Su Jiu'er casually said "aunt and grandmother", and didn't think about what effect it would have, but she didn't want the Taoist priest to worship like a loyal servant.

"When I was a child, I knew my aunt, my grandmother, but I haven't heard of this aunt, presumably the girl is more senior than the deity...... Oh no! It's a lot older than the younger generation, and my aunt and grandmother please be worshiped by the younger generation. ”

Su Jiu'er's brain was broken.

I'll you, you don't have a brain, what kind of logic do you have, my God, do you want to laugh at me to death, and then inherit my crown?

This time, Su Sanye was also stunned, and what was even more terrifying was that after the Taoist priest knelt down, all the onlookers also knelt down, which shows that the Taoist priest is quite prestigious in this realm.

Su Sanye stood at a loss, his mind was blank, and he only repeated one sentence, "How did you do it?" ”

"Get up." Su Jiu'er put her hands behind her back in a decent manner, tilting her head as if she was unfathomable.

"You people, look at the crops in the fields, don't go to work hard, if you want to listen to what is in the life, there is something, and if there is none, does it mean that if you have 3,000 deniers of grain, you don't have to work hard at home to wait for the grain to fall in the sky?"

A group of people didn't dare to make a sound, the Taoist priest was a little weak-hearted, he was afraid of the aunt in front of him, "Grandma, I was wrong, but I am also reasonable." ”

"Phew! Now is the era of science, science and technology are developing rapidly, everyone can rely on hard work to achieve success, instead of a test can guarantee a lifetime, you are afraid that you have read too many children's storybooks, all day long in your mind to make up the future, but also to harm others, believe in what destiny is better than believe in yourself. Su Jiu'er accentuated her tone, causing the Taoist priest to shrink his neck in fright.

"The younger generation knows that it is wrong."

Su Sanye on the side was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth, and a trace of saliva inadvertently slipped on the placket.

Aunt and grandma are so easy to use? Isn't your name Su Jiu'er? How many names do you have? Why are they so humble? No, no, I must know the answer, I always feel that my aunt and grandmother are invincible.

If Su Jiu'er knew about this idea, he would definitely be able to roll on the ground with laughter.

"Auntie, there is something unknown in the junior, it is your younger brother ......" The Taoist priest looked up at Su Jiu'er timidly.

Su Jiu'er waved his hand, and recently he has been fighting wits and courage with his heart every night when he sleeps, and his internal strength is also a lot stronger, and this time he directly slapped the Taoist priest's face with ashes.

"How can you ask more about your aunt's brother?"

"The younger generation knows its mistakes, and the aunt and grandmother are angry." The Taoist priest was frightened and fell to the ground.

Su Jiu'er rolled her eyes and said, "Sure enough, it's a brainless one." ”

"Ahem, don't say that your aunt doesn't guide you, now I'll tell you how to control your destiny."

As soon as these words came out, everyone became extremely excited, and said in unison, "Aunt and Grandma Xie!" ”

Su Jiu'er snapped her fingers, "Stop, move the small stool, take the melon seeds, peanuts and eight treasure porridge and listen to me." ”

What is Eight Treasure Porridge?

A group of people looked at each other, shook their heads, and then shouted, "Please teach my aunt!" ”

Anyway, they wanted to get guidance, so what eight-treasure porridge was not the point, and a group of people gently lifted it over.

Su Jiu'er posed as the head teacher of the primary school year, raised her head, and picked up a small yellow branch on the ground.

Su Sanye also sat down on the spot with a group of people with great interest, he wanted to learn how Su Jiu'er was this aunt and grandmother.

"I'll tell you first, this bull, ghost, snake and god is pure nonsense, now is a new era, we have to believe in science with dreams, not feudal superstition, we want to build a beautiful rivers and lakes, those what can be seen in a lifetime, pure nonsense, everything you have not worked hard to get?" Su Jiu'er said too much in one breath, and suddenly felt thirsty, so she complained: "The teacher lectures, I don't charge you tuition, at least you have to prepare some water." ”

As soon as the words fell, everyone handed over their water bags and bamboo tubes.

Su Jiu'er was helpless in her heart, looking at the messy water bags or something, and her sweat was scared out of their stupidity.

I really don't know if your brains are filled with brains, people who believe in the Arabian Nights every day can still be as innocent and cute as you, you are really my best students.

Su Jiu'er wiped the sweat from her forehead, picked up a certain water bag, opened the lid, took a few mouthfuls of water, and threw the water bag to its owner, this memory amazed the hearts of a group of people.

Su Sanye has been paying attention to Su Jiu'er, and at this moment he is already worshipping like a storm in his heart, and a pair of eyes can't wait to stick to Su Jiu'er.

Su Jiu'er felt the enthusiastic gaze and turned her head to look over.

Why did this dead old man suddenly look like he had met his first love? it! Don't beat me up, I'm not interested in an old cow.

Thinking like this in her heart, Su Jiu'er didn't stop in her hand, she clenched her fist and gestured at Su Sanye a few times, glared at him angrily, and then with a roll of her eyes, she cut the picture in front of her to her top student.

"Next, let's continue, the fate says that food and clothing are worry-free, but have you thought about it, your food and clothing are exchanged for labor, it is you who know how to be content, not to look at a palmistry, look at a face, measure a word or something, if you want to say that you know the good luck by looking at your face, then who can see if I grow into a crooked melon and cracked dates? Can you? Su Jiu'er pointed to the Taoist priest and asked.

The Taoist priest was silent for a moment and said: "The younger generation has never heard of the dates that my aunt said, and I ask my aunt to teach me." ”

Su Jiu'er couldn't wait to eat the Taoist priest in one bite, and her hand holding the small branch trembled with anger.

With a "snap", the small branch in Su Jiu'er's hand hit the Taoist priest's forehead impartially, knocking his hat away, and then looking at the Taoist priest's forehead, there was an extra mark that was gradually turning red.

The Taoist priest covered his forehead aggrievedly, and didn't dare to say a word.

Su Jiu'er glared and scolded: "Stupid and dull as a pig!" ”

Su Sanye hid in the edge and snickered, but he didn't escape Su Jiu'er's big eyes.

The toes lightly picked at the ground, and a small pebble flew towards Su Sanye with sand and a hint of green grass stem.

"Ouch!" Su Sanye covered his forehead and rubbed it, raised his head and was about to scold, but he was frightened by the vicious looks of a group of people and buried his head.

It's not too late for the third master to take revenge for ten years, Su Sanye said in his heart.

Su Jiu'er snorted coldly and continued: "In the future, we have to rely on our hands, not on the thread on our hands, can it embroider, or can it be sold for money?" Neither! In this world, if you don't work hard, you are content with the so-called destiny, that is, waiting for death, look at the work that you are slacking off, look at the people you love, and the people who love you, don't you understand? ”

After Su Jiu'er finished speaking, she squatted on the ground regardless of her image, observing everyone's expressions, there was guilt in her husband and wife, Su Jiu'er didn't know if they understood, anyway, she herself could come to these chicken soups with her mouth open, and she could bring them to any topic.

When a group of people were self-reflecting, Su Jiu'er also recalled the whole story, and changed from passive to active because she blew a big bull, Su Jiu'er felt that if she wanted to make herself a favorable initiative, she had to brag more, and it didn't matter if she blew the sky and the cow died, and this group of people really had no brains.