"You said this is pretty good, it can be used as a kind of connection in the middle." Brother Shulin told me.

"Articulation? What do you mean? "I don't understand what Brother Shulin means.

"I can give you a general direction, of course, it's just the direction, such as teasing and praising each other is not convinced, but you can't tell the winner or loser, at this time, please ask a referee, that is, commonly known as greasy seams, ask him to come up, then you can demonstrate, you can say it when you quarrel, you give me a comparison, a good comparison, mud cracks or praise can be said, where does the comparison come from, or what is it, you can say what Miss Wang met Miss Yu or something, and what Mr. Wang, At this time, it's a link, but you can't say it directly from the mud crack, you have to have a link, understand? ”

"Oh!" I let out a loud oh, as if I had come to my senses, "I see." ”

"Do you know what you're going to do now?" Brother Shulin asked me.

I shook my head: "I don't know. ”

"Silly, all you have to do now is write your competitive theme and subsequent competitive content!" Shulin called me stupid!

"I see, what else." I asked.

"Well, you go to the printer and get an A4 piece of paper, and I'll tell you about it," Shulin told me, and then he took out his cigarette and lit a cigarette, "Do you smoke?" ”

"I don't smoke." I'm looking for paper.

"Cut, who doesn't smoke in high school now, don't pretend, by the way, what's the matter with you and that little girl, there must be a situation."

"Which little girl?" I searched and said, "Found it!" ”

I found a pen by the way and went back to sit down, watching Brother Shulin spit out the smoke rings and quite tasteful, but I really don't want to smoke, I smoke very easily nausea, and I can't drink alcohol, not that I am easy to get drunk and crazy, but it is easy to drink full, and then vomit in a mess.

"It's the little girl you just said was arguing with you, right?" Brother Shulin and I teased.

"Where is it, her temper is too big, and she is full of problems with the eldest lady." When it comes to her bullying me, I don't fight anywhere.

"Then try not to mess with people, girls like this, if you quarrel with her, they will have feelings for you. Of course you probably have. "Brother Shulin persuaded me not to want Yan Yunci, huh! I really shouldn't be provoked, my temper is too big, and I'm easy to beat. I didn't take Shulin's words too seriously.

"You say, Brother Shulin, I'll write it down." I looked at him intently.

"I feel that cross talk is not like acting, it should be much more flexible than acting, it doesn't particularly rely on the script, of course it's still very important, I just said that there is a lot of flexibility, the script just gives you a general direction, if you really want to perform a vivid image, you have to rely on some reactions, do you understand the on-the-spot reaction, make corresponding countermeasures according to the audience's reaction, maybe what I said is not particularly professional, but do you understand what I mean?"

"I understand, I understand." I hurriedly wrote it down on paper and wrote it down.

"So don't die too much when you write the script, but because it's the first time you say cross talk, is it still so high, you just write a little dead, and you can grasp it yourself."

Brother Shulin took a big sip of a glass of water and continued: "I'll give you an example of the on-the-spot reaction, you may understand, you are still relatively smart, in fact, I am not particularly good at this opposite, I will tell you what I understand myself, for example, if you want to talk about a topic, the audience says that they want to listen to another, howl loudly, at this time you can't ignore him, otherwise the cross talk will seem to have no stretch, you can answer in many ways, one of the most common ways to respond to cross talk is to say: 'I want to hear so-and-so, right?' He smiled at first, then pretended to slam his face and pointed with his hand: 'You get out for me!' At this time, most of the audience will be amused, and you can proceed to the following show, this is the most common way, of course, there are many more, you go home and write more to watch the cross talk, and see how other cross talk actors handle it. ”

"Okay, I see, you can go ahead." I used my brush to memorize what Brother Shulin said.

"You can remember the most important thing, and there is one of the most important cross talk sayings, that is, there is no size on the stage, and there are rules off the stage, the meaning of this sentence should be that you must not be a person in your own play on the stage, it is not you who are scolded by others, it doesn't matter how you scold you, this is an important reference for you to write the script, do you understand? The cross talk industry and even the acting industry are based on the audience as parents, you just want to make them laugh, and your own thoughts and actions are all ranked behind!

In order to make me remember clearly, Brother Shulin spoke very slowly.

"And that?" When I finished remembering, I looked up and asked.

"There's nothing else to say, it's just a matter of acting, you can't be too nervous, the most important thing is to relax, show what you think is funny, otherwise you won't think it's funny, and the audience won't laugh, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes." I wrote it down as I agreed, "Is there anything else?" ”

"By the way, do you have any costumes?" Shulin asked me.

