Chapter 147: This Is Not a Dating Site, It's a Demon Mirror!
Although the large-scale promotion of Star Dating has not yet begun, the social networking site still gained a staggering attention when it went live in the early hours of August 1.
Luo Jia has a habit of waking up early, he washed up under the service of the robots, changed his clothes, and came to his office, the time was just six o'clock in the morning.
He opened his notebook and swiped Weibo with his mobile phone by the way, and unexpectedly found that the news of Xingchen Dating was on the first spot in popularity.
After clicking, Luo Jia saw that many big Vs and ordinary people were eagerly looking forward to making friends with the stars.
It seems that the whole society has been suffering from the rampant scumbags and scumbags for a long time, and people hope that Xingchen Dating can use technology to solve this problem like its parent company.
Putting down the phone, Luo Jia pressed the mouse to open the homepage of Xingchen Dating.
The large slogan first caught your eye, "We are serious about socializing, and welcome you to the Internet niche dating website under Xingchen Technology." ”
With Luo Jia's permission, Guo Guangyuan and Tang Jie unceremoniously endorsed the reputation of the parent company, and clearly told everyone that this website is a project of Xingchen Technology.
Even if you can't trust other websites, don't you trust the strength of the toughest guy in the tech world?
Such a propaganda strategy has been very effective.
Luo Jia saw that Xingchen Dating, which had only been online for six hours, already had 800,000 registered members, and this number was still increasing rapidly.
You know, it's a hassle to sign up for Star Dating, and it takes one to two hours to answer a questionnaire consisting of 256 questions.
For those who lack patience, lengthy surveys are nothing short of torture.
It's summer vacation, and the first batch of registered members should be mainly college students.
It took Luo Jia a full forty-five minutes to complete the questionnaire.
The questionnaire has a variety of questions that are tailored to the individual, and if you fill in your resume that you like to watch movies, then questions about movies will appear.
Even if you fill in the wrong information, you can still pass without any problems, but this way, the system will understand that you don't really like watching movies, but just talk about it.
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Chu Yunjiao slept until noon before getting up.
She doesn't have a job, because she thinks that the only job that a truly elegant woman needs is to dress herself beautifully, take men's money to shop all over the world, and then post videos on Douyin to make women envious and men kneel and lick.
Chu Yunjiao walked into the bathroom lazily in her pajamas, and then a yellowed, wrinkled face appeared in the mirror.
When a woman reaches a certain age, the traces of time can no longer be hidden.
If you don't see it with your own eyes, who can believe that this little Internet celebrity beauty with hundreds of thousands of fans on Douyin will be like this in private.
Modern women should be grateful for beauty photography and makeup technology, no matter what they look like, after makeup and software beautification, every woman feels that she is a naturally beautiful princess.
Chu Yunjiao sighed and started her most important work today, which took more than an hour just to maintain and make up.
While putting on makeup, she checked the messages of fans on Douyin.
Those soft-boned kneeling and licking men bowed to their imaginary princesses, a picture of a pig brother, Chu Yunjiao had long been used to it.
When Chu Yunjiao came out to sit on the stage at the age of sixteen, the first thing her mother Sang told her was that men are cheap bones, and they like things they can't get the most.
The best way to deal with men is to always fish for them and give them a little sweetness from time to time, so that they will die for you.
Now that Chu Yunjiao is thirty years old, there is no way to count the men who have fallen under her pomegranate skirt over the years.
And she also washed off her tattoos, underwent several lower body tightening surgeries, and began to show herself as a simple and lovely little girl.
Life is sometimes so interesting, sixteen-year-old Chu Yunjiao wears heavy makeup and wears revealing clothes, and thirty-year-old Chu Yunjiao desperately wants to show her innocence.
What's more, there are people who buy it.
How many men have spent thousands of dollars in order to have a Spring Festival with Chu Yunjiao.
Pity them, they couldn't imagine that when Chu Yunjiao was sixteen years old, the price of a Spring Festival with her was only a few hundred yuan.
After a long period of maintenance and makeup, 30-year-old Chu Yunjiao dressed herself like an eighteen-year-old, wearing a pure white T-shirt, denim hot pants, and Japanese pink stockings, and came to the computer.
Fan messages aroused Chu Yunjiao's interest.
They were all discussing the Star Dating site, which was very demanding, and it took a lot of effort for everyone to register, and many people were even rejected outright.
Declined?
Chu Yunjiao showed a proud smile on her face, facing the camera, and turned her slender neck.
She didn't believe that any sand sculpture website would refuse her, a woman like her who is popular brings her own traffic wherever she goes, and many social networking sites have to spend money to invite Chu Yunjiao to show her face.
"Forget it, after all, it's a website owned by Xingchen Technology, so I'll give you this face."
Chu Yunjiao has long heard of Xingchen dating, and for her, it is just another stage to seduce men, and it is no different from other dating sites.
She called her own photographer from next door, a sand sculpture science and engineering man in his early twenties.
The polytechnic man was fascinated by Chu Yunjiao, and was willing to shoot videos and do post-processing for her without getting paid.
Women are also in need, especially at the age of thirty like wolves.
This exclusive photographer is occasionally caught by Chu Yunjiao into the bedroom, pressed down on the bed, and stroked his young and toned muscles, and this is also the biggest reason why the sand sculpture science and technology man can't do without her.
