Chapter 11: If You Scold Your Crush, Will You Two Still Have a Score?
Gu Yu held the phone, his fingers wandered back and forth on the added key, and then turned his head to look at the ID on the computer screen, slapped his palm on the door of his head, and cursed in a low voice.
When he returned to the base, turned on the computer and boarded the game, he didn't remember where Song Fugui had seen it, Liu Shaojie yelled at the other end, "The lotus wind has a new skin, and Songyang is finished." ”
Gu Yu's hand that clicked on the skill trembled slightly, and suddenly his memory flooded in, and he remembered a little bit of what the familiarity was, and quickly forked out the large number and boarded the trumpet, and the three big characters [Song Fugui] appeared in the historical battle record.
If there is a high chance of ID collision in this world, then what is the chance of appearing with [Jiang Facai]?
Gu Yu folded his hands on his chest and silently said a word hallelujah to himself.
"You say, if someone you like knows that you scolded her for cooking, is it still possible for you?" Gu Yu looked at Liu Shaojie expectantly.
Liu Shaojie was choosing equipment, and when he heard the words, he said indifferently: "Let's change someone." ”
"What?" Gu Yu asked.
Liu Shaojie: "The game is so dish, it's not worthy of me, does she think she is Liu Yifei?" ”
Gu Yu was speechless, looked at Zhou Du again and asked again, Zhou Du said more seriously: "Is it good-looking?" ”
Gu Yu: "It's good-looking." ”
Zhou Du: "Then start in three years, and you won't lose if you don't get together." ”
Gu Yu took out his mobile phone: "If I call the police, will there be a bonus?" ”
Li Songyang probed from the other end of the computer: "Brother Yuzi, do you have someone you like?" ”
The other two Yu Minghe Zhengtai, who were sitting on the sofa, suddenly stopped what they were doing, and turned their heads to look at Gu Yu in unison, their eyes shining with gossip.
"The old iron tree blooms?" Yu Ming stepped up.
He Zhengtai answered: "Dead wood sprouts in spring? ”
"Who is so unlucky to be taken by you?" Liu Shaojie stood up.
Gu Yu grabbed a handful of Chocolate King and threw it on him: "What's wrong with me?" It's a college graduate from a prestigious school. ”
Liu Shaojie caught the chocolate and looked serious: "Thank you for the reward." ”
"Who?" Li Songyang came over.
Yu Ming also stood up: "Ahem, do we know each other?" ”
He Zhengtai didn't know what to think, and frowned: "Don't be a little Internet celebrity." ”
"I haven't seen you get close to any Internet celebrity." Zhou Du said.
"Don't, the Internet celebrity is deep, look at the little lamb, who was cheated of money by the Internet celebrity. What ended up in the end? Liu Shaojie tore a bag of chocolates, threw them into his mouth and spoke.
Li Songyang picked up the mineral water bottle in his hand and threw it at Liu Shaojie's head: "Lao Tzu didn't, you fart!" ”
"Why don't you admit it, the hot searches have all said, Li Songyang spent a lot of money overnight for the eighteenth-line plastic surgery face of the little Internet celebrity." Liu Shaojie has something to do.
"." Li Songyang roared.
Gu Yu didn't want to pay attention to this group of people, and after a while, they quarreled again, and it was annoying to listen. He grabbed his hair irritably and sat down next to Yu Ming: "Is there a phone number from Doctor Song?"
"Yes, what's wrong?" Yu Ming stared at him: "You kid won't be..."
"Why do you have it?" Gu Yu was unhappy again.
Speaking of which, he and Song Xiang have eaten twice, met four times, and got along in the hospital for half a month.
Yu Ming sighed: "Why can't I have it?" He rolled his eyes: "You can be me." ”
"It's called getting a head start, little brother." Yu Ming shook his head.
Gu Yu didn't care about the above crimes, so he picked up the pillow at hand and was about to fight Yu Ming to the death, and finally forced Yu Ming to hand over Song Xiang's contact information under what he thought was a serious threat.
"Isn't it, you're really interested in people?" He Zhengtai came over, and the other servants also came over.
Gu Yu blushed his ears: "No, ask if there will be sequelae if you have a scratch on your buttocks." No! ”
Liu Shaojie sighed: "Fart, why don't you ask if you will get cancer if you wash your hair every day and lose your hair?" ”
"I can't kill you." Li Songyang also answered.
Zhou Du silently raised his hand: "Will you be bald if you lose your hair, do you want a hair growth water link?" ”
"Get out!"
"Gotcha." Zhou Du turned back again.
"Don't ask, if you have a spectrum, you are a sister-in-law, and if you don't have a spectrum, you are a patient." He Zhengtai is serious.
"That's my brother and sister." Liu Shaojie said.
Gu Yu slapped his head with a palm: "It's sister-in-law, your role substitution is quite strong." ”
"I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet, you two will see you in the hospital at most!" Liu Shaojie choked back.
"I'm in good health here, and I can't see the hospital." Zhou Du silently stretched out his head.