"Clothing? Do you mean the coat? I asked.

"That's right, you said that cross talk can't be plain, right?" Brother Shulin asked me rhetorically.

"I don't want to be plain either! But ......, "I really don't have any channels, and my father told him that it's good if he doesn't beat me," or brother, are you tired to help?" I smiled flatteringly at Brother Shulin.

"Still want my help? But what can you give me in return, I can't help you in vain. Brother Shulin looked thoughtful.

Eh, it's vulgar, what kind of relationship do we have, what do you do with such a good relationship, it's really boring: "Then what do you want?" ”

"Well, go back and tell your dad like this, if one day you don't go to school, you can ask your dad if you can get your dad to promise you to come to me to help, that's it." The request that Shulingo said was strange.

"It's as simple as that?" What kind of requirement is this?

"Yes, it's that simple."

"Then brother, you're going to be disappointed, with my father's appearance of Jackie Chan, even if it's a junior college, you have to let me go to it, of course, I still earn the money myself."

Brother Shulin smiled: "Haha, you can just say it, if it doesn't make sense, forget it, you can get your father to agree as soon as possible." ”

"Okay, wrap it up with me!" I boasted about Haikou.

Brother Shulin and I were chatting there, and there was a knock on the door: "Is Director Li here?" ”

"Please come in."

It's a girl who came in, wow! It's that Cang teacher, that Cang agent, alas, it's really a wonderful beauty, let this old pervert give ...... What a heartache! It's indescribable!

"What's wrong, Xiaoyin?"

"It's almost half an hour, isn't it time for you to prepare?" Wow, this voice, that's called a sweet, shouting makes my heart crisp, my little heart feels like it's beating and can't stand it!

"Okay, I know, by the way, there's one more thing for you to do, you take this kid to the clothing logistics side, get a few sets of clothes out, that is, the cross talk coat, I'll sign it later," Shuling said, "Go now, I'll go to the studio to see." After saying that, Brother Shulin stood up and prepared to leave.

But before he got to the door, Brother Shulin said: "I may go to your New Year's Day party, perform well, don't embarrass my brother." ”

"Got it, Brother Shulin!" I said with a giggle.

"Okay, I'll go, you follow Xiaoyin to get a few clothes, remember to come back!" After Brother Shulin finished speaking, he closed the door and left.

Hehe, cut, I didn't plan to return it if I took it! You still want me to throw it up after eating it? How could it be!

"That Sister Cang, why don't we go now?" I asked tentatively. My God, I'm really a little nervous to be alone with the goddess, ahem, calm down!

"Let's go, I'll take you to your clothes." Miss Linyin smiled lightly.

I took a deep breath and said, no, you can't make mistakes, you can't make mistakes, otherwise it's too embarrassing.

I followed her to this very large room, and there was an old man at the door listening to Peking Opera, which seemed to be a warehouse manager.

"Hello, uncle, I'll pick up a few clothes."

"Xiaoyin is here, okay, okay, come on." The little old man is called a passion, it seems that beautiful women are good for people of all ages.

The two of us went in, I observed the dazzling clothes, there were police uniforms, firefighters' clothes, sanitation, security, and beggars, and there were a lot of ancient costumes, what emperors, concubines, and walked for a long time to this place where I wore a coat, this clothes are also colorful, what red, blue, yellow, brown, and the size is also varied.

"Can I try it on?" I asked Sister Linyin!

"Yes, you can wear it and try it out." The sweet voice reached my ears again.

I took an almost blue one and tried it, I personally prefer blue, I took a look at the big floor mirror next to me, looked at my temperament, and raised my hand between a breath of atmosphere! Tsk, it's really a man who relies on clothes and horses to rely on saddles.

"That's it, it's about the same size, by the way, that sister, find me two more sets, my friend will use them too," I said with a grin, "one is red, and the other is blue like mine, but it costs two XL, and the red one needs L."

"Red is for girls?" Agent Cang asked me, hey, why is this title so awkward?

"That's right!" Can red be worn by girls or by me?

"Then how can you decide that so easily! Girls are different from girls, girls not only have to look at height and weight, but also look at measurements! "Sister Linyin looked at me as if I had committed something heinous by making this simple decision.

Ah, measurements? How do I know that little girl.

"Well, how about you compare yourself to me?"

I looked at this teacher Cang's bulging chest, which was neither too big nor too small, and swallowed: "It's a lot smaller than you, and then the height and weight are about the same." ”