It's so ugly and miserable that it's just unbearable to look at.

Then, they were still bouncing, and they looked a little arrogant.

This makes people feel like they want to go up and stomp on their bodies, and stomp them into meatloaf, and then spin in place.

In an instant, the toad's patty turned to dust and ashes.

At this time, Qin Xianglin had this idea in his heart.

However, Qin Xianglin did not implement it, because there was a sea of fire between them.

A sea of burning alcohol. The pale blue flame steamed alcohol in the dark night, burning something that I don't know if it was methanol or ethanol.

The air around me smelled of gas burning.

The two toads stopped moving forward because of the flames, and then puffed out their cheeks and added, "Goo! ”

The sound is like that of an old cow wailing when she is dying, which gives people a disgusting feeling.

"The people inside listen to ......"

At this time, the old grandfather of the toad man lying in the coffin spoke, with his thick accent of northwestern Yunnan, speaking broken Mandarin.

The accent in northwest Yunnan speaks like singing, and when they speak broken Mandarin with this accent, it's like singing a song, and then every word is out of tune.

"Listen to the people inside, immediately kneel down and hand over the four-legged demon snake, otherwise don't blame me for being rude!"

The old grandfather of the Haima people, angry, came with a threatening voice.

In the coffin, the old ancestor of the Haima people didn't speak loudly, but Qin Xianglin felt that the volume was not low.

Moreover, this voice seems to be in front of Qin Xianglin, and the source of the sound should be the two toads in front of him.

The strange accent of the Haima people, the broken Mandarin is hard to hear. But in Qin Xianglin's ears, he thought it was quite funny.

As a result, Qin Xianglin felt strange and angry.

"Where did the hillbilly come from? Dare to be so rampant? ”

Qin Xianglin didn't speak, and Hu Bing just yelled.

"Shameless face, don't know how to lift!"

The old grandfather of the Haima people lying in the coffin snorted coldly, and then said a strange incantation.

So, the two toads across the sea of fire from Qin Xianglin immediately wanted to cross the sea of fire and bite Qin Xianglin.

Chen Long, who was standing on Qin Xianglin's shoulder, looked indignant, and jumped out at once to fight with the two toads, but was caught by Qin Xianglin.

Qin Xianglin held Chenlong in the palm of his hand, and said with a caressed face: "Brother Chenlong, your big brother Qin is here, you don't need to do it!" ”

So, a toad was knocked down by a silver needle at the highest point of its jump.

The silver needle fell to the ground and nailed the toad directly to the ground.

Because the toad still wanted to jump up, but was nailed to the ground by Qin Xianglin in the same way.

Qin Xianglin looked at the extremely ugly difficult brothers, or maybe the tragic sisters had an accident.

"Isn't it too crazy to want others to kneel down with this ability?" Qin Xianglin said lightly, with some disappointment in his tone.

There was indeed some disappointment, not only Qin Xianglin, but also Dashu and Hu Bing.

The person who opens his mouth to make people kneel always has to have some means.

However, just these two toads were nailed to the ground at once, and they didn't even move, let alone struggle.

Even if it's just a fart, it's good.

Suddenly, the two toads seemed to hear this.

Because, with two "poofs, puffs, ......", they really start farting.

"Hey, if you fight, you fight, don't be a scoundrel, okay? Fart, that's a moral issue! Hu Bing couldn't help but feel nauseous, and scolded while feeling nauseous.

"Fuck you recorder!"

The old grandfather lying in the coffin couldn't help but curse in the lame dialect of northwest Yunnan.

It's not a hooligan fight, it's like falling in love.

"Swearing, swearing! Toad sneezes! Hu Bing responded.

Qin Xianglin's gaze kept staring at the two toads on the ground. At this moment, the two toads were not at ease.

Their bodies are rising rapidly, like a leather ball.

It's like two angry stinky children who want to explode themselves to punish those who offend them.

