Chapter 839: It's All Eggs
"You either give me something to eat, or find me a place to dispose of it, and next time I see that there are eggs when I enter the door, I will resign and go back to my Qishan!"
"Don't you foxes like to eat eggs? When you go back, remember to bring the little fox to your family, just say that it is a gift from the demon king, no need to thank you. Qianxue didn't raise her head to change the recital in her hand.
"You!" The always elegant and calm Linglong voice broke out, and she couldn't bear to send all those eggs to the back kitchen with a wave of her hand: "Pass the order, all the food for Wang Jin this month will be changed to eggs, and until she eats all these eggs, she can't change the recipe!" ”
“…… It's ......" that little guy went down resignedly.
Linglongyin turned around and looked at the stunned Qianxue refreshedly: "Don't you like it?" This time you'll have enough to eat. Let's see if you dare to talk nonsense next time! ”
From inside the temple came a terrible roar.
After ten days, Linglongyin really ruthlessly changed all her recipes to eggs, which can be regarded as a chef's problem, the delicacies for the king naturally need eight plates and two soups for a total of ten, this meal of ten is naturally no problem, but this meal of ten things can not be repeated, the chef racked his brains, and almost vomited at the eggs all day.
The chef is about to vomit, and the person who eats it has long wanted to vomit.
After seeing Linglongyin's viciousness, she was not satisfied with her eating eggs and Linglongyin and the others were eating fragrant and spicy food, so she had to mix it up, but she was still caught by Yin, who was determined to teach her a lesson.
Ten days later, Chiyuki's face looked the color of an egg.
She rushed to Su Jishan at the appointed time, and when she saw the grass on the mountain, she felt emerald, she pulled out a handful of grass and stuffed it into her mouth, and when she turned her head, she saw the delicate look of Jun Carp behind her.
Jun Li turned around and left, and was stopped by Qianxue: "Wait until you misunderstood!" ”
"If you're hungry, eat before you go." Jun Li didn't wait for her to refuse, and pulled her to the distant mountain: "Mother likes to be a vegetarian, your face is not good, you have to eat some meat." ”
She probably wanted to eat something else and was crazy, otherwise how could she let Jun Li pull her, so she obediently followed behind and left?
The place where Jun Li took her was a lake, and that lake was shining brightly, and the water was as clear as a crystal set in the hillside, and Jun Li placed her here, tied up his sleeves, and touched the water.
Qianxue hadn't rested for several days, and the sun was so warm that it made people drowsy, and she closed her eyes slightly when she held the egg on her head.
The sound of fluttering water, as well as the birds and birds of the mountains and forests, evoked the memories of when she was a kitten many years ago, she didn't know the experience of the sky and the earth, was bullied by a big bad wolf, exhausted all the aura, and finally ended up in Su Jishan.
She lay among the flowers, exhausted, and the pain on her body was so painful that she couldn't continue to walk, but she never regretted it, if she accepted her fate like this, wouldn't it be that the cat clan would always be the joke of all the spirits.
It's just that she can't swallow it.
Probably not to die, she accidentally broke into the enchantment and was saved by the Xiyue Divine Venerable, who was demoted to a human being.
The years when she was beaten back to her original form were her best memories in Su Jishan.
Although it may be a little unbelievable to say this, she was the most depressed and embarrassed moment at that time, any monster could crush her to death, and she was born a person who was unwilling to accept her fate, when her strength was not worthy of her ambition, the gap caused by her ran with all her strength to make up for it.
Su Jishan's time of recuperation, she had a rare and valuable rest.
Although it was a forced rest, when she saw her mother-in-law with gray hair and shimmering spirits, she was able to stop for a short time and see the scenery of the four seasons that she had ignored when she ran all the way.
And it was because of this that she met the person she fell in love with for the first time in her life.
After she evolved into the Great Demon of Heaven and Earth, she went to find Jun Carp, and the process she went through made her no longer want to recall, who gave her the courage to go to Heaven to hijack people, and the person who hijacked was Jun Carp.
It was a rather awkward encounter.
Because what she did at that time was to coerce the hostages and make all the gods strip off their clothes, and she wanted to find her poor child raised in the gods through the cinnabar mole around her waist that the Xiyue Divine Venerable had told her.
Even if her skin has been tempered very thick in the millennium, it is rare and precious that she has not hung up, resulting in the later demon clan inheriting the unification, when the Emperor of Heaven saw her, he joked: "I don't know what the demon king has to take care of our god clan disciples this time?" ”
This sentence almost made her almost get under the table.
And the coerced Jun Carp was also calm as usual: "The person you are looking for is me." Do you need me to show you my clothes? ”
Her old face couldn't hold back, she knew that what he said must be true, just by the attitude of the gods who were secretive about him, it was already fully demonstrated.
