Text Chapter 96: The first sentence of getting up every day
"I swear! Don't scream anymore! Qin Ye spoke without hesitation, compared to the discipline and the small life, of course, the latter is more important.
Just as he finished speaking, Arthas's body suddenly flashed.
Both were stunned.
"This is ......" Arthas looked at her body in disbelief, and it was visible to the naked eye that her whole body, starting from her clothes, quietly turned into black butterflies, like charred ash blown by the wind, slowly drifting into the air.
More and more ...... In just three seconds, she only had her upper body left, and the sky was full of black butterflies, and a huge black butterfly vortex had formed in the room!
"Listen to your lordship...... That blow even destroyed Hongu's body?! ”
Rumble!!
In the next second, her whole body collapsed, and all the black butterflies let out a terrible scream, which instantly turned to ashes.
In the room, only Qin Ye and a golden soul fire remained.
The reversal came too quickly, and the atmosphere was too awkward to be overcome.
"What's that......" After a few seconds, the soul fire moved, and he coughed lightly and forced himself to calm down: "Why don't you find a body for this palace first?" Then find a place to have a cup of tea and talk about life? ”
Qin Ye didn't know when he had already turned into a human form, tidied up his clothes, straightened his belt, and didn't even know where to take out a mirror and comb his somewhat scattered hairstyle.
Yes...... It's still so handsome......
"Life...... It's full of surprises. He put away the mirror and smiled at the soul fire.
The anger that Arthas felt he had just suppressed instantly soared again.
"Hongu was just joking...... Or you would have died seventeen or eighteen times! She said coldly, maintaining her persona.
Qin Ye Xizi held his heart: "But you pinched people so painful~"
"Bengong is now regretting why he didn't slap you to death just now!"
Qin Ye's eyes lit up: "Little Ah, ......"
Alsace's teeth clicked: "You didn't swear just now......"
"Huh?"
“…… OK...... Something to talk about! Hongu can't hold it anymore! ”
"That's right." Qin Ye made a move, and the ghost head knife flew over: "Come on, come on, come to the brother's bowl, you just take advantage of the present to think about it, how we will get along in the future." After thinking about it clearly, what is the secret method of the Yin Division, what is the secret of the underworld...... You can take it out. ”
"Otherwise......" Seeing that Arthas's spirit body couldn't wait to sink into the ghost head knife, Qin Ye viciously picked up the strip of cloth of the soul sealing ball and wrapped it around the knife: "Bundle PLAY or something...... I don't think you want to know much about it......"
Arthas was humiliated by the Devil's Head Knife.
My heart was pierced with holes.
Yes, she really didn't want to kill Qin Ye.
Now the situation is very good, and it is completely different from a few months ago when he wanted to rob Wang Zemin's soul in the underworld.
The Yama seal fragment recognized the Lord, and the new underworld was certified by the Heavenly Dao. The best way to do this is to work together.
She just couldn't get used to Qin Ye's lazy habits, and wanted to take the opportunity to adjust it, and by the way, change who was in control of the sovereignty.
Who would have thought...... I didn't even have a chance to pretend to be forced!
"This author ......" she sighed faintly: "It's too social......"
Resistance was useless, and after the elevator rose to Huida, she said unlovely: "Take the palace around." ”
"Oh? Who gave you the confidence to make demands now? ”
Arthas endured the mentality of dying with the other party, and gritted his teeth and spoke: "This palace will find some eye-catching lodging by itself!" ”
"You don't believe my eyes?"
"Just your straight male aesthetic?" Alsace was dismissive.
Qin Ye was in a good mood, the underworld was unfolded, the truth of Kuafu's father was revealed, and there was nothing in Bao'an City to stop him. Just wait a week and take a sneak peek at it yourself.
What's left?
Oh...... There is about one left to be a mentor, live in Bao'an City, develop steadily, and wait for yourself to find out endlessly, hehehe......
The gods descend to earth! Squirt him Q!
This mentor position couldn't have come at a better time!
This was so good that he took Arthas straight into the already empty girls' dormitory.
It's daylight now. Thousands of people from Hui University were evacuated in a few days, but they were still in a bit of a hurry, and the entire dormitory building had a taste of chaos.
"I once thought about ......" Qin Ye looked at the messy bedroom and picked up a bag of things: "I will be an angel in my next life." ”
"With beautiful wings, he is free to get close to the body and mind of a beautiful woman, so ......" he put the bag on the Devil's Head Knife, "I will give you this opportunity." ”
Arthas looked at the bag of Shulme coldly: "With wings, close to the body and mind...... Do you believe that this palace will be cremated with you on the spot right away? ”
“…… So what do you look at this Peppa Pig pillow? ”
The former prefectural magistrate lodged Peppa Pig, and every day there was a Peppa Pig talking to people, and the picture was so beautiful that it made people tremble.
"Are you stupid?"
"Not satisfied? What about this? Pikachu's? ”
"Stupid."
"Why are you so hard to serve? What about this? Oh? A limited-edition Teemo pillow? This can't give you ......."
"Okay, let's do this! Sword Sanhualuo! That's it! ”
Arthas didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, and remained motionless in a cold manner.