There is not much time, today's first video was filmed, and after a little processing, it was uploaded to Douyin.
Chu Yunjiao put on a cute expression in the video, sat in front of the computer, and opened the page of Xingchen Dating.
"Guys, I'm going to start registering for Star Dating, I heard that there are two hundred and fifty-six test questions, it's so difficult."
As soon as the short video was released, her fans exploded.
"Jiaojiao also wants to register for Star Dating? I don't know if I'll have a chance to match with the goddess by then. ”
"I'm looking forward to it, I'm making friends in the stars and waiting for Jiaojiao."
"Our Jiaojiao goddess registered Xingchen for dating, that is to give them face, who knows how to increase the probability of matching Jiaojiao?"
Chu Yunjiao looked at these messages with satisfaction, put down her mobile phone, pinched her hand between the photographer's legs twice, and then drove him out.
Real-name registration requires an ID card, and Chu Yunjiao doesn't want to be seen by that kid.
Chu Yunjiao frowned, feeling very annoyed.
It would undoubtedly be much easier to ask the kid to help her answer the questions, but she didn't want the kid to know her preferences, so she decided to do it herself.
It took her a full two hours to complete the questionnaire.
Then came the real-name authentication link, but Xingchen Dating suddenly popped up a strange dialog box, and the text on it was like this.
"Thank you for your attention, but based on the results of your survey, we regret to inform you that your registration application has been rejected."
After reading this text, Chu Yunjiao jumped up from her chair suddenly, revealing an expression of being crushed by 100,000 grass and mud horses.
She couldn't believe that she was rejected by Xingchen Dating!
She called in the photographer, who looked at the dialog box on the screen, frowned, and said, "It means that you were rejected." ”
Chu Yunjiao was furious, "I know! Now I'm asking you, why was I rejected!? ”
The photographer thought for a moment, "I don't know about this, so I don't want to try again." ”
After that, the photographer closes the dialog box and logs back into the website.
"Your application has been denied, please do not resubmit."
"Your application has been denied, please do not resubmit."
Star Dating always gives similar tips.
A few minutes later, Chu Yunjiao sat on the bed dejectedly, her eyes were blank, and she had a ghostly expression.
The meaning of Xingchen's friendship is actually very obvious, which is equivalent to telling Chu Yunjiao clearly.
You, garbage, get out!
Chu Yun trembled squeamishly, but her fans were still asking.
"Jiaojiao, have you registered with Xingchen Dating?"
"Come on, Goddess Jiaojiao, I'm waiting to match you."
"There hasn't been a new reply for so long, so there shouldn't be a problem, right?"
"No, my monthly salary is less than four thousand, and Xingchen Dating didn't reject me, and they matched me immediately after I registered."
"Ditto, my salary is not high, and I am an otaku, I thought that I might not be able to find a girlfriend in this life, but Xingchen Dating did not give up on me, and introduced me to a girl, she also likes to play EVE, which is really surprising, I plan to meet her as soon as possible."
Chu Yunjiao was completely stunned and didn't know how to explain it to fans.
It was she who posted a video by herself, telling everyone that she was going to register for Star Dating, so you all came to me and tried to match me.
Now, however, she has been rejected!
Treated as garbage, ruthlessly rejected!
In fact, the registration requirements for Star Dating are not particularly demanding.
After all, as the old saying goes, no one is perfect, and who can be without a little flaw in life.
The situations that really lead to registration failure are the ones that are particularly bad and intolerable.
For example, if a person has a history of drug abuse, then he will never be accepted, how many years have passed since the Opium War, Luo Jia has absolutely zero tolerance for drug use.
For example, if you have a violent criminal record, a roadblock robbery, etc., this is also not allowed to be registered.
Boys and girls talking about friends going to bed will not lead to registration failure, but stepping on a few boats and cuckolding boyfriends is not allowed.
All in all, the registration requirements are very broad, and those who are rejected are truly corrupt in character.
The second year of entrepreneurship, August 1.
Star Dating was officially launched, causing a huge sensation that everyone expected.
The shocking news kept coming.
What is it that an Internet celebrity is denied registration, a super noble son who is known as the national husband is also blocked by Xingchen Dating.
A movie star with a pure personality tries to register a star for dating.
was identified by the system that she had slept with her boyfriend and the rich second generation behind her back, garbage, get out!
A dignified young college professor tries to register for Star Dating.
was identified by the system that he had plagiarized someone else's paper, rubbish, get out!
A business celebrity with a touching and inspirational story is trying to register Star Dating.
Female students who were identified by the system as having been forced to be involved in the world, garbage, get out!
A young and promising doctor is trying to register for Star Dating.
Identified by the system to receive patient red envelopes, garbage, roll!
Anyway, Xingchen making friends is like a demon mirror, and the corpses of scumbags and scumbags killed are all over the field.
No matter what social status you have, no matter how big a star you are, don't cross the line, as long as anyone crosses the line, they will be killed!
Nowadays, after people meet, they often ask, "Alas, have you registered with Xingchen Dating?" ”
Those who successfully register will raise their heads proudly and answer yes, what is my membership number in Xingchen Dating, don't forget to add me.
Those who fail to register will receive meaningful eyes from others.