Chapter 1 Pretending to be a god
In the countryside, there are many stone bridges and eaves with a knife or a sword hanging under the eaves, which is said to bless the safety of the village.
There is an ancient sword hanging under the small stone bridge in our village, which was hung by my grandfather himself. Grandpa said that this is called a ballast weapon, which can make the demon never turn over.
My name is Han Xiaoxie, I am 18 years old this year, and I have lived with my grandfather in Sanniu Village since I was a child. My grandfather died three years ago, and I was the only one left in the family.
Grandpa is recognized as the most capable person within a hundred miles, whoever has a wedding or funeral or something, they have to go to my house for advice, and grandpa also tries to give them guidance...... However, my grandfather never wrote talismans, nor did he worship ghosts and gods.
Grandpa confiscated the money, and he didn't allow others to call him Mr. Yin and Yang, Feng Shui Master or something, and he said that he was just an ordinary rural old man until he died, which was taboo!
Our family has a group training: not to respect the Dharma, not to cultivate Taoism, and not to meddle in the affairs of ghosts and gods. The Han family has been a demon suppressor for generations, and if they rob the monks and Taoists again, they will not only be squeezed out by all those who eat the food of the underworld, but I am afraid that it will not be far from the curse of heaven.
Sanniu Village is deep in the mountains, and it takes three or four hours to walk from the village to the town.
It stands to reason that this kind of place with bad corners is most likely to happen all kinds of messy things, such as the old locust tree in Wuyangtun in the east has hanged five people this year, and the pigskin village in the west is still driving a group of big fat pigs to the river to worship the river god every year...... On the contrary, our Sanniu Village has been very peaceful for 20 years, not to mention the cow ghosts and snake gods, and even the two of them quarrel less, which is in stark contrast to Wuyangtun and Pigskin Village, and the village chief can go to the county every year to receive awards.
But the whole village knows that the reason why Sanniu Village is so peaceful has nothing to do with the village chief, and it all depends on my grandfather in the village.
However, my grandfather died the year before last, and I don't know if the village can be peaceful forever. It's autumn, and it's getting colder and colder outside these days, so I put on the quilt early and get ready for bed.
In our village, cuddling with girls is the main entertainment, but of course I don't have any girls, so I have to sleep by myself.
After I fell asleep, I seemed to dream of a girl, my face was very blurry, but my breasts were big and straight...... Anyway, it's all a dream, and I'm not polite, so I'll just get started and catch it.
Hey, hey~ It feels quite elastic to the touch, not only soft but also hard, a little awkward, and the shape is not like a steamed bun but like a Wang Ba lid.
I didn't wait for me to feel it, I felt that the world was spinning, and as soon as I woke up, I saw a simple black big man - Wang Dazhuang, I have a small hair in the same village, and the body size is about the same as an adult bear blind man, and he is the most straightforward and most obedient person in the village.
Da Zhuang has no parents since he was a child, and he eats a lot, and the whole village doesn't want to see him. But my grandfather often asked him to come to my house for dinner, and my grandfather said that he was blessed.
Wang Dazhuang's face was red and purple, the muscles of his whole body were hard, and his legs were clamped tightly, as if he was going to......
"Little evil brother, what are you doing with my ass!" Belch...... I silently withdrew my hand, feeling that my hands were covered with sin, and I knew what felt like a king's lid.
"Ahem, this doesn't matter, why are you here at night?" Wang Dazhuang scratched his head, and then remembered the business of looking for me: "The village chief asked me to come, little evil brother, go out and have a look, our village is messed up!" Ghosts, it's full of ghosts out there! "With the sword left by my grandfather, it stands to reason that no ghost dares to enter the village, but since the village chief sent Da Zhuang to come over so late, something big must have happened in the village.
As soon as I went out, I felt that something was wrong, the moonlight was a miserable white color, there were small whirlwinds on both sides of the road, and the rats in the gutter were squeaking restlessly.
There were a few white shadows floating around the village, and there were a few dark blue ghost fires not far away. Wang Dazhuang pointed to the white shadow and the ghost fire, and plucked up the courage to say to me: "Now the village is full of ghosts, and there are all kinds of strange screams, the little grandson of the village chief's family is so frightened that he has a high fever, and he can't stop crying......" I nodded, and walked in the direction of the village chief's house, and it happened that there was a white shadow suspected of being a ghost in front of me, and he was making a terrible sound-
"Hula...... Hula...... "I came to the white shadow, raised my foot and kicked - meow!! What a ghost, it's just a wild cat draped in white plastic sheeting.
I also went to check the ghost fire in the village, but it was just an ordinary phosphorus fire, and I found piles of white phosphorus on the walls and roof.
"Someone is playing tricks!" I have the heart to find out the troublemakers behind me, but the little grandson of the village chief is still waiting for me to see, so I can only ask Wang Dazhuang to go to all parts of the village, first dispose of the 'white shadow' and 'ghost fire', and explain it clearly to the villagers.
When I came to the village chief's house, I heard the cry of waw wow before I entered the door. The village chief's little grandson closed his eyes tightly, and his body was very hot, but the palms of his feet and hands were frighteningly cold.
It's hot on the outside and cold on the inside, this kid has hit something! I checked the child and asked the village chief, "Master Guo, have you taken him to any unclean places recently, such as cemeteries, old houses, etc.?" ”
"Nope! Such a small baby, how can you bring it to that kind of place, always at home. The village chief's head shook like a rattle.
I frowned, the child didn't go out but collided with the yin, someone outside used wild cats and white phosphorus to pretend to be ghosts, stirring up the whole village uneasy, it seems that someone is targeting our Sanniu Village, who will this person be?
"Xiao Xie, Xiao Bao, what's wrong with him, your grandfather's ability is nothing to say, but it's a pity that my old brother is no longer there......" When grandpa was still there, every time the village chief asked him for help, he would bring a big bowl of stew, but grandpa never ate it.
So every time I sat under the old tree in front of my house, I sighed and snorted, and my grandfather was afraid that I would choke so much that he would pour me a big bowl of water every time...... Now it's easy to eat the stew of the village chief Guo Ye, but the grandfather's water can't be drunk.
I smiled and patted the child, it seems that Guo Ye still can't believe me.
"It's not a big problem to wrap up on me, please prepare a candle and boil a pot of hot oil!" The village chief and his wife hurried to boil the oil, and I held the child in my arms, thinking about tonight's events.
Abnormality is a demon, although it is all artificially pretending to be a ghost, but Sanniu Village has been peaceful for so many years...... It may be coming to an end.
Soon, the village chief brought the hot oil pot over.