Mrs. Wang said solemnly: "When I entered the door, I told you that Zhou Nu's one eye is not good, and when I went out, I told you that Zhou Nu's one eye is not good." When I'm in and out, doesn't that mean that both eyes are not good? ”

Daddy Wang: .............

"It's a very complete thing." Remnant Songzhi joked: "Now that the bride has entered the cave room, it is estimated that the bride price will not be refunded!" Perhaps according to local customs, the reputation of the woman this week has also been affected, and even the bride is difficult to return. ”

Mrs. Wang immediately said: "The young man is really smart! That's a good point. What else to return? A youth, a young man, the right door, everything that can be done should be done, this is very humane, very natural, this red line I am very successful! ”

"It's unrepentant!" Zhou Tiantong said angrily: "Little ghosts! Punish me......."

I saw a little ghost break open the mouth of the matchmaker, and another little ghost took a pair of needle-nosed pliers.......

"Wait, wait." Remnant Songzhi hurriedly said: "Master, I was just passing by here, not to see you to be beastly. ”

Mrs. Wang seems to see hope!

Remnant Song Nao added: "After I'm gone, let's do it again!" ”

Mrs. Wang glared at Remnant Songzhi: ........