"It's been twelve or three days since Zhilan went to Kyoto, and she hasn't returned for such a long time, it seems that the things I asked her to prepare are not easy to find. But the things used to open the altar cannot be missing, and if there is one less, it will be impossible to find Mr. Liu smoothly. "At this moment, I am lying in the yard basking in the sun, but my thoughts have flown out of the clouds.

"Little Lizi, it's time to eat. You big lazy pig, what time is it and you're still lying there, do you want me to feed you myself! Tang Yaxi's voice came from inside the house, presumably Zhuang Wuse had delivered lunch.

I squeaked, got up from the chaise longue, and walked inside. Pinched my belly, I sighed, a little emotional. I spent a month recuperating with Tang Yaxi in the ancient temple, Tang Yaxi's figure has not changed, but I have gained ten pounds. The handsome and handsome little face also has the potential to develop into a round pig's head, but Tang Yaxi is forced to stuff a lot of food every day.

In Tang Yaxi's words, my face is too attractive, and it has fattened me, so no one cares about it. I know that this is what she is holding a grudge against Miao Tianzi, and I really can't control my gluttonous mouth, so I can only become more and more corrupt. Fortunately, I am not fighting alone, Zhuang Wuse and I have become close friends on the road to obesity under my earnest influence.

When I entered the room, I saw that there was not a vegetarian dish on the table, but a lot of meat. I squinted at Zhuang Wuse, who was sitting at the table, and secretly said that this little lama is quite good today.

"Come on, Xiao Lizi, what Xiaozhuang brought today is a big meal. Ah, that's what I like to eat. You have to learn like Xiao Zhuang in the future, otherwise I can..."

"Okay, yes..."Before Tang Yaxi could say anything threatening, I quickly interrupted. This girl doesn't know who she learned from recently, her temper is getting bigger and bigger day by day, could it be that there is still turbidity in her soul? I don't want to take the time to make up for her another drop of Heavenly Dew.

While the three of them were eating, Zhuang Wuse suddenly stopped his chopsticks, and stopped talking to the two of us: "Eh, this, this..."

As soon as I saw his obscene appearance, I knew that he had something in his heart, so I said to him angrily: "Hey, don't do this and that, if you have something to say, let it go." Don't let people eat well? ”

"Don't interrupt, let Xiaozhuang speak slowly." Tang Yaxi glanced at me, took out the demeanor of a sister-in-law, and said to Zhuang Wuse encouragingly.

Zhuang Wuse scratched his head in distress, and then said to me: "This, this little monk." Alas! It's hard to talk about. ”

When I saw that Zhuang Wuse still refused to say anything, I knew that he had a ghost in his heart, and maybe it was still big news. My mind turned and I came up with a bad idea. So I got up and left the dinner table, said to Tang Yaxi and the others, and went to get some old vinegar. In fact, I took the tool to draw the talisman and quietly drew a "true meaning talisman" in the courtyard. This talisman is the thirty-sixth outer path talisman, and it is also a kind of partial talisman.

After grinding the cinnabar ink, I dipped my pen and drew a big "mouth" character on the yellow paper, and drew a complicated circular mantra inside, and the seal character "heart" was written in the circular mantra. When I finished drawing, I lifted it, put it to my mouth and blew it.

"Huh? This little lama is now in the realm of attainment of fruition, what if this apathic charm doesn't work? Don't steal the chicken, it will be a shame. "My mind is spinning, but I forgot about Zhuang Wuse's great progress just now, and now I have to think of a way to remedy it.

Holding the "True Meaning Talisman", I sat on a bench in the courtyard and bit my fingers and thought. "Hmmm! Yes, that's it! "After thinking about it for a while, it occurred to me that I had a brilliant idea.

This method is still seen in Hong Kong and Taiwan films, that is, the "Kuimu concentric method". As long as you obtain one of Zhuang Wuse's belongings, and use this to perform the "Kuimu Concentric Method", you can connect Zhuang Wuse with the straw man. When the time comes, paste the "true heart and true meaning charm" on it, and I am not afraid that he will not be hit.

I smiled evilly, and it seemed that I could already see Zhuang Wuse's deflated appearance. I remember that the straw man I prepared last time I went to Linchi was not used yet, so it was packed in my backpack. As for Zhuang Wuse's belongings, there was nothing more suitable than his underwear.

