Chapter 47: The Day of Being a Dog
"Wangwang, what's wrong with you, master, how did you become so strange?"
The head Zhou Huan crawled around Zhou Huan flexibly like a dog, and stretched out his short tongue to lick Zhou Huan's face, which made Zhou Huan very disgusting, and his own body must be a mouthful of dog hair.
"If you call me master, will you listen to me? And who are you?"
Zhou Huan took a deep breath and asked, the system is now starting to pretend to be a dead dog, why don't you see anyone, only leave a sentence, solve the problem as soon as possible, users don't worry, ......
"Wangwang, yes, it's strange, I can actually understand the master's words, I am you, you are your nose!"
"Nose?"
Zhou Huan only felt that this was an extremely ridiculous thing, and the self in front of him actually said such a thing.
"I've been with my master all along, I'm your nose, and you sneezed hard just now, and you knocked your nose out and ran to me. ”
The person on the other side said with a smile and explained everything that happened - it claimed to be Zhou Huan's nose, and it had been quietly staying in Zhou Huan's body, but when Zhou Huan sneezed, he suddenly knocked out his nose, and something even more wonderful happened, that is, Zhou Huan's nose actually turned into a dog.
“...... You've always been by my side?"
Zhou Huan only felt a chill in his heart, and he didn't believe the other party's words very much.
"No, I suddenly had such a consciousness just now, I became like this, I can't smell anything now, master, what to do, what to do?"
That Zhou Huan screamed, but his nose was intact, and almost at the same time, Zhou Huan had a very strange feeling in his heart, that is, this Zhou Huan did not lie, he and himself had an extremely intimate feeling.
"The nose, the dog's nose, and then the nose became a dog, and he actually possessed the dog...... So what part of the eagle is, and it can't be which part, right?"
Zhou Huan cleaned up what happened and began to call the system, but the system began to play dead and did not react at all.
"Is that how organized you are to speak, is my nose so smart?"
Zhou Huan involuntarily asked, some people say that the IQ of an adult dog is equivalent to that of a seven-year-old child, but it is only a seven-year-old child, let the seven-year-old child say such a thing and see if he can say it clearly.
"Of course it's not that clear, it's weird, it's really weird, how can I suddenly be so smart?"
Zhou Huan in front of him screamed loudly, and then his eyes fell on the TV remote control board not far away, he jumped over and bit the remote control board, and then sent it to Zhou Huan.
"Master, I want to watch 88 sets, pet world, please, please!"
"You can still remember the pet world of 88, when did you learn to read?"
"Just now, I realized that I could do a lot of things! By the way, I gave myself a name called Doctor. ”
A black line flew in front of Zhou Huan's eyes, but he still stretched out his paws with great effort, and after making a few mistakes, pressed it to the pet world.
The Doctor was so happy that he jumped on the couch - the cushion next to it, and crouched there to watch his favorite show.
Some golden retrievers are very docile, but there are also a few who are as stupid and heartless as huskies, and Zhou Huan's doctor is undoubtedly the latter, it becomes a panic of people, and it is far less important than missing an issue of the pet world, Zhou Huan even doubted that this heartless golden retriever thought it was just a game.
However, this is not a game for Zhou Huan at all!
He used to dominate the world, he also fought thousands of armies, he is trying to learn to be the heir of the Great Harmony World, he wholeheartedly wants to make himself more perfect, but who would have thought...... All of a sudden, he became a dog!
If Zhou Huan hadn't had the experience of a few days ago, maybe he would have gone crazy at this moment.
Calm down, calm down, Zhou Huan tried hard to think about what was going on.
First of all, the improvement of the system succeeded, and his nose became a golden retriever, and he possessed the golden retriever.
Second, the golden retriever's IQ has greatly improved, and he speaks clearly and orderly, but his EQ has not improved, and he is still a little second-handed, but fortunately it is not a husky.
Third, both sides use a watery voice to talk, but they can both hear each other's meaning.
Third, after I became a golden retriever, my IQ has not changed much, the mental arithmetic ninety-nine multiplication formula is very smooth, and the action is no different from a dog - don't underestimate this, ordinary people need to adapt to a mouse to play games, not to mention the body of a dog.
But now, he can manipulate the dog's body very smoothly, as if he is a dog himself, whether it is jumping or twisting his tail, it seems very normal, just like he used to become an eagle.
"Doctor, can you recite the ninety-nine multiplication formula, what is the equal of three sevens?"
"Twenty-one. ”
The doctor, who was squatting on the cloth mat, didn't even look back, and gave the correct answer.
"Do you have any of my experiences, like memories, in your head?"
"Something, can you remember something?"
"So doctor, do you like Bo Yier and Liu Yiyi?"
"No, they're women, I'm a dog, how can a dog like your female star?"
The doctor's answer made Zhou Huan nod, he had seen the scene of golden hair, and if there was a problem with his deity one day, it would be troublesome.
"Doctor, do you know what's going on between us?"
"You know, you and I swapped bodies, just like two little girls in a natural pair, it's funny, I like it very much. ”
"Do you know that you are a natural pair? Doctor, is there any way you can get us back to our respective bodies? I'm not fit into a dog's body?"
“...... Master, can't we play this game properly?"
Just as it was commercial time for the pet channel, the doctor looked back and asked with a faint sadness.
"I love this game, it's so new. ”
"I know, but if I don't get it back, I'm in big trouble!"
"I don't know either, it's something the owner has to do. ”
"I've become a dog now, how can we eat in the future, will we all starve to death?"
"Yes, I can imitate the owner's appearance to go out to buy delicious food, your mobile phone does not have a fingerprint recognition system, just swipe your mobile phone directly when the time comes." ”
"Doctor!"
Zhou Huanqi's hair stood on end, and the more tragic thing about being occupied by a dog is that it can use your body to swipe the card and make you bear a big ass debt.
"Master, you can't swipe the card, we can Taobao, isn't your Huabei very creditworthy, I really want to eat dog food, I haven't eaten that thing!"
The doctor's saliva flowed out, which made Zhou Huan feel a chill.
He now understands that even if the doctor listens to himself, it is only obedient to some extent, he has his own opinions, he has his own ideas, especially the character of the golden retriever, which makes the doctor even more unreliable.
"You can't be angry, you can't be angry!"
Zhou Huan tried his best to calm down, after all, he still asked for a doctor.
"Doctor, would you like to discuss something?"
Zhou Huan said in a very soft tone.
"What's the matter?"
"The two of us have swapped bodies now, but anyway, I'm your master, can you listen to me?"
"Yes, master, hurry up to the sofa, the advertisement will be over soon, what's the matter, let's finish watching the pet family carnival first, okay?"
The doctor said to Zhou Huan in a flattering tone, and invited Zhou Huan to the sofa.
If anyone sees this situation, they will definitely call the mental hospital as soon as possible, and a stunned scene is being screened.
In front of the TV in the living room, a man and a dog sit and watch TV, but the dog sits on the sofa, and the person curls up on the cloth cushion next to the sofa, and the conversation between a man and a dog is carried out in a gurgling voice.
At this point, the system is still playing dead.