"It's so boring, is there anyone as boring as me, let's chat. ”

Ji Yang posted this sentence to the circle of friends, and began to wait for someone to chat with him.

But what made Ji Yang a little depressed was that there were many people who liked it, but none of them spoke.

How does it mean to be bored and praised by others?

Annoyed by other people's collection of likes, Ji Yang looked at the dynamics that had broken through a hundred likes, but his face was ugly.

It seems that there are a lot of boring people in heaven and earth, but aren't these guys a little boring, and they don't even read the content if they like it?

Just when Ji Yang was thinking about finding a random one of these people who liked it, and then "chatting" with him, there was a friend on his WeChat who added a message.

"Yang Yuhuan?"

The person who added Ji Yang as a friend was Yang Yuhuan, and Yang Yuhuan's name was also marked with the word Yang Guifei.

I rubbed it, it turned out to be Yang Guifei, one of the four beauties of China.

Yang Guifei added her friends, but she saw the news she posted to the circle of friends, and she was bored now, so she came to chat with herself.

Thinking of this, Ji Yang quickly clicked to agree to add friends.

The four beauties of China, it is a good choice to chat with yourself when you are alone in the empty room.

Speaking of which, among the four beauties of China, Ji Yang has always been very curious about Yang Guifei.

The appearance of the other three beauties should be more in line with the public, when they are alive, their aesthetics are normal, but Yang Guifei's beauty may be different from them.

Because she lived in the Tang Dynasty, where fat was beautiful, under such aesthetic conditions, Tang Xuanzong Li Longji also snatched her from his son Li Mao.

Ji Yang wanted to know how fat Yang Guifei was.

But looking at the avatar now, Yang Guifei is not as fat as she imagined, she can only be regarded as plump, and the plump is just right, in modern times, she is definitely a goddess-level milk and god, and many men will be obsessed with him.

No wonder Li Longji disregarded ethics and even robbed his daughter-in-law.

The sentence Bai Juyi wrote for her, "Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color", it is really true.

"Yuhuan has seen adults. ”

After Ji Yang agreed to add Yang Yuhuan as a friend, Yang Yuhuan took the lead in sending Ji Yang WeChat.

Yang Yuhuan was a concubine of the Tang Dynasty when she was alive, but now that she is dead, she is also an ordinary ghost.

Facing Ji Yang, who is a third-grade immortal, she should indeed call an adult.

was called an adult by a former Chinese concubine, Ji Yang's heart was quite crooked.

"Don't be so polite, you saw my circle of friends, so you added me as a friend, right?"

"Yes, my lord, Yuhuan is an adult who saw the circle of friends of adults and knew that adults were bored, so I added them. ”

"Yuhuan is in the underworld, and he is also bored every day, so he wants to talk to adults and listen to the things in the mortal world now. ”

The WeChat of Heaven and Earth is relatively good, and the WeChat of the mortal world must be added as a friend to see the circle of friends sent by others.

But you don't need to use Heaven and Earth, as long as someone sends WeChat, even if you are not a friend, people in Heaven and Earth can see it.

Yang Yuhuan really saw the dynamics of the circle of friends and knew that Ji Yang was bored, so he added him as a friend.

"If you want to hear about the mortal world, then I can tell you what you want to hear. ”

"My lord, when Yuhuan was alive, he liked to sing and dance the most, so I would like to know how the current singing and dancing in the mortal world have changed from the ancient times?"

Ji Yang once saw Yang Yuhuan's introduction in the book, Yang Yuhuan is good at singing and dancing, Tongyin rhythm, and her musical talent is rare among the concubines of all dynasties.

She was also known as a court musician, dancer.

I didn't expect her to be dead, and she was still so interested in music and dance.

Yang Yuhuan asked Ji Yang about this, and Ji Yang was slightly stunned.

The mortal world is not dead now, the ghosts of the dead go to the underworld, Yang Yuhuan wants to ask this, naturally he can ask them, and now he actually asks himself.

Could it be that ghosts don't communicate with each other when they go to the underworld?

Ji Yang felt strange in his heart, and also asked Yang Yuhuan this question.

After Yang Yuhuan sent Ji Yang a smile, she told Ji Yang that after the ghost arrived in the underworld, it was possible to communicate, otherwise she would not be able to send WeChat to Ji Yang.

However, Yang Yuhuan heard that the mortal world has changed a lot now, and new things are happening every moment.

It was impossible for her not to see a ghost, and they all went up to ask each other about the mortal world, so she asked Ji Yang.

Hearing Yang Yuhuan's explanation, Ji Yang nodded across WeChat.

Then he told Yang Yuhuan that the Chinese people dance the most, that must be the square dance, at the beginning, it was just some boring aunts to dance, and now young people also dance, children also dance.

He also told Yang Yuhuan that a dance that is more popular in the mortal world now is called the Ghost Step Dance.

As for the song, Ji Yang simply told Yang Yuhuan about the Divine Comedy.

"I've heard some ghosts come to the mortal world to talk about square dancing, and I also watch them dance, and I feel very interesting. ”

"But what kind of song is this Divine Comedy, is it the song of the gods?"

After Ji Yang told Yang Yuhuan about some songs and dances in the mortal world, Yang Yuhuan replied to Ji Yang on WeChat.

Seeing Yang Yuhuan's understanding of the Divine Comedy as a fairy song, Ji Yang felt a little funny.

"The Divine Comedy is not a fairy song, the Divine Comedy refers to a song with a catchy or thunderous style, easy to sing the melody, simple and distinct rhythm, and a song that has the same effect as "brainwashing". ”

"Catchy, thunderous, brainwashing?"

"Yuhuan still doesn't understand a little, can you find a song for Yuhuan and let Yuhuan listen to it?"

Regarding Ji Yang's explanation, Yang Yuhuan said that he still didn't understand.

Anyway, I'm bored now, Yang Yuhuan wants Ji Yang to find one for her, so I'll find one myself.

opened the webpage and found a song "Worried", and Ji Yang sent it to Yang Yuhuan.

"Ah......h

Ji Yang sent "Worried" to Yang Yuhuan, Yang Yuhuan clicked on it and listened to it, and the whole person felt confused.

She, an ancient court musician, couldn't understand what she was singing, she felt it was more like chanting a mantra.

"My lord, Yuhuan doesn't understand it at all, it's really shocking. ”

"Although Yuhuan doesn't understand, but thank you for telling me this, my lord, the things that are playing in the mortal world are not very much now, how can you be bored?"

"If you're bored, you can chat with friends, why do you want to send a message in WeChat where you're bored and want to chat with someone?"

Yang Yuhuan's question can be regarded as poking Ji Yang's sore spot.

If he could, of course, he would also like to find someone to talk to in real life.

But now that Mu Hong's daughters have abandoned him, and his parents are also sleeping, he is alone in the empty room, who to talk to.

Ji Yang simply told Yang Yuhuan about himself and Mu Hong's daughters.

"My lord, in fact, you can coax them, women can easily coax. ”

"It's simple, how can you coax?"

"My lord, Yuhuan can teach you a method, maybe you can get a few ladies to forgive you......"

(End of chapter)