After putting away the talisman drawing utensils and talisman paper, I walked into Tang Yaxi's house. Seeing that I came back, empty-handed, Tang Yaxi asked me what about vinegar, I didn't look for vinegar, why didn't I bring it back. I was careless, so I had to excuse myself and say that I didn't find it.

After glancing at it, Zhuang Wuse was still there, and his face was flushed. "Hehe, don't be afraid, big brother is here to rescue you." I whispered in my heart, but as soon as I finished speaking, I was sensed by Zhuang Wuse, who had "his heart".

I quickly sat down and pretended nothing had happened. I thought, this is really imaginable, I have to make a talisman in two days, and everything else will be known to this little lama. In case one day Tang Yaxi and I...

When I have something on my mind, I eat a lot less. After a casual two-bite bite, I stopped using my chopsticks. Pretended to pat Zhuang Wuse's shoulder to comfort him, but in fact, the moment the palm was withdrawn, he used the sharp spirit sword qi to cut a thumb-sized piece of cloth on his body.

Because the spirit sword aura is restrained, Zhuang Wuse is unaware. I said to Tang Yaxi and the others to eat slowly, I want to study and study the problem of doing things, and I went out.

When I got out, I went back to my room and rummaged my backpack out of the pile. I opened my backpack and searched for a long time without seeing a shadow of a straw man. "It's weird, why can't I find it, it's obviously here..."

Forget it, still

Tie another one.

I sneaked out of the room and found a few dry weeds in the temple and made them into crappy parasitic grass figures.

Get everything ready, and let's get started.

Place the straw man, "true heart and true meaning charm" and other items on the table one by one, and then put the pieces of Zhuang colorless clothes into the straw man's chest. I summoned the spirit sword with one hand, flipped up and down a few times, and drew a "concentric talisman" in the void. Pressing down on the hilt of the sword, he used the blade of the sword against the straw man, but he punched the concentric charm into the grass man's body.

Put away the spirit sword, replace it with a vermilion pen, and dip some cinnabar ink dots on the center of the straw man's eyebrows. At the same time, Zhuang Wuse, who was eating, felt as if someone had tapped on his eyebrows, and he reached out to touch it, but there was nothing. Zhuang Wuse shook his head, just thinking that it was his own delusion.

I looked at the straw man on the table and thought about it, I'm afraid it's not powerful enough. With a ruthless heart, he bit his fingers and smeared blood all over the straw man's body, chanting incantations while applying. Connect the straw man with my breath, if Zhuang Wuxian casts a spell to resist the destruction of the grass man, it will be against the Yuan Force of my Yuan Shen Realm. "Hehe, without the Dao of the peak of the Yuan Shen, he doesn't want to break the Kuimu Concentric Technique."

I snickered, pinched the "True Meaning Talisman", and pressed it hard against the straw man's eyebrows.

"Edict!"

Zhuang Wuxian shook at the dinner table for no reason, his eyes instantly became hollow, and the whole person was stunned. Tang Yaxi saw that Zhuang Wuse's expression was wrong, so he asked him with concern what was wrong.

I only heard Zhuang Wuse say in a sluggish state: "I don't know." At this time, I just rushed back to Tang Yaxi's room, and when I saw this situation, I shouted excitedly: "It's done!" ”

Tang Yaxi saw that I was so proud, and I didn't know that I was the one who made trouble, so he ordered me to quickly withdraw the spell that was cast on Zhuang Wuse's body, and stop making any more trouble. It took me a long time to get it right, and I didn't ask anything I wanted to know, so how could I just stop there.

But Tang Yaxi's face can't be denied, after all, he is now my leader. So he explained the purpose of calculating Zhuang Colorless, and said it as it was. As soon as Tang Yaxi heard that I had no malicious intent, and she was also very curious about what Zhuang Wuse was doing, she agreed with me to continue casting spells.

I smiled smugly, asked Tang Yaxi to return to his seat and sit down, while he sat next to Zhuang Wuse, and asked tentatively, "Zhuang Wuse, what color underwear did you wear today?" ”

"Pink..."

"Poof~" Tang Yaxi and I looked at each other and smiled, both of them were thundered by Zhuang Wuse's strange trick, this little lama is really trendy.