The extremely ugly toad, its belly bulging, getting bigger and bigger, like two small leather balls.

Suddenly, Qin Xianglin discovered a strange situation: when they were bulging, the silver needles on their bodies were still inserted into their bodies, didn't they leak air?

Qin Xianglin was stunned, and the two silver needles on the toad's stomach suddenly flew out as if they had received a huge squeeze.

"Smack!" The silver needle stuck to the top of Qin Xianglin's head and went out, and it actually pierced the two tiles on the top of Qin Xianglin's head.

Qin Xianglin couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the two toads and praised: "This skill, awesome, grandpa, I am not as good as you!" ”

The toad looked at Qin Xianglin and didn't speak, and seemed to give Qin Xianglin a royal contempt.

That kind of clue to the world, empty eyes made the later Qin Xianglin imitate it for many years, but after all, it was not the essence.

At this point, Qin Xianglin actually lost to two toads, which is really embarrassing.

Immediately afterwards, Qin Xianglin was more and more shocked that the two toads were still puffing up, and their bodies were getting bigger and bigger.

Its body was now twice its size.

Qin Xianglin's shock was not that their bodies had suddenly doubled in size, but that they didn't leak air.

The silver needles that Qin Xianglin punched out penetrated the toad's body, that is, there were at least two needle holes on their bodies.

However, the most important thing is that they do not leak. Not only does it not leak, but it also fills up automatically?

Is the vacuum tire that can run even if the tires are turned on like they learned? Have those tire manufacturers consulted with the toad?

At this time, the toad was slowly rising, and something seemed to be wrong.

They're like balloons, they're about to fly.

"Not good!" Qin Xianglin shouted loudly, pulling Da Shu and Hu Bing to hide in the room on the side.

That is, when the three of them hid in the room and closed the door, the two toads exploded.

As soon as it exploded, it was suddenly a cloud of cyan smoke and cyan juice, which was really as disgusting as it was.

"Fortunately, Lao Tzu ran fast!" Qin Xianglin couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

The cyan smoke and juice were mostly poisonous, Qin Xianglin guessed. Because, if there is no poison, then I am really sorry for the courage of the toad to blow himself up.

Blowing yourself up and disgusting others, although it is also awesome to mention, but after all, it is not to blow yourself up and poison the enemy, so high-end and atmospheric.

"That's the end of it?" Hu Bing looked at Qin Xianglin with a puzzled expression.

Qin Xianglin was also puzzled, just looked outside and said, "There may be a second team, a third team of toads coming up, until we are disgusted to death!" ”

The big tree frowned and asked innocently, "What's the use of this?" ”

Qin Xianglin thought about it for a while and found a perfect explanation: "Perhaps, our enemy has an innocent childlike heart!" ”

Da Shu looked at Qin Xianglin in a daze, and actually felt that this explanation was reasonable.

It was at this time that the sound of "...... swoop" suddenly came from outside.

The sound is like a storm passing by, like a big snake walking outside, and like someone's family is scattering beans.

Qin Xianglin stood on tiptoe and looked outside, and saw that dense toads began to appear in the cyan smoke outside.

"It's over!" Qin Xianglin couldn't help but exclaim.

When Hu Bing heard this, he hurriedly asked, "Uncle Man, what's wrong?" ”

Qin Xianglin replied: "We are treated as pests!" ”

Hu Bing also tiptoed to look outside. When I saw hundreds of toads, I was also taken aback: "My mother, is this a nest of toads?" ”

The big tree can see the outside without tiptoeing, and its height advantage is reflected at this time.

"Big brother, what should we do?" The big tree asked with consternation.

Qin Xianglin said: "Toads are not terrible, but if there are too many toads, they are terrible!" Why do some people like toads on the rivers and lakes? ”

Qin Xianglin was very puzzled, and looked at the back of a cabinet at the door, where there were three guys.

These three things couldn't help but make Qin Xianglin's eyes light up.

"Haha...... This thing came out at a better time! ”