Monster?

"Monsters, everyone, run!"

Seeing Bajie walking down from the collapsed body covered in dust, the pig ears, pig nose, and big belly, the people around him were obviously stunned, and then they scattered violently, shouting monsters while running.

"National teacher, this ......"

Gao Taigong's feet trembled into chaff, his eyes looked at the pig demon walking down with fear, and then he looked at Chen Nuo.

"Master Gao is fine, with me, this pig doesn't dare to hurt people."

With the power of the mind blowing, Chen Nuo's hypnosis eliminated the fear in everyone's hearts, allowing them to go back to their homes, and gradually forget about the pig demon in the future.

"Oh, it turned out to be the marshal of the Heavenly Court, how could the Tianpeng who commanded the Tianhe Water Army actually turn into a pig."

At this time, the monkey recognized Bajie's identity and walked around him twice and looked at him for a while, with a strange expression.

"Actually, you went directly to the mortal world to be reincarnated, without going through hell reincarnation, and the Jade Emperor Lao'er gave you the back door?"

Pull strings?

Bajie's huge ears trembled, and he said angrily: "I will become a pig demon if I go through the back door?" ”

"Oh, that's forcibly forcing you to go down to earth, pig head, don't do it with the Jade Emperor, mess with my old grandson, I'll take you to beat the Jade Emperor and kick Rulai!"

is not like the monkey wearing the golden hoop in the original book, he looks very free, kicks Bajie, and wants to recruit a horse boy for himself.

"Really?"

Bajie was stunned when he heard the monkey's invitation, but he didn't expect the task to be completed so easily.

"Of course, if you have a peach for me to eat, then you will have a peach kernel to gnaw, Mr. said that the peach kernel is high fat and high protein, and what vitamins do it contain."

The monkey simply nodded.

It's very tiring to drive, find this pig demon to drive instead of himself, and then he can make a mattress in the back of the car and sleep comfortably.

"Then thank you Brother Monkey, I have long been unhappy with the Jade Emperor, relying on the fact that I am a Daozu boy who snatched the throne of the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court, and was killed by Xingtian and came back from the calamity to continue to occupy that position, and I was holding the Haotian Mirror every day to peep and see.

Brother Monkey, you don't know, his favorite thing to do is to peek at some little girls taking a bath in the next session, live out a voyeur, and his ......"

I don't know if it was to dispel the monkey's suspicions and establish a revolutionary friendship as soon as possible, or to take this opportunity to take a breath, Bajie suddenly made up all kinds of ugly things about the Jade Emperor in Balabala.

In an instant, the Jade Emperor became a sinister, perverted, voyeuristic, and psychologically problematic lewd man in his mouth.

"Zhenyuan Daxian, is this thing true, Haotian has become like this all these years?"

Journey to the West, the bigwigs who were paying attention to the situation of Chen Nuo and his party were all dumbfounded, and Wuzhuang Guan, a woman in gold in a dress looked at Zhen Yuanzi in disbelief.

"What do you think, Golden Phoenix Fairy?"

Zhen Yuanzi shook his head and smiled bitterly, everyone could see that Zhu Bajie was taking the opportunity to get angry, yesterday even the words of the ancestor of the Jade Emperor came out, and it didn't matter if he slandered and scolded again at this time.

And there is a valid reason for this slander today, even if the Jade Emperor asks, Bajie can say that I am trying to break into the enemy and deceive the trust of the monkey and Chen Nuo.

"It seems that Haotian has been really wronged all these years."

The golden phoenix fairy, who had just woken up and had not been down for many years, also saw that Zhu Bajie was slandering angrily at this time, and sighed.

The aura decays, and the catastrophe of the end of the law is approaching day by day, and when the aura decays to a certain extent, the heavens and the earth will also be destroyed.

If they don't find any other way out or solution before then, then all of them immortals, gods and Buddhas will have to die, or they will all die.