Two hours later, Qin Ye was tired and sweaty, and walked out of the girls' dormitory through gritted teeth: "You give the official a little bit, you don't want a mirror, you don't want a pillow, you still don't want a bikini, can't you board in anything?" How can you be so picky? ”
Arthas gritted his teeth even more: "The premise of this palace is anything that is 'normal'!" What the hell is that spider-like man figure you gave me! Even if Hongu has been dead for hundreds of years, she is still a woman! Do you know women!! ”
Qin Ye thoughtfully: "So ......"
Arthas was afraid that he would say something that would make him even more heartbroken, so he gritted his teeth and reminded: "This palace ...... Need something pretty. ”
I finally got out of the Soul Sealing Orb, and I didn't want to stay in those ugly items anymore.
She wants to let go of her ego as a woman!
Qin Ye shook his head: "These are all student dormitories, where are there so many high-quality items?" ”
Arthas also felt disheartened, this world is simply full of malice, she shouldn't have brought up the idea of asking Qin Ye to help find lodging items!
It's stupid, really.
"What's that?" Just when she was in despair, she suddenly saw a small villa by the lake.
"That?" Qin Ye squinted and looked at it: "Zhang Linhua said something at that time, it seems to be ...... It is a variety of second-generation on-campus apartments, and the rent is expensive. ”
Arthas breathed a sigh of relief: "Go there." ”
Without waiting for Qin Ye to speak, she continued: "Only with money can you understand style, this word is too far away for you, in short...... Listen to Hongu's. ”
Qin Ye has nothing to do, and it is not a matter for Arthas to stay in the ghost head knife.
Walking all the way into the apartment, it was also cluttered, and there were a few pairs of brand leather shoes, which were obviously something that some loser didn't want to wear, and didn't even bother to pack.
"Your modern tastes are really strange." Arthas frowned and looked at a miscellaneous room: "Obviously there are thousands of years of good things that don't need it, I prefer these what kind of Japanese style, European style, even a mirror, the frame is some immoral half-naked disabled women." ”
Qin Ye also disdained to explain to Arthas what a Broken Arm Venus was.
This is the generation gap.
"See for yourself, if you have a fancy call me, I'll bring it to you." Qin Ye breathed a sigh of relief, lay on the soft sofa, and suddenly fell into it softly.
Comfortable.
Arthas glanced at it, and suddenly, his voice became solemn: "Little one, here...... Someone. ”
Someone?
Qin Ye suddenly raised his eyes, and Alsace's voice said: "On the bed, there is one, under the blanket, the palace has seen the hand." ”
Corpse?
Qin Ye rushed over in one step and lifted the pile of blankets on the bed, his face suddenly extremely exciting.
It is indeed human......
Silicone Doll ......
It is extremely exquisite, life-size proportions, just like the most advanced 3D modeling, wearing a costume clothes, and the quality of the clothes is also very good, it is not difficult to see that this second generation has a unique hobby for this thing, and there is no damage on the whole body.
Isn't it okay...... Or is it well maintained...... It simply made Qin Ye's gossip soul boiling.
"At least tens of thousand......s," he sighed, turned his head and was about to shake his head, when the ghost-headed knife had already flown behind him at some point, and the golden soul fire flashed and flickered.
Just as Qin Ye was about to put the blanket down, Alsace's voice suddenly sounded: "Wait! ”
For the first time, there was a hint of joy in her voice: "What is this?" ”
"Inflatable dolls?" Qin Ye said puzzledly: "Oh, no, this is a pure silicone doll, it may not need to be inflated......"
"That's it."
“…… I can't imagine seeing this kind of cold here...... What did you say?! Qin Ye's voice finally rose sharply by three octaves.
Auditory hallucinations?
"That's it." The ghost head knife deviated, as if he glanced at Qin Ye suspiciously: "Its beauty can finally reach one-tenth of the main palace, and the ancient costume looks more pleasing to the eye...... Do you have something to say? ”
And this kind of operation?
Qin Ye was stunned as the golden soul fire floated out, and the sound of BIU didn't enter the silicone doll Tianling cover, his lips opened dryly, and only after a few seconds did he intermittently say, "No...... Yes...... The perfect choice...... Broken Fit......"
Brush...... Just ten seconds after the soul fire entered the silicone doll's body, the sleeping silicone doll slowly opened its eyes and sat up from the bed.
Arthas looked at his newfound body, stretched his fingers, and flicked it slightly, and suddenly, a mirror in the corner of the wall cracked.
"Not bad." The corners of the silicone doll's mouth raised a smile of finally satisfaction: "It's just too fragile." ”
This operation simply suffocated Qin Ye!
Unexpectedly, Arthas actually chose the most shameful option he had never thought of!
Do you dare to imagine a silicone doll available every day watching you and whispering to you?
Do you dare to imagine someone coming to the house and seeing a big silicone doll at first sight?
Moreover, it also smells of other men!
Generation gap...... This must be a generation gap, right?
"Let's ...... Can't negotiate anymore? ”
"That's it." Alsace was full of aura, and said undoubtedly: "This palace is very satisfied...... How many times did you want to talk and then stopped, why? Simply be like a man! ”
Qin Ye swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva, and rolled his eyes as if he gave up: "I'll ...... Send you a word......"
"The first thing you say when you get up every day, cheer yourself up first."