Gu Yu hissed: "You two are in the top fifty, right?" ”
"Gone." Liu Shaojie turned around and left. Zhou Du silently retracted his head again.
"Look at it, 20,000 yuan per person." Gu Yu turned his head and reported to He Zhengtai: "It's almost the end of the month, and the monthly performance target has not been completed." ”
"Gu Yu,, when did you say that the money was deducted?" Liu Shaojie rubbed it out.
Gu Yu smiled: "Just now." ”
So, Liu Shaojie scolded and began to brush the ranking points again, and at the end of the month, all the goals were missing, and the time was piled up, even though the gossip heart was about to jump out of his chest, but he had no time to take care of it.
Then there was the opening picture, Gu Yu finally failed to press the application to add friends, he pondered for a while, he couldn't throw himself into the net.
As soon as Jiang Ji came the next day, he was carrying the soybean milk that Comrade Xiao Song bought early in the morning, and his buttocks had just sat down, and he was holding the hemp balls in his hand and dividing them into two halves.
It should not have woken up, but he tried his best to clean himself up, except for his eyes were a little bloodshot, the other states were normal, his long legs hooked the chair, the chair legs scratched on the floor and made a long sound, sitting on the stool, his hands folded on his knees, and he looked well-behaved.
"Is there something wrong?" Jiang Ji was stunned.
Gu Yu spoke: "Do you play a game?" ”
"Fun." Jiang Ji took a bite of hemp balls. "Do... Do psychiatrists also have to compete? ”
"No, can you ask which district your ID is?" Gu Yu's face was harmless to humans and animals.
Jiang Ji pondered for a while before he spoke: "District 52, Jiang Fa Cai." ”
Gu Yu stood up, folded his hands, silently recited Hallelujah in his heart, and said to the unknown Jiang Ji: "Forget it." ”
Then he put the chair back in its place, pushed the door open and walked away.
After Jiang Ji finished breakfast, he sent a message to He Zhengtai: Gu Yu may need to be observed in the hospital, you tell him that I have acquaintances in the hospital and will not let him suffer.
He Zhengtai: ?
Jiang Ji: You guys have worked too hard in e-sports.
He Zhengtai: ??
Jiang Ji: Children should be treated in time when they are sick, and you, as a manager, should also worry more about their daily performance.
He Zhengtai: ???
Jiang Ji: Oh, no, it's my business.
Jiang Ji: It's hard work
He Zhengtai: ??????? (Can anyone tell me what's going on?) )
Gu Yu looked at Song Xiang's yellow SpongeBob SquarePants avatar on the WeChat interface for three days in a row and sighed, he could sigh for thirty seconds in one breath, and when he saw the lotus wind during training, he paid special attention to it, sent medicine and buff and shield, and was happy that Li Songyang brushed the lotus wind several times in a row.
"Why?"
Yu Ming stood behind him, Gu Yu panicked and pressed the screen, wanting to exit the interface, clicked a few times, and then cleared his throat: "It's okay." ”
Yu Ming didn't pay attention to his phone just now, and when Gu Yu was flustered, he only saw the interface jump to the screen of sending and adding success, and then he didn't say anything, and after a while, Gu Yu's status problem was gone.
Gu Yu took a long breath, and just as he was about to take his mobile phone, he found that he had entered the picture book, and put it down to start a new training game.
This is a friendly exchange match with AM, no whole wheat is opened, it is different from an ordinary training match, Gu Yu is a little serious, his elbow is numb and his fingers hurt when he comes down, AM changed his tactics, Gu Yu wanted to set a little more, so he dragged the battle for about 40 minutes, and finally won.
"You didn't see it, the lamp girl on the other side just now is too chicken thief." Liu Shaojie said: "What's out." ”
"I was stunned when I sucked my blood." Zhou Du also said.
Li Songyang loosened his shoulders and neck: "It has indeed improved." ”
"That's how they exposed their new tactics?" Liu Shaojie said suspiciously: "It seems to be too hasty." ”
"You're practicing with us." Gu Yu unscrewed the water bottle and took a sip: "Ghost Dao and Van Peel have obviously not yet reached the period of harmony and cooperation, the inscription of the lamp girl is newly melted, and she has lost her attack skills several times, and she may still be experimenting, and it may not necessarily be brought to the arena for actual operation. During the team battle, the milk is led in front, and the shooter's half-blooded hard bar is just to catch all the heads. As long as our skills are exhausted, the opposite assassin jumps up and puts the vampire cd on the opposite lamp girl and immediately releases the milk, and they will be able to occupy an absolute advantage. ”
"Damn, I see." Li Songyang suddenly realized.
After pondering for a while, Gu Yu's mobile phone rang, and he swiped it away, only to find that the interface reminded the other party that he had added you as a friend, please say hello to her.
"Boom!"
Gu Yu grabbed his mobile phone and stood up, his knee touched the table and made a loud noise, the three people on the other side looked at him inexplicably, and Xiao Gu said in a muffled voice: "I'll go to the pantry to pour water!" ”
"Just go, why is there such a big movement."