In this case, a group of immortals and Buddhas can hold back the last madness, just scold the Jade Emperor, scold Rulai, this is very gentle, and managing such a group of people Jade Emperor and Rulai can be regarded as a grievance.

Seeing that Bajie and the monkey would not be familiar for a long time and almost had a few drinks, Chen Nuo shook his head.

These eight precepts, going to the main world to do sales and running business, I am afraid to win the sales championship every month.

As for Bajie mixing into the team, he has no opinion, it would be good to have one more free coolie who can move bricks and carry steam engines.

As for whether it is a spy, or what kind of luck is shared, the spy will also have a great effect if he uses it well, the luck of this thing monkey is the main beneficiary, but it is useless to himself, and the little fox has not cultivated immortals and has not inherited the exercises, and the effect is not great, so the monkey has no opinion.

"Monkey, drive, ready to leave."

Chen Nuo commanded, ignoring Zai Bajie's stunned eyes, and left with the little fox first.

"Okay."

The monkey responded, did not go directly to drive, stretched out his hand and pointed a streamer into Bajie's mind, and taught Zhu Bajie his driving skills, driving feelings, and many years of experience as an old driver.

"Pig head, go drive, you will be the exclusive driver of the Journey to the West team from now on!"

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Bajie watched the monkey take out a peach out of nowhere and eat it and leave, his expression suddenly understood.

Feelings: You are so friendly to me, you want to find a coolie.

"Thank you to the national teacher, the national teacher came back from the western transmission of the law this time, and you must stay for a few days when you pass by Gao Laozhuang, so that we can entertain the national teacher."

Hearing that Chen Nuo was leaving, Gao Taigong and others came to bid farewell after holding on to no avail.

"Yes, when the national teacher comes back, you must stay for a few days, let us thank the national teacher for his grace in spreading the Dharma!"

"National teacher, I see that you still lack a few maids, my family has a pair of twin daughters of the right age, why don't I let them come over to be your maids?"

"I'll go, Lao Zhang, you even have to send your daughter to the national teacher?"

"Send a fart, my daughter is so aura and cute, staying in this remote mountainous area will be a village girl for the rest of her life, and only by going with the national teacher can she see the wider world!"

Chen Nuo was leaving, and the craftsmen who had been learning things for more than a week also came to say goodbye.

Thanksgiving, thanksgiving for taking things, and even sending their twin daughters over as maids.

In just over a week, they probably knew that Chen Nuo was quite easy-going, without those immortals who looked down on all beings like ants, and they didn't have the arrogance and indifference of those big officials, and gradually dared to make some jokes in front of Chen Nuo.

Chen Nuo couldn't smile bitterly, and repeatedly excused himself several times before he got rid of the farewell team.

"Alas, people should be tired when they are handsome."

"Great Immortal, your skin is so thick, you can block the bombardment of the Innate Treasure."

Just now I heard that a craftsman wanted to send a pair of little foxes with twin daughters staring at him, and after Chen Nuo refused, he happily flicked his two tails, and then stood on Chen Nuo's shoulder to refute what he said.

"Monkey, by human standards, Mr. is not handsome."

Chen Nuo patted the little fox's head angrily, turned his head to look at the monkey, and his eyes flashed dangerously.

If you make a mistake in your answer, your homework will be doubled.

The monkey read this information from Chen Nuo's eyes, and he made the choice of name in an instant, without being afraid of the sky and the earth.

"Handsome! Sir, he must be handsome! Sir is the most handsome man in the Terrans! ”

The little fox shook his head and shouted, "Bah, sir, if you ask a monkey about his human aesthetics, this is definitely not accurate." ”

"Then ask Jiang Liu'er, is Mr. the first marshal of the human race." Chen Nuo looked at Tang Seng, who usually spoke little.

"Sir, a person with a good heart is handsome, sir, you are a handsome person, and it is not an exaggeration to be the first in the human race."

Jiang Liu'er looked at Chen Nuo and hesitated for a few seconds, he was not good at lying, so he had to hold back such words.