"What's the name of that little girl you like?" Tang Yaxi has always been curious about what the little girl Zhuang Wuse likes is called, and when she saw that my magic was really powerful, she couldn't help but ask.

"Gu pity..."

Zhuang Wuse replied honestly, that look was really cute and cute.

Tang Yaxi and I felt that we both had some gossip potential, so we took this opportunity to give full play to it, so we asked Zhuang Wuse a lot of privacy questions. Zhuang Wuse was controlled by the "True Meaning Fu", so he naturally knew everything and said everything, and soon revealed his glorious deeds from childhood to adulthood. Listening to it, Tang Yaxi and I secretly exclaimed, but I didn't expect that this little lama still had a lot of naïve sides.

Now I know Zhuang Wuse as well as a farmer's uncle understands poop, which is extremely transparent.

It's pretty much the same, and the power of the spell is about to expire. I hurriedly asked about the main purpose of this spell casting, what Zhuang Wuse was doing.

"Zhuang Wuse, what did you want to say to us when you were eating just now?"

Zhuang Wuse was about to answer, but his face was distorted. I secretly said that it was not good, this was Zhuang Wuse's heart resisting. Hurriedly pointed at Zhuang Wushi's eyebrows, and pressed his true consciousness down.

Zhuang Wuse is obedient, 1510 Dao. It turned out that this little lama really succeeded according to the bad idea I gave him before. chased the female pilgrim, that is, Gu Tinglian, and the relationship between the two of them developed very quickly during this period of time.

Just last night, an indescribable thing happened between Zhuang Wuse and Gu Tinglian, which made Zhuang Wuse feel very distressed. Because Lama Jipu is a person with a strong sense of tradition, this kind of thing that seems to him to be unethical is absolutely not allowed. If Lama Jipu knew, he would have to break Zhuang Wuse's leg and throw him into the wall of the small black roof.

Hearing this, Tang Yaxi already blushed with shame, snorted, and ran out of the house. And I stared at Zhuang Wuse with respect, as if flowers had grown on his face.

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. The great cause that the eldest brother has not yet completed has actually been completed by your kid ahead of schedule. Niu A's brother, Niu C's brother, little lama, you are a real cow~. "I can't help but give a thumbs up, and I must learn like Zhuang Wuse, and strive to step into a happy life with Tang Yaxi in advance.

At this moment, the mana of the "True Heart Talisman" also became invalid. Zhuang Wuse trembled all over, and snorted, but he came to his senses.

Shaking his head, Zhuang Wuse's face suddenly changed, he already knew the hand and face I had just done through "his heart", and his face suddenly turned red with anger. No, to be precise, it's a handover of blue and red. I saw that the general situation was not good, and Shi Zhanyu walked past Zhuang Wuse, and was about to flee the scene.

Zhuang Wuse snorted coldly, clasped his hands together, and stimulated the Buddha power enchantment in the room. I was caught off guard and crashed headlong, and was shaken back several times by the force of the enchantment's backshock

Step. But he forgot that this was someone else's territory, so he could naturally easily urge the Buddha power enchantment.

Zhuang Wuse picked up the true body of the Arhat, grabbed my shoulder, and was about to carry out a terrible beating. It seems that the little lama is really angry, and the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, so I'd better hurry up and get lucky. I took out the Kuimu concentric straw man from my pocket, I raised a little straw man eyebrows, and drank "E!" ”

With the power of concentric straw man, Zhuang Wuse will be fixed in place. He took the opportunity to break away from Zhuang Wuxian's clutches and ran out of the door. When I touched the Buddha Power Enchantment, I casually summoned the spirit sword and slashed through it with a sword.

Because there was no one to preside over it, the enchantment was easily separated by the spirit sword, and I also took advantage of the situation to pass through. As soon as I got out of the house, I ran out of the courtyard without stopping. I thought about rushing to Jipu Lama to avoid Zhuang Wushi's anger.

However, I was so careless that I left the concentric straw man used for the spell on the dinner table. After Zhuang Wuse broke through the prohibition under me, he saw the concentric straw man on the table at a glance. He picked up the straw man and looked at it, a cruel smile curling into his mouth.