She originally planned to handsomely snatch the poor child back, telling him that his poor mother had been reduced to a mortal and imprisoned in Su Jishan, but this hostage was herself, and her kindness in order to promote the filial piety of her mother and son had become an extremely vicious and dissatisfied old monster.
Although the encounter was indeed dramatic, it did not prevent her from testing Jun Carp.
He also passed the test perfectly, she fulfilled her original promise to the Xiyue Divine Venerable, and when she planned to retire, everything suddenly changed, and they were treacherously involved.
But the moment she misses the most is still when she grabbed him with a knife to threaten her, and when she turned around, a pair of starry eyes crashed into her eyes.
Qianxue felt that there was something itchy on her face, and when she woke up from her sleep, she saw Jun Li, who was scorching her face with a dog's tail, and when she woke up, she smiled: "I'm ready, let's eat." ”
He handed over a grilled fish, and Qianxue was moved in her heart, but after smelling the strange smell emanating from this fish, she was a little undecided: "You...... How is the fish grilled? ”
Jun Carp stepped aside, and Qian Xue fell into silence for a long time after seeing the tall firewood stakes built up behind her.
“…… You, are you going to roast the king of fish? ”
"I was worried that the fish would not be cooked, so I found more firewood." Jun Li's tone was a little hesitant: "You taste?" This is the only one of the ten fish I've grilled that looks complete. ”
Under his shining gaze, Qianxue still took a bite of the fish, and then discovered the difference between the grilled fish between her and Jun Carp.
She can only eat it when she has all the color, flavor, and taste, and Jun Carp's criterion is that as long as it looks intact and there is nothing that can kill people, it can be eaten.
She resisted the desire to spit out the fish, and swallowed it.
"How?" Jun Li's face was looking forward to it.
“…… There is room for improvement. Qianxue found the least hurtful word in her limited vocabulary to summarize.
Jun Carp looked a little lonely, but then as if he had decided something, he rolled up his sleeves and went into the water again.
Qianxue waited for him to catch two more and went ashore, and grabbed his leg desperately for his own life: "You did it for me just now, let me come this time, okay?" Well? ”
"But I want to practice my hands."
"Shall I teach you? I'm never going to take my housekeeping skills lightly! Well?! ”
Xu is thirst in her eyes moved Jun Li, he thought for a while and reluctantly agreed: "Okay, I'll study the side." ”
Qianxue finally found a skill that she could crush Jun Carp, and naturally she would not let go of this opportunity easily, she instructed Jun Carp to find fine firewood, she quickly picked off the fish and removed the five organs, washed it three times by the river, and massaged until the meat became muscular, and then fished up.
Jun Li's eyes were very serious on the sidelines, and this momentum of learning was even a bit like a student in the human race who was going to take the test for fame.
She divided the fish, carefully picked out the thorns, and then put it on the fire and slowly roasted, and sprinkled some salt to taste, probably not so self-done for a long time, she felt a little tired, Jun Li saw her stretching out her arms to hide back, and quietly walked to her side to block the smoke, while supporting her back: "Tired?" I'll help you pinch your shoulders? ”
It's kind of scary.
Qianxue refused: "You just go and stay honest." ”
"But you look lucky." Jun Li thought about it, and took out a handkerchief to wipe her sweat, this kind of tenderness and sweetness was irresistible, and Qianxue's voice was out of tune: "You, you, don't make trouble!" ”
"But I want to help."
Jun Li stood in front of her with a smile, obviously letting her choose whether to pinch her shoulders or wipe her sweat, how could Qianxue stand up to him standing in front of her, this face looked a little affected her performance, so she chose very unproductively: "You still pinch my shoulders." ”
Jun Carp got the order, and he was finally happy.
He carefully pinched her shoulders, the force was soft but not soft, with strength in the cotton, unexpectedly comfortable, Qianxue was surprised: "Where did you learn this technique?" ”
"I didn't learn from anyone, I just rubbed my mother's shoulders when I was free."
Qian Xue was silent, this was actually what she did, but unconsciously, she came here less and less, but Jun Li remembered that her mother-in-law's back was uncomfortable, and she was worried about going to fulfill her filial piety in person.
“…… Is it comfortable? ”
“…… Not bad. ”
Although he was very unhappy in his heart, he still had to admit that he also took a lot of effort, Qianxue enjoyed it for a while, and suddenly thought of something: "You come to grill fish, I will teach you a set of techniques, it is newly learned, and it is guaranteed to work." ”
Saying that, she changed places with Jun Li in high spirits, planning to take out her housekeeping skills again, placing her hands on his back and kneading them, poking his acupoints suddenly, and stroking them up section by section along the bones on his back.
This is a technique that can open up the four meridians and eight veins, it is very useful to relieve soreness and fatigue, she touched his back openly, while taking the opportunity to rub the oil, Jun Carp's figure is perfect three or nine points, she has secretly coveted it for a long time, but according to what men and women give and do not kiss the rules, suffering from no chance to start.