Whew, whew, I hurried to Lama Jipo's room as fast as I could. When I opened the door, I found that Lama Jipo was not inside. "I don't know where he went, let's go find Tang Yaxi. With her, there will be a shield in case Zhuang Colorless chases. Well, yes, that's it! So in my heart, I shamelessly betrayed my girlfriend.

When she found Tang Yaxi, she was under the ancient tree in front of the temple, looking at the wishing peach cards left by the lovers on the tree in a daze, and she didn't know what she was thinking. At that moment, an immature thought sounded in my heart, should I also give her a "true heart talisman"?

Ahem, forget it, she found out, and she didn't have to strangle me. I put away my thoughts and walked quickly to Tang Yaxi's side. was about to ask her for help, but at a glance he saw Zhuang Wuse coming slowly from the side.

From a distance, the little lama's face returned to normal, as if nothing had happened. Seeing this, my heart was nervous to death, which was clearly a precursor to the coming storm. Turning her head to look at Tang Yaxi, she also saw Zhuang Wuse. But Tang Yaxi had an innocent expression that had nothing to do with me.

I swallowed hard and foamed, it seems that Tang Yaxi's backer is not very reliable. It's still thirty-six plans, go up, and slip away.

So I took advantage of Zhuang Wuse's pretending to be there, and ran to the temple gate. I used the light footwork recorded in the "Iron Palm" for this run, which was really a dozen steps and a dozen meters. In a few clicks, I flew to the gate of the temple.

turned his head to look, but Zhuang Wuse was unhurried and picked up a scarecrow without care. My pupils suddenly shrank, and I felt that something was wrong.

So I reacted quickly, stopped on the spot, and I pinched a talisman print. The protective aura immediately enveloped my whole body, not leaking the slightest breath.

Zhuang Wuse stretched out his hand and drew a few times on the scarecrow, and his mouth made a buzzing incantation. I only felt that a strange power passed through my protective aura, and that aura that was invincible to all evils instantly became an ornament. Then, my body stiffened, but I lost control of my body.

"I'll rub it, bad dishes." I can't even move my lips when I speak, it must be this little lama's fault. While I was secretly running my vitality, I was vigorously washing away the strange power entrenched in my body, and at the same time, I said some words in my heart begging for mercy and currying favor with Zhuang Wuse. I know that Zhuang Wuse, who has "his heart", must be able to hear it.

But Zhuang Wuse was unmoved, and only made a gesture to me with one hand, and my body walked towards him uncontrollably.

I was secretly anxious in my heart, this time the joke was too big, if it fell into Zhuang Wuse's hands, it would not be good. So I secretly gave Tang Yaxi a look and asked her to do me a favor and help me snatch the Tongxin straw man.

Tang Yaxi actually pretended not to see me, and when it was over, his elbow turned out. How could she see death and not save her, she also had a part in the gossip village when it was colorless just now.

Seeing that Tang Yaxi was still unmoved, and you loved your expression, I secretly hated it in my heart.

"Wait, you wait for the eldest brother, sooner or later, you can't describe it." I looked at Tang Yaxi hatefully, it was better to ask for others than for myself, or to speed up the vitality and break through the strange force.

But it seemed too late, and before I broke through Zhuang Wuse's spell, I went to Zhuang Wuse's side first.

I saw Zhuang Wuse's three points of ruthlessness, and seven points of mockery: "Run, Li Yan, can't you run, you run." How dare you treat the little monk like this, see how the little monk cleans you up! ”

As he spoke, Zhuang Wuse pointed at the straw man, drew a few times, and threw the straw man into a muddy field next to him. I was devoured by the Kuimu concentric talisman, and I also planted myself in the mud with the straw man.

"I rubbed it, but luckily it was mud. If it falls on the floor tiles, won't the handsome and handsome little face of the eldest brother be reimbursed? Just when I was secretly rejoicing, Zhuang Wuse waved his hand and took the straw man back from the mud. I also fell back, smashed on the ground and fell into a mess.

"Oops, it hurts me!" But under this fall, the vitality violently broke through the blockade of the alien force, allowing my mouth to speak.

"Little lama, you are too ruthless, doesn't the eldest brother just want to help you, how can you be ungrateful, and you will take revenge?" I yelled at Zhuang Wuse, but in my heart I wanted to delay a little longer, so as to completely break through Zhuang Wuse's spell.